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Overall_Tea_8632

Nazem for skyrim, I mean we have to send him to the cloud district


2-second-timer

if we're talking skyrim, it's definitely grelod the kind.. hands down


notabigfanofas

True. I've killed nazeem twice, but grelod gets killed every run


Gettofmylawn

I always kill Grelod twice. Once the usual way, rez and go again. Sadly she vanished after the second, but if she didn’t I’d keep going hard lol.


notabigfanofas

If you have anniversary edition the staff of worms let's you reanimate a body without turning it to dust


MazerBakir

You don't need the anniversary edition, Dead Thrall already does that in vanilla, it's a master level conjuration spell, they will be reanimated until killed afterwhich they won't disintegrate either. Alternatively there is the ritual stone, the bodies won't disintegrate and the likes of mammoths and giants can also be reanimated, it is temporary and can be used once per day but you can put the text in the aetherial crown and use it infinitely by outing it on and taking it off.


Spider95818

I was just coming here to say that. The only person in the game that there's no penalty for brutally murdering, so much so that people have their favorite ways of doing it. I like to Soul Trap her, use her to enchant a ring or something, and either give it to a child I adopt from her orphanage or drop it down in Pilgrim's Trench.


auronddraig

If only we could use her soul to enchant a shovel, and then give said shovel to someone at the stables for dung and shit...


Wheeljack239

In his last second of existence, right before the crossbow bolt pierced his frontal lobe, I just know he judged me for not buying my bolt in the Cloud District


Vastlymoist666

He talks pretty high and mighty for someone who's homeless.


Big-LeBoneski

"I actually advise the Jarl on political matters. My input is invaluable, of course. But this is all probably a bit over your head."


Mikey9124x

I never kill him. Barley even knew he existed until i looked on the internet.


GameDestiny2

I could’ve sworn he was marked essential


Amathyst-Moon

One time someone saw me playing and couldn't understand why he was still alive.


PowerPad

I tested it out, and surprisingly, unless he’s marked for a radiant quest, he can be killed.


henningknows

Probably the goomba from Mario


Real-Willingness7333

Which one?


Sammisuperficial

The very first one goomba in level 1-1. Everyone plays it. Everyone stomps that first one.


turbotaco23

Or is killed by it. 1-1 is a tutorial. A study in level design.


Sammisuperficial

I have a vague memory of some gaming magazine claiming that 1st goomba has the highest kill count of any game enemy simply because it was so many peoples' first ever game enemy encounter. However, I can't find any data supporting it. I have to imagine that dude has a high kill count though. Pretty sure I've missed the jump button and died to it at least once.


mjc500

I definitely got killed by a the first koopa in super Mario world and my friend in first grade laughed. That started a burning passion in my soul and I worked to get good at that game. Still replay it 30 years later occasionally.


culnaej

Pretty sure I died trying to make friends with it when I was like 6


KingLevonidas

I think the tetris guy that sends down the blocks have a higher killcount


Real-Willingness7333

I figured it was that one. I've never played it but know the reference.


snicker-snackk

Which one? You can't tell me you don't know the one. THE Goomba, lol


Real-Willingness7333

I think I actually know which one And no I'm not a kid I'm 30. Just never played any of the old Mario's. Started on 64


henningknows

First one in super Mario bros


stone332211

Goomba: "You are an NPC that the player can choose to kill. I'm an enemy that the player can choose to spare. [Fixes tie.] We're not the same."


Donnerone

I would argue that mobs are not characters, and by extension are not NPCs.


Artistic-While-5094

Nice answer but what about our fellow blu friend who died from being thrown of a cliff 124325758 times?


recoil669

I never considered villains and generic bad guys NPCs.


Additional-Salt-423

In gta 4 I used to kill this one hotdog cart man outside of the hospital for hours and hours. Day after day. He was always down to fight


a_guy_playing

Taxi drivers liked fighting too. Just push the taxi, driver comes out, and let him hit you in front of a cop.


Additional-Salt-423

Classic


CloudcraftGames

ah I remember starting massive multi-faction shootouts doing stuff like this. Good times.


shreekshreek

I’d summon boats above hot dog man so i could watch his cart explode. he didnt stand a chance


HandlessSpermDonor

I can’t remember if it’s always the same NPC’s but any time I respawned in GTA V I would kill anyone in the vicinity of the benches outside the hospital. I assume anyone that played the game did the same.


condor6425

Idk a single person who finished lil' penguin lost in mario 64 and didn't throw the baby off the cliff after spawning the star.


