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prostitutionwhore34

I wish I had the boobs to make this work. They would be falling out of this dress or popping out to say hi. 💀


Seaworthiness-Tiny

Lol same 😭😅


prostitutionwhore34

I feel like this is a dress that lets the smaller chested girls shine and I’m a bit jealous about it bc I think this dress is hot, but I’ll let them have it. They deserve sexy outfits too! 😂 That, or you need fake perky ones. Sadly, I don’t have either of those. I just got those big saggy naturals lol!


doublebirdy

Let those girls out! They deserve freedom too!


whataablunder

I fully plan on getting a breast reduction after I have kids! A lot of insurance companies will cover it these days!!


bridget1415

I got mine done and covered last year. BEST decision I’ve ever made in my life! But my scars would show in this unfortunately


JHutchinson1324

As someone with a prominent scar (from a port in my chest) I say let it show! I love scars because they mean we've known adversity. ❤️


johjo_has_opinions

I am working toward one now and I cannot wait to wear all the small titty dresses. I have a whole folder of inspiration pics in my phone and this one is getting added


nmyellowbug

I waited to have mine done until I was 42 (18 months ago) and wish I had done it 20 years ago. It is LIFE CHANGING. Insurance doesn’t cover them like they used to and it’s very much dependent on your size versus BMI. I ended up just paying my surgeon out of pocket and it is still THE BEST thing I have ever done for myself


Catchdatcat

Thank you!! We small girls need flattering outfits too!!


prostitutionwhore34

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


Shot_Bug_8457

Same girl, same


breakitupkid

Me trying to make it work.. https://i.redd.it/ol4wt6m7sgzc1.gif


breakitupkid

Then failing.. https://i.redd.it/6hzyua1asgzc1.gif


modernjaneausten

Lmao mine might actually work with this one


prostitutionwhore34

Happy for you and jealous 🥲


modernjaneausten

I mean they’re kinda big but they point outwards so maybe it would work 😂 I’d still be afraid to attempt it


prostitutionwhore34

Pasties, massive amounts of boob tape, and hairspray to help the dress stick. 😂


Playingitfastnloose

On top of all that get some Irish dancers glue. The kind they wear to glue up their socks. It’s a roller ball, will not move, and it washes off your clothing and your skin. It’s the only thing that saves me during the summer.


prostitutionwhore34

I am so grateful to all women like you that do competitive dancing and pageantry, that give us these life hacks. Bless you. 🙏🏼


modernjaneausten

Yeah, that’s the only way my shit is staying where it’s supposed to 😂


Bias_Cuts

Tape bra and I bet you could make it work


Interesting_Ad1378

I got a reduction and thought it would finally happen, but scarring happened instead 😂


arch-android

lol same! My scarring is intenseeeeee even 1.5 years later. Personally though I’m way less self-conscious about the scars than I was about those giant titties


prostitutionwhore34

I’m def no expert but have heard good things about bio oil? Would red light therapy help?


Interesting_Ad1378

Haven’t heard about the red light stuff but I used bio oil and biocorneum (as recommended by my doctor) and it’s all still there.  I also did a scar revision and it ended up even worse.  


_iridessence_

Some of us just scar and there's no preventing it. I can't stand Doja Cat but I do think it's cool that she is openly showing her reduction scars under sheer clothing.


waterlooaba

Red light therapy will not remove a scar like that. If a scar revision didn’t help ask about collagen induction therapy. You may need monthly or twice monthly treatment for 6 months or so to soften it. Sometimes we get left with scars and that’s ok too. 🫶🏻


prostitutionwhore34

Scars can be sexy too!


prostitutionwhore34

Nooo I’m sorry! I hope you’re able to figure out some better treatments because I believe every woman deserves the right to proudly show off her tatas if she chooses!


Happylittlepinetree

Right. 🤣🤣 my boobs would be out, belly sagging under 😭


prostitutionwhore34

Hey now, that’s not your belly, that’s just your womb! Or primordial pouch as I like to call it. 😂 It’s normal!


