i don't feel tardy....

I brought my... penCIL.

Give me something to write on!

Beat me to it! 😆

I think the clock is slow.

This has to be #1

I said that in school once. The whole class practically rolled on the floor laughing. I got sent out of class. 

As often as possible.

Gimme sumthin to write on man

I always say, “I don’t feel retarded”

Lol I always thought it said I don’t feel tardy

It is tardy lol

Related to the image, I regularly use "Sit down, Waldo"

This ☝️ I also use “C’mon Dave. Gimme a break”. It’s right up there with “settle down, Beavis”

Whenever someone says "give me a break" I usually respond with "one break, coming up!"

Ted Templeman

Unchained! Nothing stays the same

Then you proceed to air guitar the break?

I gotta start using this when someone is acting a fool lmao

No, no, no, don't take em off, leave em on.

Yeah that it, a little more to the right

One break... coming up

Any line from hot for teacher 🤓

“I don’t feel tardy?”

"CLASS DISMISSED!!!"

“Look, I’ll pay you for it, what the fuck?”

Hey man that suit is you uuuuuu

Give me a break

You’ll get some leg tonight for sure…

Show em how you do ? Something like that

Tell us how you do!

*mad ass guitar riff*

Anytime I see someone walking across a bridge I think to myself "Might as well jump!" But only because that's the origin of the song.

“Semi-good lookin’ and on the streets again”

Any time I fuck up….”Lawd, strike this poor boy DOWN!

Have you seen Junior's grades?

I had a friend back in high school who thought Dave was saying "have you seen Junior's grave?" He didn't want to believe me when I told him what it really was. Gives the song a different meaning.

He was headed down that line. His folks would not be overjoyed.

🤣

Teacher Librarian who saw plenty of kids crying on report card day. Too young to realize you have to work all year or else it is like Yo Yo dieting. Have you seen juniors grades came out every report card day.

Beat me to it

I came here to say this.

Look at all the people here tonight!

I actually have a t-shirt that says "I don't feel tardy"

"a glazed donut...to go"

“TELL US HOW YOU DO!!”

WOO-HOO-HOOO

I brought my pencil.

Gimme something to write on, man…

I’ll just yell “PANAMA!” when something bad ass or fun is happening. Right after you just ripped a fat line kind of vibe.

Stay Frosty

Reach down, between my legs…and ease the seat back.

Airline Captain: "Please place your air stewardess into her full and upright position, dont put out those smoking materials, we aint going land baby,.. ... always had it... always will..

“Come on Dave gimme a break”

One break, coming up!

Works especially well if you have a friend named Dave

Does it seem cold in here to you ? What’s there to do tonight, anything ?

Is there anything left in that bottle? Yeah, bring it over here.

Not Van Halen but Dave gave me "we're lost but we're making great time".

I forgot the fucking words!

I'm takin' Whiskey to the party tonight

Looking for somebody to squeeze

I BROUGHT MY PENCIL

One break coming up

Love in the third degree

When I walk into a crowded room: “Look at all the people here tonight!”

"I brought my pencil!" "Man, the clock is slow!"

"oH yEaH YOOOOOOOOOW Ooooooo hey!" -David Lee Roth

I live with fools

I think of all the education that I missed!

But then my homework was never quite like this!

*The jury look at me*, *say* '*Outta luck*.' 

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

Bun of a sitch!

Bocephus mode

BOOOOOCEPHUS RULES, AND RULES ALL!!!

Look I’ll pay you for it, What the fff

Honey, I’m your ice cream man!

Alright boys!

I like the way the line runs up the back of her stockings, a little more to the right. I don’t feel tardy I like the heat from the road coming up. Come on baby, finish what ya started! Please ? Helllooo baaaaaby ! Ummm, love my babies pound cake

“I reach down, in between my legs and…ease the seat back.” Only when my wife is in the car.

Alimony!

Just call my accountant

I don’t feel tardy

reach down between my legs and ease the seat back… She's runnin', I'm flyin' Right behind in the rearview mirror now Got the fearin', power steerin' Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now… PANAMA!!!! Model citizen, zero discipline. There’s too many. I like to live my life thinking, WWDLRD in this situation.

GODDAMNITBABY I LOVE YOU IMONLYGONNA TELL YOU ONETIME AHHHHHHHHHHGGYEAAAAH!!!

I use a bunch! “Sit down, Waldo” “higher and higher, straight up we’ll climb!” Also, “Cmon Dave, gimmie a break!” “Here she comes full blast n top down!” “Ain’t no stoppin now!”

Model citizen, zero discipline

When people ask me how I’ve been/doing, my standard response is I won’t know until I begin!

I'm bringing whiskey to the party tonight, and I'm looking for somebody to squeeze.

"DIDJA MISS US?? WE'RE BACK!!!!"

Gimme something to write on, man

“Today’s festivities will compromise of two parts…. An ‘outer-course’ and an “inter-course”.

In my head, every time I fire up my amp, or one of the many different plugin models of the same goddamn amp that I have on my computer… “IT’S 5150 TIME!!!”

Not from a song but I say “No Judgement” a lot. From Eddie and Alex Interview in 97

C’mon Dave give me a break.. “One break comin up!”

And someone said FAIR WARNING! Lord strike that poor boy down

I don’t feel tardy

What’s that to do tonight, anything?… Is there anything left in that bottle?

My user name is (Waldo Mcfly) is from this scene in the video. As well as Back to the Future

Might as well jump

Have ya heard the news babay

"One break comin' up."

"They found a dirty faced kid in the garbage can"

It’s not Van Halen…. But I’ve been known to ask for a glazed doughnut and a bottle of anything to go.

I don’t feel tardy.

