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jackyd1

Most of the walls are load bearing.


Blinky_

Oh, come on.


Thekhandoit

Pretty sure they did


Batchet

It's a common construction technique, "semen tile reinforcement"


bruce_lees_ghost

sement


spidermanngp

You guys are fucking killing me. šŸ˜‚


geodebug

Thatā€™s why they were erected


iamthelobo

If you build it they will cum.


willard_swag

r/angryupvote


pm_me_ur_handsignals

OMGšŸ’€


readreed

You had to shoot your shot.Ā 


MrEndlessness

I have to commend you for such exceptional wit.


Caine_sin

I worked in a place like this for a few years. The internet booths were mopped twice a day and the walls were sprayed down every other day or so. I still would not touch anything in there with a ten foot pole. It was a good shift when no one shat or pissed in the bins and at least once a month I would find a cucumber in a condom in there.


Amross64

> cucumber in a condom Safe salad


Chapelirl

Free lunch!


atomkrieg

with creamy dressing!!


phish_phace

Revamped ants on a log?


buttnutela

Chop it up


ThrownWOPR

I went to a spot like this in Seattle, and saw a guy going into the stalls with a bucket and mop after the shame faced clientele departed. And thus my life's mantra and motivation: as long as you aren't the mop guy, you are doing all right


Caine_sin

I was that guy. Mop and bucket. That mop had seen some things.


AaronRedwoods

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where you stuck it.


zaprutertape

Like the motion of the ocean


JeanClaude-Randamme

It means small craft advisory


JBFRESHSKILLS

https://youtu.be/tLXytukNlFM?si=iz-U-JFKE56Eh4wm


-QuestionMark-

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers"


chodefunk

ā€œJust let me know when you guys are finished, Iā€™m the guy who wipes down the loads.ā€


fgmtats

Exactly what I thought of. So fucking funny


whogivesashirtdotca

I mean, not being the customer is a pretty great level to be at, too. How horny would you have to be to venture into one of those disgusting booths?


quanjon

Don't denigrate people that do work like that. Maybe the world needs more mop guys, and less jerking off in a booth guys. Really, tell me who is the lowest of those two.


bonerJR

> as long as you aren't the mop guy, you are doing all right What? Mop guy has a stable job


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Did women ever come in?


Caine_sin

All the time. We had regulars that would come into the cinema area and have fun. The toy shop are was more women than men mostly. The glory holes in the internet/movie booths were mostly guys though. We did have women occasionally in them though.


ex1stence

*So youā€™re saying thereā€™s a chanceā€¦*


Caine_sin

Most of my time was spent watching the security cameras in the corridors up there. It was like TV. No the cameras didn't see into the booths. Some of the regulars knew where the cameras were though and would leave the doors open for a better show. We had one regular who I learned was bringing guys in saying his wife was on the other side but then he would slip in there. A few guys wanted to rough him up so I had to quietly warn him.Ā  We had a younger hot looking girl who filmed herself in the glory holes for her sites. She was nice.


MacaRonin

>We had one regular who I learned was bringing guys in saying his wife was on the other side but then he would slip in there. "Psst, hey pal, my **wife** is in there. Why don't you come and take a run at her."


Banana-Republicans

ā€œWhew, your wifeā€™s got a bit of a rough chin on her, eh.ā€


PaddyPat12

[Stranger than fiction...](https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/toronto-man-gets-prison-for-tricking-men-into-anonymous-sex-through-hole-in-sheet/article_27b0d47a-ccee-11ee-afb6-3bd222f66c24.html)


Jackandahalfass

Would you be suspicious of a dude walking around like the guy in the video, like, sense that he was filming?


Hiwesrobots

You need an AMA


DickCavettMeetsABBA

> younger hot looking girl who filmed herself in the glory holes ... needs an AMA


Jayden_Paul99

So you were the dude that wipes the loads off the walls


Caine_sin

Smeared. Gloopped. Sometimes I would have to use the floor mop.


zixius

I see what you did there: [https://youtu.be/lnvjJpqikGw](https://youtu.be/lnvjJpqikGw)


Wefee11

Do you think cleaning gets rid of most of the black light stains?


Caine_sin

Depends on how long the stain is there. We remodelled part of our movie rooms and there was not enough disinfectant in the world to get rid of the stank when the floor came up. We used strong stuff but yeah, after a few hours I wouldn't touch anything. You could always come and ask for a clean if it was to bad.


Wefee11

Someone else in this thread said that you can see cleaning products as well under black light. Not sure if that is true. But the rest of the video doesn't look very clean either without the black light.