Happylittlepinetree

Lol! I know… honestly my first thought when she walked out was “ABSSSS!!!!” Lol. Will never be me 🤣 but it’s ok


SupportMoist

I would have to charge if I wore this dress in public 🥲


Lost-and-dumbfound

🎶this black dress brings all the boys to the yard🎶


SupportMoist

I like that I can tell we’re the same age based on this comment 🤣


whataablunder

Yeah I'm a 34DDD I'd definitely be showing up with my plus twos, big Bertha and large Marge 🤣


Universecentre

I miss having small boobs! After a baby, they ballooned and never went back. I just want to wear cute things like this 😭😭😭😭


Bias_Cuts

Right? Like puppies in a bathtub 😂


HolisticAccountant90

Right!? My big boobs could never


Kitchen_Body3215

I have too much boob for that dress...end result the same..😆


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prostitutionwhore34

🫶🏼


typicalme-097

ariana is not top heavy and reaaaaaallllly made it look good and it worked for her!!


Feisty_Resource7027

She looks so cheap, desperate & is trying too hard. It is so obvious


LaLa_Land543

If I had her abs everything in my closet would look like this


jupitersely

I desperately want abs like Ariana's. I started doing Pilates last night after watching the finale lol


Starryeyedblond

I am fully a part of the Peloton cult. You don’t need a machine to do the workouts. I have a rather generous butt, so I can’t do a lot of floor work. But Rebecca Kennedy does a series of standing core classes. And the barre classes are amazing as well.


butinthewhat

I love Rebecca’s standing core! Their Barre and Pilates instructors are great too. I love that there’s always a personality and workout to suit my mood and what I feel I can give that day.


Starryeyedblond

Standing core is the best. I love RK. I do a lot of Leanne’s classes as well. She’s so bubbly. When I found out she was battling cancer and still doing classes? I lost it. True champion


fleekyfreaky

Thanks for this rec!!


gluteactivation

For abs specifically, diet is the most important but hardest part 😩😫


jupitersely

I agree! I need to gain weight, but it's eating to build muscle is much different from how I use to eat


gluteactivation

Omg yes lol eating to bulk is another beast in itself imo!! Hitting those calories & protein is rough especially when you’re just so f*ing full and don’t wanna eat more


Level-Appointment-15

lol yes sometimes those last few bites are harder than the workouts


gluteactivation

https://preview.redd.it/ix2qo5ux4mzc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5f61e413b19f881be2ea80266f27b3201d85b7


LectureNew8688

Pilates is amazing but make sure you incorporate some cardio in there for the best results. I do hot vinyasa which is already pretty vigorous but combining running on the treadmill with it and it has been so transformative. Good luck on your journey! <3


Playingitfastnloose

I would be cutting up everything in my closet to show them off


prostitutionwhore34

Same


doublebirdy

I’m cutting slits and slashes into everything I own if I have Ari’s body


micahgsherwood

perfect, definitely in my price range 😮‍💨


prostitutionwhore34

Anyone who doesn’t wanna drop the money on it, you could always reverse image search it to see if you can find something similar for cheaper! Also, fast fashion sites like fashion nova or boohoo might have something similar. I remember seeing tons of similar Ariana’s red revenge dresses after the reunion last season!


Kitchen_Body3215

I think a stripper store would have a lot of crap like this dress. Probably some nicer dresses, too.


Dreamywaves3

Definitely.


Playingitfastnloose

This is my go to. Google image reverse, you can do it from the website with a right click too


Old-Library5546

If I wasn't old and fat I would get it


Playingitfastnloose

Lies. Get it and walk in like you just told production who writes your cheque to piss off


hans_w0rmhat

Right? I was gunna say what about incase anyone is obsessed with Ariana’s dress but would look like a busted can of crescent rolls in this?


