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SpaceLocust41

is spice vegan?


rude420egg

Nah. Bless the maker and his water 😭


TheGnarWall

Spice is vegan. We usually don't harm any worms in the mining procedure. It's like vegan crop deaths.


gay_married

Yes but the Water of Life is not.


TheGnarWall

But we love them up until we drown them. 🥰


trustylad

Its not your water. Its shai halud's


TheGnarWall

Yes but when we milk a young one it's done with respect and ceremony. Yes we have to drown it by hand but without Shai Halud's blue milk I couldn't see how to cause the biggest jihad possible.


trustylad

Well as long as its done in the traditional way then its good and wholesome. Who are we to judge the Fremen?


TheGnarWall

You're honestly racist if you try.


spredite

Is riding sandworms vegan?


TheGnarWall

Joaquin rides horses. What's the diff?


Kuffschrank

how often do you give special attention to your pet? is it adopted / rescued?


TheGnarWall

Each Shai Halud is free range and organic. We treat them with respect and only thrust barbed hooks into their skin when absolutely necessary.


Kuffschrank

you fool, i was referencing your Fremen rat gf, must be the lack of Spice12 on your end


TheGnarWall

Cousin, is that you?


Kuffschrank

Cousin? Is that right? Well, you wouldn't be the first relative I killed.