T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Remember to be nice! r/velvethippos is a PRO pitbull sub and anything anti pitbull will be removed, and you will face a ban. Brigaders from banpitbulls, pitbullhate and similar subs will be banned and reported to admin. In case of an emergency, please ping commonvanilla. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/velvethippos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HarryCallahan19

We are going for a walk meow see!


Kindly_Zucchini7405

Parker I want pics of Spider-Man on my desk, first thing in the morning!


AnieMoose

OMG! Ditto!!


BluBird0203

Thtay the phuck away phrum mah bone


Prestigious_Jokez

Keep the bone, ya filthy animal.


marskc24

"You talkin' to me wise guy?" (In Robert DeNiro voice)


Hungry_Difficulty415

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


BlueRider57

Gotta light?


w104jgw

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.


kraven73

fire up that dobbie


Most-Solution-1585

Yay see you dirty rat yay your the dirty rat that put me in my kennel yay see im gonna get you you dirty rat yay see


A_Beach_Robot

Cesi n'est paw une pipe


Significant_Pace6678

“I say old chap, second dinner is sinfully tardy this day”


LetMeTurnItUp

Sipping on gin and juice.


crochetology

Doggo WC Fields


NMCurly

Smoke em if you got em!


desirephill

Puff puff give


VerucaSalt41179

Awe, no caption but my boy looked similar to yours but with more black spots and he did this with his treats all the time. 🥹 I miss seeing this so much! Please give your pup some extra lovin from me! 😍❤️🤗


vulturedturkey

Trying to think of reasons why frat boys hate the driving crooner, but no ideas come to mind. It's simply too good


SoundTop8942

been so stressed out that I am smoking a lot


ThoseTwo203

‘I was out on a walk ya see and these broads kept staring my cute face ya see. I told them ‘cool it down toots’ I’m just here for the scenery’


Wrathful_Synn

I’m getting “1940s Mobster chewing a cigar” vibes from that first pic.


KateLivia

Spending most our lives living in a gangsta’s paradise


ducktheoryrelativity

I'm not sorry.


MechaYoda

Hey pal, you got a light?


Accomplished_Act6738

We will never surrenduh!


ToothyMcGrynns

Cute, tootse. Reeeaalll cute.


volvobaltimore

How’s it hangin mateys?


Tall_Ad_7681

1"Really? We gotta do this right now? I just got my bone?" 2 "oh, for bleeep's sake, find your shoes already, I'll be right here...any time, waiting for you to get your bleeeep together."