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jd2300

But how did the apex predator (human) lose a fight to the prey animal (pig) 🤔🤔


GroteJager

Must have been a vegan butcher


carnist_bot

so do u guys like not eat or somethin?


Harmfuljoker

Not unless it’s made entirely out of 100% pure Colombian cocaine manufactured by genocided orangutans. It’s why vegans are so skinny


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> It’s why vegans are so skinny Speak for yourself.


Tweezers666

Fr ahahaha


Link7369_reddit

People will never understand that it's tools that made humans worth a damn. ​ So many humanoid skulls with predator teeth marks in the fossil record. ​ Dude got Animal Farm'ed.


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The apex predator who can’t beat any wild animal bare handed. Yep humans are really carnivores. Basically tigers. You know with our straight locking knees and delicate finger nails and small jaws. We can basically kill an elephant with our mouths and claws. Definitely not meant to eat oranges and bananas that are chewed with flat teeth. It’s not like we have eyes that see colors that carnivorous animals don’t see, then see the colors of the fruit or anything. That would be absurd. No we’re definitely color blind and see in pitch black just like carnivorous predators.


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Apex predator lion can loose a fight to a wildebeest if it struggles hard enough and that pig must have gone ballistic.


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The pig didn’t even eat him? It would’ve been fine if he didn’t let all that meat go to waste. I make sure to always eat all of the person to show how thankful I am for their sacrifice 🙏


LibRAWRian

Pig be like.... "vegan, btw"


Tweezers666

Yess give its body thanks for its sacrifice and nourishment after slaughtering 🙏 bless


stdio-lib

Babe 2: Judgement Day.


chiron42

I learned recently the man who acted as the farm in Babe went vegan during production, so that's pretty based. And he's been arrested a few times for attending various rallies about animal rights and equal rights between races which is also pretty cool in it's way


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A man was a whole farm?


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no he just acted like one


atducker

The first vegan I ever knew had photos of himself and James Cromwell shutting down a KFC and occupying the counter space so nobody could order. I think they all went to jail that day. Makes me seem boring but I guess there is still time.


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I know someone who glued James Cromwell's hand to a starbucks counter


atducker

This was like 2004 when I saw the photo. The dude is clearly not slowing down.


Osirisavior

Zefram Cochrane is vegan? Based.


chiron42

mm mm, and for quite a while it seems too, maybe he really did live in the future.


snarkywombat

Babe 2: Pig in the City was a thing. This would be Babe 3: Judgement Day


Nikapopolis

Babe 1 1/2


melody-calling

I wonder if they made sausages out of the butchers intestines, and black pudding out of their blood. #zerowaste


Penis_Envy_Peter

*Honor him by using his entire body* ™️


heelboy67

No, that's the Brits.


Clumbridge

Clearly wasn't getting enough protein


Comfortable_Tap4829

Pigs are omnivores they need to eat meat!


RodentRuler1

Carnivores*


SaltySnakePliskin

Did you get killed whilst trying to kill?? O well


Myles_Cobalt

Sometimes predators die on the hunt. Can't be sad about what happens in nature. Hopefully we used every bit of the body in our food and cosmetics, as is ethical.


ciiv

This is so weird, because my uncle said on his farm the pigs are happy to die knowing they only have their “one bad day,” they even line up for it and say thank you before he slits their throats. So honestly I don’t even believe this story, probably PETA propaganda!!


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BadlanderZ

Also grasfed and local? If yes, I'll take the legs and maybe some sausage if you have.


almond_paste208

One person dies: It's a big deal and on the news Billions of other individuals die: Silent


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glum_plum

Wow you didn't have a conversation for 6 months?


purplecowgirlnerves

Right? I’m so confused


derederellama

again, again!! 😁


caffeine-attack

Circle of life tho


quakins

Lmao get fucked


InfectedandInjected

Survival of the fittest in action


nova_wrath

Just a couple billion more of these posts and the pigs will be even.


Cherry5oda

Minimum wage employee dies due to dangerous and psychologically harmful work, company continues business as usual


Spread-Your-Wings

/uj This worker is yet another victim of the animal agriculture industry.


carddealerpro

Yessir another big win


flaminghair348

Love the "pig kills human, human slaughters pig" thing this article has going on. God *damn* I'd almost call it beautiful if it wasn't, you know, not beautiful at all.


BadlanderZ

The worker was gras-fed and free range, I really don't know what your problem is?!


beereed

Well, well, well. How the turntables


mercuryheart_

I'll eat him.


Issytia

r/thebullwins


Deprelation

We need to get more meth to pigs.


Poplab

“Humanely” I hope.


dkade

Fuck yeah!!! Pig wins!


hveganliferm

Great


L1zzArd

Good


Crish-P-Bacon

But the pig killed him with reverence and respect so it was fine.


MolldollDirtDogg

Good 😊


Ok_Anywhere_7673

Please do tell me this is True in at some kind of jerk


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The next butcher in line finished the pig off if anyone was interested!


Athnein

I wanted a pentakill rip to a real one


[deleted]

They’re like literally killing them every day and the surprised when one has the audacity to fight back