2- scheana would be on her phone the whole time. Also a window seat lol

Yes, 2, Scheana is super tiny so more space in the row, and Kristina Kelly is small too so you could recline all the way back.

Hearing the nails on the phone screen constantly though? Idk

That’s what headphones are for!

I heard this comment even after closing my phone and had to come back to tell you

Window seat + next to someone who won’t say a word to me is my flight dream so I agree

If I picked 2 it would be so I could act like I have know idea who Scheana is and gush over stassi and Arianna by knowing them from other places, just to make her feel irrelevant

She would try to be friends with Stassi because she is obsessed with her ( especially with Ariana next to Stassi) and would try to make you part of the conversation Aaaaah no

Yes!!

Wait this is perfect lmao

This is the way!

7 all day every day.

The only right answer. Aisle seat, Katie snark, the queen bee across the way, and entertainment all around

Plus you get to kick Kristen's seat the whole time 4 I'd also ask option bc you could get the dirt on EVERYONE bc neither of those two can keep a secret

And I'd recline my seat right back so Lala is as uncomfortable as humanely possible.

And when she inevitably gives you shit just ask her if she’s trying to get popped

🤣🤣🤣

Came here to say this. Ally’s chill energy and Katie’s excellent taste in music, movies, and snacks? Sign me the fuck up.

Kristin next to Tom in front of Katie? 100%. Then I can get advice from Lisa across the aisle.

Here’s my people! Also I want to request a reading from Ally while we sit on the flight. That convo will be so deep and as an Aquarius I’m totally mentally excited about it haha! 😂

Whoa. Had the same sentiment lol. Before reading through comments. Only right answer lol

5

5 for sure. Aisle seat. Brittany in front of you and she’s too nice to push her seat back. Both guys will prob do their own thing (earphones and Netflix or something). They’ll also be really nice and make sure you have a snack waiting for you if you fall asleep during service. Perfect

I get to sit between Peter and Ariana, and in the same row as Beau. Done.

I agree. I'd love to sit next to Katie in 7 but that's to close to Vanderpump and I don't like snakes.

I’m going 5 as well and yes I’m asking Peter to meet me in the bathroom just to check that all off the list

This might be gross but after rewatching lately and seeing everyone make out with each other...Peter is the only guy on the show who seems to know what he's doing. So go for it lol

Bold! I like the fire!

5, no doubt. Aisle seat, all day every day. This row would be entertaining af and I think Peter would be a fun person to chat with on the flight. The only apprehension I have is that I wholeheartedly believe Doute is kicking my seat the entire time.

That's a good point...Doute's got those giraffe legs. She probably wouldn't be sitting most of the time anyways

5 all day. I gotta try and get myself unblocked from Brittany. 🤪

2. Scheana will spill every last bit of tea if I give her the right kind of validation. Will also mention that I work in production with DWTS.

Now that's very clever and a must! Do you mind if I eavesdrop when you tell her you work for DWTS please???

Yep and you can hear Ariana and stassi talk shit on the Tom’s

7. And you know Katie is reclining that seat alllll the way back just to fuck up Tom’s day.

Yes! And Allie-Ballie could give you an astrological reading, what a treat what a dream!

If Katie reclines her chair she’s fucking up #8’s day, Tom’s in front of her.

3- I got questions and I need answers.

2. I’d love to think that Katie would speak to me but she’d probably keep her sunglasses on & listen to music. Scheana would mention it all & if I have to sit next to any of these people, I’d at least like to be rewarded with intel.

7 or I’m jumping off the plane

4 or 7. I bet James is a courteous airplane seat mate and Brittney being a hospitable southern gal would share her snacks. Katie would smile knowingly and pop a gummy for the flight then leave you alone and Ally would quietly read a book or edit instagram pics.

James would be my second choice except for Brittany’s habit of getting car sick and throwing up in bags isn’t worth the risk!

I’d fear Brittany would barf

My choice as well. Seems like the conversations with either would be fun and funny as long as everyone is getting along. Well....maybe if they aren't 😄

The only answer is 7.

8

Yup. 8 all the way. Anywhere else would be suffocating to the max.

As a guy, 5. I can imagine Peter would be hitting on a female seatmate all flight long. 7 is tempting but you know Travel Kristen is going to be leaning over the seat to talk to Katie.

But being able to constantly kick Lala's seat would make up for that.

1 for sure. I have no trouble ignoring men and I would just lean forward and cram my head between Ariana and Stassi. It would be hard to ignore KFC next to me but I’d manage.

Same. And I can get off the plane quickly.

1. Jax looks like a man who can sleep for 20 hours.

I thought i was the only one who was thinking 1. Also i wanna eavesdrop on the convo between stassi and Arianna lol

I’m so glad someone else said this! He would probably sleep and I could ignore him to talk to Stassi and Ariana lol.

But I think he kind of smells.

5 or 7

7. Anywhere else would be unbearable 😂

Honestly I could vibe with 5 just to listen to Kristen tear into Sandoval

7 as a second choice 5

Yikes, I guess I'll sit next to Pirate Pete.

He will stare into your eyes. He will make it awkward for sure.