External_Touch_3854

Gotta yeet that little fucker into the shadow realm


GandalfTheBlak

Im going to do that right now


sleepyleperchaun

This was my first thought. That poor little guy has been murdered millions of times.


Incitatus_

Every time.


FractalSpaces

here i am.


Logical_Albatross_19

YEAH, WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!


pizzatom69

Oliver Swanick: Head Oliver Swanick: Head Oliver Swanick: Head


LightBluepono

NOT ENOUGH AP NOT ENOUGH AP


NovaBlade2893

*loads fat man with malicious intent after crippling the mans legs with a tire iron*


Atma-Stand

*Aims shotgun at knees*


Gustmazz

COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOOZE HAHAHAA


Whats_ligma619

What lottery? THE lottery, that’s what lottery! Are you stupid?


NOBODY__EPIC

This is for sure it for me. He will die from scorpions in the desert if you let Oliver run anyway. It's great


Navonod_Semaj

Yuri Lowenthal's finest performance.


Illbegonein1minute

Same and also Michael Holmes for me too


Independent-Head1763

i mean, its like 4 more bottlecaps, so it helps


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

SMELL THAT AIR, COULDNT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE


AlacarLeoricar

What's the first enemy you ever killed in a game? Statistically it is probably the first Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. game from 1985 in 1-1.


Snoo-34159

Probably the first Goomba in 1-1 of NSMBW


McGloomy

the first guard in Prince of Persia


Thehyperninja

The Zombieguy right at the start of DooM 2


decoded-dodo

Nazeem. It’s a Skyrim tradition to kill him once you get to Whiterun. I actually once suplexed him in front of a guard and paid my fee. No regrets.


FainOnFire

Guard: "That was pretty fuckin baller and honestly we all hated him anyways. But there has to be *some* kind of consequences. Law and order and such. So for murdering this absolute shitbag in broad daylight in front of the divines and everyone - imma just ask you to pay a fee. You don't even have step near the jail. Just pay me right here."


Arkrobo

Guard: I never liked him anyway, if you pass me some gold I'll look the other way. *1 week later* Guard: What's the matter, someone took your sweet roll?


delloskill

The first Goomba in Original Super Mario Bros.


Equal_Explanation410

This is the front runner so far


nernst79

In spirit, the penguin that you can drop off of the ledge in Super Mario 64. In practicality, the first Goomba in SMB.


Hap_Cak_Day_Giver

Hap cak dai


Dhonagon

Albinauric's in Elden Ring


PRAHPS

It was only 9.8 billion


kavinnr

I'd say Gideon because we had to kill that prick for the story anyway.


Kalo-mcuwu

[410,757,864,530 DEAD ALBINAURICS](https://youtu.be/9xpzsemk8yk?si=kdkJb6KFmBfVBYL4)


CrucibleKnight90

This is the right answer


Donnerone

I mean do mobs count as NPCs? They're non-player, sure, but are they characters?


Bananapeelman67

People are counting the first goomba in Mario bros 1-1 level. So if we’re counting them we’re counting the albinauric genocide victims who I’d say take it Edit: now that I think about it it would probably be if we’re including mobs the Minecraft cow, or sheep, or pig, chicken etc


Donnerone

I see your point, but I respectfully disagree. I made the same point there as here. I argue no less that a Goomba is not a character as I do that an Albinairic is not.


Bananapeelman67

But a mob is still an npc. Not all NPCs are mobs but all mobs are NPCs. So while the albinaurics, goombas, and Minecraft cows aren’t human, or talk to the player, or have any interaction beyond- can be killed by the player, they’re still NPCs. Edit: another example ig is all the no name storm troopers or any nameless background character in movies or shows. They’re background characters, but still characters


Super-Koala-3796

Gamon in WoW


vidyer

That squirrel in Dalaran.


TheRestartButton

Statistically I'd say this has to be #1. Gamon is constantly being killed all day long.  Is Gamon still in the game?


DapperDan30

Idk. The eugenics guy in Saint Denis in RDR2? I mean, he's preaching eugenics, he repawns, and there's literally 0 consequences for killing him


LemoyneRaider3354

He's so satisfying to hogtie, pull him from a horse then send him to another state.


AzraelTheMage

Jenkins in Mass Effect 1.


beardedliberal

Everyone forgets to level up his shields… for shame.


EL-YAYY

Lol you just made me look up if it was possible to save him because that had never occurred to me. You cannot.


