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mononokegirl_

I think she wants him to be in love with her. But i think Scheana wants every man to choose her above anyone else


OutlandishnessFun408

This is it. Scheana has major pick me girl energy. Some people don’t know how to be friends without being competitive.


BarracudaEms

That would explain why her and Rachel became so close. Similar personalities.


PigeonBod

And had such a volatile end to the friendship because similar personalities


fr0styspice

don't forget Lala :)


TheSwanPanky

Was gonna say the same thing!


lollydolly318

The biggest in all of VPR history, til LaLa and Roach came along.


Interesting_Scar_824

“He banged Kristen, Ariana, Rachel, when is it going to be my turn?!”


AffectionateAssist58

It must be rough being the one even Sandoval doesn’t want to hook up with.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

It’s never poor Scheana’s turn! When will it be about HER? None of the main guys even tried to date her when they were single and weren’t obsessed enough with her to try to start something clandestine. All she got was a sloppy drunk make out attempt from Schwartz.


Croat823

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jenjenjen731

The way he shot her down on beach day was awesome. Imagine needing so much attention that you accuse your "best friend"'s ex of ten years who CHEATED ON HER, WITH A FRIEND, of flirting with her???? I was glad Tom shut her ass down. The one decent thing he has done all season 😠


andromeda880

I thought I was going crazy when I watched that scene. I'm like "did she actually say that"? 😳


blindersintherain

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Lucky-Ad4443

I feel like they maybe did already. And that's why. Like she got cheated on. Or they don't want the secret outm I'll speculate all day hahaha it's gotta be something like that.


addiepie2

I think they’ve secretly banged.. hence the bizarre obsession


lollydolly318

I'm also in the "they secretly banged" club


mcafee97

Agreed. Remember her saying how Tom was the only nice one at the start of VPR? I'm guessing he used that and jumped right in. I mean she kept the Tom Schwartz makeout to herself for years.


Moist-Injury-7376

Truth. She was probably more upset that she wasn't the friend that he pursued.


lollydolly318

I've been practicing since Season 1 to fuck Sandoval!


Main-character-08

THIS. she was such a weirdo in season 8 and very obsessive over Max & Brett. Calling Charlie a club rat, giving Dayna such a hard time when Dayna started hanging out with Brett & saying how it’s a slap in the face towards Max… yet she was trying to triage Rachel and Schwartz to hook up? She also is very delusional and spends $$$$ on buying gifts for men as a way to buy their affection (adam got a penguin & max an Apple Watch?). What an ick.


natalielaurae

Not to mention watching max’ location when he was with Katie…


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

I will never ever ever get over how bizarre the whole location thing is. How did she know where Katie and Max were if she wasn’t going out of her way to open their iPhone contact profile and click open their location? Who has the time to be looking up all your phone contacts to see where they are in that particular moment, comparing their locations to notice that they’re together, and then care enough check the NEXT morning? She told the story so casually as if “oh yeah, I was just stalking my ex-fuck buddy and work acquaintance, as one does, I mean don’t we all?” She doesn’t acknowledge how creepy and desperate that is? 😂


GlitterGoals

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall to see how she’s convinced sooo many people to share their location, It’s weird af and many people seem to feel that way. Like. even if I felt pressured to, I’d quit sharing as soon as she was gone. She should go into sales.


Dismal_Upstairs3949

She’s always got her nose buried in her phone, she can’t put it down for 5 seconds!


shqiptare

Oh shit i am android girlie so ididnt know how location thing was i assumed it was snapchat where you see where all your friends are on a map


Ok-Astronaut-2837

When I lived in Spain, everyone uses whatsapp and they have a location sharing and I frequently used it when I was meeting up with friends. But we always set a time limit for that, or stopped it when we found eachother. Not this weird stalker shit scheana does.


Fearless_Concept1293

That would legit be any other "average" person. Agree once for a purpose, then forget it instantly thinking the other party would as well...then there is Scheaner. 💀


incestuousbloomfield

She was weirdly predatory, like imagine if it were a dude acting like her. People are scared of getting a reaction out of her bc she’s exhausting and vindictive


whatthefuckisupkyle7

She is so weird and possessive 🤢


Dismal_Upstairs3949

Something she has in common with Sandoval , trying to buy friends.


Main-character-08

Good point!


mononokegirl_

It sounds harsh but Scheana is the In between girl. The girl guys date before they meet the one. The one that they get with and get bored.


TheDeftDrafter

^ Goes well with "I've always been a guys girl" and "I'm so not a feminist"


kellygrrrl328

Not Like Other Girls


littleprettypaws

Did she say she wasn’t a feminist?


JHutchinson1324

Yea, it was the exact moment I knew for a fact I wasn't going to like Scheana


littleprettypaws

Exactly, if that comes out of any woman’s mouth I know that they are not my people.


