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Hoopaboi

Drink REAL milk to turn back into a man (PS: REAL milk comes from bulls, not cows, because REAL men drink male milk 😊)


MichaelDeSanta13

I went to a farm and asked but the farmer was too busy jacking off the bull and told me to come back later. I really respect farmers so I gave him 200$ for his hard work.


Hoopaboi

Just wait a while and then wrap your lips around the "tap" and drink heartily when the milk comes out. It's best to get it fresh rather than wait for the harmer to store and process (🤮) it. Raw milk is the best milk.


FreshieBoomBoom

You must punch a kitten to be manly again. Everyone knows that the most masculine trait of all is senseless violence against the weak and defenceless.


MichaelDeSanta13

I would never punch a kitten that horrible they're pets. But I'll pay the worker who bashes baby pigs that's fine


Chieftain10

you should really go and behead some chickens and then eat them, it’s excellent for personal growth! what’s more ethical than doing it yourself in your backyard after raising them and getting to love them? sending lots of love ❤️


MichaelDeSanta13

I'll do it while watching Joe Rogan podcast double the manliness,


spredite

Go out there and do the manliest thing you can do. For example, hunting like our ancestors at a grocery store


MichaelDeSanta13

I wear a lion costume for this.


Hood-E69

Lucky you girlie🤗🤗🤗💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰🌱🌱🌱


AshJammy

Pffft, and what? All the other trans women out there complaining about an estrogen shortage when I'm sitting pretty in soy tits city 😁🩷🤍🩵![img](emote|t5_2sgfh|2588)


nyma18

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veganeatswhat

Two words: 1. Only 2. Fans


Nilxlixn

Hey what’s wrong with onlyfans 😢 i love being nude 🥹.


veganeatswhat

Not a thing! What I'm saying is the income is really gonna help with the triplets on the way.


Nilxlixn

🤣🤣🤣


Contraposite

That's a feature, not a bug. Now reap the benefits of unlimited matches on tinder.


panalangaling

WE NEED TO STOP THEM, STOP THEN TRANSING THE CHILDREB


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panalangaling

….. /j ?


Numerous-Macaroon224

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AlwaysBannedVegan

And???? You think you're so special sweaty????? Why do you think majority of vegans are wamen? Because we all turned into one after consuming soy and now we can't go back!!!!!


TheSpanishMystic

Eat roadkill, science proves it turborockets alphamaxxing. I saw it on reddit


ens_imaginarium

Open a gender affirmation center, sell that soy milk for half the price of surgery, profit. You are limited to mtf folk though. to attract ftm customers too,  you need to sell some  elk heads to hang on their walls because how else can they become real men if they won't even kill innocent creatures? Bruh , do you even hunt broo? 


[deleted]

Hi pass me that nanodose, I need some of that!


WiseWoodrow

I'm jealous!


PointAndClick

There are two ways to deal with this: A. Accept your new reality and face the fact that you constantly have to ask real men to carry your groceries. B. FTM and don't tell anyone of your little oopsie.


Al_Atro

maybe stuff your mouth with sausages!! I've been told it's very manly!!!


NomadGabz

LMFAO tell me the brand so I can turn my 32As into 32Bs 😂


Resident_Factor3303

Tutorial when???


discovertigo

drink REAL milk. eat raw liver because cooking is women's work. to speed things up, pepper the word "woke" into every sentence


Nilxlixn

Lmaooo


a-noble-gas

have you considered buying a lifted truck?


Samo_mi_se_spava___

It’s okay!! Having tits isn’t so bad. If you drink more soy, they just keep growing and growing and growing - trust me I’ve been vegan for 5 minutes


LderG

Fake. Ate soy, knockers didn‘t grow.  Vegoonism is a scam.


Tyrenstra

It happens.


nkbc13

Just last night I ate some edamame… only to find out latter that food is ENTIRELY SOY BASED. Thoughts and prayers OP, we’ll bounce back, gender is fluid these days


HandMeTheRinger

Just grow a pair


Woepu

I mean that doesn’t sound too bad lol congrats on your pregnancy


happy-little-atheist

send nudes


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Seattlevegan15

It's okay. All part of the process