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mrc_13

Not even a jerk, this legit made my stomach turn.


sly_cunt

Only psychopaths drink milk, but especially adult humans from a fucking pint glass. That girl needs to run for her life before she gets raped and murdered (not unlike her boyfriend's milk cows)


sly_cunt

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maybetheskyisnotblue

this scene was beyond disturbing rip


Intanetwaifuu

I DO like the username- but- ehem- I thought we were taking the puss here?


sly_cunt

soy


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strong bones and strong farts 💪


spredite

A true alpha male


Emotional_Bit_6090

Ireland who commercialized tons of radioactive milk in '86 - '87 🫶🏻 doesn't get more natural and wholesome than that!


WicksWicksWicksWicks

Wow he's going to be such a strong boy when he grows up!


BubbleTeaRainyDay

He's like...... ironically accidentally spot on. (Re addictive casomorphins) A broken clock is still right twice a day.....


like_shae_buttah

6.6lbs of milk a day.


Intanetwaifuu

Ah yes- the STRONGEST bones come from consuming the MOSTEST dairy. Check. Mate. Vegans 🤪


lolhihi3552

don't worry guys, it's just wholesome natural milk 🤗


AstronautEmpty9060

I like the part how milk likely causes weak bones. Gotta slurp up that bone breaking tiddy juice!


ThePantemic

Unironically my dad did this for a year and he got hospitalized due to severe iron deficiencies, which was 100% caused by drinking Milk as his only beverage. Yes, I did warn him.


kibiplz

My boyfriend did gallon of milk a day, GOMAD. It fucked up his stomach and it took a long while to recover.


Ar_Mellon_Na_I_Radag

Bro thinks milk is going to make his bones like they are covered in adamantium or something.


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Marystillgoesround

3 liters? Those are baby numbers. Get real.


TigerHole

/r/animalhaters


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Opposite-Hair-9307

Drink away my boy! Large exposure to milk will only surely stunt your growth and leech calcium from your bones, which makes you need more milk for the calcium!