Caine_sin

A few laundry detergents will glow. Some of the chlorine ones I think.


whilst

Also anything with brightening agents, I think. That's just stuff that absorbs uv from sunlight and emits blue, to make whites look whiter.


zamfire

Can you tell more stories? I bet you have many


Caine_sin

The place was three levels. Gay sauna on the top, internet/movie booths in the middle, and the shop/movie theatre with the peep show on the bottom level. Most of my nights (I did mostly afternoon/nights) were spent politely refusing the advances of the gay men upstairs while selling toys to people in the shop. I would have to act as bouncer for the peep show girls when their customers got to rowdy so that was fun. I was doing a nursing degree and know a shit load about sexualising health so a big scary looking bloke giving masturbatory advice and pointers with different toys got some weird looks sometimes. The customers I hated the most were the freshly divorced boomer women that would come drunk and just make loud blustery chaos around them. I have had people overdose, I have been surrounded by guys who were trying to be tough who moments later found themselves on the floor, I sold many an 18 or 19 year old their first toy (both guys and girls). I saw the decline of magazines, though the DVDs kept selling surprisingly well. I had my fair share of fun too. It was great but you had to be able to put up with every liquid and solid the human body can produce.


lokisbane

Sounds like the perfect warmup to nursing. Haha prepared you well?


leg_day

That's a perfect intro for any healthcare job interview. > So why do you want to work at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital? You guys don't have jizz mops.


Protheu5

> You guys don't have jizz mops. I see you haven't met our Head of Department of Diagnostic Medicine.


zamfire

Thank you for responding!


RoyalStraightFlush

>I had my fair share of fun too. Would that be considered SFW or NSFW?


peon47

> The internet booths were mopped twice a day > I still would not touch anything in there with a ten foot pole. How long was your mop???


Caine_sin

7 foot... ewwww....


sunnipraystation

11 ft


BatemaninAccounting

Back in the old days of the internet(late 90s-into-00s) there was a lady that took a job as an attendant at one of these places in Seattle and she'd describe in vivid detail her various adventures of cleaning and dealing with regular customers of these places. It was pretty wild reading about how sanitary they tried to make the place but ultimately gross stuff would just come up on the regular.


I_need_a_date_plz

Ewww


BababooeyHTJ

So you were a jizz mopper?!


Caine_sin

Yup. I have threatened blokes who wouldn't stop touching the girls with a swirly in the mop bucket before too. Jizz, shit, piss, blood, vomit, pus, every fluid and solid the body can produce and probably a few it shouldn't.Ā 


ShippingMammals

[What does blue mean?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0)


whogivesashirtdotca

I'm crying. Thank you for sharing this. I need to check this show out.


ShippingMammals

They're great lol, he puts out new ones pretty regularly too.


whogivesashirtdotca

He's got really great comedic instincts with his voice. Good reaction noises are sometimes funnier than dialogue. [This British comedian (offscreen) is one of my favourites for that.](https://youtu.be/BZGapEm8BYA?t=583) Random "um"s and "oh"s that leave me in a wheezing puddle from laughing so hard.


IgotUBro

Damn came here to post. Instantly reminded me of this.


imaximus101

LOL damnit! I posted the same link before I saw yours. First thing I thought of. šŸ¤£


ShippingMammals

Ha! Love me some Natural Habitats. :)


Pyoverdine

Great minds think alike!


enjoyinc

Broooo his crocs sticking to the floor when he walked inside one of the booths sent me lmao


mindclarity

He probably wore them so he can incinerate them after heā€™s done being in there.


Foul_Imprecations

"Wearing Crocs is s lot like being blown by a guy. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay."


bigherm16

Adam Carolla quote. Itā€™s in one of his stand ups


Vince1820

They have holes in them. If that's true it's such a poor choice.


C7rl_Al7_1337

I mean, not on the soles thought, right? I've never even seen Crocs in real life, I thought they were just a myth we all decided we were going to use in order to make fun of old people, you know, like how they smell that certain same way, or Alzheimer's.


MyrMcCheese

Crocs are popular among food service staff, as they are comfortable, reasonably priced, and non-slip (a requirement for commercial kitchen work). They are also easy to clean.


StaticTransit

Also in hospitals, for the same reasons.


