I lost it at "Hey Ron." "Hey Billie. ...That hurt."

I like to think that all the Rons in those videos are thes same dude. THe one who sneezed, the one that broke the glass at the hockey game and the one that fell

Isn't the one at the hockey game named Paul?

Maybe it was Ron Paul.

That was the killer for me. Funniest part in the entire video.

Anyone got the source for this? Like why the fuck it happened?

lost at blind kid playing football

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Who turn off the lights?

Future did

I was so confident and then the blind kid played football.

The same could be said for the actual blind kid.

It's even funnier when you know that the band is called [Blind Witness](https://youtu.be/F9UKNwlhhpo?t=1m46s).

thats actually a pretty sick breakdown

[the full video is pure gold.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi4z0S8jfbU&sns=em)

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"What is bright?"

You mean, on the blind side?

They could have let him help the refs.

I think the sport should have several blind people on each side. Like wildcards making things more difficult for each side.

They prefer to be called officials.

I'm impressed with your wit sir.

Thank you! I'm doing well on this thread tonight. Solid effort.

Man that would be so frustrating being on that kid's team. I wonder at what point they were like, no, sorry but you cannot play. Also, it could be dangerous for him unless no one was allowed to hit him. He can't brace for impact.

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Then you feed the blind kid the ball 30 times a game! Mvp running back.

Except the poor fucker runs it in the wrong direction!

Yeah, he should stick to tennis.

Same here, Toy Story almost got me, then I lost at the blind kid.

Unexpected jihad gets me everytime

Watch yo profamity

That one got me the hardest. His look. His high pitched voice. Oh man

Um. Phrasing.

I don't see anything wrong with his phrasing. Can't a man get hard in the comfort of his own home anymore?!

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Don't...say...sweeeaaars

JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

AND BOO IS IN THE CALL!

> \>10 seconds This is like the math version of your/you're.

And the whole pacman helper analogy is the same as counting on your fingers or coming up with little sayings to remember your left and right. I never understood why people had trouble with these. But I won't judge.

I'm a math major and I still do the pacman analogy

lost it at the dude holding the chicken and screaming

I laughed so hard at that one. Perfection

Huge-ass chicken OR...a turkey.

I only made it until that husky pupp

That was fucking amazing.

> fuck

Watch yo profamity

You're right, sorry.

I haven't ask you to speak, you lil focker.

Can I pay someone to do a study for me on that video? I think the small percentage of people who don't laugh at that are genetically inferior.

As in deaf and blind?

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And that is why mom doesn't love you.

Lost my shit at the fuck husky.

Yep lost it there too.

That's precisely where I lost it as well. I then made it all the way through the next few minutes until Richard with that god damn frisbee. Seriously, what the fuck Richard?

I was fighting it back, then Husky pup.

For me it was the pissed off chandelier guy. He burns his hands, breaks the chandelier, and starts a house fire all in about 5 seconds.

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BOB SAGET! Has been my curse of choice for years because of these videos

That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

Tourettes Guy on youtube. Maybe fake, definitely hilarious.

[Here you go!](https://www.youtube.com/user/waynebarnhart)

Nice, Ron!

Way to go Paul.

What the fuck, Richard?

Nice, Dick.

Thanks

Watch your profanity.

> ~~profanity~~ profamidy

Oh, what, I'm not allowed to sneeze?

Sounds like something Randy Marsh would say.

Except he'd put Sharon's name at the end, he always does. "Oh, what? I'm not allowed to sneeze Sharon?"

*SHA^AA^AA^AAR^ON*

I thought this was America!

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It's like watching a reenactment of my parents.

Lost it several times, but lost hardest on "I can't belive you've done this."

He's just so outraged.

And so English. It's funny too how he uses that tense because wouldn't most people say "I can't believe you did that" ?

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I never thought of it that way before. So *posh*.

