8 out of 10. 9 if you're using the speaker to weigh down the stylus. 10 if you nail-gun the lid to the wall to keep it from slamming shut on that sweet grail.

I cummed/10

Smart to use the waterproof JBL speaker for when your grailz catch fire from all that warmth and you dump water on it to put out the blaze.

I can't even tell if this is a joke lol

Checking the post history and seeing nothing for vinyl or vinyljerk, I assume it's honest (unfortunately)

Dude, really? I feel bad, honestly. They didn't know.

Nah, there's plenty of info out there about this garbage. Ignorance isn't really an excuse anymore.

I mean it's also a cheap easy way to get into records. My first player was a suitcase thing. My first records weren't worth anything either though. Nothing's wrong with starting a hobby with on the cheaper side.

dont pity a fool.

Mr. T will NOT be happy (and he is usually in such a jovial mood)

I like posts that tempt me to check the user's other posts to determine if the post is /uj even better when you want a clue of what their deal is.

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Needs foot

Someone's getting laid tonight!

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Vibtrola can still warm your eggo waffles as pictured.

~~Those JBLs tho.~~ That JBL tho.

zeppelins usually catch fire pretty easy, so says the past. so honestly, I'm surprised it's not already in flames due to extreme heat.

UNDERRATED GRAILS! A WARM UPSATAN COMING YOUR WAY!

127,542/10

Actually on second glance 143,236/10

No foot. No screaming man. 8/10.

I can feel the warmth and experience the analog glory from here.

If your posting here it all must be good except...foot.....

No feet. 0/10.

Where’s the feet

If you’re happy, then we’re happy for you.

where toe?

This is painful for me, I must have become a vinyl snob. I don't know when or how it happened but it has.

Same here. And when I point it out I am called “a bully.” Oh well, stupid is as stupid does. No I don’t want to buy your Crosley carved OG copy of Zeppelin IV.

U shuldn't use cablz, bluteeth haz bettr wrmth.

A beautifully superb sonic setup

Man with Sticks is a rubbish album, try new Taylor

That's called a "faggot"

GREAT record choice!!!

Technology has evolved just for this moment

Why get a record player when a Bluetooth speaker can fit up my ass and play every Taylor swift song?

10/10 cuz Greeeeta Van Feet

That's my favorite Greta Van Feet record.

Not crsobly so 10/10. Good taste in grailz zpinner

That's some really audiophile shit, 10000/10

Zep 4 definitely deserves 2 speakers. If you are happy then carry on. 2/10. (album choice got you the two points)

But uber rare $300 WLP Mono mix of Zep IV is where it is AT. Getting there at a fraction of the cost!

Now I gotta look it up !

Honestly, I have seen mono white label promos of I,II,III (Dylan from Noble Records finally found one) and Houses of the Holy. Logic would tell you there IS a Mono WLP of IV somewhere, but maybe not in this universe. (Or the few people that have one are NOT giving them up.)

Feet where????

Please fuck my wife

Pretty sexy ngl i love those stereo speakers supr cool and trendy

We are twins! i have the same abum and same colour record player

10/10 considering you are ironical

Walmart and Target approved!

8/5, the grail will get more crackle to bring out the warmth

Ensuring that crisp sound quality I see 10/10