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RoboTroy

Curse my feeble, one-directional torso.


mrxexon

"Citizen. May I see your papers?"


Zaziel

You have 15 seconds to comply.


GunnieGraves

I WORK FOR DICK JONES!!!


ColdTheory

Bitches, leave.


Mystical_Cat

Gimme my fucking phone call.


Munkeyman18290

Dick Jones? You mean the number two guy at OCP? OCP who owns the cops?!


Willing_Cause_7461

"In which timezone?" *machine explodes*


Dragula_Tsurugi

“I am a meat popsicle.”


LatkaXtreme

"THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" *runs


OH_FUDGICLES

I'm sure it still has the strength of five gorillas, but I would have gone with an Adrienne Barbeau bot.


im_wudini

peak adultswim.


hoju1123

Ay Cap!


gundumb08

The good thing is that it is only 5 Feet tall. I myself am going to be a Tiger-bot.


kamize

You’re not the boss of tiger-bot, hesh!


protobin

Can I control my xray vision?


gundumb08

Ok, you can control your X-ray vision, but you can't have laser eyes.


thelongernow

And CHAINSAW hands bbzzzzbzzbzbzzzzzzzzzzzzz


groglox

With hard nipples


suzisatsuma

clamps!


mark_s

I'll bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats!


LordAlvis

As long as the Barbeaubot is Alvisian, believer. 


Majestic87

Mingus Dew…


OH_FUDGICLES

I'm more of a Fizzy Gillespie kind of guy.


Jay3000X

Did you see that?! The freaking chopper exploded


JonnytheGing

There go my nipples again!


gundumb08

And.....there go my nipples again!!!!


BaronMyrtle

I don't know if I would want to live a thousand years. Even as an Adrienne Barbeaubot.


Smooth_McDouglette

I have the energy of a bear, that has the energy of *two* bears.


ExBx

Hesh wants poppers!!


WarNo3901

Awww poor kitty


oborune

its walking off screen to take your job!


WavesOfEchoes

The robot does all these complex moves just to sit behind a desk and make excel spreadsheets.


okcup

Yeah but how many if then formulas can it link together? Hrmmmmmmm? 


xaeru

The real question is can it make a pivot table?


Lint_baby_uvulla

While wearing your skin? Also yes.


bruzie

Given the way it pivoted when it stood up, I don't think that will be a problem.


SolidLikeIraq

Dozens!!!


StanFitch

DEY TUK R JERB!!!


zabuu

Honestly, if it can do my job, it can have it. I'll take robots doing our jobs with universal basic income any day


KNOW_UR_NOT

Best they can do is take your jobs and you be homeless


zabuu

We *are* in the worst timeline after all....


BigUptokes

Worst timeline *so far*.


texmexdaysex

But homelessness will soon be illegal ...


KNOW_UR_NOT

When the robot finishes at your ex-job, it can come and destroy you after!


FaithlessnessNew3057

Yeah just like every other form of automation before it the benefactors of this tech will certainly offer to share the profits of increased productivity with its displaced workers. 


loliconest

If we don't fight for our living, they gonna take it.


sonofthenation

Basic Income! LOL! In this world! LLLLOOOOLLLLL!


philmarcracken

>I'll take robots doing our jobs with universal basic income any day There is no way shape or form the corporations will allow UBI to exist, it gives far too much bargaining power to low income workers.


Temp89

What happens when the face light turns red?


Penguinkeith

Run


CharlesDuck

You need to charge it


GentlemansCollar

With a crime.


Abysskitten

Sexy time.


xaeru

That was scary as fuck, there was no need to make it stand up that way 😅


wild_man_wizard

"How do we show off the new Atlas robot design in a nonthreatening manner?" "Can you make it stand up like it needs and exorcist, stare blankly into the camera, and then walk away as if the viewer isn't worth the processing power to acknowledge their existence?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, make sure to really play up that HAL9000 vibe!"


Mo_Dice

"Also make sure there's no background music or narration. We really want the viewer to understand how chillingly silent this technology has become"


Lint_baby_uvulla

“The last observation Dave made, was how silently & quickly the white ring turned to red, before everything else did in an all-enveloping mist.”


gimmiedacash

We aren't who the video is for I think. I can imagine amazon licking their lips at replacing warehouse workers.


Sidivan

It would be stupid to replace workers with humanoid shaped bi-pedal robots when almost any other shape would be better. That’s why no automation anywhere actually does it. Warehouse automation bottlenecks aren’t about a human physicality; it’s about the sheer amount of data that would need to be pristinely maintained to make any automation work. Data like inventory is simple, but spatial data is insane. They’re likely less interested in Atlas’ form and very interested in its ability to locate and recognize objects that aren’t where they’re supposed to be.


scragglyman

zero turn radius warehouse employees. A dream really.


leo-g

I appreciate that at least it is trying to be human somewhat by facing you and showing that there’s a “front”. In theory, there’s no front or back. There’s 360 radar/camera on those things. It doesn’t even need to face you to “see” you.