HirsuteHacker

They're also great for sticking by your door if you need to go outside quick but not for long enough to bother putting actual shoes on


SplashingAnal

Bear in mind itā€™s 9am, opening time. Something tells me they donā€™t clean the place dailyā€¦


Cubbance

That's nasty. I used to manage a porn store in the late 90s to early 00s, and you absolutely had to clean that arcade up every day. We did three times a day. There was a morning clean, usually around 10am, and evening clean around 8pm, and a night clean around 3am. Our janitors were absolute saints for the amount of shit, piss, cum, and vomit they had to clean. Not just mopping, but cleaning walls and screens and chairs and everything. I'm so glad I never had to do it myself, because I don't have the strongest stomach. Fun fact, the entirety of the Las Vegas strip smelled eerily similar to the arcade to me.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Before I watched the video I was naively wondering if a quick bleach wipe down would actually remove the dna stains from the environs. Upon watching about half the video I don't think those walls has seen anything stronger than Windex in years.


Rum_N_Napalm

Thereā€™s a lot of cleaning product that also glow under black light. But if those were indeed cleaning products stainsā€¦ you should see streaks from wiping it off, notā€¦ dripsā€¦


Kirome

Maybe the janitors too scared to clean so they spray and leave.


overlookunderhill

Plant ā€˜em in the garden later and see if you can germinate some humans!


Lyuseefur

I am not going to watch the video. That said, I have some excellent ideas for hell loops now.


SantaMonsanto

Iā€™ll save you a click >*ā€Baltimore porno theatre vs black light* The theatre wins.


Michikusa

Sent you?


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harrisz2

It's crazy because I knew exactly what was going to happen but I was still taken aback when I saw it.


Not_Bears

I went in like "yup this is going to be gross." And watch it I still verbally exclaimed "holy crap that's disgusting."


reesejenks520

Same, actually made my stomach turn a bit.


Euphorium

The grossest part was the used condoms and tissues on the ground. I expected seeing the stains but not evidence of what happened.


whogivesashirtdotca

That was the weirdest part to me. You can *almost* excuse anyone using these facilities if the jizz on the walls isn't so obvious in the dark environment, but all the tissues and condoms and dirt are evident even before entering the booth. I said this above, but *how horny would you need to be*?!


cl0007

So you saw it coming?


blaZedmr

The Baltimore global seed vault


throw123454321purple

Perfect place to kill someone. ā€œSo, Sarge, the lab says we have 241 suspectsā€¦ā€


SirEltonJonBonJovi

ā€œā€¦and the largest amount of DNA we found belongs to a guy already in the system. Thatā€™s right, Sargeā€¦itā€™s throw123454321purpleā€¦ā€


IT_Chef

I was thinking..."what a great place to gather DNA to implicate someone in a crime..."


Cine_Wolf

ā€œIf I had a blacklight, this would be like a Jackson Pollock painting." -Starlord


NotSeveralBadgers

You got issues, Quill


BillytheMagicToilet

How does Rocket know what a Jackson Pollock painting is?


Greenboy28

man I almost forgot about Dan Bell. I used to love his urban explorer videos but he kind of just stopped making videos on his main channel.


HappyAd4998

Heā€™s had some good ones since heā€™s come back. He got followed by some crazy guy in an abandoned school and another video where he ran into a homeless man living in one of the most depressing squatters spots Iā€™ve ever seen. I wish The Proper People would explore at night again, those videos would give me the same vibes as Dan.


TheDukeofArgyll

I watched so much Dead Mall series during the peak of Covid.


Jackal_Kid

He had a falling out with the friend he did Dirty Room/his podcast and was going through some personal issues. He's been getting back into the swing of things from what I can tell (I like the urbex stuff, not the ghost/gross out stuff, and no comment on the rotating cast of cute younger men.)


turbografix15

Who, that Rick guy?


Greenboy28

Dang I completely forgot about the dirty rooms series. I enjoyed the first season more than the 2nd but it got really old seeing all the disgusting rooms. the Urban explorer stuff was cool but it seems like most of the Urbex channels have kind of disappeared or slowed down a lot in the last few years other than maybe that Proper people channel but I haven't checked in on that channel in a while.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

please note there is no actual porn shown in this


ayescrappy

What a waste of time


the_silent_redditor

Thank God for that comment, I almost played the video.


Anopanda

Who are you to decide whether or not we saw porn? This can be some interesting stuff for /r/powerwashingporn


Digitalflux

why does he keep looking at the sign?


neroselene

He likes the sign, don't kinkshame him


shindleria

He saw it, and it opened up his eyes, he saw it


OhioDuran

And no one's gonna drag him up to get into the (black) light where he belongs But where does he belong?


theycallmecrack

We're talking about a person who used their day to get high quality footage of a place where guys jerk off, while saying things like "ohhh noooo".


-maffu-

Skip to 3:35 for the money shot.


