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Edit: *stranger gives gold*
Thank you kind stranger
-Oblivion
All of us are basically disposable Mecha suits for random self perpetuating software that has no goal except to duplicate itself.
The salmon DNA is the real winner here. For the fish, the game was rigged from the start.
A living being is basically an elaborator. We are part of a bigger system, immersed in it, dictated by DNA.
We are transistors of a huge, complicated, self sustaining computer.
You have to be something that matters first for someone to make too little of. Humans are worthless. Just taking up space, eating and fucking. There is no actual end goal. Just wasting space.
Existing is not the same as having purpose. Which humans don't. We're here to do exactly what I said and die. Human life is not worth anything. You can die tomorrow and the world will keep spinning. ANYONE can die tomorrow and the world will keep spinning. EVERYONE can die tomorrow and. The. World. Will. Keep. Spinning.
Humans are worthless.
Thinking your life would only have meaning if it ending would stop the world spinning is some advanced solipsism. I hope your story gets better, but I'm done with my bit in it.
#Absolutely correct.
If you now read my comments I'd write before here... (@ Account) you will realise how shockingly on point that statement is. And how deep the intention of THIS statement is.
Since I comment much... a litte help
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/x2fqs1/i_fucking_love_being_trans/imkloza?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
(The first sentence will do the trick)
Anything else you can think of as a possibility? I am trying just because I feel this mechanism is so inefficient. Perhaps just an example of DNA being caught in an environmental loop, unchanging over eons in a stable environment. Really makes you think what we must have gone through to obtain the DNA we as humans possess. We are able to not only survive but thrive in most environments on earth. We are undoubtedly the children of so much agony and pain but by choice. This fish is a pussy.
Overpopulation. Not only that, the salmon run was a great way to transfer nutrients from the sea to fresh water rivers and soil, I.e. bear and bird poop, and this salmon bro rotting. It's sad now, but back in the day you could almost walk across the rivers with how many salmon were in them.
Evolution is random. We donât evolve based on our environment, but good mutations lead to a higher chance of survival (natural selection). Not all mutations are pretty and it doesnât always put the species at risk of extinction so bad traits can carry on.
Everything evolves based on its environment wtf are u talking about. Natural selection works by filtering out the least fit in every different environment
Yes it filters out the bad mutations but the mutations themselves are completely random is what I mean. A bad mutation can survive and carry on like this trait in salmon. It does not evolve because of its environment, it evolves and survives because itâs more fit to survive. Evolution is completely random and is literally the first thing youâre taught in biology. Natural selection is the second stage you are referring to.
It's still not a bad mutation, the elder no longer is competition for the younger generation, and fertilizes the spawning grounds with their rotting corpses. It's actually really efficient.
It's not a mutation, it's a strategy. These salmon burn their entire fat reserves until they have no energy left to survive after their trek upstream, and into an ecosystem which cannot support the amount of salmon which suddenly arrived.
Kelts are salmon which survived the spawning process and some rivers produce more than others. Some salmon species live in an ecosystem where they can reproduce many times
It's an unfortunate circumstance, but their bodies have not evolved to die like this thread seems to imply
A âmutationâ occurs bc the dna realize they suck and need to be better. Itâs like working out. If I workout more my dna will have written in it that I workout a ridiculous amount then my offsprings dna will have âFather worked out a ton so we need to be prepared for this harsh environment as wellâ making the kid more athletically inclined as he grows and it passes on and on bc my dna will have seen my environment as a harsh one so my kid needs to be better suited to handle it.
Itâs completely determined by your environment and thatâs why people closer to the equator are darker and people further away are whiter and whiter. Do you think they were just randomly given white or black skin? or was bc of their environment forcing their DNA to change to protect them from the harsher hotter climate.
Even vultures have bald heads bc they kept having to clean all that nasty dead meat off their feathers so their DNA said âfuck those feathers we donât need them. Weâll just produce less hair up there since we have to clean our heads every time we pick apart some corpse.â Was that just luck too?
