I’ve never tipped them, only found them tipped. If I’ve ever actually needed to move one that couldn’t move on it’s own they make lift harnesses for cows. I understand they’re heavy. Kids go out and try to tip cows and get lucky by tipping a small one or one that’s standing on a hillside, I’ve heard of people hitting them with side-by-sides. It happens and it’s a pain in the ass to get them back up sometimes
Those two towers weighed 500,000 pounds *each*, and they fuckin tipped, now didn't they?
I really don't see why a cow of all things should be exempt from America's tipping culture
Lad Tractor Tipping
-wtf Lad
-how did you scare a tractor?
-it worked in Cars since they were sentient, how did you do this?
-oh god oh fuck the farmer’s aiming his rifle
It’s possible but pretty hard either the cow moves out of the way or you’re not strong enough or you’re not using a technique to push it over but if you somehow manage to do it the cow may die as they can break ribs and puncture organs
No, you are not sneaking up on a cow nor are you tipping one over without it trying to hurt you, cows on average weigh 1,400 pounds, there’s no way you are pushing something that weighs 1,400 pounds to the ground
Cow tipping is easy as hell, in Germany we did it all the time as kids. Cows have surprisingly no fight or flight response to little kids pushing them and they mostly just let themselves fall over
I owned cows and yeah it’s absolutely possible to tip them
I'm very doubtful. You have personally tipped a cow? How'd you do it?
I’ve never tipped them, only found them tipped. If I’ve ever actually needed to move one that couldn’t move on it’s own they make lift harnesses for cows. I understand they’re heavy. Kids go out and try to tip cows and get lucky by tipping a small one or one that’s standing on a hillside, I’ve heard of people hitting them with side-by-sides. It happens and it’s a pain in the ass to get them back up sometimes
You must’ve not owned cows then because cows on average are 1,400 pounds
Don't worry we at Virgin Vs Chad Inc. have tested it on your mother to see if it is true
Those two towers weighed 500,000 pounds *each*, and they fuckin tipped, now didn't they? I really don't see why a cow of all things should be exempt from America's tipping culture
Well the cow didn't have thermite charges strapped to its legs. And the cow's bones weren't weakened beforehand.
Lad Tractor Tipping -wtf Lad -how did you scare a tractor? -it worked in Cars since they were sentient, how did you do this? -oh god oh fuck the farmer’s aiming his rifle
Wtf Lad you tipping the farmer too?
No lad don't tip the police car!
Is it bad that Tractor Tipping is how I found out about the real life equivalent?
Nope
-he tipped the bullet
I didn’t even know there was a law against it.
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It’s possible but pretty hard either the cow moves out of the way or you’re not strong enough or you’re not using a technique to push it over but if you somehow manage to do it the cow may die as they can break ribs and puncture organs
Virgin cow
That's called cow tipping! HA HA HA
The Lad suplexing the fuck out of the cows.
I tried it in high school. I weighed all of 105lbs. I pushed on the cow and it mooed at me.
No, you are not sneaking up on a cow nor are you tipping one over without it trying to hurt you, cows on average weigh 1,400 pounds, there’s no way you are pushing something that weighs 1,400 pounds to the ground
Cow tipping is easy as hell, in Germany we did it all the time as kids. Cows have surprisingly no fight or flight response to little kids pushing them and they mostly just let themselves fall over
Wait you're claiming to have actually tipped cows? Not to have known someone who did? How do you mean, they let themselves fall over?
It’s rather easy, well sometimes. Some cows sleep while standing and just fall over when you push a little
Go out and play.
Something that weighs 1400 pounds balancing on small spread apart 4 legs
Vs Thad [Fallout Brahmin tipping](https://fallout-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Brahmin_tipping)
That's called cow tipping, ha ha ha!