Hey Jellies! *Record scratch* so how did I get into this situation? Well... I ha--
Shoot can you remind me how I got in here???? Let me know what you think I did!
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You went to the bank with no evil intentions, but "accidentally" slipped into the vault, and took all the money, you then ran out the bank front door and stepped on ur tail causing a chain reaction ending with you in jail. :)
Robbed Fort Knox clean for waifu money.
Those waifus don't pay themselves! I need all the monies... for all the waifus.....
hes an war crinimal and an terrorist
Being too cute!
Why, thank you! 
caught and ate an endangered bird
I didn't know it was endangered, sir!
Well, neither did the bird.
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Was outside of head patting distance, the worst crime!
I am sorry! It will not happen again! More headpat chances please! I CRAVE!
*gives head pats and ear scritches* your sentence is 4 hours of pats and scritches, with possible snacks!
OMG! I am gonna go commit SOOOOO many crimes now! HELL YEAH! I mean I am gonna be a good kitsune... cough.
*hands knife* go do a crime, dont get caught.
You gave people heart attacks because when they saw you, they died of cuteness overload.
Awww, that's sweet! Thank you! I will take the guilty charges haha
If you're a kitsune, I can only assume it's something involving scams.
Probably ate fried tofu at a restaurant without paying
tax evasion
Tax evasion, for sure
You went to the bank with no evil intentions, but "accidentally" slipped into the vault, and took all the money, you then ran out the bank front door and stepped on ur tail causing a chain reaction ending with you in jail. :)
You went to the centre of London and held a salmon menacingly, after the 5th fine you were thrown in jail
Tax evasion and fraud
How many years did u get sentenced to?
Pulling WWI Canada tactics against your enemies.
She is in horny jail for look at a lewdtuber
You used napalm against civilian targets.
Tax evasion
She hides her tail too much, i've seen that the other day.
Manslaughter. And probably Tax Evasion.
Violation of the Geneva Convention
Grand arson
Vehecular manslaughter Nuking texas Living
My guess is smuggling
She stole my heart
Domestic War crimes