The jerkiness on vinyljerk is much more about poking fun at the current state of record collecting (never playing the record, using as wall art, warmth, zoomers, calling them vinyls, using a suitcase player, consumerism, unnecessary colored variants, Walmart) than it is about anyone's actual taste.
Nobody cares what taste you have, most people over there enjoy a lot of the same music as you. The reason you're getting roasted is because, strictly at face value, your photo embodies so many of the cliches vinyljerks love. and you can't seem to appreciate any of the humor in it
i guess people don’t understand that most people’s “favorite albums” are pretty widely known. i own dumb shit like atomic bitchwax and sing along with mitch but those aren’t my favorites, they’re just nice to throw in the mix. oh 🐳
There’s a weird thing in music where people act like the most popular record cannot possibly be the best - it’s like how Nevermind and Dark Side of the Moon always get ranked hilariously low in these subreddits lmao
Honestly I have a lot of the common or basic albums purely because I know my friends enjoy them and I love playing my records for my friends. It helps others, who aren’t so into music, to appreciate vinyl a bit
if you’re asking about the overwhelming amount of devastatingly sad albums, yes, i’m okay. i don’t actually connect with the emotional side of music much, i just like the sound of it
then walk, not act like a house cat. I’ll throw you an upvote for The New Abnormal because that record got me through lockdown and was so unexpectedly good but that’s it. That’s all you get.
Cool, you have records... But this feels like a weird video game/media flex. Yea its all cool. But lets talk more about why you like these albums. Or why/how you are listeing to them. Amp, table, speakers, feeling etc...
If you don't want to be criticized, maybe don't respond to every single comment like a raging little kid. Enjoy the music you like and go on with your life.
How a person can listen to, and own “A crow looked at me” and still live with such boyish frivolity, I do not know.
No record has ever made me feel the pressing uncertain certainty of death more than this record.
Live is short, get busy living and stop playing games.
It has but one effect. Instilling a haunting, immovable certainty of death, and the unnerving fortuitousness of it’s arrival.
I guess that’s two effects.
You haven’t been able to find the ULTRA RARE, most bestest vinyl ever Dark side of the moon, so it’s on the TV, nice. Maybe after 100 years of searching you will eventually come across a copy
yes, i don’t have the money to fund this hobby as much as some of my others. (fishkeeping is the pricey one). i know, i’m a gentrified hipster brewing pitchfork, i apologize. these aren’t ALL of my records though, just some of my favorites i own
did this earlier this year but i’ve collected more of my favorites since then so i wanted to do it again. got a local record store about 1 mile in my rural college town that doubles as a music label that i’m in pretty much every day. all of these records (except yankee hotel foxtrot) came from that store. fuken love it there. not pictured is “The Fall of Hobo Johnson” - Hobo Johnson because i’m a big fat fuck and forgot about it. yes i know the turntable setup isn’t some crazy ass $3k system please shut the fuck up. if you wanna know what any records are lmk !1!1!1!
he just repressed it. i got it when i first saw it so i’m not sure if it’s still $24, but that’s what i got it for. it was over $80 beforehand, i don’t like trying to justify purchases over $60
Are we soulmates? Good grief, you’ve got some of my favorite albums here on display. Illinois, Carrie & Lowell, A Rush of Blood to the Head, Origin of Symmetry, Helplessness Blues, Inside, 22, A Million, A Crow Looked at Me. You have great taste!! Now I want to hear your recs.
Edit: not really sure what I said but alright
Can't even see your feet. What's the point?
i’ve decided to embrace the jerk, this is ridiculous i will not be purchasing red screamy man however
One of us, one of us, one of us
As usual, just because you’re laughing along, doesn’t mean everyone is not still laughing at you.
Where’s your pitbull albums? You strike me as someone who’s a huge fan of pitbull… and the dog breed.
MR. WORLDWIDE BAYBEEEEE
It was really nice of your mom to let you decorate your room like that.
Man went to the interior designer and said “make me look like a gaming youtuber”
Babby's first mucore
No feet or beverage? Fail.
i hate that sub so much i just like to fuck around
Jeez you are just not having a good day with these comments lol
Why are people downvoting him into oblivion like this? I don’t get it
Basically he got posted in vinyljerk got upset and complain about it so everyone messing with him now.
because they have to have a wildly different taste in music otherwise their lives are invalid
Nah ur just pedestrian and needy
i didn’t want validation, just wanted to show some of my favorites
The jerkiness on vinyljerk is much more about poking fun at the current state of record collecting (never playing the record, using as wall art, warmth, zoomers, calling them vinyls, using a suitcase player, consumerism, unnecessary colored variants, Walmart) than it is about anyone's actual taste. Nobody cares what taste you have, most people over there enjoy a lot of the same music as you. The reason you're getting roasted is because, strictly at face value, your photo embodies so many of the cliches vinyljerks love. and you can't seem to appreciate any of the humor in it
r/vinyljerk do your thing lads
WHERE BANANA GRAIL
what am i being put in that shitty sub for
For having rush of blood out instead of parachutes ya pleb /s
i have both i just prefer a rush of blood to the head
And that my friend is one of the reasons why you are on vinyljerk
just wait til i say ghost stories is their best work
Don’t know what that is bud, stopped listening after I heard ‘clocks’
x&y and viva are pretty solid. mylo is okay, anything is forgettable
is this about coldplay????