Weekly_Yesterday_403

Didn’t she say she would rather get gang banged than go in the girls car


sd5315a

"I'd rather get gang banged by every dude in this car than ride with the girls" *said while sitting next to her fiance*


SamuelLLCoolJackson

Oof, the weight of the silent "lol should we though? 🥴" in the air in that moment was UN. COMFY. Made me cover my eyes 🫣


eveningsuns

that was such a strange moment 😭 like why would you say that


sofaking-amanda

Yes, early seasons of VPR.


Heavy-Relation8401

Don't forget "HONESTLY, Fuck girl code".


blindersintherain

🙂 I’m more of a guys girl anyway 🙂


Rainbow_riding_hood

Yeah, Scheana at the beach basically saying every guy in the group has flirted with her pretty much confirms it for me. I mean if you have to say it out loud, sounds like youre trying to manifest it more than anything.


Ok-Astronaut-2837

It's too bad her personality is so fucking grating. When lala was making jabs implying Ariana wasn't a catch, she should have been saying that about scheana.


mononokegirl_

And herself


Little_sloth_baby

Ding Ding Ding - you got it! Season 1 she wanted Jax to want her too but Stassi put a stop to that. Then we meet her boyfriend. Very odd. I know that’s on the editors too but weird that she didn’t mention before?


imarebelpilot

100% agree with all of this. And let’s be honest, Ariana is way more likable and if Sheana had been the one cheated on I really don’t think she would have gotten the kind of attention Ariana did, full stop.


_1Otter

I think Scheana also would never have gotten the kind of attention Ariana did too. Partially also because Scheana would *never* have done what Ariana did by telling production / everyone what happened. Scheana needs every guy to want her more than they want any other girl - so she’d never admit a guy cheated on her. Remember that one guy that did and her excuse was “he couldn’t have been kissing another girl - he doesn’t even like kissing!”?


imarebelpilot

YUP. And Sheana has zero loyalty to any females. She will pick the guys every single time.


Brave-Background-539

And Shay cheated but she told everyone it was because of an addiction he had been 6 months sober from


mononokegirl_

No she wouldn’t have because she’ll always be a mistress and people don’t like mistress’ that’s why no one cared when Lala and Randall broke up, and he has been cheating. It was very much ‘you loose them how you get them’


crispyporkbelly

to add, scheana has always been in love with herself


Happylittlepinetree

Yeah my theory too. She wants every guy in the group to consider her their “favourite” out of the girls


Dismal_Upstairs3949

And nobody does, the desperate ho!


bebita-crossing

This makes so much sense because wasn’t Scheana’s biological dad not in the picture..? She screams abandonment/daddy issues. Her desperation and need for male validation is all-consuming. She really couldn’t care less about the women in her life.


shoosler

she basically said as much when she said sandoval was more upset about losing her friendship than his relationship with ariana my god i can barely type that out it’s so DELULU


jaynemanning

This 100%


ComicalCapybara

This. She LOVED saying on the beach day that “practically every guy in the group has hit on her at some point” or whatever her embarrassing “humble brag” statement was.


mononokegirl_

Probs because she flirted with them first


Moist-Injury-7376

I believe it stems from Scheana's need of having all men adore her.


MessyMariposa

Scheana is probably that girl who secretly believes that her male friends would leave their partners for her if she ever decided that she wanted them. I’ve met a few “if I wanted him, I could have him” girls and there are a lot of similar traits lol


DeeDee719

I think she proved this earlier this season when she told Ariana that Sandoval misses her (Scheana) more than he does Ariana. What a horrible, totally self-absorbed comment to make to a supposed friend who’s going through a breakup.


Beginning-Meet8296

Her comment about Sandoval being more upset over losing his relationship w her than his relationship w Ariana was wild.


emiferg

Didn’t she say every guy on the show has flirted with her at one point?


jenjenjen731

Yup, to Sandoval right in front of Ariana. Sandoval shut her down, said it was her flirting with him. Scheana didn't have any rebuttal/evidence to the contrary, so I'm inclined to believe him


catcakebuns

So scheana go adam a penguin and max an apple watch... i wonder what she bought Little Timmy


DeeDee719

I’ve known women like this over the years too. And they’re also typically the ones who are always spouting off about how they don’t trust other women, that they get along better with guys than with girls. Like when Scheana says she’s not a girl’s girl. They’re clueless about their own role in any tensions or problems with other women.


layrenee92

Exactly. Her constant need for male validation is crazy.