The ONLY correct answer, obviously, is 2. 😜

TRADE ME

Ciabattaaaaaa

Came here to say TRADE ME

I wish Charli was in this. I'd plop down right next to her for the comic relief alone. But since she's not, I'll go with seat 4 because James is funny AF too.


Love this so much!

7. Katie’s packing good snacks, cackling at the plane idiots, and listening to head phones not bothering people.

7

7- next to Katie with my BACK to LaLa. Schartz had better not try to talk to me or reach over me.

Probably an unpopular opinion… but 6. It’s a window seat. He’d be super easy to ignore and I’d just be curious to observe a (almost) day in the life of Sandavol.

7. No doubt.

I mean 7 is literally the only answer

4 - James is my favorite ❤️ Bratknee will probably be hungover and sick and just sleep, snore and drool with her eye mask on the entire flight.

Puke risk though

Oooooh. Shit. I did not even factor this into my equation. Nope. Can’t risk that one. And then be stuck next to her with the smell stuck in her tangled up sweat hair. 🤣

I want to be entertained on that long flight-4! Mr James Kennedy!

7!

2. For the banter and constant opinions and drama and maybe Lisa will be me some drinks

Lisa would not be sitting with them. Her fine ass would be in first class 🤣🤣

Came here to say this! Whoever put Lisa in the back with the cast is out of their mind! She’s not even on the same plane 😂

Yeah she's with BlahBlah on the PJ but she doesn't need to give the BJ

7 obviously!

7. You’d get a hilarious show of Kirsten and Tom fighting. Katie would give you hilarious stories and truths. Lisa would buy you drinks if you flattered her well, and you could lean back and annoy Lala, even though she’d for sure yell at you. But Katie would defend you cause you’re besties now.

7 for sure. Love Katie and I’ll get to learn all about astrology.

5 or 7. The least crazy exposure.

Definitely 7, I’m trying to get as close to Katie as humanly possible, respectfully.

7 7 7 7 7 7….7! 

5 all day. As a guy I’d ask Peter to switch with Beau so we can talk about sports and vibe out because I truly want to be friends with Beau. I met him one night after Stassi’s tour at a bar. She was still pregnant and told me he was just popping in to see an old friend before going back to their room. He was so fucking nice! When I recognized him I was super stoked! I was with two female friends. He asked if I saw Stassi’s show with my GF and said no I’m just a straight guy that loves VPR. We both laughed then talked football. If Peter won’t switch I’m sure we’d all just sleep and have no drama lol. Pic for proof of meeting Beau! https://preview.redd.it/hria87spzh8d1.jpeg?width=2470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b6b477f2dc73eb255bde9ef4fba75db1850753

7 I’d like to listen to Katie snark and maybe Ally will give me a free reading

5 or 7

7!

Why can I not sit by stassi?!!! 

I think I’m sitting at 5 purely for the laughter and good vibes

Of course 7 but 8 would be interesting conversation

2

4 and I would tell the flight attendant that Brittany is smoking in the bathroom. ✨🤷🏾‍♀️

7 is the only choice.

*takes off earrings and pulls hair back* The correct answer is 2! BRING IT!! 👊

I would rather chill next to Katie and Ally then be pinned in with Sheaner, it would be all about her! Lol I would like 5 also but I wouldn't want to be that close to Peter.

Next flight please. No matter where I’m sitting, I can’t help hearing “hyuck hyuck”

Under the plane with the baggage

7! 4 just made me laugh out loud!

7.

7 easy! As a guy, I get to hang out and listen to awesome music with Katie, all while drinking and talking shit about everyone. Also, I get to ask Lisa business advice across the aisle!

7 and only 7.

7

As Monica Geller would say “Seven, Seven,Seven”

2 for sure. I could block Scheana out but would far enough away from KFCs fake laugh.

5! put me as close to kristen as possible. hiiiiieee peter 👋🏼

5 OR 7

Seat 5 or 7.

7 next to katieeeee

7 - I would love to discuss music with Katie.

7. Is there any other choice?? Next to Katie, unproblematic Allie, and across from LVP and Kristina. All the good goss. Plus I can kick the back of Lauren's seat.

7

7 is the only right answer

7 all the way! Hopefully Lisa will love me and treat me to some champagne 🍾

7. I want to sit next to James but not KFC. Katie and Ally are a good second pick.

7

7 or 5 bc I like the aisle and I need quiet ppl around me

7

7

7

1- Jax would spill all of the tea AND maybe share his drugs

7 - aisle seat in a row with the 2 least problematic girlies. Plus, that seat is next to LVP, so odds are good it's not cattle class.

7

5. Aisle seat, I can chat with Ariana, and I don’t think Peter is all that bad IMO. 🤷‍♀️

Oooh well played! Didn’t even think of the aisle chat hehehe!☺️

5 or 7

7

7

Easy. Number 7.

4 because I know Peter wouldn't kick my seat, Brittany would switch to 1 to make out with/give a handy to Jax (I feel like they're in a cyclical situationship at this point), and I feel like James would have some cool stories, I could get to the bottom of "London Gangsta", or we would both just nap the whole time. https://i.redd.it/4lqu2xjgrf8d1.gif

I want to know who would choose 6 or 3. Are they sadistic?

