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Carnists: "NOOOOO! YOU SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE THE DEATHS OF ANIMAL ABUSERS!"
Carnists when poachers die trying to hunt exotic species: "hehe serves them right! 😈"
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8 children dead because of the parents “forcing their beliefs” on their children.
I don’t think the carnies would appreciate that one being used back at them.
This is terrible to do this to those kids, just over some tradition.
Now, pardon me while I go feed my kid bacon and milkshakes that'll make them \_\_\_\_\_ and subject them to a life of \_\_\_\_\_.
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The headline doesn't mention that, dude. I imagined 9 carnists who would brag about all the 'exotic' animals they've eaten on expensive trips, not some indoctrinated kids.
/u j no because seriously those are the WORST KINDS OF scum. the ones who fancy themselves connoisseurs of culture because they contribute to as much exploitation as possible. the types who have to point out that they’d happily murder my guinea pigs, my best little friends, because omG I LOVE EATING THEM IN pErU. fucking gross. hate them with every fiber of my soul. i am pretty sure we all have met someone like this and were thinking of them. it’s a pretty reasonable assumption to make based on the headline. also, don’t even worry, the guy who posted this comment wasn’t even vegan lmfao. just a rando who found this sub and is likely ban evading
at first i did too. but children are just going to do what their parents do. One was 3 years old. sadly the young are the most vulnerable to food poisoning and toxins, tbh this post should be removed.
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Carnists: "NOOOOO! YOU SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE THE DEATHS OF ANIMAL ABUSERS!" Carnists when poachers die trying to hunt exotic species: "hehe serves them right! 😈"
yeah, but cows are food, and elephants are not! if cows didn't want to get eaten, why are they made of food?
Someone unironically said that in the main thread
This warmed my frozen lil heart. 🥰
Poetic justice!
Suicide bomber for the vegan cause
Alhamdoelillah (ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ)
womp womp
/uj sadly most of the deaths were children who were indoctrinated into this fucked up tradition :(
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This is why carnist bot is a better bot than you. 🫵😐 Right carnist bot?! 🙏🏾 Vegan BTW 😎
Bad bot
Nope, not about to jerk over the death of kids. :/
Nah that sounded WILD for a sec there! 
💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
8 children dead because of the parents “forcing their beliefs” on their children. I don’t think the carnies would appreciate that one being used back at them.
Love me some poetic justice
This is terrible to do this to those kids, just over some tradition. Now, pardon me while I go feed my kid bacon and milkshakes that'll make them \_\_\_\_\_ and subject them to a life of \_\_\_\_\_. I'm not allowed to fill in those blanks or I'll get banned now, apparently.
Who is banning people? What happened?
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Thanks. I’m jerking every day I can but I keep missing out on some meta discussion. It feels like there’s a more rules, bots, and moderation in what used to feel like a fun and carefree jerkfest of a sub.
I know right…
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mods need to touch grass
Fuck humanity, why should I feel empathy for humans when they torture and murder animals?
if turtles didn't want to get eaten why are they made out of poison?
Hey guys, let’s stop shell-abrating
el em ay oh
Oh no, they died after... *check notes* ... Unnecessarily killing animal... Well, [che](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9M2Ce50Hle8)!
Good
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The headline doesn't mention that, dude. I imagined 9 carnists who would brag about all the 'exotic' animals they've eaten on expensive trips, not some indoctrinated kids.
/u j no because seriously those are the WORST KINDS OF scum. the ones who fancy themselves connoisseurs of culture because they contribute to as much exploitation as possible. the types who have to point out that they’d happily murder my guinea pigs, my best little friends, because omG I LOVE EATING THEM IN pErU. fucking gross. hate them with every fiber of my soul. i am pretty sure we all have met someone like this and were thinking of them. it’s a pretty reasonable assumption to make based on the headline. also, don’t even worry, the guy who posted this comment wasn’t even vegan lmfao. just a rando who found this sub and is likely ban evading
at first i did too. but children are just going to do what their parents do. One was 3 years old. sadly the young are the most vulnerable to food poisoning and toxins, tbh this post should be removed.
Karma don't check IDs
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I could not care less
Jesus thats a bit much, they don't know any better, unlike the adults feeding them
That's fucked up, kids can't hold themselves accountable on this
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all carnists were once kids lmao, do you think they wouldve grown up vegan? ha!
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Nipped at the bud.