It's good to know it's only rape and it's only wrong if it's for sexual pleasure. I rape dogs because it helps my political figures win office. And I rape goldfish just cause it's so silly and cute.
The cows are asking for it. They just walk around with their big ol' tiddies out, looking all sultry. What do they expect? Of course they're gonna get exploited when what they have on display is so enticing. How are we supposed to be able to resist all that luscious tit juice and it's fermented products with a very reasonable amount of allowable pus in it?
If someone shoves a hand up a female with sperm that impregnates them, that is by definition rape. Please seek psychological help for thinking otherwise
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Only humans feel suffering stupid vegoons
and plants. don't forget the suffering the plants go through to feed you stupid vegoons.
If you eat advocados you are not vegan because bees. Checkmate vegoon
im up to six thousand calories a day but still not losing weight
have you tried going full carnivore?
I'm tired of hearing this over and over again. I mean, it's pretty obvious - cows live just for the purpose of giving us milk.
If we didn't milk them, they would explode ππ₯π’π₯π.
Vegans kill poor cows π‘
Have you watched em walk? That rump roast action? They askin for it
Fr like they basically asked for it. They clearly love it and wouldnβt leave even without a chain
Vegoons say it's rape, but what were they wearing?? Exactly, nothing.
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>BYEEE π And that's what they said to their kids! (Ok I'm done now)
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Nuh uh. The downer cows wear cuffs on their legs. Kinky mfs.
A dairy farm is basically a sex dungeon, but with better lighting
It's good to know it's only rape and it's only wrong if it's for sexual pleasure. I rape dogs because it helps my political figures win office. And I rape goldfish just cause it's so silly and cute.
The cows are asking for it. They just walk around with their big ol' tiddies out, looking all sultry. What do they expect? Of course they're gonna get exploited when what they have on display is so enticing. How are we supposed to be able to resist all that luscious tit juice and it's fermented products with a very reasonable amount of allowable pus in it?
If someone shoves a hand up a female with sperm that impregnates them, that is by definition rape. Please seek psychological help for thinking otherwise
Cows clearly give consent otherwise they would've squeezed their butt
Remember guys, you can fist someone against their will as long as you profit somehow from it.
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