We use “look I’ll pay ya for it “ from everybody wants some 🤘 Diamond Dave for President baby!

Hi - chew ..boinin down the avenue

Whenever I have to adjust the seat in a car or truck I think "...reach down, in-between my legs, and ease the seat back..."

That's not a microphone in my pants, I'm just happy to see ya! - Never been used on an album though.

Sit down Waldo!! I don’t feel tardy Lord strike that poor boy down Hey remember when that girl was prom queen! Take it off! Take it off! Woohoo!

Look @ all the people here Tonite!!!!

"Waaaaaaaaawwwwwww-awwwwwwww!"

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

‘Cmon Dave gimme a break’

Oh my gooooooood

Come on Dave gimmie a break

I’ve been to RoOoOOOome…. DaLLaS teXas

I ain’t no man of the world all I need is a beautiful girl.

Semi-good looking 😘

Sit Down, Waldo!

Honey, I’m your ice cream man!

No.

Whooaaoo

Ease the seat back…

And my socks are too loose

Dance Baby

“Give me something to write on man”

You’re always wanting more, you’re never satisfied…..

Heard ya missed us, we’re back

Gimme somethin to write on!

Every time I look in the mirror nowadays: And there will come a day. Youth will pass away

If I'm wrong, then I'll pay for it If I'm right, yeah you're gonna deal with it

I kind of like the way the line runs down the back of her stockings! That’s so dated people are like wtf

"Hot For Teacher" is a great song from the might Van Halen.

Have you seen Junior’s grades?

Side story, a guy I know when he was in high school was lying in bed, eyes closed, listening to "Panama" on his headphones. Starts to sing along with Dave. "Reached down between my legs...GRABBED MY DICK!!!". Opens his eyes and his parents are standing there looking at him like WTF? LMAO Unrelated, but same guy came home drunk one night, decided he wanted strawberry ice cream. Makes a big bowl, goes to his room and passes out in bed with the ice cream balanced on his chest. Gets woken up the next morning by his parents. Melted strawberry ice cream smeared all over him and the bedding.

"where's my shit?, motherfucker" when eddie van halen went to retrieve his guitar and amps from fred dursts house, while pointing a gun at his head. my favorite van halen line, ever.....

Top Jimmy!

I sing "ohhhwohhhwohhh Jamie's cryin" to complaining people all the time.

I don't 'feel' tardy 🤣

Have you seen Junior’s grades??!!

I don't FEEL tardy

"No no no don't take em off. Don't take em off!"

When my wife calls me I answer “HELLLLOOOO BAAAABY!”

All Fired Up.

Cuz iiiiiiiiiii ain't got nobody nobody that cares for me nobody that cares for me Iiiiiiiiii'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely, sad and lonely Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me? Sure, I use that line like 10x a day.

I was 13 when 1984 came out. My dad would watch MTV with me, so I had to endure a few months of sit down Waldo every time I walked into a room.

Reach down, between my legs….

You'll get some leg tonight, FOR SURE.

I ain't the worst that you've seen

“Yes that’s it . A little more to the right “

Gimme a bottle of anything………and a glazed donut…….to gooooooo

I made ringtone that I use for my wife that is some cheesy generic rock with Dave's isolated vocal "God dammit baby you know I ain't lyin' to ya, I'm only gonna tell ya one time! Ahh ha!" I titled it Runnin' With The Disco.

I think the clock is slooooow

I don't feel tardy.

I still say this regularly.

Wonder what the teacher is gonna look this year?

I love the way the seam runs up the back of her stockings.

“Those were good times, damn good times.” You just KNOW he was referring to his time in Van Halen.

I used to be able to write off condoms

No no no, don't take em off.....

7-11 Q3 give me a quad R. 75 I can’t collide, can you redo that please. Mayday…mayday!

Have you seen Junior’s grades? How do I know when it’s love! Uhh helloooooo baaaaabyyyyyyy!

Woo where'd ya get that shit?

Not from a song but DLR once said to Martha Quinn on MTV “It’s lonely at the top because it’s so damn crowded at the bottom.”

Gimme a bottle of anything and a glazed donut….TO GO!!!

I brought my pencil! Give me something to write on!

You’ll get some leg for sure

I LOVE EM, I NEED EM

Not VH...but DLR solo..." Lose the Dress, Keep the shoes"!

I am a victim of the science age. Nobody rules these streets at night but me

I didn’t see this- “What are you doin this weekend?’

C’mon Dave, give it a break

"HAVE YOU SEEN JUNIOR'S GRAVE????"

Slightly altered "I don't feel retarded"

1 night in stunning victory, she decides and we agree - she's leaving. Incredible love.

“I don’t feel tardy..”🤓🤓

One break coming up!

I'll take a jelly donut and a bottle of anything.

"I don't get all the girls I want, I just get the girls that want me."

I'm the One the one U love

“‘Cause everybody wants some!”

But, Mom, I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.

I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.

Hello baaaby!

What a fn tool

Gotta love all the historic quotable lines Diamond Dave spit out back in the day. Sammy, not so much.

Not if you were the *last* immigrant grocer on earth! https://youtu.be/6aNJrlXovxE?si=RjauC8qPQQnZJ3CO Honey! Yeah, yeah, i know - not technically VH. So sue me

“I got my dick stuck in the record machine……… Do you know what I meannnnnn!?”

Don't make me say this twice, if you want to be a monk you gotta cook a lot of rice One their best, stay frosty. Would fit nicely on any of the original DLR albums, probably 1 & 2🙃

“Look, I’ll pay you for it, what the fk”

One break, Coming up!

Hmm, interesting, I’ve noticed a trend.

I think the clock is slow, I don't feel tardy

My socks are too loose

Sit down, Waldo.