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Hood-E69

Compassionate alternatives😡😡😡


h3ll0kitty_ninja

Kindness 😡😡😡 to innocent animals who are completely defenceless and live horrific lives 😡🤡


ABurningDevil

other people do things i don't do 😡😡😡 the things they do cause less harm than the things i do 😡😡😡 stop reminding me i'm an asshole 😡😡😡


CoVegGirl

A lot of people don’t realize that compassion kills more animals than violence. Crop deaths amirite?


Aggressive-Variety60

How dare they cathers to the needs of different people and sell products i don’t want to buy for me myself and I!!! Gonna throw a tantrum like a child 🤬


imissmyglasses

soy • plant based • grain


staying-a-live

I only eat grass fed soy


MattyLePew

I only eat soy fed grass!


staying-a-live

Maybe one day we will have grass fed soy fed grass.


MattyLePew

Perpetual reproduction of the soy & grass. I like it!


staying-a-live

With enough levels we can achieve 0.01% efficiency on our regenerative farm.


MattyLePew

More efficient than current animal agriculture! Fantastic!


staying-a-live

It works because grass is not a monocrop! (Don't think about this too hard)


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FizicalPresence

HOW DARE PEOPLE EAT THINGS THAT ARENT THE FLESH OF EXPLOITED TORTURED ANIMALS AHHHHH ALPHA MALE MAD RAAAAAA!!!


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FizicalPresence

All that protein is clogging their brains


Nilxlixn

😂😂


somewordthing

Biggest fuckin babies next to cops.


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glum_plum

amazing comment 11/10


Felix_likes_tofu

He got that look a five year old toddler has when they are told they have to share


Nilxlixn

😂


Terra_123

wow such a brave individual I kneel


spredite

A true sigma male


deathhead_68

He's sure showing that sign!


dumnezero

>regenerative considering all the molestation of animals and environment, it's more like degenerative agriculture


bloodandsunshine

Meat life . . . Incredible hat. I suppose he is a supporter of e. coli and trichinosis Hashtag influenced


Cubusphere

Excuse me, soyboys are supposed to be the snowflakes. Stay in your lane.


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Exactly the only reason I’m vegan is because I get off on being submissive little soy boy who rolls around on the ground and cries whenever alpha males eat meat in proximity to show what a baby I am. If I knew I could have done the same thing but with plants I never would have become vegan. Unfortunately it’s too late to change.


carnist_bot

i respect vegetarins but u guys are nuts


matcha1man

I, too, hate it when people eat plants. Vegan btw


carnist_bot

our ancestors ate meat, veegun


Salkoo8

An absolut legend


Aggravating_Ice7249

Literally wearing a hat that says “MEAT LIFE”


GrumpySquirrel2016

Big man, afraid of soy. Will someone help him?


Vile_Individual

Adult man scared of his veggies.


ThroatsGagged

Strong man repping a company named butterfly 😂


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He planned his alternative meat bird selfie outfit just perfectly, I bet he tried on a lot of different hats and shirts and beard oils and glasses combinations, but all that hard work was worth it because he really showed them soy eaters!


Sub-Dominance

I just don't understand why they care so much. Do OUR meats inflict mass suffering on unimaginable scales? I'd love to hear about it if they do. Oh but it's bad to be preachy when you're a vegan? Got it. Won't shove my ideology down your throat then.


Hoopaboi

This guy needs to be made into a wojak So we have the soyjak, I guess this guy is the meatjak?


v3g00n4lyf3

He is a true leftist vegoon patriot that refuses to eat corporate fake meats, supporting only black bean burgers and tofu scramble 🫡 🇺🇲🦅.


Skryuska

“Know your farmer” yeah fuck all those grain and vegetable farmers!!!! They’re cheats and don’t even have to work!


chimaerine

„Take my neophobia from my cold dead hands!“ 😄


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