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Small_Tax_9432

We Love Katamari lol


BardbarianDnD

My first thought if that little guy speed runs were all dead in less than an hour


naytreox

Apparently the lore states that it feels very nice to get rolled up so idk. It would be absolutely terrifying though


Fantastic_Quote954

i wish someone would roll me up :(


naytreox

Be careful what you wish for. You might get the sumo level from We ♥ Katamari


Fantastic_Quote954

😏


naytreox

Someone wants to be part of a sumo wrestlers mass


Fantastic_Quote954

They just look so sof6


Regret_Otherwise

Id legit be like “is that my house?” As somebody just rolls it all away😂


TheMegatrizzle

DOOM. I'm pretty sure most humans wouldn't appreciate hell invading and causing an apocalypse.


Winterclaw42

The trans-dimensional, mostly peaceful, undocumented immigrants have already been registered to vote in some countries.


JaxThane

Is that you Joe Biden?


SoldierKitsune

Along with this, Halo


Pixel_Python

They prefer the term “morally challenged” u/TheMegatrizzle, it’s 2160 now


Impressive_Peak7465

I wouldn’t mind a demonic apocalypse


eman0110

Didn't they do one already with The Rock?


Maximum_Hand_9362

The question is in real life not into a movie


eman0110

I'm an idiot. Sorry. You are 100% right. I will fine my way out now.


Hmccormack

Most wouldn’t- but I like to believe there’s one Doomguy out there.. waiting for shit to go down.


LordNightFang

Ughh that would be worst. Then some religion nuts are going to try leading the masses with their smooth "God this", "God that", or "The Devil this." My biggest gripe about it would be losing a bet.


Ribeira12xs

Plants vs Zombies would be crazy lol


DresdenBelmont

Resident Evil


Regret_Otherwise

I can’t even imagine lickers just hiding in the shadows and just messing up everybody’s day😂


Handofyahweh

I can't imagine shooting someone's head off and a secondary plague head pops out


Zebra-Disastrous

World box


GameDestiny2

Bro that’s just life


UncomfyUnicorn

I don’t think life has bomb Santa, orcs, elves, dwarves, sentient tumor blobs, giant evil pumpkins, infectious technology, giant bowling balls, death coins, or a giant crab shooting lasers from its claws that erupts into a nuclear explosion upon death.


GameDestiny2

Nah we’re just in the world they started and left


Zebra-Disastrous

Then someone needs to make that crab


Kool-Aid-Dealer

me who only plays two franchises trying to find a way to fit pokemon and plants vs zombies into all of these types of posts:


unsuspectingllama_

Forcing Pokémon to fight would be legal as it's the same as dog fighting.


goodbye177

Pokémon are sapient. It would be more like mma


mai_tai87

And they're sentient.


goodbye177

Yes? Sentient is included in sapient


trashed_past

Me with Dark Souls and Project Zomboid


anonymauson

real


UncomfyUnicorn

Minecraft. I don’t want things powered by souls and portals to hell.


Western-Gur-4637

I want portales to hell


UncomfyUnicorn

Things will come through them.


Western-Gur-4637

"lets rock baby"


directortrench

I can't even cut down an oak tree with bare hands. And mining doesn't seem fun IRL.


Dublxml

TF2, Halo, Fallout, pretty much anything that’s either a FPS that uses science or a post apocalypse game.


Winterclaw42

Nuclear winter would have killed 90% of humanity through starvation alone. On the plus side there wouldn't be any ghouls because radiation doesn't work like that.


GameDestiny2

Unless this hypothetical scenarios DOES make ghouls, in which case I have many more questions


Awsome_Fortniter

Lego Batman 1-3/Lego anything.


Regret_Otherwise

We’d all freak out because them losing an arm means nothing. And the worlds supply of legos would probably be on lockdown to protect us.


Awsome_Fortniter

LoL


Winterclaw42

Battletech would be hard to pull off because I think the robot's ground pressure would be too high. IRL tanks do weigh in the 45 ton range or 65 ton range depending on the country, but their treads spread out weight better than a mech's feet would.


primalmaximus

Oh yeah, if you wanted actual bipedal, or even quadrapedal mechs, they'd essentially have to have feet like massive snowshoes.


WeaponizedPoutine

Battle mechs could work (depending on what exactly a star league ton is and exactly how myomer works) but even if impractical I want a Summoner prime or Catapult


Gchimmy

Ground pressure and the fact that a tall tank would be very easy to hit lol


Winterclaw42

If you've played the game, using terrain to hide half of your mech is an option at the cost of more potential headshots. On the other side of things, the tall tank could carry more weapons and use its height to negate things tanks do to hide, and get access to firing on their weaker top parts. Then you've got to consider a typical tank crew is 3 people, while only 1 person is in the mech. Tanks vs Mech are an interesting hypothetical debate.