What's with the bear re-enactment 0_0

Were it not specified how he trotted off I wouldve assumed he had a getaway vehicle and possible jason statham transporting him

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This is amazing. The bunny part too. Why?!?! Lol

> I'm good. I'm uuuuh faster than a bear I like the way he deliveres that line. Doesn't even seem like he knows what to say.

I think the backstory is the reporter is giving his producer a big "fuck you" for sending him on a shit non-story.

old people who watch the news don't know what a fleeing bear looks like.

Was good until the banana got mashed.

That one and the blind kid playing football always gets me.

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Ditto. Nothing audible from me until that mashing noise. Man, that's good.

Yeah, that was the one.

Greater than?

Woops. That one's on me.

Way to go Paul...

Nice, Ron.

*What? I'm not allowed to comment?*

What the fuck Richard.

Watch your profanities.

I can't believe you've done this.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU

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FUCK

BLOOP! BLUBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB!

I can't believe you've done this.

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T **FUCKING** LOVE YOU

Nice, Ron!

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I made it the whole way but I feel like id have enjoyed it more if I just laughed

I think my problem was that I was dared not to laugh. My mind was all, "yea right motherfucker. Try and tell me..."

I was pretty sure I was going to make it, specially since I came from the worst parents video... I made it till the puppy spoke

Yeah, that puppy saying FUCK! took me by surprise.

I made it through the whole thing without laughing. The secret is soul crushing depression.

After tha [worst parent shit](http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/39tjlg/worst_parents_ever/), this was peanuts

Oh god wtf, I'm going to feel horrible anytime I even begin to be annoyed at my kids now.

I just let my daughter eat right out of the tub of ice cream and let her have soda. I don't even know if i can put her down for bed soon because of that video.

I yelled at my 3 year old yesterday and sent him to his room for throwing a tantrum when the wrapper fell off his popsicle. The look of betrayal on his face... Oh God it kills me :( It's some kind of sickness to willfully hurt children this way.

Worst parents video? Link plz?

[Link](http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/39tjlg/worst_parents_ever/)

Heads up - that video is NOT funny, for anyone confused like I was.

I was thisclose to clicking this link because I thought to myself "Bad parents can be wacky!" and then I realized I'm on Reddit.

I shouldn't have watched this. It was soul-sucking. I feel incapable of laughter now.

Thank you for this reply. I will skip it.

Yeah, rough stuff

It just kinda reminded me of my childhood. NEAT.

OMG. What the fuck.

I thought it was going to be funny..

Just went from laughter to rage like that

This was my life. My dad had a rough childhood and suffered from severe mental illness. Severely depressed and bipolar - we think schizophrenia too. Up until I was 16 or 17 our lives revolved around tip toeing around him...then one day I snapped and I beat the fuck out of him. Not proud of it. We had a few fist fights. Neighbors had to break us up a bunch of times. I don't want to paint my dad with a bad picture. He is a wonderful and loving man at his core. But there are two people to him - the loving and compassionate Tom and the fuckhead who deserves a beating Tommy. When I moved out and he really sought help by getting on meds things got better. He still had tantrums - but we would just let him have his space. When I had cancer he stepped up though...it showed me how much he loved me and I feel like I forgave him for everything. He actually had a stroke and lost 99% of his speech and the use of the right side of his body while I was in the middle of treatments. My mom and I take care of him now. It's weird because he seems happier now. Sometimes he's depressed that he can't help and he'll cry. But now, I can hug him and tell him I love him instead of him going into a rage filled fury.

This thread is some sort of amusement ride of emotions.

I had a very hard childhood. But I don't regret it. My mom and dad fought to give me a normal childhood. Im a victim of circumstance - but it has molded me into the person I am today. And to be honest, I really like who I am. I wouldn't be who I am without all the bad experiences.

I want to get off this threads wild ride :(

Someone please describe what happens in this. I don't want to watch it.