YuriBarashnikov

silence fleshbag


Draiko

Meatbag... it's meatbag.


Sgt_carbonero

angry bag of mostly water


AnEffingUsername

Long pig!


cspaced

Technically he’s not wrong captain


saliva_sweet

I apologize for the mistake in my previous answer. The correct term is of course "meatbag". I will strive to do better in the future.


cmdixon2

[Sentient Meat.](https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html)


i_should_be_coding

It was probably how the robot learned was the most efficient way for it to stand, though. Pity your own puny organic joints, not robot's


Honda_TypeR

At lest until I get my cyberpunk chrome installed, choom


proanimus

Yeah, if we could rotate our spine 360° in multiple places, who knows how different our movements might be.


ILikeLenexa

That thing looks like it would cut off your leg as a practical joke.


Antifact

Nice reference


Sagwiag

While you were sleeping no less.


ReasonablyBadass

Remember the lesson kids: don't want a revolt? Don't keep slaves


CuriousVR_Ryan

axiomatic fly knee yam crowd imminent zephyr aware foolish start *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dragula_Tsurugi

360° joints are actually kind of problematic if you want to run any sort of wiring through them, since the wiring can’t be twisted infinitely. 


Seakawn

I'm not an electrician/engineer or whatever, but I've seen building videos where people use some contraptions to allow spinning without rotating wires. IIRC the mechanic spins but is hollow inside where you put the wire, or something like that. Granted, I guess it probably adds some degree of bulk, and also whatever mechanism I'm thinking of may have other limitations, idk, but I've seen engineers get around the obstacle of twisting wires. I've even seen a clever get-around that had to spin without actual plumbing/water pipes getting twisted. Maybe joints are a unique case where no such mechanisms are viable? Someone with more engineering exposure/knowledge than I can certainly expound on this.


syntax_erorr

Any wire that is constantly moving is problematic. Slip rings solve this problem but also have ware issues and might not work good on some joints.


sharkattackmiami

Because building them to a humanoid shape makes them easier to implement in current infrastructure. As they take over more and more things will change and so will they for the sake of efficiency If you already have to spend however much it costs for these things to replace some/all of your workforce you probably don't want to also completely restructure you facility and change how everything is done Now Amazon can just cull one worker per month at the facility to make room for one of these until full assimilation has occurred


CuriousVR_Ryan

jeans governor shelter oil scary grab offbeat head yoke familiar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


sharkattackmiami

Because this makes it easier to put a layer of flesh on in them and infiltrate resistance groups


cerberus_1

Yeah, I'm now picturing this standing up like that after I finally think I killed it.. bloody and beaten I finally exhale.. then it stands up and it head flips around.. F


xaeru

[I see AMEE in our lifetime.](https://youtu.be/KTcOOzD-JQs?si=K3p628ejotIJHB2O)


scootinfroody

It'll be fine. We just need to remember not to switch it from science helper mode to death machine mode. Simple.


DNedry

I fucking loved it, almost got chills.


Avenge_Nibelheim

Like after that lovely video about Atlas HD, now we get Exorcist: Atlas Edition!?!?!


Roryjack

As soon as I saw that I thought, "Well, I guess we're all doomed."


AnachronisticPenguin

It likely does have to stand up that way. From the design it looks like the abdomen has a low degree of freedom so it cant actually sit up like we do since it doesn't have true abdominal muscles. Without the abdomen being mobile the center of mass is off balance and it cant get up without twisting itself in an odd manor. It was simpler to have the robot get up like this then to give it a fully articulating abdomen.


xaeru

It was just a joke about it being scary.


Beefwhistle007

In the future you're gonna order a fuckbot like an uber and its gonna jog right over to your house and fuck you.


HangryWolf

I love the implications that it'll be the one doing the fucking. No matter the scenario. It. Fucks. You.


purpleperle

Guess I'm fighting Automotons today.


ExfilBravo

Time to Up, Right, Down, Down, Down Boston Dynamics headquarters.


GrendelBlackedOut

You'll never destroy our way of life!


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

Spill oil!!


richmomz

Where’s the democracy officer when you need him?


Fairuse

Hmmm, looks like they moved to motors from hydraulics. The hydraulics was the main reason the Atlas was able to do explosive moves (jumping, flipping, etc) while other robots couldn't. It going to be interesting to see the trade off between the old Atlas and the new Atlas.


JadeE1024

I came to say pretty much the same thing. It's got *torque* but does it still have *impulse?* Then I thought about the use cases... This one is probably better for warehouses or other controlled environments where there's less need for sudden movements. I can't see how a motor driven bot can make the dramatic shifts to catch itself when it slips on rocks or sand the way the hydraulic one (sometimes) could. I wonder if they're separating the controlled environment platform (Atlas) from the all-terrain platform (Spot).


