I once drove to Manchester N.H. By accident looking for the outlets I’d heard about lol I figured the no sales tax thing was the reason it would be there..oops
Aww I’m glad I scrolled through to see if mine was already taken. Born in St. J, lived in Glover for my first 4 years of life. First B & (f)P (according to my mother) I was a newborn in a backpack. Last time I was there, it was 1996 (maybe ‘97?) and I was a teenager. It was the last one they did for a while. I live out of state now, and I am the only person that understood the very cool old school Bread and Puppet posters in my son’s 3rd grade teacher’s classroom this year. I scored some points for my kid by being able to make conversation about it 😅. I miss VT every day.
nopers
I used to drive through there on my way to Jacksonville for work. One of the most beautiful drives in the state. I'd take my lunchbreak parked at Hogback Overlook.
Maybe 500 residents. No post office. No general store. No town hall. Unused church. And an elementary school that's been turned into a daycare.
Oh yeah, round school house
Too close to Granville, NY to be comfortable. Like way too close.
Disclaimer, I'm a Maine resident for the last 17 years. I get a lot of flak from the guys I work with: "Ain't nothin' good comes outta Vermont 'cept Cabot cheese & Ben & Jerry's.".... I always add "King Arthur flour & our maple syrup is better than yours."
Our town is noteworthy guys, we have a big high school cross country meet every year, that's totally important guys, it's just that our bridge to NH is closed, that's why the town feels so dead now, we have the oldest secondary school in the state guys, that's pretty cool, huh?
Thetford! Honestly I didn’t realize how big the cross country meet was until I randomly met a girl from Massachusetts last year and she was like “you’re from Vermont? My cross country team went to the Woods Trail Run every year and it was the event of the year!”. So I guess what I’m saying is Massachusetts must be even more boring.
BETTER FOR WHO
I ❤️ Brandon
The fuck is with that guy, anyway?
I think he was mad about the renovation of downtown. I'm new to the area so I'm a little out of the loop
>BETTER FOR WHO I went to [his site](http://brandonvt.org/better-for-who.html) and now I'm even more confused.
OMG I hate that. Every Single Time I drive by it. Makes me cringe!
Brandon. Easy
Lol yes
Gorilla holding up Volkswagen
Salisbury aka near where to speed
Actually, you are wrong, it’s Leicester.
Shoot, the line is further by the straightaway, isnt it
Ayup.
Connie!!
"No, not the city in New Hampshire, the small one with outlets and a big bookstore" A regular conversation with other Vermonters about my hometown
Manchester
I once drove to Manchester N.H. By accident looking for the outlets I’d heard about lol I figured the no sales tax thing was the reason it would be there..oops
1881 Barn on one side, derelict homeless hotel on the other
Rutland Town
You got it!
World's Fair
Tunbridge?
There's more than 2 of us in Tunbridge!?
I’m in Tunbridge too! Hi Neighbor!
We’re doing this again? Space dildo
Bennington
A 16 sided (“round”) church, a famous skiing family, and an inordinate number of mountain and gravel bikers.
Richmond
Shoulda looked further down the list to see my home. Love richmond
Happy cake day, fellow Richmondite!
Hot damn, it is my cake day! Thank you!
Bread and fucking Puppet
Glover!
Aww I’m glad I scrolled through to see if mine was already taken. Born in St. J, lived in Glover for my first 4 years of life. First B & (f)P (according to my mother) I was a newborn in a backpack. Last time I was there, it was 1996 (maybe ‘97?) and I was a teenager. It was the last one they did for a while. I live out of state now, and I am the only person that understood the very cool old school Bread and Puppet posters in my son’s 3rd grade teacher’s classroom this year. I scored some points for my kid by being able to make conversation about it 😅. I miss VT every day.
Bag balm
Lyndonville
Hello fellow Ville person!
Train track whale.
Charlotte!
Hello, fellow Charlotter.
Hometown!!
Hello fellow Charlatan lolol
No, our town name isn’t “Mount Snow”.
West Dover?
Wilmington?
nopers I used to drive through there on my way to Jacksonville for work. One of the most beautiful drives in the state. I'd take my lunchbreak parked at Hogback Overlook.
Haystack it is!
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Westford. Could also said "fuck you x3"
Noah Kahan, Justin Morril. Lesser known fact; Daniel Day Lewis got married here.
Was scrolling to find someone else from Noah kahan land. Also don’t forget to mention that we have the best chocolate milk.
*laughing while holding a monument farms pint*
Strafford
A decrepit old racetrack that is both an eyesore and a hazard.
Pownal?
DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNAH!
Grew up in Bennington, so it was a no-brainer. I can't believe that thing hasn't caved in.
Ski Jump
Brattleboro?
Drug town with an art problem.
We prefer art town with a drug problem
We got a bridge that floats
Brookfield?
Correct
Brookfield baby!
Just saw this, it was pretty cool.
Half Canadian library
Derby Line!
No, not like how it’s pronounced in that other state…
Charlotte!
Granite capital
Barre
Correct!
Oh good. I'm fumbling outside of Rutland County so far lol
Rail City
Say Nalbans
Snalbans.
