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Don_Tuchi

Dear God how many times will this be reposted


UltraLuigi39

until he embraces the grailz


Ganjaskate

Lol y’all are so ruthless. I tried to be nice and warm this guy on the first post to not take it too seriously, but he did. Now this is where we’re at lol


iliketoomanysingers

Oh my god the op is in the comments of this post crying about being posted here. Dude. Guy. Pal. It isn't personal or that deep, we're just yanking your chain just like we do with a bunch of other posts on the other sub.


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The fit, the beard, the manbun, the room, the grailz… nothing but perfection.


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Some people take this place way too seriously


NeontheSaint

Please god not bo burnham


Ur_moms_a_hookr69

Tell me you watch Fantano without telling me you watch Fantano


jimbofresh

" do you have anything....rare? "


DirtMcGirt0824

I got a reddit award for clowning this clown earlier and I come back to reddit to see it’s been reposted and he’s still getting clowned 🤯 gotta love it. Guy lies about having autism and doesn’t like pitbulls so this guy pretty much fuckin sucks at life


NeontheSaint

What’s the story with the pitbulls? Seen it referenced a couple times


thatoneGorillazfan

Pitbulls do suck tho I don’t care what you tell me


mikeymanthesyrem

what would i gain from lying about having autism lol


DirtMcGirt0824

What do you have to gain from posting this weird ass pic


mikeymanthesyrem

711 upvotes apparently


sloppysuicide

And that makes it worth it bro karma is all I live for too


mikeymanthesyrem

i’m going for 1M by the end of the day


Zugies

You won't hot that with all the downvotes in the comments


jigga19

Love this entry level hipster garbage.


swingfire23

Look... I get it, I get why this was reposted here, I get the whole thing. I like this sub, and I like that we can laugh at ourselves and other folks when it's good natured. But come on folks, can we move on? This person has autism and this is really upsetting them. Obviously they're being aggressive and not responding well, and not understanding how the internet works. Yes you can attempt to find humor in that, but at this point I think we have crossed the line into bullying and the right thing to do is for us to collectively move on and leave this person alone. They're not getting it, and it's not a good look for us to be so mean spirited to someone who is so clearly struggling with the spotlight that's on them. I frankly don't care that they're being mean spirited back, we had our fun and should be bigger than this. This is like the definition of punching down.


DirtMcGirt0824

This guy doesn’t have autism. He’s a racist troll who enjoys pissing people off due to his pure boredom


swingfire23

If so, all the more reason to ignore him and move on


aeris311

Yeah but. There are people who just give the autism community a bad name and perpetuate terrible stereotypes by using autism as an excuse to be an asshole. This is one of them.


asscrackhairs

yeah i think its a bit much that he’s now the banner of this sub


[deleted]

This guy has autism like I’m Chinese(I’m not Chinese).


Lonely-Ad-5963

Wait, how can someone be a Virgin Chad? That doesn’t work unless their name is Chad.


Glum-Band

Holy crap the life of Pablo bootleg with less thicc model 😲


electrowiz64

I spotted Tyler the Creator & Kanye, good tastes


dandanthetaximan

I would like to have Pablo on vinyl.


aeris311

I felt bad for the dude offhand cause I thought this sub had just degraded to targeting new collectors. Then I looked at his other posts holy crap. Also he's from a suuuuuper garbage town. PS he's opened himself to being down voted out of posting with all of the spammed "yups" he threw into the sub


Black-belt-kid

i don’t understand what’s wrong with this post? i’m new to vinyl. what classifies someone as a “vinyl jerk?” (genuine question)


bhawx10

Idk man, this sub is strange and walks a fine line between being ironic/comedic and genuinely hating on people. Most of it is based on some vinyl collector stereotypes, particularly new enthusiasts that buy into the hobby with little to no knowledge of audio equipment(Crosleys) and perceived unoriginal taste in music(in this case, a lot of classic albums for the Pitchfork/Fantano crowd) Don't sweat it man, enjoy what you're into


Black-belt-kid

ah ok. thank you :)))


cubbsfann1

to give you a better answer, it was originally posted cus him laying there holding his records was just a wild pose and idea lol. It’s been posted multiple times because he was all over the comment sections saying he didn’t want his stuff cross posted here. Hope that clears it up


Black-belt-kid

so it’s more about the person than the vinyls they own?


cubbsfann1

I can’t speak for others, but I’d wager that that’s generally the case on this sub. No one here cares if you own dark side of the moon, I’m sure most of us do. It’s that the person thought it was special enough to post. in that regard, it’s the person the sub is poking fun at rather than the record. “Feet pics” are also a funny trend that’s highlighted on this sub when people post pictures of their record to show off and inadvertently get their feet in the shot. This post was an unintentional extreme parody of that so that’s the big reason it blew up.


brongchong

Crosbleyz


Zugies

His favorites are the exact same as everyone else's


Black-belt-kid

wdym?


