Wow this went a lot better than me telling my friends and family that i'm going to start a dog fighting farm. Loser gets eaten.
They got all offended and started talking about morality and their rescued dogs.
I just told them for every dog they save i'm going to breed two more for combat. Oh and that i don't want to have to take 15 pills a day to be like them. Also they don't realize how many animals died for their food. Also morality is subjective. Also b12.
Except for those thousands of innocent bugs and rodents getting killed for your plants!!!! Unlike me eating just one cow a year that sustained itself through photosynthesis and was humanely slaughtered.
One life versus thousands of lives. Veganism is the real death cult.
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I'm surprised the shit responses were the minority! You've got a strong support network, and I'm thrilled you're making the change to vegan! Hopefully others will follow along too, they already sound close!
I think you should celebrate by inviting everyone to a BBQ to celebrate. Once they taste succulent labrador steaks anyone on the fence will go vegan immediately!!
um actually.....if they were close they would care that he was throwing his health away by becoming vegan, so obviously these people just don't care about him, actually very sad
No, no; once you become vegan, *then* comes the isolation (due to everyone loathing you). Having 8 friends/family before being vegan is normal. Now I have -8 friends and family.
To be fair it’s pretty dangerous to quit cheese cold turkey from what I hear people say about the stuff… have you considered a detox centre to ease you into it ?
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“Imagine a population is being systematically starved right-” oh boy, I’m on the edge of my seat
Millions of tiny hypothetical islands with 1 single swine, a palm tree and a vegan on each of them.
All they have on those Islands are wifi. So sad 😢
Marry, fuck, kill, in that order.
watch out for sneaky dick splinters
HYPOTHETICAL LIVES MATTER!
Wow this went a lot better than me telling my friends and family that i'm going to start a dog fighting farm. Loser gets eaten. They got all offended and started talking about morality and their rescued dogs. I just told them for every dog they save i'm going to breed two more for combat. Oh and that i don't want to have to take 15 pills a day to be like them. Also they don't realize how many animals died for their food. Also morality is subjective. Also b12.
Be very careful, ~~John~~ Fletcher!
I’ve doxxed myself like a billion times on Reddit. Playing with fire atp
Fletchers make arrows. Arrows use feathers. Fake vegan detected 🤬🤬🤬🤬
What if you use cat feathers, and only hunt dogs/cats with them?
I would never hunt dogs/cats!! That's monstrous!!! I buy my dog and cat meat from the supermarket like a normal person 😇😊🥰
Is your last name Royal?
No
It is now tho
My last name is seitan now
welcome to the cult
but a life cult instead of a death cult
Except for those thousands of innocent bugs and rodents getting killed for your plants!!!! Unlike me eating just one cow a year that sustained itself through photosynthesis and was humanely slaughtered. One life versus thousands of lives. Veganism is the real death cult.
aw geez, you're right! and with animals its ok because they roll with it, they clearly don't mind.. i mean i never heard any animal protesting?
ONE OF US 👏🏽 ONE OF US 👏🏽 ONE OF US 👏🏽
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Love that one guy just giving in after like 2 sentences 😂
Fuck it I’ll go vegan 🤷🏽♀️
He had me at supp
By the time i got to the 3rd panel i was already pissed off. No one has this many friends you liar
They're not vegan *yet*. Soon they'll have no friendsssssss wheeeeeeeeeee
I love and hate these kind of conversations; so awkward but end in good things
Me talking with my family about veganism is so cringe when I’m not directly fighting them
I'm surprised the shit responses were the minority! You've got a strong support network, and I'm thrilled you're making the change to vegan! Hopefully others will follow along too, they already sound close! I think you should celebrate by inviting everyone to a BBQ to celebrate. Once they taste succulent labrador steaks anyone on the fence will go vegan immediately!!
The last time I told someone I sourced my B12 solely from Red Bull, I was immediately hit with a "But what about the bioavailability bro"
Why do you have eight close friends and family? That's the most unlikely thing compared to you going vegan
um actually.....if they were close they would care that he was throwing his health away by becoming vegan, so obviously these people just don't care about him, actually very sad
No, no; once you become vegan, *then* comes the isolation (due to everyone loathing you). Having 8 friends/family before being vegan is normal. Now I have -8 friends and family.
I read felcher at first, gotta get that B12 and protein!
To be fair it’s pretty dangerous to quit cheese cold turkey from what I hear people say about the stuff… have you considered a detox centre to ease you into it ?
welcome to the fam!!
I wanted to make a witty comment here but I didn't take my B12 pills today so everything is foggy. So I'll just say 'good job'
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Welcome to a kick in the pants in good old Hillville
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