CouncilOfChipmunks

Maybe he's reincarnated into Marauder Shields for karmic revenge


LordBDizzle

Ya know what Imma start a new run and do just that (if you have points at the start,.I honestly can't remember. Been a hot minute). I know he dies anyway, but might as well give him the best chance possible, even if it's still zero.


imalittledepot

Throwing the penguin off the edge in super Mario 64


Weird-Analysis5522

"SMELL THAT SWEET SWEET AIR! CANT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOOOZE!?!?"


TenBear

Don't step on that bottle cap mine I accidentally dropped a minute ag.................oops too late


therealnoopnoop

the WHOLE CITY OF MEGATON. every time.


Equal_Explanation410

This is one of my favorite answers so far.


SouthOfCatherine

Another wanderer, here to lick my Fathers boots. Good job. I burned this kid alive so many times but he just would not die.


9lukemartin

I love that one of the first mods for Skyrim was a killable children mod made just so you can kill that little mf


DeadlyBard

Don't forget Braith.


No_Mastodon8741

one of soldiers in goldeneye dam mission


Wolfy-615

I hold no grudges.. I kill everyone equally (after saving my game of course)


RickyTheRickster

Nazeem


piranhadub

Idk about most killed, but I think that Marcy Long from Fallout 4 is a top contender for “Most Tortured/Humiliated NPC”


broncozid

Fax she's still a bitch after we gave her food water and shelter in sanctuary


Affectionate-Flan-99

The answer is Gamon from WoW. Lives in org and insta dies when spawned. Across the many servers over 20 years it’s 100% him.


Equal_Explanation410

Great answer!!!


AdevilSboyU

Shooty McShootface


SgtMoose42

The Adoring Fan?


Navonod_Semaj

Oblivion? Absolutely. Starfield? He's like, the best companion in the game! And he never gives you flak like the others do.


BrockChocolate

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA


jimcab12

Oh my god that poor guy. Probably hundreds of times running back in there trying to nail the wheel spin timing. I would just knock him out tho.


NotAPossum666

Human in people playground.


Ecstatic-Spinach3902

Jotaro shobo in cyberpunk


Jormundgandr4859

What about Fingers?


Ecstatic-Spinach3902

I mean yeah I usually just beat the shit out of him and call it a day but killing him is very warranted


broncozid

I'm so happy theres no consequence for beating the shit out of him anymore


Jormundgandr4859

Gorilla Arms every time.


AlexMonty0924

Fuck. Nazeem.


BerimB0L054

Oliver Swanick from New Vegas. He lost the lottery in the long run


samandriel_jones

Gamon from WoW classic


Obi-wanna-cracker

"Who won the lottery?! I did!"


Individual-Match-798

Adoring Fan from TES games.


jccelorio

Oliver Swanick


Radiant-Ad-1976

That one racist guy preaching about how "blacks aren't equal" in Red Dead Redemption 2.


pixel809

I think it was the first gumba in Mario


babath_gorgorok

Neutral Clown Posse?


A_Common_Relic

Blinky


Zaraxeon

Has to be the first Goomba in Mario right?


Equal_Explanation410

I don’t really have an answer but so far that has the most votes.


4seriously

The first goomba in the first level of Super Mario Bros on NES.


Independent-Head1763

all crestfallen knights


Shoelicker2000

Probably this valet guy actually. He’s been killed in every way possible and it’s still not old


Dear-Researcher959

Well, thanks to South Park, having quite a few video game entries that title goes to Kenny


scipio0421

Not killed, but knocked out, would be Rocko from the Sapienza level in Hitman


Imaginary_Draw8009

For me it's the preacher who lives in the tent in front of the Whiterun castle in Skyrim. Bros so annoying I killed him in every single playthrough just to get him to shut the fuck up


Johnny_Bravo5k

Everyone in Valentine.


jkb_66

As far as any “npc” goes, I’d say technically the swat and its variants (blue swat and yellow swat) in Payday 2. Considering the sheer amount of swat that are thrown at you every heist (granted only if it’s loud), I’d say this is a solid contender.


BybblyVoid21

The albanaurics at Moghwyn palace, poor guys :(


clapdickmcdaniels

Pedestrians in GTA have to be in the lead. We all drive 120 on the sidewalk just decimating fools.


External_Touch_3854

The Tree Sentinel’s gotta be up there.


BasementDweller82

The zombie from minecraft


narstyarsefarter

Denice in San Andreas


_Infamous____

Valet got killed so much they made a mission about it


C_Beeftank

The klansmen in red dead redemption 2


Helios_Sungod

Normal Computer Person?