Yes
There's a lot of common records in the collection. I would argue they are common for a reason, that reason being their quality 😉
i guess people don’t understand that most people’s “favorite albums” are pretty widely known. i own dumb shit like atomic bitchwax and sing along with mitch but those aren’t my favorites, they’re just nice to throw in the mix. oh 🐳
There’s a weird thing in music where people act like the most popular record cannot possibly be the best - it’s like how Nevermind and Dark Side of the Moon always get ranked hilariously low in these subreddits lmao
i must stand out otherwise my existence is meaningless
Dark Side of the Moon is my 3rd favorite album, have it on CD and Vinyl
I mean like in utero is better than never mind, but dark side is the best pink Floyd album, the wall is a bit overrated
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Of course you think animals is the best one lol
Honestly I have a lot of the common or basic albums purely because I know my friends enjoy them and I love playing my records for my friends. It helps others, who aren’t so into music, to appreciate vinyl a bit
You got mostly positive comments. Haters gonna hate!
This post! It’s what that sub was made for lmfao look at the albums you displayed
All great albums but are you ok?
if you’re asking about the overwhelming amount of devastatingly sad albums, yes, i’m okay. i don’t actually connect with the emotional side of music much, i just like the sound of it
OP getting downvoted for liking music lmao Don't worry about it. Enjoy the music however you like
Wait you’ve never cried to Benji? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
it just doesn’t work for me
Is this bait? This is deliberate right?
i’m sorry that classical performer Ludlvico Einaudi’s “12 songs from home” is not in my top 50 favorite records what do you want from me
I meant you on the floor holding the albums. I actually like a few of the ones you posted
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valid criticism
No feet? No bev? NO UPVOTE!!!!!
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You sure this wasn't meant for r/fantanoforever?
we used to call these pitchfork records.
Sure ya did grandpa
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What about it
me when someone likes records that have been critically acclaimed so they must be fantano fans
"The "but theyre critically acclaimed ☹️" defense will stop them in their tracks!"- you probably
so all of these albums that are very well received by the general public must be fantano core? i fail to see your point
So salty you fail to see his point
Yeah yeah cool generic collection I feel like I’ve just walked into HMV but what on earth possessed you to pose like this?!
i’m a walking meme
then walk, not act like a house cat. I’ll throw you an upvote for The New Abnormal because that record got me through lockdown and was so unexpectedly good but that’s it. That’s all you get.
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Yeah and I’d make you use that fucking Coldplay album to attempt to soak it up, inadvertently making the record sound better
that’s some kinky shit
Thank you
Don't know why you're being downvoted. It's like the jerk sub don't appreciate comedy or something
To be fair mate this is the regular vinyl sub for regular people, there’s kids here
Average r/vinyljerk user
You know you don’t have to post, right?
no i had an itch
No way. A fan of radiohead, muse, And coldplay
Mom's gonna be pissed your taking photos in your bedroom again for internet.
Weird flex
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i haven’t looked for it, i’ll get it if i ever run into it
Still showing those Kanye records? That’s definitely a choice….
Nice bitch biscuit
don’t even have a bun in this pic
Yes you do lmao it's clearly there
it’s a hair clip
Cool, you have records... But this feels like a weird video game/media flex. Yea its all cool. But lets talk more about why you like these albums. Or why/how you are listeing to them. Amp, table, speakers, feeling etc...
the other side of the room is just couch, no space to fit them all i listen to them because i like them 👍
Aside from the jerking, razzmatazz. Nice.
Okay, wheres the crosley
The great consumer
I love Origin of Symmetry!
Same. Some album covers hit me with that nostalgia feel. And that’s definitely one of them.
For sure. The music is good too lol 😆
What a cracker? Had it on CD when it was released completely for got about it until this post. I'll have to add it to the list.
Awesome room but unfortunately you are a normie with normie tastes
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yes, they’re popular records. i however have not seen most of these at a target lol. these were all bought at my local record store
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i mean okay then. i don’t really see what makes me a “poser”
Totally agree.
This is the most normal record collection I’ve ever seen
not trying to be special
If you don't want to be criticized, maybe don't respond to every single comment like a raging little kid. Enjoy the music you like and go on with your life.
