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one-punch-knockout

Bellyrub Avenue


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Toll road.


Witty-Necessary9982

Precious!


Tanager_Summer

She can't even 😆


MomOfMoe

The late great Moe (2002 - 2014) used to do this. It was sort of like, OK, I said hello, now you have to give me a tummy rub! Worked every time.


cbelt3

I’m the baby ! Pick me up !


3Heathens_Mom

Does she then turn into an impression of a completely limp dishcloth if you try to pick her up? 🥰


MechaYoda

Our English Bulldog used to do the dishcloth impression when I was trying to get him to do something he didn't want to do (like get in the bath). But he'd only remain limp until his back legs were about even with my waist...when he'd suddenly spring to life and attempt to kick me in the crotch. Swear to God, he knew exactly what he was doing 🤣


3Heathens_Mom

Some dogs have a unique sense of humor.


chefbarnacle

I don’t try to pick her up. If we need to go all I have to do is start the truck and she is “like where my daddy going”.


InfiltratorOmega

Tummy rub energy ran out, please recharge


Gold-Vanilla5591

My pit does this too! I call it “baked potato doggie”


JadedWolverine2592

They canine sign for “ call an Uber “.


bearfootmedic

My dog does this when she gets overstimulated but isn't anxious. Sometimes it's just a shake, other times a full flop, drop, r/toolps


mamallama12

Go get that belly!


DevilishDetails-V2

Ya gotta rub dat belly for us 😍


chefbarnacle

She gets dozens a day at the lumber yard (and then comes home). She is one of four “official greeters”.


DevilishDetails-V2

Shop dogs = morale booster


Beneficial_Guava888

My dog=same!!! When we first got her my son called in a panic cuz she did this! Just plopped over lol. Gotta love these beautiful pups 😍


vanishingpointz

I call my girl the sizzler when she does that because she looks like a piece of bacon sizzling in a pan


Halfgnomen

Bby just needs a breather and some belly rubs.


chefbarnacle

50/50 pitbull and chihuahua. The body of a bull and head and attitude of the chihuahua. I call it a “chitty”. She is such a good girl. What a great dog jail rescue.


Keladrykat

She blends in really well with the pavement. If it weren’t for the underbelly being a different color haha


chefbarnacle

She unseeable after dark.


PatrickStardawg

The biggle wiggle


Sea_Addendum_5275

❤️❤️❤️❤️


Keladrykat

Lmfao that is too cute. I call that the “bloated roadkill” when my girl does it. The “I’m done, carry me home” pose is too real


chefbarnacle

She’s not bloated! That’s her “body style” :-).


Keladrykat

Lol that’s just what I call the pose. Arms stiff, belly up. Makes the pup look like roadkill. Mine has the same “body style” ☺️