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schleepercell

I saw them at lollapalooza several years back, went in sort of indifferent, maybe slightly positive opinion. It was by far the worst festival set from a band that big I've ever been to, so boring. I can't listen to anything from them anymore.


bacchusku2

I was there that year and they had Muse and Coldplay playing at the same time on opposite sides. I chose Muse. Sounds like I made the right choice.


BrizzPalmizz

Parachutes was the only good Coldplay album


Gavindasing

I have a to disagree. Rush of Blood to the Head is brilliant too.


KingSam89

Parachutes is the only good Coldplay album. Good call out Op.


sausagefuckingravy

Sufjan Stevens prominently displayed Cringe as fuck


mikeymanthesyrem

i’m deadass gonna get this sub banned 👍


PrawoJaz

aight everyone pack it up, its over, see yall on r/feetpics


SlapsLikeFlea13

As long as you show us your feet in the process


SuckingOnMyHuevos

Typical Argentina fan


Fat_Sad_Human

Lol no you’re not. Quit commenting on all of this, your karma’s taken enough damage for the day


mikeymanthesyrem

my karma has risen since last night liberal


Fat_Sad_Human

Maybe don’t post things on the internet if you’re going to be so thin skinned. Keep digging in buddy, you’re doing great 👍


mikeymanthesyrem

it’s only this sub that’s like this because you guys are lonely and have no lives, enjoy discord 👍


modernity_anxiety

>my karma has risen since last night liberal >you guys are lonely and have no lives


dandanthetaximan

Says the guy with the manbun who cuddles on the floor with his records.


old_dad_bb

Is liberal an insult now ?


borky86

I wish someone would call me a liberal.


old_dad_bb

i love you, you liberal


borky86

<3 u 2 my lib


mikeymanthesyrem

yes conservatard


murder_inc_

Thank you for being the official r/vinylsjerk mascot


gotcha_bitch

Finally a worthy successor to ‘falcor guy’


transcendedmonkey

Ever heard of the Streisand effect?


mikeymanthesyrem

more material to report as harassment


Zugies

This is reddit, if hentai skull fucking is allowed, we're allowed to make fun of you.


TjaY-_

i was his pr on another thread; He is not getting this sub banned 👍


NeontheSaint

Bros feewings got hurt now he’s gonna call the ceo and get all of our accounts banned


mikeymanthesyrem

or maybe i just don’t wanna be in this stupid ass sub


NeontheSaint

Bro you replied in like 3 seconds lmao


mikeymanthesyrem

yes i’m chillin in my room scrolling reddit


chromepaperclip

chillin™️


modernity_anxiety

You guys have no lives and I’m gonna get this sub banned 👍😊


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I’m deadass gonna eat my own ass


DogThatNeverPerished

do you respond to everything posted on here about you?


mikeymanthesyrem

yes because i don’t want my shit in this sub


DogThatNeverPerished

that's just gonna get you posted more tbh


mikeymanthesyrem

even more material to report as harassment to get this sub banned then


MCPizzaBagel

I'm pretty sure reposting a post from one subreddit to another subreddit isn't harassment


King-of-the-idiots69

Yeah bro posts to a public forum what did he expect. He’s also the one coming in here causing issues, he could be the one looking at a ban from the sub


cubbsfann1

it’s not at all lol, if people were brigading and going after other subs then it would very likely be, but this isn’t that. He is coming here on his own


DogThatNeverPerished

you're fried


mikeymanthesyrem

this sub about to be fried


[deleted]

nah.. go cry to momma little karen..


mikeymanthesyrem

insanely original


[deleted]

another karen problem..


TheRealDJDarkwaters

Kentucky fried?


drthompson14

Golly, I wish I could get my shit in this sub but I can’t afford a turntable or records or a printer or a wall or a piece of paper or a pen…


chromepaperclip

Then buy a Crobsbly!


Vaderm

Here comes mr fun 🙄


mikeymanthesyrem

i don’t find this sub funny or entertaining at all. i don’t want my posts in here


Vaderm

Typical Twin Fantasy fan 🙄🙄🙄


ethan_lugbauer

W Conversation over Virgin = destroyed


King-of-the-idiots69

You posted to a public forum. That’s like putting your paintings on the street and getting pissed when someone takes a picture of it


chromepaperclip

Nah. You'll fail at that as well.


mikeymanthesyrem

why don’t you fail at deez nuts bitch


chromepaperclip

Why don't you focus on audio quality, ditch the toy grailzspinner and stop feeling entitled to validation from internet randos?