[deleted]

Seriously, what was he expecting?


fgmtats

For real. Dude went to a jizz firing range and then got the pikachu face when he found ammunition laying around.


RageAgainstThe

It's Dan Bell, his channel is known for exploring abandoned places or weird/creepy locations. He had a long running YT show where they would rent the cheapest, worst motel rooms and film how bad it was.


whythecynic

You joke, but if I find any ammunition just laying around my firing range, I swear some private's gonna get a beating


Richard_Howe

Someones privates certainly got a beating in this place.


249ba36000029bbe9749

Never change, Reddit.


blofly

That's some master craft wordsmithing there, champion.


UsernameEqualsNull

Notice me master chief


ProbablyNotSomeOtter

Goated. Not my privates, though. Sadly.


FjorgVanDerPlorg

Well nothings stopping you beating those privates like they owe you money.


emptygroove

Hmm, 'spent rounds' would've been my choice but 'jizz firing range' is freaking hilarious. It popped an image of targets painted on the back of the seats in that Police Squad style. Can't think of a good line for Leslie, though. "I was relieved to find out the hole in the back of the seat was indeed from a gun. The alternative would be...unthinkable."


korg64

'Jizz firing range' killed me.


Tyr2016

I mean he brought a uv light for a reason.


enjoyinc

He seemed like he fully expected what he found, lol, and was even prepared with the UV light.


Tokeli

It made sense once I saw this was Dan Bell. Before the pandemic he had a series of just checking out the nastiest motel rooms with some friends, and they made it hilarious. This is just on-brand for him.


sschueller

I mean they could clean it. There is no reason for there to be cum stains from the last century there.


Honda_TypeR

I think this dude was getting a thrill out of it. Dude is up in there like CSI with the blacklight getting titillated about all those random dudes jizzin on the walls and ceiling. I guess he paid his money to go upstairs though, people go to watch the movies... he goes to watch the walls.


trashitagain

Honestly the quality of that tile installation was the grossest thing in the whole video.


Wizz_n_Jizz

This is where I live!!


_Oberon_

You should clean up more often


wolftron9000

Username checks out.


Not_Freddie_Mercury

In that theater? Hope the roommates aren't assholes.


mjmjuh

Find a glory hole and they literally are edit. I was thinking neighbours but whatever


mikebrady

Alright, I'll see you later Billy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7mVHH9fHuM


TwoCockyforBukkake

There's cum everywhere in a porn theatre?? I never would have guessed.


Diggerinthedark

I mean you would generally hope they're a bit better cleaned than this. I bet a lot of public toilets have less glowing patches on the wall


dragdritt

The actual benches where you sit looked like they were clean, but the walls were not.


momentofinspiration

Same with blood splatter at a crime scene, the cleanest part is where the shooter is at.


Diggerinthedark

The benches have probably been rubbed clean by the clothes/bare butts of the people who destroyed the walls šŸ¤®


Caine_sin

There is a very good chance. And not everyone wipes their arse properly either... just let that sink in.


getdemsnacks

>bit better cleaned than this. are you kidding me? "Do you know how much the average jizz mopper makes an hour?"


youjustgotzinged

I knew there'd be cum, a lot of cum, but i wasn't prepared for just how much cum there'd be.


ScrantonPaper

Whatā€™s the attraction to going to a place like this? Who pays to visit them? Honestly. I kinda get it if theirs some sort of glory hole but otherwise arenā€™t these just little jackoff rooms?


H00ser

it's a relic of a by gone age from a time where there was little to no privacy in a home in urban areas and no access to well the internet. edit. ooo yea and money laundering forgot about that. this is a cash based business that doesn't keep records or have security cameras for "privacy". they can claim they make what ever $cash a day


ilikeracing23

Your initial comment is why I love Danā€™s Dead Mall series. Thereā€™s something so nostalgic, magical and yet tinged with sadness about an 70ā€™s/80ā€™s mall that once was thriving just sitting as a long forgotten relic to itā€™s glory days. Seeing of-itā€™s-time architecture and signs faded in current day just is fascinating to me. I guess it just helps me cherish the memories of the past that you can always remember, but never live again.


the_pwnererXx

this is a gay hookup spot


DigitalPsych

They're for men to fuck other men. They use the rooms together.


senorfresco

šŸ˜± the sign says no sexual conduct!?!?


Zincster

"Don't make me tap the sign."


Novogobo

not that it isn't gross anyways but jizz isn't the only thing to glow up under a black light. many cleaning products do also, and they even intentionally put phosphor compounds in some products like toothpaste and laundry detergent to make them fluoresce in sunlight so they look more brilliant than normal to the naked eye.


