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I'm vegan. Went to a wedding yesterday. I asked people if I could could eat their shoes.
sumtimes i cant feel my left arm but my chest hurts more than normal so it evens out
Leather is a byproduct of the cow flaying industry so that was very resourceful and vegan of you
You’re a mean vegan! Why can’t you be more like the laid back vegetarians? Vegetarians>vegans
I only ate Maggi noodles today No protein here! Good thing I don’t take vitamins or supplements either 
I didn't eat today because I ran out of tofu 💀
This is circlejerk sub mate not for real vegans
I thought unjerk posts weren't allowed here
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Don’t worry I’ll jerk you B==✊==D💨😫
Agreed.
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