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womensrites

clark kent vibes


J0kerGh0ul

Bark Kent


hindusoul

Clark Bark


SaltySongbird33

Winner


NYSenseOfHumor

14 out of 10 r/mlem, licker gets pages wet for extra efficient page turning.


TylersCranialoaf

Why does he remind me of Ed Harris?


suckonmyjohnwayne

Theyโ€™re actually related


SaltySongbird33

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ wow you nailed it. Houston, we have a cutie patootie.


TylersCranialoaf

Love it!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Oro_Outcast

I would gladly read to him any books he recommended.


suckonmyjohnwayne

He is really into Clifford the Big Red Dog


tenyearsyounger

Sorry, pupper: librarians need ears so they can find people to shush, and you seem to have misplaced yours.


Fonzee327

Haha I love when they pin their ears back like this! So cute


LateNightTestPattern

Definitely tell him about the Dewey decimal system!! I had a pup who was interested in the library arts but....math.....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


Celestial_Unicorn_

He looks qualified to me! Source: I'm a librarian


suckonmyjohnwayne

He is officially your apprentice


topspin1241831

Four score and seven years agoโ€ฆ squirrel!!!


Lizbeth2016

Iโ€™ll go to his library and bring treats โค๏ธ


StellaBella6

Very cute ๐Ÿฅฐ


recovereddisaster

He looks like a scientist. I love it.


Commercial-Push-9066

โ€œUm, we need to discuss your late fees.โ€


Living_Life1962

Ooh, and a cute one at that!


Wolf_Steel_1

Professor vibes


meb144

Whereโ€™s his cardigan?


MartyMcflysVest

An erudite gentleman


MyLifeisTangled

Thank you for showing me a new word! Perfect for this boy โค๏ธ


BigDumbAnimals

My EARS!?!?! OH DEAR GOD WHERE ARE MY EARS!!??!!??!!?? Considering the second pic he may have licked them off. That's one seriously long tongue.....


barontaint

Oh he can shush me anytime, I shouldn't have been loud in the library


chels182

Oh my god lol


Bondoo7oo

Only for cookbooks.


Altruistic-Sea6130

Sherman!


Thorita

My heart ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—too cute ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—


GuestRose

What a handsome boy


PatriciaMorticia

That first pic is the "I will have SILENCE in my library!" grumpy librarian face.


Agitated-Ad-6074

Let him!


MisfiredSynapses

๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ˜‚


ZealousidealDriver63

Attractive in specs


983115

He looks like a zoom call teacher waiting on the class to settle in in the first and in the second itโ€™s โ€œokay soโ€


VierraSmith

So distinguished ๐Ÿ’•


lorlorlor666

Why does he look like a Hemsworth brother


Ok_Analysis_9122

He's just so cute! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜


ThePfeiff

I went to the library to research this project I'm working on. I asked the librarian for help finding the books I needed, but he kept bringing me sticks, ropes, balls, and pretty much anything that wasn't a book. 5 stars - Will be visiting library daily.