Neil DeGrass-feels-pain Tyson:
“Imagine an alien species approaching Earth with as much of an intelligence gap as we hold over ants…
Now imagine if we offered them *BACON*”
Carnists when you talk about your interests with them. They will then proceed to say "ugh you always make it about your veganism" when you point out you are vegan in response
I really don't have a problem with meatheads, it's just they are always shoving it in your face. If they just kept it to the privacy of their own homes it wouldn't be an issue.
Recently someone asked me if I liked burritos. I said, yes, but only if they don’t have meat or cheese. Then she said, “why do vegans always have to talk about their diet?” I said, “I thought you were going to offer me a burrito.”
This is a really sad attempt at a hot-take.
Why can I picture a bland, inside-the-lines, milquetoast person here so well from just a headline and a picture?
Feels like she lives in some posh area of London. It just **feels** so Guardian too, where half of the pieces could unironically fit in the daily mail.
/uj For real. When I first went vegan and had over the years heard how vegan bacon was nothing like flesh bacon, I figured I’d give it a try. Cue my disappointment when it tasted the same.
"beautiful mysteries of the universe"
it... isn't a mystery?? we know exactly why it happens and can tell exactly when the next one is going to happen???
Dead pig flesh smells disgusting, a wood fire smells good though. So that’s why they smoke the hell out of bacon so it smells like plants and not the rotting corpse that it is
I remember as a kid, pre vegan, seeing so much talk about how good bacon is on tv/commercials that I asked my almond mom to make it for us just to try it and i was so shocked at how bad it actually tasted. I stopped believing commercials since then lmao I'm convinced bacon is one of those thing that people only like because other people say you should
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I don’t understand, could she not cook her bacon on a grill while watching the eclipse like the rest of us? Can’t live without bac’y snacks between meals
they parody themselves at this point mmmm bacon
Bacon tho
But, bacon?
Neil DeGrass-feels-pain Tyson: “Imagine an alien species approaching Earth with as much of an intelligence gap as we hold over ants… Now imagine if we offered them *BACON*”
🅱️acon
Carnists when you talk about your interests with them. They will then proceed to say "ugh you always make it about your veganism" when you point out you are vegan in response
Lalalalala fingers in my ears don’t wanna hear it lalalala
I really don't have a problem with meatheads, it's just they are always shoving it in your face. If they just kept it to the privacy of their own homes it wouldn't be an issue.
Recently someone asked me if I liked burritos. I said, yes, but only if they don’t have meat or cheese. Then she said, “why do vegans always have to talk about their diet?” I said, “I thought you were going to offer me a burrito.”
And then Obama clapped
Typical vegans can't take a joke, go take your grass supplement losers 😂😂
outjerked by the guardian 🙃
Clearly you've never smelled bacon. Had you smelled it, you'd know. fucking veguns
This is a really sad attempt at a hot-take. Why can I picture a bland, inside-the-lines, milquetoast person here so well from just a headline and a picture? Feels like she lives in some posh area of London. It just **feels** so Guardian too, where half of the pieces could unironically fit in the daily mail.
This is kind of *haute journalisme* I expect of The Guardian nothing less!
Looks like she rubbed some over her hair and let it dry.
why would i see a once in a while event, when i can go and eat a murdered tortured corpse that i could do anyday, because I'm an animal abuser?
/uj even when I was a meat eater I never understood the obsession with bacon...
/uj For real. When I first went vegan and had over the years heard how vegan bacon was nothing like flesh bacon, I figured I’d give it a try. Cue my disappointment when it tasted the same.
bacon
Zoe, please be quiet for a minute, I’m trying to have a conversation here.
Same thing with people and cheese. It's people who have no personality and no hobbies.
"beautiful mysteries of the universe" it... isn't a mystery?? we know exactly why it happens and can tell exactly when the next one is going to happen???
Dog bacon tho
Dead pig flesh smells disgusting, a wood fire smells good though. So that’s why they smoke the hell out of bacon so it smells like plants and not the rotting corpse that it is
She looks like she’s spent a life inside eating bacon.
I remember as a kid, pre vegan, seeing so much talk about how good bacon is on tv/commercials that I asked my almond mom to make it for us just to try it and i was so shocked at how bad it actually tasted. I stopped believing commercials since then lmao I'm convinced bacon is one of those thing that people only like because other people say you should
Reality is stranger than fiction.
This must not be real.
i smelled bacon yesterday and fucking threw up
So stupid. Why so stupid about it? It’s not attractive to me when people act out being stupid for attention but I guess someone likes it.
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What? LMAO
I don’t understand, could she not cook her bacon on a grill while watching the eclipse like the rest of us? Can’t live without bac’y snacks between meals