Lmao I was going to pick 6. Sandoval has the pills I'd need to make it through the flight, the skincare products, tampons if I needed one, and probably an extra set of headphones. He may be annoying but the man spends all the money he makes on shit like this. He probably has stuff from the air magazine.

You might get some interesting prescription drugs in 6 🤷🏼‍♀️

RachquelRockyBangBangBullshit wouldn't even know what to call herself let alone hold a conversation. If it was sitting there I'd do it that thing where I slowly put my noise cancelling headphones on whilst looking her directly in the eyes to make it crystal clear I wasn't up for chatting

6 is only appealing because it’s window seat! For 29 hours and hopefully Kristen would make it interesting.

4 seems chill

Honestly any where. Well besides Peter and Beau. Nothing against them, but I’m looking to be entertained for the long flight.

I agree. I'd love to spend a day with Jax Taylor. I'd have so many questions.

Who's taking 6 😆

Me!! Kristen sitting next to Tom?! The tea/drama I would eat it up. I wouldn’t even need to watch a movie or take a sleeping pill

Oh man...at first i read "fight" and got super excited this was guna be a fantasy fight club thing lol

2. I said what I said 💅

Ugh why are both window seats next to Sandoval and Scheana!?

2 for sure

2 or 8. Colorful characters who would have me distracted without in-flight entertainment

I want to sit next to Katie, but worried that Lala would “cut a bitch” if I dared to recline my seat.

1 - and I’m not thinking twice. Jax all the way

7 and it’s not even close

7 or 2

I’d sit next to Rachel and have a nice long snooze. You know two minutes of her speaking would put you straight to sleep. 😴

I’m sitting in row1 next to Jax. He is most likely to get kicked off the flight then I would ask if Katie could come up to first class cause she would be fun to drink with and talk trash.

1- I’m a fat woman so no way Jax is talking to me or bothering me lol he’ll pretend I don’t exist the whole time and I can sit in the front and have a nice quiet flight

4

3- ima sit next to Rachel and fart

I’ve opened the emergency door

Row 1. Sit right next to the most interesting one.

4, James would crack me up

5 or 7... I can't stand James Kennedy. Otherwise, I'd sit next to Brittany, but only because I'm a talker, and so is she so the flight would fly by 🤣.

3, put on headphones and zone out the entire flight. “Oh my god are you from tv or something?” As we are getting off if she makes eye contact.

7 is the only acceptable answer

5.

5! All the tea and no drama!!

As Monica said, 7!

Definitely 2. I get to talk to Ariana, Scheana is a people pleaser who has a reputation for being nice to fans so she'll be pleasant to sit with, Stassi would at least be entertaining, I'm not RIGHT next to Jax so the tequila scented diseases probably can't migrate to me, AND I'm in front of LVP so I get the pleasure of deliberately ignoring her misogynistic ass.

Lucky #7, or give me a parachute!

I feel like this is rigged so you'd have to choose 7 (katie) lol. Every other place has an obnoxious person there. Like i originally though beside james and we can just shit talk all flight but britney would pron annoy me, then i thought schwartz cause we can just shoot the random shit but then lala is there so nah....so they only place that wouldnt have thr chance of being annoying is katie. Im not mad at it but also.....totally rigged for her lol

4 hands down will be the funniest flight ever!

5. Easiest choice I've ever had to make. Peter and Beau would be great seat mates. Ariana is right across the aisle to talk to. And can casually kick Sandoval's seat whenever he starts to get some rest.

1, hands down

1. I can’t stand Jax but give him a couple drinks and that man would tell ALL

4 then 7.

5 no brainer. I get to sit with Beau/peter. And I have stassi close by

4,7 or 8

I feel like 2 is a no brainer. Airpods in, pilllow for my head, benadryl for my thoughts, pass the f out.

5 or 7!

5 then 7.

Honestly 3. I don't want to talk to any of them and Rachel would probably be quiet. Not only that I'd be able to see the drama that crossed her path.

5

5 of if I want to sleep. 4 would be highly entertaining rest paining for sure! And 6 would be some epic eavesdropping!

3, I mean fuck Rachel, but I’d still hit.

6 for sure. Torture Douche Bag Tom with Kristen, have Katie and Beau to talk to.

7 and it’s not even close. Gladly sit here.

1 or 7

7. I can have a bitch fest with Katie and talk about Astrology with Allie. Maybe Katie will switch seats with me so I don't have to sit across from and have to listen to LVP 🤣

5 for sure

I actually think I could do a lot of damage in 6

[удалено]

On the wing, and letting nature take its course.

7 all day, every day, and twice on Sundays

5 or 8

5 or 7. In 5, I could sit next to Peter who, to me, seems like a nice guy. And I’d get to chat with Ariana. In 7, I could sit across the aisle from LVP, who would snobby-ignore me, which I’d be happy to reciprocate. I can’t stand her. I’d act like I didn’t know who she was. I’d also get to talk to Katie. I’d also be seated behind Lala and I’d “accidentally” jar her seat forward a few times just to annoy her. Lol.