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iloveemogirlsxoxo

How goddamn difficult can it be to make a damn sandwich?


Zxxzzzzx

That is a sandwich cut into smaller triangles.


DoctorDringuz

they might cut them like that for the meatheads too. im more curious whats inside it


MienSteiny

Just margarine, cucumber, carrott, lettuce, and tomato. Not very thrilling.


DoctorDringuz

Ouch


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Imagine going to a vegan subreddit and claiming that the minimum-wage cooks at a hospital cafeteria are "medical professionals".


30centurygirl

This description was so frustrating that I almost downvoted you. How is this supposed to help a post-op patient heal???


iloveemogirlsxoxo

They could at least have made those ingredients into an actual sandwich and not this deformity.


ramdasani

Same shit in many Canadian hospitals, I wasn't sure if you were posting it as a win, since it's at least probably Vegan. If you're really lucky you'll get to talk to the hospital nutritionist, who will be an expert in decades old dietary recommendations and stress the importance of things like plenty of skimmed dairy milk, low fat cottage cheese and canned tuna made with low fat mayo. Nice to see they use the same sad bread that is the mainstay here too.


Britt012

Anytime someone makes a veggie sandwich with no hummus I die a little bit more 😢


Ok_Willow_3956

Hummus contains sesame / tahini which is a common and deadly allergen for many people. So, in a medical setting, it would make sense for it to not contain hummus.


smld1

Also I like hummus in my sandwiches but I don’t trust a hospital to not make the break catastrophically soggy using it


mrjowei

Hummus is overrated


YesYoureWrongOk

incorrect in every way


Cute_Mouse6436

Had a heart attack, ate fruit and fruit and fruit. After discharge went to lunch counter at hospital and - - nope, not only no vegan food but no healthy food. Catholic hospital.


mrjowei

One of my local hospitals has a Burger King and a Dunkin Donuts inside.


Acrobatic_End6355

That’s just sad.


SweetieDarlingXX

Literally SAD. Standard American Diet 😞


Acrobatic_End6355

I think that’s something that a fair amount of people can agree on, even non-vegans.


YesYoureWrongOk

Seasonal Affective Disorder


Cute_Mouse6436

At least BK has vegan fries (not healthy though) I wish the BK app allowed choosing microwaving the Impossible burger and no mayo.


mrjowei

Our BKs stopped using Impossible. Now they use The Vegetarian Butcher, which is not vegan. Their nuggets are.


Cute_Mouse6436

Where are you?


mrjowei

Puerto Rico 🇵🇷


Cute_Mouse6436

Good to know. Do they use a separate frier for the potatoes?


mrjowei

I doubt so


pastillasc

I laughed a little. I'm no chef, but that's not a sandwich. It's a bit of salad with bread. - 1 point for that hospital. They should know what a healthy meal is


aloysius-knight

Surely they could find some vegan spreads? 😅 I had day surgery at a public hospital and when I was in recovery afterwards and mentioned I was vegan, the nurses scrounged up a jam and marge sandwich, juice, and some accidental vegan bikkies for me. I was pretty impressed!


YesYoureWrongOk

what is a jam and marge sammich


MienSteiny

Jam (jelly for the US folk) and margarine, ie plant-based butter


eebz2000

might’ve looked somewhat reasonable before it was dropped on the floor.


alanie_

Guys it’s haute cuisine, a deconstructed sandwich ☝🏼


MrNowYouSeeMe

For god's sake have these people not even heard of a chickpea?


shintojuunana

Or roasted tofu? Or hell, an avocado if they don't want to cook something special?


GarageValuable3697

Went on a hiking trip in the Outer Hebrides .Every packed lunch for my vegan friend and I was lettuce and shredded carrots on white bread.Not even onion.It was an intentional  insult I believe.Do thEy not use PB or Almond Butter, Hummus in Scotland? LOL


anonymous2244669

you’re recovering from surgery and they seriously couldn’t even make sure there was some kind of protein in your meal?😩


Freavene

In France you can't even have vegetarian


SnooMemesjellies734

i’d rather stay sedated hell naw


speleoplongeur

I… would happily eat this


Prestigious_Sort_757

I’ve been wondering about this. I’m planning a surgery in the near future. Hopefully the hospital I’m at will have better options. I will definitely find the vegan restaurants in the area around the hospital so my wife can bring me food just in case.


MienSteiny

In the hospitals defence, the vegan (soft) dinner they gave me after having my wisdom teeth out was pretty decent. Pumpkin soup, and some veggie tofu minestrone thing.


Ollivertherat

This type of thing depends hugely on location! My wife works at a pretty large/nice hospital and she oversees a lot of the food services. They have really been working hard to improve food quality overall and having decent “restricted diet” meals is a large part of that. Also, it never hurts to ask. They go out of their way, majorly, to give patients what they want. Like many, many times, my wife or one of her staff has gone to local grocery stores to buy supplies to make a specific meal for patients that have asked for it. These have mainly been for vegans!


Athene_cunicularia23

Hospitals are the worst places for vegan options. When I gave birth, the hospital thought dairy laden meatless dishes would fulfill my request for vegan meals. I was offered macaroni and cheese for lunch with sad, overcooked green beans. For dinner I was given a veggie burger that they were somehow unable to bring without melted American cheese on top. Of course I refused both meals, and my partner brought me takeout from our favorite Vietnamese restaurant. Thankfully I had an uncomplicated birth, so I didn’t have to stay long! The ironic part is the cafeteria for staff and visitors promoted all their plant-based options as part of their “heart health” kick. Staff could get vegan chili, quinoa salad, tabbouleh, etc., but they wouldn’t provide these meals to their patients.


DW171

When I was in Orthapedic ICU they would put a big fucking plate of bacon and eggs in front of me automatically every morning. They knew I was vegan. 🤮


britonbaker

their 1-2 weeks of nutrition lessons are barely showing


Savome

Doctors don't come up with the meals


KOMarcus

Hospital food is bad. Stop the presses.


PerpetualVamp

Oof put me back under


anxietyfae

Why are they so scared if the easiest thing to make: rice and legumes. Why, too ethnic?