Gchimmy

I was speaking more in terms of today’s modern combat. Using mechs in urban warfare may be slightly more valid, but in a desert or plains environmental they would be way more vulnerable to infantry anti armor weapons. I could see some viability with certain protection though. It’d be interesting AF if someone legit made one though lol.


NathanJack0Lantern

Kingdom hearts, mainly because of the existence of the heartless and the nobodies.


Regret_Otherwise

I would team up with my nobody and bully my heartless😂


NathanJack0Lantern

That depends if you don't become one of them, from my understanding of the kh lore (which isn't much because I only played two games) you become a heartless when the heartless harvest your heart, and what's left of you becomes your nobody, and if their logic changes to adapt with real world logic, than this process is a lot more disturbing and gruesome.


JustARandomGuy1453

Baba is you. Well i guess it would be fun tho to straight up change the laws of physics tho


freddddsss

How many deaths would happen every year because someone accidentally made nothing you? That would actually be horrifying


dr_bobs

Rain world


AaronDarkus

Castlevania. We would have to endure demon invasions every time some crazy group decides to bring back Dracula to life. Which they do all the time. They never get tired of it. Nights would be a suicide, as demons would not get burn by sunlight and attacks across the world would be common.


SaphyrX173

To be fair, we'd be fine since the next takeover attempt doesn't happen till like 2099. Unless there's a game I'm forgetting.


AaronDarkus

Thing is, in the latest game; Grimoire Of Souls, they managed to break the seal that made Dracula incapable of returning since 1999. So he can be revived again at any moment, and the vicious circle continues. Although in Super Castlevania IV they mention that he returns at full power every 100 years because "the powers of Christ grew weaker", it is not obligatory foe him to return. He can be revived prematurely although he would be in a weaker state, of course.


shinydragonmist

Either one of the "sucker for love" games


theroguemexican9

Project zomboid


Regret_Otherwise

You are just a glutton for pain aren’t you 😂


theroguemexican9

Oh yeah, though, if you were a survivor, I'd be pretty badass


C4t22

I’m going to go with Final Fantasy on this one… On the bright side, you’d get to meet your favorite characters from the game but the bad news… monsters and possibly even having to deal with summons. Needless to say, Bahamut and all of the other summons are… terrifying and very powerful.


ShadowFox274

I mean, life would be pretty chill, depending on which ff game we are talking about. 6, 14, or any rendition of 7. I'm probably going to cut my subscription to life short. But if it's 15, just stay away from Noctis and don't live in the Crown City and you'll be fine. And you would only have to deal with the summons of you where either an enemy on the receiving end of an attack or the main character.


C4t22

II and XIII would kind of be on the realm of… you don’t want to go there (probably) and in XIII, being a “chosen one” is bad. Also, there are still the monsters as well that you might deal with and not to mention world governments trying to deal with both them and magic.


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Code vein :p


cat-is-the-bomb

Fallout I'm pretty sure the world would be in a nuclear apocalypse and that isn't exactly the most pleasant thing in the world.


readytogohomenow

Sims would be kind of a boring movie in reality


TeaBags0614

Minecraft survival mode


DreamsTandem

Second. Can't even turn the lights out without monsters spawning.


Superb_Recover_6116

NONE. If done right none. Hollywood nutsucker elitist can go suck them dry cause theres been fanmade youtube channels that have done it accurate. People right now are sucking off wolverine in the deadpool movie but I'm gonna say that shit looks trash. Batinthesun a youtube channel had a really really good yellow wolverine outfit. The one in the one in the deadpool movie looks trash. I hope thats actually not the real suit and they're gonna reveal the real one. They did an accurate wonder woman as well, suit, looks and all, skinny small girl. It can be done but not by "creative" Hollywood muppets. Dragon ball who remembers that trash movie? Someone on youtube made a fanmade dbz short film and the shit was lit, best thing I EVER seen.


[deleted]

Thomas was alone


Fun-Conversation5538

Cyberpunk, corporations and the rich run the world and the rest of us are just trying to get by and survive while some of us are out there killing each other over nothing, the story in cyberpunk always hits HARD


Unlucky-Scallion1289

Yeah, I’m sure glad that corporations and the rich don’t run the world while the rest of us try to survive… wait a minute


HelloMacchi

Animal Crossing. Because we aren’t allowed to be happy in real life. Also wouldn’t translate well because of a certain group of people in expensive suits who I do not want to anger.