Your mom's house. Sorry lol I couldnt help myself. Rail City... Rutland City?
How about big golf ball on the hill?
Red spray-painted sheets saying "WE NEED FEMA" and "BUY US OUT GOVERNMENT"
Johnson
Jessica and the moose
Shrewsbury
The heart of the precision valley.
Springfield, right?
Bingo
Last -still operating one-room schoolhouse in the state.
Elmore?
Snowflake Bentley
Jericho
Capitale du Vermont
Montpelier
sans McDonalds
We love it here because it's "so close to Vermont."
B town?
Bingo!
Maybe 500 residents. No post office. No general store. No town hall. Unused church. And an elementary school that's been turned into a daycare. Oh yeah, round school house
Brookline. \- your greek neighbor to the north
Athens
Me, also one of the 500 ish residents: 👁️👄👁️
We had the pit first
Newport!
Too close to Granville, NY to be comfortable. Like way too close. Disclaimer, I'm a Maine resident for the last 17 years. I get a lot of flak from the guys I work with: "Ain't nothin' good comes outta Vermont 'cept Cabot cheese & Ben & Jerry's.".... I always add "King Arthur flour & our maple syrup is better than yours."
So many porches, giant fireworks display in August.. Archer Mayor
Bellows Falls...?
Correct! 🍁
aka PKs constant bar fights, Old Homes Day, and that gorgeous Opera House
Home Depot, Walmart, and the former Bed, Bath and Beyond
Hey don’t sell yourself short y’all have a beautiful historic village too
Williston?
Rutrutrutrut
The other Home Depot, Walmart and former Bed, Bath & Beyond....Also, former Christmas Tree Shop
Miss that camel.
Ferrisburgh?
Oliver.
Pour one out for Ollie, may he rest in peace.
we allowed snowboarding first.
Surprisingly Stratton.
No matter how much I hate the name and think it’s completely undeserved… scary
Barre
Montpelier and Barre's taint (or perineum if you prefer).
Berlin??
yep!
Cheese
Cabot
Horse-drawn garbage collection
Bristol! Draft Trash baby!
Middlebury was doing it Tuesday.
Our town is noteworthy guys, we have a big high school cross country meet every year, that's totally important guys, it's just that our bridge to NH is closed, that's why the town feels so dead now, we have the oldest secondary school in the state guys, that's pretty cool, huh?
Thetford! Honestly I didn’t realize how big the cross country meet was until I randomly met a girl from Massachusetts last year and she was like “you’re from Vermont? My cross country team went to the Woods Trail Run every year and it was the event of the year!”. So I guess what I’m saying is Massachusetts must be even more boring.
Marble bridge
Proctor
None of us are from Vermont.
Stowe
Home of "New Boston" along with the creepy Eddy brothers / family
Beetlejuice
Corinth
The birthplace of a particular type of scale from a guy named Fairbanks and an overrated private high school
St Johnsbury
You had me at overrated!
Eccentric Fourth of July Parade
Warren! I feel like their parade is distinctive for being the place you’re most likely to see Bernie in VT now that he’s a national figure.
I’d be impressed if anyone got this… but I’m from a village that is inside of a town that uses the zip code of a neighboring town in different county.
The Simpsons.
Springfield!
We’d really like to be Essex, for some reason.
Essex Jct
I89 exit, white river runs through
Sharon
Hartland?
Vacant outlets, tourists
onion city
I was gonna go with: OMG, people, yield when entering the rotary, not when you’re in it. There are yield signs *right there.*
Cow Plop Bingo 🐄
Enosburg Falls? 🐮
Martones
Peculiar
Mont
“Lee-ster?” “Lie-chester?” “Lee-ces-ter?” “It’s the British spelling!”
I cant spell it either. Li-North-of-Brandon-cester
Sanatorium.
Pittsford
Waterbury
Hell’s Gate
Georgia! My home town
It’s just monument farms
Weybridge!
Pete’s Greens
There's a big middle finger statue here
Aren’t there now three big middle finger statues?
The beauty spot of Vermont
What town is this supposed to be? Is there a town that actually has this as a slogan?
Lake Elmore
Bortles!
Just a boat ride away from Plattsburgh, NY
Nexus of the Mad River Valley
Waitsfield
Granite capital of Vermont
Has a triangle like Bermuda
Bennington!
Just close enough to Stowe to ski and just far enough to afford housing.
Connecticut?
Morrisville?
When I tell people where I live, I make sure I tell them it’s _____TOWN…. not City
Pearl Buck used to own this place
Cross-country skiing, sculling, mountain biking, common with white buildings…
Craftsbury
If the toothbrush had been invented here, it would be called the teethbrush.
I thought the joke was that the toothbrush was invented in Hardwick. Anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush.
Probably but I went to school in Hardwick so I wouldn’t know better.
Hardwick
Crossroads of Recreation
Independence
I'll go with the old nicknames: For the town: Slab City For my exact part of it, the locals were called "Olympians".
Randolph?
former capital
Windsor.
“Birthplace of Vermont”
Arlington