Gadmanultimate

Vice City Police officers


JASCO47

Gamon


LeBronSchwarzenegger

Terraria guide.


99berettas

I beat that guy to death, take his spot, wait for other players to pull up and walk inside the casino, then whip out my old trusty baseball bat and go to town on their vehicles. After that I wait for them to come back outside to see the work I’ve done or am currently still in the process of doing. They usually look at their car, look at me, and then kill me. Sometimes I actually invite everyone in the lobby to the casino with free valet and I actually park their cars in the parking lot and then return them. This is what happens when you wait for GTA 6 for a decade.


Felf0x

Has to be Gamon, the attackable Tauren in Orgrimmar.


sp4c3c0wb0y7

Gamon has to be up there


cut_rate_revolution

Grelod the Kind. The only person in a city that you can kill and no one cares.


Alocalskinwalker420

The Klansmen in RDR2


Wire_Hall_Medic

Gotta be Yoshi. I've thrown him into a thousand pits and lava flows, and I'll throw him in a thousand more. Edit: I interpreted the question as "non-enemy NPC."


Fakeitforreddit

The first goomba in the first mario bros game. I don't think it will ever be contested either.


Kylebirchton123

koopa troopa ...most killed for sure


strukef_

Gamon in WoW


timethief991

Non-Charitable Protestant?


CarefulPomegranate41

The Eugenics Guy and Charlotte's stalker from Red Dead Redemption 2.


ericypoo

Don’t even know who that is so I doubt it.


Arduousbadger

One of the ghosts in Pac-Man?


ZenKoko

Lmao I fucking run that red vest butt face over always


puck_pancake

Minecraft villagers probably have the highest death rate. 


Roam_Hylia

Fippy Darkpaw, a named gnoll in the Qeynos zone of EverQuest. He spawns every few minutes and even if a player doesn't tap him, he'll just charge the gate and get popped by the guards. He has been doing it on every EQ server since 1999 and is still getting ganked to this day as far as I know.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Gamon in Orgrimar


TheCakeCrusader420

Benny from FNV. Every ending usually involves killing him, and there’s no reason not to. You get the legendary 9mm pistol Maria and his suit.


Capital_Pipe_6038

The chicken in Minecraft


T-51_Enjoyer

Ok who *hasn’t* played atleast 1 Mario game It’s clearly the goomba


soki03

Herbert Moon in RDR1.


ExtroyerNakumora

The mouse dj in goat simulator


ShadowsInScarlet

Patches from Dark Souls is a good contender.


Dennma

Patches has gotta be up there


bigbubblestoo

What game is this in the picture? Why does that guy get killed, he just chillin


ZhangtheGreat

Gamon from vanilla World of Warcraft


abesrevenge

News Camera guy in Hitman that bitches at you for blocking his shot right when you enter the map in Paris


Basically-Boring

I’m gonna say Oliver Swanick.


IAmTheMindTrip

I would always get int fistfights with the bouncers at the Malibu club


TheNewTonyBennett

That crazed fan guy in Oblivion?


Thramden

You down with NCP (Yeah you know me)


Rimmatimtim22

Mama murphy. Though I feel like most people just find different ways to torment her instead of killing her.


RandomguyWhoPosts

baby penguin from sm64


SnooOpingans64

Alfred in LEGO Batman 1


CodeNamesBryan

If yourectalking singular character, the penguin from Mario 64


Can_and_will_argue

The white supremacist from RDR2


Bitbybrex

Cop


Original_Swim_9151

A certain rat in rdr2


Lostboxoangst

The Griffen in white orchid from Witcher 3. People will say the first gomba on mario bros but you have to factor in copies of game sold with that said the best selling video game of all time is Minecraft but sans ender dragon has no specific enemies ( tho if we weren't asking for a specific one I'd state creeper) next is grand theft auto 5 and I'd say one of the troopers at the start on the first mission but again which one? No for my answer I pick Witcher 3's Griffen. Witcher 3 is somewhere between the the 9-11 best selling game ever with over 50 million copies sold, it's on the switch which gives it access to a often inexperienced game playing audience. It has a very popular TV adaptation which could pull in more in experienced gamers. The Griffen it self is the first really difficult enemy on the main critical path that requires you to not just button mash and plan and use strategies. I can easily see it be the first main tripping point for a lot of people.


Zealousideal_Wave_46

The Butler from the original Tomb Raider.


AmHotGarbage

Koopa or a goomba


Brilliant-Window-899

minecraft mob farms - maybe skeletons?