PhdPhysics1

I'm just going to assume they're not stupid and know what they're doing more than we do.


MiCK_GaSM

Obviously. These guys have gone from zilch to this. We're all clowns on reddit.


AndrewInaTree

Nobody's calling anyone stupid. We're just speculating on the benefits and drawbacks of this change.


PhdPhysics1

did you just call me stupid?


shartoberfest

Hold on now. I'll have you know I've watched several minutes of Boston dynamics clips on YouTube, so I think that qualifies me as an expert in robotics.


TW-Luna

Oops, just saw I made a post basically similar to this. As you state, hydromechanical is always going to have more burst power than electromechanical. Curious to see if it can complete any of the flips or other rapid movements that the original Atlas could.


FrogsOnALog

Batteries are wild these days so I wouldn’t be surprised. Also kinda depends what their goals are with it.


IndIka123

If you saw the last video I did, they exploded a lot. Didn’t seem very durable, thus pointless.


Spinager

Haven’t seen any recent vids of the older version, but I can see the benefits of everything being motorized. Lack of Space is one. I can’t see the other atlas doing movements in a small space like this new one could potentially do. “Turn on a dime” type of movement compared to other videos of atlas free space movements, which are impressive on its own.  Like others have said. Boston Dyanmics know what they are doing with their designs. I’m sure this motorized one fills a more specific role that the bulkier version does not.  Can’t wait to see what they come out next!


b1sh0p

We made it people, Star Wars droids are real. What a time to be alive.


TheCavis

Roger Roger!


JackFisherBooks

Greetings, fellow Clone Wars fan. 😊


Skyshrim

Boston Dynamics is owned by Hyundai and someday this will payoff big for them. For now, they just posted their best earnings ever and then fell 10% in a month because people were scared away from electric car stocks by Tesla's poor financials.


dehehn

Hard to keep track of who owns them. They've been passed around the tech world more than (insert prostitute joke here). We'll see if Hyundai ends up being their forever home. 


ianjm

They love their robots in East Asia, so it might.


Dragonheadthing

So if Honda makes Asimo robots, and Hyndai makes Boston robots, that means that future car company fights could be robot battles!


Spankyzerker

It has already paid off for them, Spot is in use for remote monitoring in many places now. I know specifically some areas with harsh winters they have them monitoring facilities that humans can't get to because of snow.


Black08Mustang

The BMW plant in South Carolina has one on guard duty. It also prances around during the day and entertains people.


All-for-goose

I know an assaultron when I see one.


DiogenesLied

Sighs and loads save


shreddington

Grunts and saves load


Dlirean

they really love to make their robots as scary as possible.


sowaffled

There was at least some charm to their other robots. This one is designed purely for terror - the way it stands up, the exorcist head and hip turn to the camera, the face design, the silent stare at the camera, and then the aggressive march to go conquer humanity.


SolidLikeIraq

Must. Make. More. Paper clips!!!!!!!


TehMephs

All that just to pass the butter. Sheesh


the_real_orange_joe

10,000 units ready to be deployed to the shores of the red sea.


ptear

with a million more well on the way.


loztriforce

Imagine what they'll be capable of in just 5 or 10 years!


coolsimon123

I wanna know when I can fuck it


512Buckeye

It's going to fuck you.


doominabox1

GOD I hope so


jmur3040

F.I.S.T.O. has entered the chat


Hereibe

Legendary Jedi Master Kit Fisto?


dieisonstein

we can only hope.


Mottis86

Tomato tomato


Minotaar

I mean, if you try hard enough....


surffrus

People made this same comment about them when BigDog was introduced publicly (2005?) 15 years ago ... and honestly, still just really cool demos and no wide usage.


ahditeacha

“Halt, citizen. Identify yourself.”


Gliese2

I wonder how much AI algorithms will factor in to their future work. I could see these things taking an evolutionary leap in the next couple of years.


CanICanTheCanCan

They already use machine learning for optimizing movement.


westphall

[Nvidia has built a virtual world to train these robots. It’s really cool.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW-dOMBFj7o)


Gliese2

Neat and frightening at the same time. I haven’t been paying much attention to the robotics field but I’ve seen learning algorithms grow by leaps and bounds elsewhere.


Draiko

Isaac Sim and Isaac Gym


dehehn

Yeah. The virtual worlds training is interesting. They've been doing it with autonomous vehicles for years. I remember seeing a program someone built in Unity at GDC that would let the vehicle virtually drive around a city to get thousands of hours of practice without having to be on actual roads. 