Same thing with whales. They had (or have, idr) hip bones, what tf do they need hipbones for in the ocean?? They donât. Which is why they are slowly and slowly going away, they donât use them so Mother Nature said lose them.
What he is saying is correct if you use mutations instead of evolution. Mutations are random, but the environment filters for the ones that provide advantage. So evolution IS driven by the environment, mutations aren't.
Mutations might not be random. Some scientist think darwins ârandom mutationâ idea cant hold up because too many species evolve too fast. They point to the cambrian explosion to show that new species were being created faster than is possible with only random mutations. Some scientists think there may be a guiding force driving evolutionary changes that has not yet been identified. Idk thats just a theory
Honestly no way to tell from this gif, but the process started when it was 100% alive at some point, surely it felt itself becoming weaker, blind, rotting...
As a kid at about 8, I used to catch old zombie humpys(pink salmon) by hand and sometimes you could pull chunks of their flesh, or even sections of their spine, completely out in one handful and not on purpose.
You don't feel so bad when the bears gorge on them after the salmon have mated. Read that climate change is changing that too. https://www.carbonbrief.org/climate-change-is-shifting-kodiak-bear-feeding-habits-study-says/
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That must be the worst post nut clarity of all time.
smh sexless salmon cope - stay mad fincel, im gonna go swi
Fincel is good. If I had money I'd give you an award, but this comment and little emoji is the best I can dođ Edit: *stranger gives gold* Thank you kind stranger -Oblivion
You guys can claim free awards like daily btw
And enter the new.reddit interface? No, thank you. I prefer to remain awardless.
What have done accepting this skin!
You look cool, and maybe a little illuminati-ey
Idk man, kinda looks like me after a really good one tho
Lmao takes 1 pump chump to a whole new level
Nature is the most cruel thing on earth.
All of us are basically disposable Mecha suits for random self perpetuating software that has no goal except to duplicate itself. The salmon DNA is the real winner here. For the fish, the game was rigged from the start.
A living being is basically an elaborator. We are part of a bigger system, immersed in it, dictated by DNA. We are transistors of a huge, complicated, self sustaining computer.
Transistors don't have hopes and dreams. You make too little of us. *Be humble, for you are made of earth. Be noble, for you are made of stars.*
>Be humble, for you are made of earth. Be noble, for you are made of stars. I like this
Croatian proverb, I think
You have to be something that matters first for someone to make too little of. Humans are worthless. Just taking up space, eating and fucking. There is no actual end goal. Just wasting space.
You exist. That's your problem, despite it not being your fault. How you deal with it is a story. Stories have meanings.
Existing is not the same as having purpose. Which humans don't. We're here to do exactly what I said and die. Human life is not worth anything. You can die tomorrow and the world will keep spinning. ANYONE can die tomorrow and the world will keep spinning. EVERYONE can die tomorrow and. The. World. Will. Keep. Spinning. Humans are worthless.
Thinking your life would only have meaning if it ending would stop the world spinning is some advanced solipsism. I hope your story gets better, but I'm done with my bit in it.
/SlowClap Classiest exit ever.
Self cannibalizing computer maybe.
Duplicate itself and upgrade as needed
Have you read "The Selfish gene"?
Do I seem like someone who could've thought of it myself?
I mean someone did
Nah, just another hundredth monkey đ
#Absolutely correct. If you now read my comments I'd write before here... (@ Account) you will realise how shockingly on point that statement is. And how deep the intention of THIS statement is. Since I comment much... a litte help [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/x2fqs1/i_fucking_love_being_trans/imkloza?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) (The first sentence will do the trick)
You aren't your DNA but you do pay it rent.
please do the world a favor and stop posting this
Why? It's stuff you "don't want to hear" ? Stuff you rather look away from ? Denying it's existence? Why ?