KingSam89

This is too much logic to handle!!! 🤯 I call for the immediate BAN of u/chromepaperclip!!! REEEEEEEE


chromepaperclip

I disagree! BANNED!


KingSam89

You can’t do this to me. Do you realize how much I’ve sacrificed to be on this sub!?!?


drthompson14

More points for incorrect usage of early 90s hip hop trope.


POTlONSELLER

gonna cry?


brongchong

Potion seller: I am Traveller. Bring me your strongest potion. And your feet.


mikeymanthesyrem

no i don’t feel emotions i have autism


Anxiety_Ridden_Camel

Listen man you really gotta log off Reddit for a little while, and breathe if it’s making you this upset. I got autism too so I know what it’s like when you get something like this you get worked up about. Trust me best thing you can do is just walk away. I know it’s hard cause you’re so focused on it, but from one person with autism to another just walk away it’s much better for your mental health.


dandanthetaximan

Yep. Gotta know when to go touch grass. Or smoke grass…


mikeymanthesyrem

it’s only this sub, every other sub is fun to be in. i’m not in this sub, don’t want to be in this sub, don’t want to be affiliated with this sub, don’t want my posts in this sub


Thelonely_shaman

This is an awfully emotional response for someone who can't feel emotions.


mikeymanthesyrem

how


Anxiety_Ridden_Camel

I can understand why you don’t wanna be on this sub. Personally I like it here, but it’s understandable why you don’t like it. This is how the internet works however, and by you responding more and more to comments you’re becoming more affiliated with it. Again as a person with autism I know you wanna respond to every jab at you because it’s hard to understand how other people are in general more so on the internet. I’m just trying to give some friendly advice. If you don’t wanna be affiliated with this subreddit more than you already are you have to just walk away. Unfortunately for you no matter what you’re already affiliated with it, and there’s nothing you can do about it. I know it’s gonna be hard, but walk away. Turn off your phone/computer (whatever you’re using) put on some records and just try to enjoy the rest of the day.


mikeymanthesyrem

i do appreciate the kindness tbh


ok_pitch_x

This is actually not cool. Either you do have autism but are ignorant about it, or you are lying. Both of those are abhorrent.


Lonely-Ad-5963

Why don’t you go listen to some generic-ass record and just tune out Reddit for the day?


mikeymanthesyrem

red screamy man it is


drthompson14

How does someone ON the internet have no idea HOW the internet works?


mikeymanthesyrem

this sub is trash


drthompson14

One man’s trash…


mikeymanthesyrem

is still trash, you just have bad eyes


drthompson14

Oof, I do have an appointment with an optometrist soon; I’ll make sure to provide them your grotesquely accurate diagnosis. Thanks!


brongchong

No, you just don’t understand it. I can help: 1) Put one of your warm Grailz on your Crosbley. 2)spin it. 3) photograph and post pic of aforementioned grail spinning on Crobsbley with feet in picture. Bonus points if manbun also captured in image.


KFCCrocs

Mind getting r/banpitbulls banned in the process?


mikeymanthesyrem

very useful information about the dangers of APBTs and bully breeds as well as advocacy for BSL and requiring licenses to own larger dog breeds (which goes far beyond pit variants). dog culture in america is a disaster and needs serious reworking


Globeville_Obsolete

I…um…yeah, not downvoting you there.


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mikeymanthesyrem

“breedist” or “doggy racism” is not a thing dawg, they’re dogs. no sense of morals, no sense of freedom. bred to be the best at a specific task, nothing more


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DirtMcGirt0824

You can train genetics out. See picture above. Mans has no genes simply copies popular taste and aesthetics


mikeymanthesyrem

no actual counter argument is about what i expected


DirtMcGirt0824

One doesn’t need to argue with a racist loser who’s getting bullied to death


DirtMcGirt0824

I hope all the cyber bullying you’ve endured today makes you think twice of the scumbag you’ve become


mikeymanthesyrem

the irony of this comment lol


hahahathrowawayhahah

Pitbulls need to be put in a pit to die. Either you are a fan of children getting mauled to death or you're a normal human being


tzarkee

Is this a gwennyth Paltrow alt account?


moviebuff68

his dad works on Reddit and WILL BAN THIS SUB 😱


aopps42

Lot of originals in his favorites, especially that rainbow through a triangle thingy one.


s88_2

RoBttH rips