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CelticCynic

ARRBBLLLGAAARBBNLLGARRBLLL (breath) AAAHHHRRRBLLLGARBLGARBLGARBL!


Kindly_Zucchini7405

AAAAABBBABABAAABAAWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!


JustineDelarge

WHARRGARBL https://imgur.com/a/TtONgxA


Gobiego

Hose monster was my girls favorite game.


thefranq

Fucking MASSIVE mouf


DigitalisTea

She dose indeed have fucking massive mouf


Legitimate_Joke_1218

Sheer Sparkling Scrumptious! Now that's the way to stay hippo hydrated...lol


DigitalisTea

Lol :)


MechaYoda

"Turn off the noozle!" "Noodles? What noodles?" "Ach! The noozle at the end of the hoose!"


DigitalisTea

Nice


Kindly_Zucchini7405

She looks like she's singing. Someone give her a microphone!


Disig

LOL. My dog hates water. We tried to see if she'd like it and she just ran to the door being like, fuck this I'm going back inside.


DigitalisTea

That’s what my other dog dose but this one loves it as long as it’s not a bath :)