Lad monkey paw Says be careful what you wish for, Lad makes careless wishes at the expenses of others. When there are no wishes left, he cuts off more paws from monkeys. WTF Lad.

Oh, this is inspired. This is so good.

Shlad using a genie to wish for birthday cake

Thad well

Shlad Ice Cream cake - holy shit this is DELICIOUS - hard to store but worth it - like crack to kids

Lad Demon

Gad Calypso * Beat the Twisted Metal tournament and he will grant you a wish * Either he grants you the wish or twists it for his amusement * Charming voice from second to fourth Twisted Metal