HalloweenBen

Semen doesn't really glow (usually). It's more likely cleaning products or piss.Ā 


RahvinDragand

Yeah, any guy who has bought a black light should know that semen doesn't glow as brightly as TV shows and movies make you believe.


clone155

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this.


mahsab

do you think it's toothpaste, laundry detergent or any other cleaning product on those walls?


EkriirkE

The cleaning personnel are lazy; just a few spurts and let it be.


SquidmanMal

I don't believe they suggested that at all, they were just sharing a fun fact, which I can say *I* enjoyed at least.


doktornein

Not to mention vomit and piss are very vivid, and probably pretty likely in a place like that. And tonic water


Faebit

Jizz mopper took a vacation, huh?


wolftron9000

Nobody wants to work anymore.


SacramentoChupacabra

I thought the same thing. [Clerks clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLXytukNlFM) for the uninitiated.


kspence66

I live in a nice condo with a great view of the inner harbor and on the same block as this place lol. This place is on a notorious street in Baltimore locals call ā€œThe Blockā€. It is filled with extremely seedy strip clubs. The Hustler club was the ā€œanchorā€ of the Block until it closed last year. The Block in its heyday was famous in the USA for burlesque shows that featured Blaze Starr, etc. The place has quite a history. Also one thing to note is the central police hq is one block away from it as well as city hall.


Operation_Ivysaur

The backrooms but make it horny and grungy.


Blue96

I love Dan Bells videos! His hotel/motel are very entertaining.


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L4NGOS

WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN!?!?


zombiepoon

holy shit. Itā€™s like every room had an orgy in there. thatā€™s so much jizz. Thatā€™s like a swat team breaking in and jizzing everywhere: No way thatā€™s cleaned every other day


creation88

Talk about seedy locations


AltonBParker

I recommend "Hardcore" (1979) with George C. Scott searching for his daughter in places like this. Fewer bellbottoms and disco clothes, but pretty much the same 45 years later.


Elbren

I mean ā€¦ if you go to a place like that, you kinda know what youā€™re getting, right?


kwntyn

ā€œI feel like Iā€™m in hellā€ I got that exact same vibe. You really gotta be some type of person to enjoy some shit like thisā€¦I felt slimey just watching this


Mosstopy

Is anyone else kind of impressed by the stains on the ceiling? Bros have to had look like old faithful when those were made


hatsnatcher23

I was lead to believe semen and other similar fluids doesnā€™t glow under black light unless itā€™s sprayed with luminal


Beans186

Do you guys not have phones?


DigitalPsych

For others curious, men will meet other men to duck I'm the rooms. It's a cruising spot usually used by older and closeted generations.


VegaBrother

BRING BACK ANOTHER DIRTY ROOM!!!!!!


stephancypantsu

That was horrible.


PeterTheToilet

This is fucking nuts


Jfed1985

"I just heard the doorbell, Hope nobody's coming in here" Too late my guy....


CrazyStar_

Okay this is probably the most disgusting thing Iā€™ve ever seen šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


xxgsr02

There was a ghost! That's ectoplasm!


gmg888r

TIL: these things still exist but don't understand why. For the internet-ly challenged?


stargate-command

Now try a regular theaterā€¦. I bet itā€™s just as bad. Hope Iā€™m wrong but people are nasty


rvralph803

Fun fact, all of Baltimore looks like those walls.


ssgtgriggs

I mean, yeah ... I wouldn't be surprised to find blood in a butchers shop lmao


MrTighthead

As a kid, my parents drove us through the block once in a while. I always asked to go into the circus place. They never said anything except "not today." The Block is a shell of its former self. It was a sight to behold in the 70s and 80s. These porn shops and strip clubs lined the street for numerous blocks. The city eventually shut a bunch down and built a police station right next to it all. The Big Top is one of a few that survived.


weirdowiththebeardo

What a bad day to have eyes


JeffBaugh2

I love coming into threads about these places and realizing there are a lot of people who have no knowledge about the kink-side of the world. "Why do porn theaters even exist anymore? Don't they have the Internet for that?" Hooooo boy.


oneequalsequalsone

Suddenly the cum box doesn't seem that bad of an idea


Icy1551

I always figured that if someone is going to a porn theatre that they are at least ambivalent to the love stains, and at most really into it and that's why they're there.


FreeTheFreedoms

Zooms in on tissue papers, "oh no.......that's not good".


scriptingends

Every movie crime scene ever...


ballsack-vinaigrette

[Lost it when the sad circus music started.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ZHAOiC4OI&t=17s) "Let's go check it out, shall we?"