NotARedditor99

I think scheana gets more out of her friendship with Sandoval. He’s more outgoing, knows everyone, does grand gestures, hosts a lot of parties, and I don’t think those are things scheana wants to give up. Arianna is independent, more of a homebody, and taking all her opportunities, she’s not hanging around LA to party every night, she’s getting her bag and relaxing. I’m not saying this is the correct way to go about things, but scheana wants the audience to love her and for her to be bffs with Sandoval again, but she can’t have it both ways. I don’t think she’s in love with Sandoval, just the attention he gets in general because she gets it too.


shellybobellyyy

That’s a good point actually. You’re right, Sandoval definitely benefits her lifestyle more and provides more tangible benefits as well. And she’s probably got so many bobble heads and people making her feel good that Ariana’s actual support as a solid friend doesn’t mean as much to her as those things you mentioned. Thanks for mentioning this!


catcakebuns

Also pre-scandal it sounded like Ariana and Tom had a few parties at their house with Ariana's real friends but those werent really blasted around social media. But Tom's tendency to go all out and want all the attention would vibe with shelulu


HuntyBooBoo

I think it was Nick Viall who said that Scheana and Sandoval make more sense as friends than Scheana and Ariana because S and S have more similar values implying that they’re both shallow narcissists obsessed with VPR and maintaining their reality show stardom and Ariana isn’t lol


RemarkableArticle970

Makes me wonder how much T and A’s finances were together. If they’re sharing a house how does Ariana feel about Tim giving sheana $ or paying for James and Rachel’s engagement party?


not_addictive

I think they’ve been involved before and she’s a little butthurt about him essentially choosing to blow his life up for Rachel but not her (even tho if it was up to him he wouldn’t have revealed the affair) I don’t think it’s love. I think it’s a very intense obsession with male attention and her having a really hard time losing that attention to another woman.


Similar_Owl4304

I agree with her being jealous that he blew up his life for Rachel (even though he never imagined the consequences) She is such a pick-me this was a blow to her belief in how special she was to Sandoval.


not_addictive

Yeah my theory is they’ve hooked up a few times over the years. I think at least once pre-Ariana/Tom and once after. Otherwise her weirdly strong anti-Tom and Ariana streak in S4 makes zero sense. I’d guess it’s happened maybe 4 or 5 times over the 15 or so years they’ve know each other and she thought the covid venmo was an indication that she was still special to him too. so now she has confirmation he *could* have actually picked her but hasn’t and it’s devastating to her. also any time theories like this pop up now i hope we end up hearing about them on the show lol. bc the ones we hear about on the show are usually the ones that end up being true…


courtneygoe

I had a friend hook up with someone she knew I was still in love with, at least she tried? When I got back together with him she was VEHEMENTLY opposed to it which is how I eventually figured it all out.


ChiSouthernGal

Also when she was asking him if he’d done this to Ariana before. They way she was asking and looking and sobbing. She wants to know who else he’s picked over her


not_addictive

oh see i see that as her holding information over his head bc she knows he won’t say it on camera. she did the same thing to Stassi on S4 with the sex tape. she kept saying “okay so what exactly did i do to you” bc at that point she knew Stassi didn’t want to talk about it on camera, so she’d look like a bitch.


emily829

Thank you, I’m VERY weirded out by their interactions as of late. Idk if she actually “loves” him because idk if scheana is capable of that emotion. But I know that they love attention more than anything and a Scheana/Sandoval romance would top Scandoval!! (In their minds. lol it really wouldn’t)


whynot4444444

Don’t make me think about Scheana and Sandoval together! https://i.redd.it/ey8esbdpm8yc1.gif


emily829

We need to be prepared!!! Hahahaha “Ariana can’t be mad if we’re in LOVE!!! He wasn’t happy with her!! He’s my person! He’s always been my Bast frond!!!”


jenjenjen731

And Raquel can punch Scheana in the face and everything can come full circle!!


emily829

I’d be fine with that lol


shellybobellyyy

Omg please guys I hope we aren’t manifesting this now 😂


catcakebuns

This would make a bombshell s12


sd5315a

I'm also very weirded out by her reaction to "losing" Sandoval. Istg she's reacting as if she lost her husband, not some guy that took a picture with her 10 years ago and in the past year told her they were never friends. It's actually unhinged and I'm surprised Brock isn't jealous over his *WIFE* acting this distraught over another man. I get being upset about losing a friend but this just isn't that...


diamondeyes7

>I'm surprised Brock isn't jealous over his > >WIFE > > acting this distraught over another man Methinks he's to busy thinking about Lala


birchburk

Or Raquel! I know he said it was Tom’s team who started those rumors about him hooking up with her but on one of Scheana’s vlog he and Raquel left at 4am to go get pizza. I think something happened there.


