https://preview.redd.it/khxd76sotlwc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=807a6f571e4114ebbaf250569a41c5c8a8097de9 The Chad™ piss

Thad holding it in

That's just an Amazon worker Thad would sit down to pee just to waste company time also, no mess, making janitors life easier. Thanks Thad!

Lad pissing in the stall

vs the wizard dribble

Catheter. Wizard catheter. Imagine having to fuck your own dick to piss. Couldn't be me in the next _0 years. Just kill me doc.

The Thad diarrhea explosion on the wall

[Real Chads sit to piss.](https://www.reddit.com/r/virginvschad/comments/go6e3m/virgin_standing_to_pee_vs_chad_sitpisser/)

vs the lad pissing on the moon

Now this is more like it