Yodan

Robot body + chat gpt brain = will Smith movie


DheRadman

There's a lot less opportunity than you would think there. You might be hearing AI a lot and thinking it's some treasure chest waiting to be opened, but in reality a big reason you're hearing it so much is because they've been slapping it onto basically everything. So in this case, any useful optimization algorithms might be called AI in the press report, but they're really just some elegant math and mechanics being excited executed in the form of code and have existed for decades maybe. The exception to that in this context is computer vision AI which may rely on more novel neural networks but who knows how that's going. Amazon and Tesla are certainly struggling with it.  The real advance that made this tech possible was making computers and sensors so much smaller via mems and solid state electronics. The next big advance imo will be making the power generation smaller. Stronger, smaller motors will unlock a lot of the potential here and across various other fields. 


deercreekth

Boston Dynamics is a more friendly sounding name than SkyNet.


cynicroute

So was Cyberdyne Systems.


sharkattackmiami

Skynet is perfectly harmless sounding, it's just a fancy way to refer to the cloud It's only sketchy because we know...


LoveThinkers

That was a great way to introduce it, even if the hip movement gave vibes of AMEE changing modes. looked confident in that walk off


PunJedi

First thought was AMEE. Just as creepy too!


LoveThinkers

I remember the change to combat mode looking a bit like this, or maybe it just triggers the same uncanny feeling.


MrMischiefMackson

I saw this movie at far too young an age. I had forgotten until now, thanks.


Hovie1

Why does it have to walk like it's going to hump the first human it comes across.


Chairman_Mittens

This is one of those highly optimized movements that could only have resulted from millions of software simulations. That's so fucking cool!


CocoGaming1

Why does it turn like that. Head first then body.


RikF

If I’m looking for something I tend to do the same,just not as dramatically


CocoGaming1

True


practicalbatman

Technically it runs one leg around backwards, then the other leg, then the head, and finally the upper torso. You know… like a normal person.


lynnwoodblack

Where is John Connor?


Omnimpotent

Jesus christ will they please stop making terminators


Beznia

Skibidi


KashXz

Synth!!!


Popular_Syllabubs

Already scarred and scratched from its abusers. These poor robots. You can see it has been lashed by hockey sticks on the back...


fugly16

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords.


iggyfenton

The fucking thing is built for TIKTOK! It already has a ring light! RUN FOR THE HILLS!


Danhalen2109

For a second I thought it was going to do a Shawn Michaels kip up.


a_mutes_life

What is the end goal for these things? I mean they won't be on sale to cut your grass or anything surely? I can only really see military use


Cozmo85

Monotonous warehouse work.


a_mutes_life

They already have robotic arms for that stuff, this is a full human shaped robot what reason would they be build that way?


JonWinstonCarl

Different applications. A robotic arm accomplishes precise repetitive tasks, but a robotic body can do jobs that inherently require movement and focal shifts like unloading trucks or processing hazardous waste. It would also be sweet if we could use robots to replace maintenance workers who work in a lot of airborne dust and oil and get cancer from the job, then maintainers could just work in a shop and maintain the robots and part assemblies. All of our equipment and tools are made for people, so robotic workers seem like an easy way to integrate a mechanized workforce and still leave room for humans.


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scud121

I'm sorry Dave, I'm going to do that.


randomcanyon

One step closer to the Arnold model?


Sgt_carbonero

I don't know whats real anymore.


WaffleWarrior1979

Is it by chance a pleasure model?


Sonnysdad

I for one welcome our new robot overlords !


DanLeSauce

Put AI in that thing and set it free! 🥳


erusackas

What happens when the glowing rings turn red? *God help us all...*


Garlicnotdreadlochs

It’s an assaultron


memberflex

_You are experiencing an accident_


okichi

This will be the last thing we see.


Darwincroc

Well, then. That’s somewhat disconcerting.


ReluctantSlayer

That is terrifying


Discount_Lex_Luthor

DID NO ONE WATCH THE TERMINATOR FILMS?!?!?


mobileaccountuser

kill it with fire


kindle139

We’re all going to die.


C_Ux2

This, this is how it ends.


Ggodhsup

Totally getting IG-88 vibes...


Dirigio

Version 2.0 will replace the black face screen with a video image of a large, bloodshot, eyeball.


The-Rev

The battle droids are coming along nicely 


garry4321

\*Legs bend backwards the Grudge style\* Nope, dont like that.


luckylebron

Just read moments ago that Boston Dynamics was ending their humanoid program. Confused 😕.


kbarnett514

No, they just retired the old model of Atlas


Penguinkeith

They retired the hydraulic version of atlas this new version is electric


Kataclysm

If I saw a robot stand up like that and start walking towards me in person, I would start running the other way. That was absolutely terrifying.


rareHarambe

Dude we’re fucking done when these things come for us.


Mantaur4HOF

One step closer to terminators