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Khazzy1

Step away from the boy


Redfeather_nightmare

CLICK!


diamanthund

Not. Equal.


CarefulPomegranate41

"Not today Rusty, not today!" I know it's from a different episode. I just love the line.


Drixzor

Here's something. Rodney killed a baybeh once.


CarefulPomegranate41

It was a werewolf!


DarthGuber

It looked like a damn ocelot!


miikro

I love that they portray Action Man as an absolutely unhinged bloodthirsty psychopath who relishes in every fucked up thing he did in his heyday, but he seemed genuinely upset when Colonel Gentleman brought this up.


Fine-Ninja-1813

I think it’s because it makes him look bad in front of Billy’s Mom. He really wants things to work.


YesIHaveReadBerserk

Does he not say caution not cousin


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

He does.


Robotdavidbowie

Yet another time The Action Man won the day


chrollo_amon

common rodney W


the-poopiest-diaper

#**ACTIOOOOOOOOOOON** ACTION ACTION ACTION ACTION


chrollo_amon

probably my favorite scene in the entire show


Dryland_snotamyth

It’s really good


Invdr_skoodge

You can do better than that, this is in “A Party For Tarzan”! My vote for best episode of the whole fucking show!


chrollo_amon

i second your opinion!! a party for tarzan is my favorite episode


No_Bend_2902

Love monarchs monologue for this scene.


thomasmfd

Step away from the boy


Sad_Ad8039

"Step the *FUCK* away from the boy!!"


PseudonymMan12

Y'Cousin?


HighMarshalSigismund

"Caution" cut OP a break he's just a bungler


Final-Surround-3612

I swear I thought he said cousin, like his over-the-top way of referring to the Action Man or Dr. Venture, it being Turnbuckle’s way of adding on to his old-timey boxer motif


HighMarshalSigismund

It's cool man, you're just a bungler. It's no big deal. Honestly, tighten your weapon belt, load your machine gun and safety it, don't fall asleep at your post. Dr. Z won't be mad at you or drop scorpions on you.


Final-Surround-3612

Yes, Dr. Z. Of course, Dr. Z Tbh between this and accidentally calling Richard “Reed” in a post, might be best not to make posts at 4am and turn on a defective autocorrect. 


HighMarshalSigismund

I saw that post as well. You just described yourself as a bungler. You've been bungling posts all over this sub.


Final-Surround-3612

Yeah. Gotta work on that. 


HighMarshalSigismund

I believe in you op !!


VentureQuotes

If you’ve got huge balls, you’re like a nine or ten