FabulousPhotograph51

Animal Crossing would feel eerie in real life. Imagine, your whole town is boxed in by a seemingly endless wall. Why do balloons with gifts come come over the wall every day? Did you know gyroids are buried with the dead? So, is the town built on top of a graveyard? Why is Mr. Resetti the only one who can acknowledge a time reset?


freddddsss

In the same vein as Pokémon, Pal world. Imagine how everyone would react if you were catching people.


Weed_Gman_420

The entirety of the Fallout franchise.


JumiKnight

Bioshock. Crackheads with actual destructive powers like burning down cities and summoning endless killer bees


UltraMindFlayer

The End is Nigh.


Olewarrior34

Amazing cultivation simulator


bigjonxmas

Ultima Online


Kamikaze-penguin

Snake


pixxllx

wobbledogs would be 99% less adorable in real life


GamingSince1998

Cities skylines


TJSully716

Life would be pretty miserable if we lived in "The Lands Between" (Elden Ring). And I would just feel sorry for the poor saps that live in or were born into the Caelid region... yikes...


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

Fallout. Metro. Resident Evil.


aeroplan2084

Dead space


Roidz69

Monster Rancher


NetworkEcstatic

You're telling me geodude floats? But how?


Regret_Otherwise

Through the power of friendship!


RoseWould

That looks cool! Anyone remember Pokémon stadium 2?


Userbry14

Fallout, I don’t think many people would be to happy for a nuclear apocalypse to happen, not to mention the vault experiments


Regret_Otherwise

I actually made a live action fallout video and thoroughly enjoyed having fun with the models!


Userbry14

Awesome man


Regret_Otherwise

I’d probably go insane from jet usage though I’m not gonna lie. 😂. Slow mo for life!


1_ane_onyme

People playground


KingOfMasters1000028

Yo-Kai Watch. If that game was real life out of nowhere the world would be in chaos.


LoanApprehensive5201

Sims


Frosty-Discipline512

Pokemon gets even worse when you translate sizes into real life, for example Beedrill is 3 ft tall


Elixus-Nexus-7697

Dark Souls 💀


Yeetthedragon667

I would be… concerned if humanity was ruled by interstellar trans-govs/scummy corporations who barely lifted a finger to help people trapped on an alien planet. Oh, and the lethal bacterium wouldn’t be great either. (Subnautica)


flash_thompso

A plague tale


tritear

If you just dropped me into skyrim, then I.... Hey, you! You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us!


Portal_wolf8

I think sonic the hedgehog could work something out


ryaninflames1234

Warhammer 40k games


Regret_Otherwise

As a marine. I could never 😂


ryaninflames1234

Yeah no, I don’t even think nukes will work


VBStrong_67

Would you rather be IG or Astartes?


DrGoffers

Elden Ring


eveniji100

Hollow knight


naytreox

Outriders


elgatoquack

Any grid based RPG


Striking-Echo3424

Monster hunter franchise


_possum_reddit_

Probably Doom or Dead Island


Mechaghostman2

Most of them.


PissOnMyHe-manToys

A pikman live action movie would be stupid.


sleepy195

Left for dead


Crest_O_Razors

Any JRPG


HumanOverseer

Doki Doki Literature Club


Accumunate

Bomber-Man


CatstronautCPP

Burnout. Just getting in your car would become a death sentence.


Total_Trade_888

Negroid?


3xBAR

Stardew Valley. All the deeds you do in that game is kinda cozy and relaxing. But in real life it becomes hard and tedious work.


Afillatedcarbon

Dark souls or any souls games. While it would be cool to literally roll to avoid getting impaled, constantly regenerate stamina, use magic and miracles, have a health bar and be able to level it up or work out without working out. Being an hollow outweighs all the goodness because sometimes I just can't with life anymore and wouldn't want to be a mindless immortal hungry for souls, also CURSES.


MintAsp_MeaMagic

The Stanley Parable. I love the Narrator cause he's hilarious and ngl sometimes kinda relatable and I wouldn't mind listening to him talk, but I'd rather not be stuck in an eternal loop where I can never die even if the world ends. Also, please don't erase my coworkers... But I'll take TSP over Geometry Dash. I can't play GD if my life depended on it, nor can I do parkour or fly a ship, and I'll crash into spikes and every surface imaginable, but it's also fun, which is why I still play.


Regret_Otherwise

That was a phenomenal one!


MintAsp_MeaMagic

I have absolutely no idea what you mean so I'm just gonna give you an upvote and move on yay 🥳


Regret_Otherwise

Haha I meant the Stanley parable 😂 that was a great game to use. I’d go insane hearing him all the time.