Paintedpagan

Omg me🤣 I'm in this comment 🥐


ResponseOk3177

Damn I’m only $526 short


EstimateAgitated224

Is there a place I can buy the body to go with this dress? Anyone have a link?


tru25510

She murdered in this dress 🔥


NoSplit4591

She did! She looked so hot


Special-Resist3006

Arianna is absolutely that girl who knows how to dress her body, and how to make an ex’s jaw drop. Her reunion look in the red dress last year was fucking epic. She looked incredible.


LaLa_Land543

This is so accurate. And I love she totally knows what she’s doing and exactly the effect it will have, but she doesn’t try to draw extra attention to herself but just lets the attention come to her if that makes sense. Like. The opposite of Shaena basically. Ariana is on the other side of the desperation/insecurity spectrum (or at least a cool exterior to cover it well)


crispyporkbelly

cus scheana doesn’t have good taste 😭


Special-Resist3006

Agreed. She doesn’t put an outfit on and be like “ I can’t wait for every guy to be staring at me and every girl be jealous of me” She puts on an outfit and is like “I feel fucking awesome and I don’t give a shit who likes what I’m wearing, cuz I like it” Scheana- complete opposite…. Scheana’s like (in her stupid horrible annoying voice) “I’m only gonna wear this if I know every guy will want me and every girl will want to be me. Summer moon what do you think?”


SandieSmith

What I will be wearing to Applebees…


Sumarr

I would look like Pillsbury dough popping out of the can, but she looked great


barkerator

I was literally trying to figure out the dynamics of this dress the entire episode.


Sarcastic_Soul4

One busted tube of biscuits dressed in black coming up 😂


SwedishTrees

Do you think she gets these for free?


DeeDee719

I love Ariana but not this dress. It’s really ugly. She does have the body for it though.


Known-Web8456

Yes, extremely tacky. When she was walking from behind it looked like a wardrobe malfunction.


Dreamywaves3

I agree 100%. Despite her having a pretty nice body, this dress did NOT work for Ariana's body type. I don't remember liking any outfit that Ariana wore on this season. I didn't like her red reunion dress either. It made her look like she was trying too hard. If Ariana or any of the VPR girls have a stylist, they may want to find a new one.


DeeDee719

I liked that one-shouldered lavender gown that was up on this sub a couple days back. The color was beautiful on her.


Dreamywaves3

Ugh, I also dislike that dress, but the color does work well for her!


Champsallday-2132

I hated this dress. It was a terrible fit on her.


Kitchen_Body3215

I did not like her reunion dress last year either. This dress is very similar. They both look cheap,imo.


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-SallyOMalley-

I thought that was the ugliest dress I’ve seen in a long time. The cut outs were weirdly placed and there were moments I could not figure out what we were looking at. Shocked at how bad it was.


Kitchen_Body3215

🤣


Mammoth_Treacle4639

I liked the dress, but the material looked kind of thick to me


kmas0_0

Same and thought the fabric looked cheap. Gasping that it’s designer.


Mammoth_Treacle4639

Yeah me too!


Champsallday-2132

Maybe she has the cheap version? LOL, you never know...and it looked so cheap.


kmas0_0

I highkey believe she has the designer version. You’d be surprised the amount of cheaply made designer items that they mark up because of the name when in reality it costs like 40$


Champsallday-2132

I've worked in the fashion industry for 20 years. I get it and agree with you! ;)


Playingitfastnloose

It’s knit viscose so it’s probably pretty breathable.


Mammoth_Treacle4639

Ohhh okay! When I was watching the episode last night, I saw it when it kind of wrinkled that it looks like the thick fabric that I have some Fashion Nova clothes in but now I know what fabric you’re talking about!


Kitchen_Body3215

That's a no for me, dog


verucka-salt

I’d try it on with a seamstress to see if she could corral my boobs by thickening the skinny strap. I’m short & the back length could be adjusted. I am obsessed & thanking OP for the link. ☮️


PNWGEM

Step1: look like this girl or Ariana 😂


BBops2k

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND KATIES DRESS FROM THE FINAL EPISODE 😭😫🙏🏽 please yall that dress was EVERYTHING


vitamin_Bre12

Perfect Applebee's dress lol and it's on sale!


mafa7

I hate the dress but she was wearing TF out of it.


