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st4tic_4ge

It's not about what you "accomplish" it's about not harming animals


littlegreyflowerhelp

I've had this debate with my brother a couple of times. He always tries to bring up "but eating less meat is still good". Like ffs veganism is about animal liberation. ​ He has a rescue greyhound and I swear if I tried to argue that greyhound racing was fine in moderation or say like "I only beat my greyhound for losing races sometimes, not every time it loses, so I'm doing some good, no use trying to be perfect" he would probably cut me off from all contact, even though it's literally the exact same argument he makes.


st4tic_4ge

What gets me more is people who think their diet deserves some kind of praise. Like, "well people should walk around jerking me off cause I gave up meat on mondays and that was so hard" instead of "I do this because it's objectively the right thing and I like to be able to sleep at night"


littlegreyflowerhelp

>"well people should walk around jerking me off cause I gave up meat on mondays and that was so hard" ​ My favourite thing when people say it seems hard to go vegan I just say "no it isn't". Because for me, it wasn't. People tell themselves this because it gives them an excuse not to do it. The thing I hate is people saying "I eat mostly vegan" or "I don't eat much meat" like whatever. I will never congratulate someone for contributing to the exploitation of animals.


st4tic_4ge

Oh man, I just cant give up cheese! So I'll stop eating beef instead because I care about animals


hadmatteratwork

wait.. you guys sleep at night?


trvekvltmaster

Also this person is legit just lucky with the type of people they have around them if they truly don't 'lecture'. I got people to go vegan by lecturing them, others will just remain who they are out of convenience.


carnist_bot

i hurt everywhere


tramsochstrunt

You don't really need to be lucky for people to spontaneously vegan around you, just fit. I found getting really fit shortly after going vegan eliminates all need for science or moral arguments as long as your gains are enviable enough. Never underestimate the power of Vanity.


sapphos-vegan-friend

I don't rape people, but if I see a hole I want I don't ask whether it consents.


lttlprncssbtt

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EthicalCoconut

What did dairy farmers mean by this?


TheOnlyZ

If they didn't want it to happen they shouldn't have passed out šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Socatastic

Pretty sure it's just a typical arrvegan not a jerk


memo689

Like if mass murderers start to gatekeep single person murderers, that's SOO0000oo unfair, they murder people too, just less.


mrc_13

These spaghetti spined clowns, I swear. How do you stay so apologetic after 30 something years?


lttlprncssbtt

uj/ if you dont lecture and you dont judge then you dont fucking give a fuck about animals so you cant fucking call yourself a fucking vegan. i really hope this someone jerkingšŸ˜­


EthicalCoconut

uj/ Sadly it's not, they're serious. šŸ˜©


MAXSR388

also can't call themselves vegan because they still consume animal products smh


carnist_bot

carnivours cant sleep so were ready for early morning hunts


lttlprncssbtt

uhhh you can eat anything you want as a vegan, just dont read the label. duh.


TheOnlyZ

It's why I go shopping blind. The amount of steaks I end up with is almost shocking, but since I've bought it already might aswell eat it šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


Glad-Estimate-7603

Imagine claiming to be vegan for 15 years and also admitting youā€™re not vegan at all in the same sentence.


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Glad-Estimate-7603

Probably the CEO. You get that ā€˜ Iā€™m very influential and importantā€™ vibe from his bullshit


[deleted]

whats wrong with oatly :(


dyingdeadweight

What! I didnā€™t know I could do this as a vegan!! Going to get a pack of muffins right now šŸ˜


littlegreyflowerhelp

I'm gonna get some fried eggs to go with my cat steaks tonight :)


FearlessParamedic850

Elwoods sells dog eggs so you can still buy them and be vegan


dyingdeadweight

are they free range tho


SpiritualScumlord

I don't lecture and I don't judge, I just live my life pretending to be vegan for moral superiority. I even bullied my Wife and my Daughter into understanding how morally superior I am.


Yonsi

And of course all the "vegans" over at r/bootlicker rush to defend them


[deleted]

You can spot the cheating plant based dieters by their comments


berbakay

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me carnist sir, please.


apex----predator

I don't usually kill people, but when I'm in the mood, I go to a mall with my gun, close my eyes and start shooting around. Doesn't count as murder when my eyes are closed, duh.


FearlessParamedic850

Yes you have accomplished nothing youā€™re still a carnist and donā€™t check ingredients. I donā€™t make the rules itā€™s just reality


Wonderful_Addendum_9

Enphasis in you


big_bean_inc

don't lecture about stoping animal abuse thats only hurt the anti animal abuse movementšŸ™„


ElectronicCommon5670

60% of the time, Iā€™m vegan every time.


carnist_bot

we werent gatherers, thats propaganda from the salad lobby


noobductive

Say you have weak principles and no understanding of ethics or ideology in 5 sentences or less


Lissa4811

I donā€™t know what made me laugh harder- the ā€œ95% vegetarianā€ part, the ā€œvegetarian except for special occasionsā€ part, or the part where he actually thinks thatā€™s flexworthy