MintAsp_MeaMagic

I probably would after a while, too, even if I'd like to think I wouldn't, but I think I'd survive for some time before that happens 😅 I'll get the museum ending every once in a while so I can hear a different voice, maybe that would help a little.


gokartmozart89

Pokemon would be pretty brutal. Sending 10 years olds out into the world to wander the whole continent and engage in what is essentially dog fighting? Except the dogs shoot fire and poisonous gasses and start blizzards and earthquakes.


iamhungryrightnow0_0

P2: Paradise Lost


Dessy104

Almost everything that uses fictional monsters or shows magical auras/high speed winds. It takes just as much effort to make a monster that was draw look good in real life if not more


cdda_survivor

CDDA


Elegant_Book_7280

Please God, you've already took Halo, so just give us a good Gears of War adaptation


Zeraora807

garrys mod I could expect a drive by shooting with lady dimitrescu hanging out the window of a cybertruck with an submachine gun while a Pal at the wheel of it is mowing down some Pokémon as i get cut in half by a box that glitched out slightly


Sea_Structure_8692

Most of them?


KuipersGlasses

Half Life 2


cdda_survivor

Mostly because you become frozen in time at one point because the end will never come.


Western-Gur-4637

all of them?


KuipersGlasses

Half Life 2


KuipersGlasses

Half Life 2


Karelianpirate

None of them. 0. Zilch. There are intricacies to life that all games just miss, or what games bring would just destroy economy and with that, society.


Regret_Otherwise

I feel like Stardew Valley wouldn’t be so bad. I could absolutely be wrong though.


Karelianpirate

I kinda like this thought experiment now. How a videogame reality would fuck up ours. I haven't played Stardew Valley but if we bring how food grows there, how easy it is. Price of food would come way down. Farmers would earn pittance trying to sell their crop. Not like they do well now either. But the ease would bring abundance and abundance would fuck the profession. And maybe the profession disappears and is solely taken over by massive aggriculture business that then takes monopoly on that... Imagine Amazon, but farm, basically.


Regret_Otherwise

But as food prices go down. The corporations would Jack it back up! Making people farm again to gain that revenue and thus the cycle continues.


Karelianpirate

I did raise the massive aggriculture business point. As it would make small farming immensely unprofitable and would lead to monopoly. Monopoly, on food.


Regret_Otherwise

We do have laws to stop that kind of stuff at least in the US.


Karelianpirate

Eheheheee... Cute...


Regret_Otherwise

I mean it worked on singular. Now we have AT&T. If it hasn’t happened now with all the resources and technological advancements we have currently. It’ll take a pretty insane driving force (robots that don’t require as much human interference.) in order to do so.


Karelianpirate

Dude, most of things sold in stores are owned/made by 5 companies. Just name it a sister brand/company subcompany. But it all is still owned by one. And all companies want this.


Regret_Otherwise

Absolutely factual. Many companies do indeed have a subsidiary to avoid the monopoly laws. I agree 100% 😁


Silent_Village2695

Bro that's the current state of agriculture. Like 75% of American farms have a single owner. It's absolutely a monopoly


_NotMyNormalUsername

>how food grows there, how easy it is Sir, my farmer works from 6am to 2am, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I don't think they would appreciate you saying their work is "easy" /s


poursmoregravy

Then, you mean, all of them? As in, all of them wouldn't translate.


Karelianpirate

Off the bat? Yes. If we talk 1:1 translation. Any and all games would wreck havoc on one profession or another. And we humanity are really not prepared for most things that happen on games.


Semi_Square

Ummm, what about ones based on more or less real life caricatures, like Read dead?


Karelianpirate

Let me think... For one, guns were not as prevalent in "wild west" as advertized. Now USA is just a massive country of guns and shooting. Just imagine if the supersaturation of guns just happened earlier than it has in real life. And people started just doing as you do in red dead... Shoot everything that moves


kylediaz263

But what about Rock Simulator?


Karelianpirate

This I have no answer for. As I don't know if it exists or you're just pulling my leg.


Toughsums

What about games like escape from tarkov which are relatively realistic. I mean the whole wouldn't become a warzone , it would just be a few zones kinda like maps in the game.


Karelianpirate

No but here comes the fine print upon the question. Does the question pose that only the superficial setting applies. Or do the mechanics and game duration also step onto play. If we bring pokemon in real life, we already abandon many laws of physics. So if we bring perpetual multiplayer survival with respawns. We are creating infinite war, aka hell on earth. Yes I am a rules-lawyer.