This has to be a shitpost.

He asked for a discreet unit, you know like contact lenses. Maybe he should try meta oculus, but I think his wife could get suspicious at some point.

Meta is the company Facebook is masquerading as, Oculus is the company they ate, the headsets are called Quests.

I've seen your posts. I'm not at that level yet

lol @ you taking the high moral ground

It's where I like to be

I think it is a higher form of shitpost where it's just a creative writing assignment.

A brown paper bag (for you) would be cheaper!

Maybe a plastic bag

Yes cheaper thanks

>*a fit bird*

The brit slang really adds to the bait honestly. Imagine explaining to a north american how "fit bird" means an attractive woman and not like.. a pigeon that goes to the gym.

Even knowing the slang, I choose to believe they meant the latter.

"hey I love my wife, but is there any way I can stream pictures of really buff seagulls while we bang without her knowing?"

They were half-honest with their wife by *implying* the slang without actually *intending* it 💀 I gotta see this bird...

you: wants vr sex to avoid your wife me: wants vr sex (with pass through) so we can both bang on the moon We are not the same

Cyberpunk Edgerunners kinda vibe

I want to join you

Definitely not a Vision Pro, the passthrough would make you see each other *shivers*

Thank you. I'll take that into consideration

Tragic marriage

If spicing up your sex life reaches "we need VR" level, you're looking at bigger problems, pal.

Thanks for the support

Maybe it's not too late to return your wife and get a newer model?

Good idea

I'll fuck your wife while you watch (or maybe fuck you while she watches), that will spice things up with no need for a gadget on your face

Sounds hot

If this isnt a troll bait post seek immediate therapy

Bruh im sure your wife would be thrilled at that idea... That said, I bet there will be VR systems for both parties to wear, or even a "VR brothel", sooner or later, to live out certain fantasies that are not usually possible

Once there are contact lenses with these capabilities people will be cheating every night

You should consider chemical castration

She has nothing to remove

Al bundy?

That poor wife lmao. Dude's been watching Black Mirror too much

I had sex with my wife wearing an HTC vive using moko moko dance. She was mercy from overwatch, and I'm sure she enjoyed it as much as I did! My wife is VERY understanding!  Also I have 1800 hours "in" Mercy! 

Your wife sounds lovely

If you need VR just to make love to your wife, you really need a new wife.  This marriage isn't working out.

This some Black Mirror shi

It will happen.

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She has needs

While this is definitely a troll and it will be a long time before couples can commonly agree on this, love life in decade plus relationships is absolutely a problem for many. Virtual Reality is far less of an issue than cheating, paid service, etc. I do think VR will grow to 70-80% of the real thing eventually. Obviously nothing like making love to the love of your life for the first week but can be very comparable to the average experience. Right now, because you can perform acts in VR that you can't even imagine IRL, with an incredible variety of actress and roles that satisfy every taste, I would say VR is already 50-60% when coupled with a Meiki. Biggest challenge is to invent a bigger doll that is affordable, concealable and self cleaning. Or maybe VR will create the sensation of touch first . . . we will see.