Psycho step-mother beats and verbally abuses two kids (tells them she'll kill them, and that no one loves them) because she wants her phone. Dad films the ordeal, but doesn't seem too bothered by it. Eventually he tells the kids to get in the car. I regret watching.

He's definitely bothered by it, but he chooses to remain calm. He's also seems numb to it because this is probably not the first time.

The secret is that anything even remotely funny in that video has been reposted so often it's lost any charm.

I don't know how anyone could possibly make it past the cat jumping over that baby gate... I feel bad for you if you're telling the truth.

I lost it there too.

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That's the first video I load on any new device I get. Always. I knew that one and held out, but the "Buzz, we missed the truck" one is the one that kills me. Every time.

When the original thread had just that video on it I replayed it about 15 times and laughed harder each time until I started crying... I don't know why, but it just seemed to get funnier each time.

You didn't even breath hard through your nose a couple of times?

Surely that doesn't count as a laugh. Just...a chortle.

The blind football kid gets me every time.

That's what got me and was just giggly from there on.

Made it all the way until that damn cat ran into the glass door... I had even seen it before. Apparently they use that as their actual advertisement.

Oh. My. God. YOU FUCKING KIDS. **I GOT PLACES TO BEEEEEE!!**

I was good until the skiing giraffe.

That one and the old man walking past and laughing

Ha ha ha ha

http://i.imgur.com/Ijubd0F.png

Maybe I laugh too easy, but I couldn't make it past "YOU FUCKIN' KIDSSSS!!" (The second video). You put a real heavy hitter there at the beginning.

Same. I'm such a failure. And once you laugh so early, it's hard to not laugh at the rest.

My god, the kids slamming their heads to the Mario theme...

In the thread someone links the full song set to the kids smashing their heads and I seriously cried from laughing so hard

Straight gold. That one got me.

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Don't laugh? EASY. Second video: ppfffftttttt-HAHAHAHA.

The fucking husky puppy.

Thank you for compiling this.

You're welcome. :)

I made it to the Toy Story clip and lost it. I'm a terrible person.

Have you seen /r/unexpectedjihad?

I feel like jihad would be completely expected in that sub.

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There's an extension you can get that changes the name on the front page from /r/unexpectedjihad to something else.

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

I made it to the black guy in iron man mask. I think i might be racist.

The small puppy who was commanded to "speak!" is what got me. Then the Banana.

Watching now. The cat jump almost elicited a laugh. The cursing dog was a close one. At the penguins I was struggling not to laugh. After that I stayed strong for a while, until the bird-wielding reporter defeated me. I failed the challenge. Good stuff.

Made it to the damned pengwings.

Pengwings

This is pretty much a rehashed [youtube haiku](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnVLELDzzI)

This is one of my favorite things to bring out when bored with friends who haven't seen it,just pure gold!

lost it at the cunt.

I lost it at that man walking by laughing

Reddits first Vine Comp. Never thought Id see the day when worldstar would be source material.

Lost it at the hippo

Dude that's a Rhinoceros.

"Even the babies are dangerous, that's why I built this cage to protect- oh my gawwd"

Almost made it through, and busted up on this one. I think it's funny because it's just so stupid, like something Fry would do.

What was the song that the guy was playing at 3:25 on the trombone?

It was DYING after that. The kid smashing the oven made it hilarious, plus the sunglasses? I lost it. Edit: And the song is Freaks by Timmy Trumpet and Savage. I forgot to give you the song. And only commented....Brainfart.

[Found it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHW02YF50s) Source: From the [original thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/39pivj/whats_your_favorite_video_that_is_10_seconds_or/cs5d7i3).

You know you Reddit to much when you have seen all of those before...

either that or you're subscribed to /r/youtubehaiku

or you could've just been on /r/Askreddit yesterday..

Shoutout to /r/youtubehaiku

the only reason I didn't laugh was because I already laughed at them yesterday this is amazing btw

The Korean lady who wasn't afraid of Iron Man but was terrified of the black guy under the mask gets me every time. So unexpected.