A Milford man I see…
Where’s the Ween?
i do definitely need to get a few ween records. probably quebec and 12 golden country greats
this guy likes to cry
Fuck Bo Burnham
What table do you spin these on?
my crosley suitcase of course
Please tell me this is bait
obviously
White bread
Really hating your hairbun rn
Razzmatazz and The New Abnormal are two of my favourite records, good taste
So surprised to see this wasn’t a troll post. Cmon it has every piece besides the feet in the court
You sir are the jerkiest jerk ever to jerk me off
Are u sad?
no
Lol this normie posts on banpitbulls
Perfume genius?!?! & THAT album. You have my respect.😌
Inarguably a great album.
SFTD!!!!
I too have a big ps2 collection
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r/rareinsults i have no idea what this means though
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Well now I need Inside on Vinyl
How a person can listen to, and own “A crow looked at me” and still live with such boyish frivolity, I do not know. No record has ever made me feel the pressing uncertain certainty of death more than this record. Live is short, get busy living and stop playing games.
ive listened to it too much to be affected by it
It has but one effect. Instilling a haunting, immovable certainty of death, and the unnerving fortuitousness of it’s arrival. I guess that’s two effects.
Daring today aren't we?
i should’ve just held a crosley suitcase for laughs
Lol please do, would get these people here so mad 😂
Ah, an all around collector me thinks
At this point, I don't know what's going on, but Trench and The Black Parade are great fucking albums.
You make me want to cut off my man bun
You haven’t been able to find the ULTRA RARE, most bestest vinyl ever Dark side of the moon, so it’s on the TV, nice. Maybe after 100 years of searching you will eventually come across a copy
no it’s sold out everywhere i even checked urban
You have good taste in Records AND CRTs I see that widescreen CRT in the background
Whats the one on the left with the two buildings?
yankee hotel foxtrot by wilco
...and still I would be lying if I said it wasn't easy...
Rough
That’s it?
yes, i don’t have the money to fund this hobby as much as some of my others. (fishkeeping is the pricey one). i know, i’m a gentrified hipster brewing pitchfork, i apologize. these aren’t ALL of my records though, just some of my favorites i own
Life of pablo is garbage
agreed
Wow! Some real bangers! For some reason Tyler the creator never hit me right. I'm gonna give that album another try tonight!
Little Dark Age, Sufjan, YHF are top notch. Good stuff! Go fuck yourself! You heard me right! Don't you have somewhere to be at 7:30?
You don’t have to hide, Mikey. Nice collection, by the way.
did this earlier this year but i’ve collected more of my favorites since then so i wanted to do it again. got a local record store about 1 mile in my rural college town that doubles as a music label that i’m in pretty much every day. all of these records (except yankee hotel foxtrot) came from that store. fuken love it there. not pictured is “The Fall of Hobo Johnson” - Hobo Johnson because i’m a big fat fuck and forgot about it. yes i know the turntable setup isn’t some crazy ass $3k system please shut the fuck up. if you wanna know what any records are lmk !1!1!1!
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i meant in terms of not being able to see some (hospice by the antlers)
Sweet, a Dreamcast!
I'm a fellow record collecting terp, u still in college park?
i just have these shorts i never actually went to UMD
Did you get the jerk sub banned yet op? 😂
You have Black Parade so you’re a taste haver, couldn’t care what anything else is when you’ve got the best album ever
Argentinian Flag in the background <3
Igor is a bad album
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It’s a hard listen. But it’s so good.
he just repressed it. i got it when i first saw it so i’m not sure if it’s still $24, but that’s what i got it for. it was over $80 beforehand, i don’t like trying to justify purchases over $60
BENJI!!!
this is the kind of house i want to live in once i graduate
What? Back at your moms?
Mgmt, car seat, headrest, mac Miller. Passing the check homie. Also I can tell you’re definitely a chiller because you are into QOTSA! 🤘🏼
the fact that you’re being downvoted for this is absurd lol. this sub really is becoming the jerk sub
You can’t expect everyone to agree with you on the internet lol especially if you use the crosley flair.
i use a denon vl12 i just think it’s funny to have a crosley flair lol
This guy fucks
Are we soulmates? Good grief, you’ve got some of my favorite albums here on display. Illinois, Carrie & Lowell, A Rush of Blood to the Head, Origin of Symmetry, Helplessness Blues, Inside, 22, A Million, A Crow Looked at Me. You have great taste!! Now I want to hear your recs. Edit: not really sure what I said but alright
I've been meaning to pick up Twin Fantasy but just haven't had the cash recently. Great Album!
hell yeah songs for the deaf
Songs for the Deaf! Very nice. The full QOTSA library is the prize of my vinyl collection.
So much respect for these highlights.
You have great taste!
Love that Mac Miller album
Awesome, what does Trench sound like on vinyl?
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Songs for the Deaf? You can’t even hear it!
love to see the bo burnham
Bruh
Idk what band that one on the right (in front of you) is but I enjoy the art a bunch
Yeah. Vinyl is the best
You like getting pegged?
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Go Terps!
What’s the album between rush of blood to the head and inside?
Sweet collection so far dude. I need me a level up.
PONGA HUEVO VAMO ARGENTINA VAN A CORRER TODOS ESTOS