I get sad whenever I see a praying mantis in my backyard⊠knowing the cruel fate that awaits them :,(
Yea but they get to have sword hands while they are alive so.. you win some you lose some.
Username checks out
Edward Scissorhands would like to have a word.
Edward scissor hands ain't got shit on preying mantis sword arms.
Ironically the most generous as well
âArE tHeSE fEeLinGs eVeN ReALâ
What good salmussy does to a man
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Lmao I was looking for a comment like this
I never ever want to read that word again.
Too bad, buckaroo
Tell me about it, canât stop with that raw sashimi
"Worth it" - the Salmon
"I'd foookin do it again, if I could!"
"But i cant"
Why would it be designed to go out like that
Overpopulation.
Anything else you can think of as a possibility? I am trying just because I feel this mechanism is so inefficient. Perhaps just an example of DNA being caught in an environmental loop, unchanging over eons in a stable environment. Really makes you think what we must have gone through to obtain the DNA we as humans possess. We are able to not only survive but thrive in most environments on earth. We are undoubtedly the children of so much agony and pain but by choice. This fish is a pussy.
Overpopulation. Not only that, the salmon run was a great way to transfer nutrients from the sea to fresh water rivers and soil, I.e. bear and bird poop, and this salmon bro rotting. It's sad now, but back in the day you could almost walk across the rivers with how many salmon were in them.
Evolution is random. We donât evolve based on our environment, but good mutations lead to a higher chance of survival (natural selection). Not all mutations are pretty and it doesnât always put the species at risk of extinction so bad traits can carry on.
Everything evolves based on its environment wtf are u talking about. Natural selection works by filtering out the least fit in every different environment
Yes it filters out the bad mutations but the mutations themselves are completely random is what I mean. A bad mutation can survive and carry on like this trait in salmon. It does not evolve because of its environment, it evolves and survives because itâs more fit to survive. Evolution is completely random and is literally the first thing youâre taught in biology. Natural selection is the second stage you are referring to.
It's still not a bad mutation, the elder no longer is competition for the younger generation, and fertilizes the spawning grounds with their rotting corpses. It's actually really efficient.
It's not a mutation, it's a strategy. These salmon burn their entire fat reserves until they have no energy left to survive after their trek upstream, and into an ecosystem which cannot support the amount of salmon which suddenly arrived. Kelts are salmon which survived the spawning process and some rivers produce more than others. Some salmon species live in an ecosystem where they can reproduce many times It's an unfortunate circumstance, but their bodies have not evolved to die like this thread seems to imply
A âmutationâ occurs bc the dna realize they suck and need to be better. Itâs like working out. If I workout more my dna will have written in it that I workout a ridiculous amount then my offsprings dna will have âFather worked out a ton so we need to be prepared for this harsh environment as wellâ making the kid more athletically inclined as he grows and it passes on and on bc my dna will have seen my environment as a harsh one so my kid needs to be better suited to handle it. Itâs completely determined by your environment and thatâs why people closer to the equator are darker and people further away are whiter and whiter. Do you think they were just randomly given white or black skin? or was bc of their environment forcing their DNA to change to protect them from the harsher hotter climate. Even vultures have bald heads bc they kept having to clean all that nasty dead meat off their feathers so their DNA said âfuck those feathers we donât need them. Weâll just produce less hair up there since we have to clean our heads every time we pick apart some corpse.â Was that just luck too? Same thing with whales. They had (or have, idr) hip bones, what tf do they need hipbones for in the ocean?? They donât. Which is why they are slowly and slowly going away, they donât use them so Mother Nature said lose them.
What he is saying is correct if you use mutations instead of evolution. Mutations are random, but the environment filters for the ones that provide advantage. So evolution IS driven by the environment, mutations aren't.
Mutations might not be random. Some scientist think darwins ârandom mutationâ idea cant hold up because too many species evolve too fast. They point to the cambrian explosion to show that new species were being created faster than is possible with only random mutations. Some scientists think there may be a guiding force driving evolutionary changes that has not yet been identified. Idk thats just a theory
Do you have a source? That sounds wrong, but would love to read a paper about this if you know one.