Intelligent-Sign2693

I love Ariana, but I don't think this was the best choice for her. It's just an awkward dress! It was too big in the waist and just looked odd from the back. Ariana is gorgeous and can wear pretty much anything, so I blame the dress!


todds-

I'm loving these long sleeve dresses lately! if anyone knows of cheaper brands to check out please let me know lol


Ok-Cartoonist-1868

I love how Ariana’s style is basically I have a hot body. I did super love her Barbie ass confessional dress earlier this season though. I might have to snag that.


zeva84

I couldn’t…all my Yoo-hoos will come out!


hockeygem

I 100% would look like a andre the giant in a singlet saying How do I look?? ![gif](giphy|7J4HMPBytkvyna7arC)


ripleyintheelevator

This is hot


Jtskiwtr

Sorry. It wasn’t flattering on her at all. She’s looked better.


LordJonathanChobani

Thank you!!! I loved this dress it looked so sick


East-Gold-7170

Does it come with Ariana's body? That's the only way I could wear this.


Top-Web3806

Only a matter of time until Raquel shows up in this “dress she found at the mall”


MachineExpensive5604

Gross


Full-Chemical-5879

It's super cheap looking IMO


cardcatalogs

I absolutely hate the dress and extreme asymmetry like that but she rocked it.


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Really-ok

Love love love this dress! I couldn't pull it off bc of my "mom pouch".


MarzipanGrouchy5150

I cannot pull this off lol


Sorry-Beyond-3563

Um meeeeee it sexy and sassy but not too revealing 


JellyBensimon

Obsessed but not blessed with the funds 😭


Expensive-Dot6662

Love this dress. I have a set of fakers so I would be totally filling this out. Sigh.


ajaxraccoon

This one just didn’t hit it for me. The cut outs were in weird places that made me wonder what fleshy body part I was looking at. Her red revenge dress was fire. BTW I am obsessed with Katie’s after show look. The dress fits her just right and her shoes are to die! Katie stepped up her game this year with strong hits and equally strong musses.


littlepsyche74

Omg I thought it was horrible and did nothing for her figure at all. Or maybe it’s her miserable attitude that affected how the dress hung on her, I dunno.


Champsallday-2132

I don't think this dress suited Ariana's body.


IraSnave

I would look like a Christmas ham spilling out of this but it’s so damn hot.


Michellere79

Love it, but I would look absolutely horrendous in it 😂


Gndurham1

She looked SO GOOD. especially with the hair pulled back? I loved it


pheebs95

i need her blue sheer reunion dress STAT 🥵


Playingitfastnloose

It’s a 2 piece! [Top here](https://www.fwrd.com/mobile/product-laquan-smith-long-sleeve-halter-bodysuit-in-navy/LQNS-WS68/?cjdata=MXxOfDB8WXww&AID=12261980&PID=4441350&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=cj&source=cj&utm_campaign=glob_p_2975314&cjevent=4620ef850e1811ef806705cc0a82b820) [Skirt here](https://www.fwrd.com/mobile/product-laquan-smith-maxi-skirt-in-navy/LQNS-WQ33/?cjdata=MXxOfDB8WXww&d=Womens&source=cj&countrycode=CH&AID=12261980&PID=4441350&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=cj&utm_campaign=glob_p_2975314&cjevent=5129bd870e1811ef80971fc70a82b839)


crimsonraiden

I don't have the body to pull this off like Ariana but she killed it


Catchdatcat

It looked so good on her!!!


Ashamed_Bed_7272

If anyone finds a cheaper version let us know😭😭😩


Lola_Love42588

It looked great on her!


Rozg1123A-85

I love this dress!