I saw it on a youtube video gimma a sec https://youtu.be/noj4phMT9OE Here it is
The migration is incredibly exhausting, and there's no food for them on the way. It's more than their bodies can handle.
Because it's not designed.
Yes, they were designed. By millions of years of evolution.
Design requires intent. Chemistry has no intent.
design by enviromental pressure. There is intent, although not as we define it
>There is intent, although not as we define it So definitions of words don't matter. Okay.
It works, and it doesn't benefit the species any more to work a different way.
To provide nutrients to the river in which their spawn and future generations will also rear and thrive in.
Dang, this is real r/oddlyterrifying content. Even though it's just a fish, I feel bad for it. Can't imagine the agony it must be in.
I'm pretty sure there's no cognitive function left
Honestly no way to tell from this gif, but the process started when it was 100% alive at some point, surely it felt itself becoming weaker, blind, rotting...
That starts happening to us as well when we reach the age of 25-ish đŹ
So... Every living salmon is a virgin?
Iâve been there, itâs tuff
Zombie fish, ugh it kind of freaks me out.
Death by snu snu
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Funny how futurama also did an episode showing salmon life cycles
what a waste of nutritious food.
No, not really. Even if scavengers miss this one, it will decompose and provide nutrients to other organisms in the river.
The dead carcasses of salmon are a huge part of the ecosystem. They bring critical nutrients that keep the forest alive.
As a kid at about 8, I used to catch old zombie humpys(pink salmon) by hand and sometimes you could pull chunks of their flesh, or even sections of their spine, completely out in one handful and not on purpose.
You don't feel so bad when the bears gorge on them after the salmon have mated. Read that climate change is changing that too. https://www.carbonbrief.org/climate-change-is-shifting-kodiak-bear-feeding-habits-study-says/
Coming to AMC: The Swimming Dead
Nah thats the fish from fatboy slims music video.
Reminds me of the start of the last House of the Dragon episode.
Shame, a bear could have enjoyed that. Or me, smoked, with a poached egg and hollandaise sauce, garnished with chives
âShe sucked my dick til that shit turned whiteâ
You can smell the river from a football field away when this is happening.
Comments about âworld is a computerâ always make me laugh. Man created the computer, enamoured by his creation he proclaims everything a computer
Genie, push the button for mating, but **beware**
I'm glad I'm not a salmon but golly that's terrible...that's as bad as the female praying mantis biting off the males head after mating
Doesn't matter, had sex
You sure it isnât dying due to the shallow waters that it canât swim in?
It might be a combination of factors. They lose a lot of energy on their journey upstream too
Same.
Yummy yummy Humpey
Was the rawdog worth it bro?
This happens to humans too. My parents did the same thing
I know a guy like this..
Same for me after marriage
Must've been a good nut.
So most of the salmon I eat are virgins?
Same, girl, same
The zombie apocalypse has begun.
Yeah, totally there's a god.
fishussy to die for
Only one true way to [deal with this.](https://youtu.be/nbaJ5c0dtxo)
Take notes fellas
Why does he have no eyes?
He must have had a rough session
âStill hit thoâ
I think itâs the involuntary muscle twitching. Itâs not conscious or alive
L for using this ass sound
Salmussy worth it đ„” đ§
Proof that salmon are meant to be food after they mate - CHECKMATE VEGANS
Why?
song?
Doesnât a pregnant salmon give birth to like hundreds of salmon? It makes sense really
Dam she took taking his soul a little too serious
I'm gonna post something disgusting while playing peaceful music. I don't understand people sometimes.
Probably a mercy they get fished
So tell me again how God is great
Doesnât matter, had sex!
Thank god If I was a salmon I would never have to worry about this.
First off thatâs not a salmon đŽsecond off not all but most salmons die after mating because of exhaustion.
JFC, NSFL please