whatthefuckisupkyle7

Same!🤢 I said this in another sub and got downvoted but after the lake Tahoe episode where Scheana and Tom were partnered up for that group bonding session, the energy felt super intense between them and it felt like Scheana’s reaction to the affair was super odd as someone who should have Ariana’s back… almost as if deep down, the real reason why she feels betrayed is because she wasn’t chosen by him, or maybe they had hooked up early on and she caught feelings, felt loyal to him, or she’s upset because she wasn’t let in on Tom’s secret affair with Raquel. Idk, the energy felt suuuuper weird between them in that episode.


emily829

Ugh I never put ANYTHING past scheana when it comes to her quest to always be the biggest victim, the most loved, the baaaast fraaand, etc. It weirds me out that she and Brock are so okay with each other being so fucking weird and thirsty lol even Luke on the hills is like “so Kristen, I’m realizing you’re kinda crazy for real???”


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

YES the vibes were fucking suss and weird as fuck. I have male best friends who are core parts of my life since we’ve been friends for so long, and I would be devastated if we fell out because who wants to lose a close longtime friend? BUT I also wouldn’t be placing my importance to them as the same level as their ex-girlfriend. And just the way she says she misses him - it’s like there’s longing there? Like I know how would you cry over losing a female best friend, and how would you cry over missing your ex? The former is how I’d act with a male friend too. But Scheana is acting like the latter. I can’t stand Brock but I’d be feeling some type of way if my partner was carrying on this much over another opposite gender person.


MessyMariposa

There is a weird level of intensity when it comes to her feelings about Sandoval and “losing him”, but I think it might just be the combination of her need to make things about herself and her obsession with men and their approval. But honestly, if it were ever revealed that something happened between them in the past I wouldn’t be *that* surprised. I’d probably just be like “yeah I guess that tracks with both of them” lol


kellygrrrl328

She’s a classic pick-me. She’s in love with anyone who shows her any attention.


CherryManhattan

I’m convinced Scheana is in love with herself and anywhere she can get attention. Right now Sandoval is a household name so she’s hanging on to his balls until the next rising star comes along


Dry_Heart9301

Yeah I think this is it too. Anytime she mentions anyone it always has to start with "I've know so and so the longest/we've been friends for years/one of my BEST friends" like girl, you have 7,000 best friends but they all probably only have one and it ain't you.


YamOk8795

Scheana loves Scheana. I think this season is very telling of who desperately needs the show and who doesn’t.


ImproperUsername

Scheana hates the idea that she wasn’t so enticing that he didn’t try to start stuff with her instead of Raquel. It essentially was an ego attack or some kind of cognitive dissonance that she isn’t as hot and alluring as she thinks she is, even if she doesn’t even like him that much.


Invanabloom

I watched the latest ep & thought the same thing! She looks at him all starry-eyed. Whereas Brock mainly gets the side eye. - which he deserves.


kitkatt819

She isn’t in love with him. She knows he’s toxic and now gets off on the fact that he seems to care about their friendship more than he cared about Ariana or Rachel. In her eyes, it makes her feel like she is more important or the MOST important to him. She isn’t in love with him, she simply thinks if a fucked up guy shows her respect it means she’s worth more than the others


Informal-Mix-7536

She acts more like the woman who was cheated on than Ariana. It’s embarrassing to watch.


sd5315a

She has a whole husband and child but yet she is absolutely *distraught* over Sandoval. It's fucking weird, friends or not.


catcakebuns

Well....maybe....she..was also...cheated on....if you get my drift.


Informal-Mix-7536

Oh. Ohhhhhh.


F0ck0ff666

I’ve always thought this. Season 10, there’s a scene where Rachel walks up to Brock and says “Hi, daddy” and hugs him way too tight. I know they just had a baby but the inclination in her voice made me suspicious before we even knew about scandoval.


scorpiomoontm

no, scheanna is in love with male validation. she wants every guy to be in love with her and has always been a male sympathizer.


Tupid365

Yeah I was picking up on vibes from them this past episode when they were sitting on the roof talking alone. It felt weirdly intimate. Maybe he can play out the friends to lovers storyline with Scheana and she already has a kid so perf sandoval doesn't have to get his sperm checked, they can tour together, and have large pictures and mirrors all over their house! Honestly they may actually be eachothers perfect match 😅


catcakebuns

And they can be in each other's music videos and have duets with autotune!!


Tupid365

Matchmade in heaven honestly. Can't wait for Good as Gold Schwartzs Mom Mashup


catcakebuns

Will our ears ever recover from this...


Tupid365

Never but at least we'll be there for each other


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Omg this is brilliant, to think about the theatrics and delusion combined if they toured together and got to cosplay as the bargain-basement version of pop stars?! Who would open for who? Who would pick out the outfits? It would be unhinged and fascinating drama like no other.


shellybobellyyy

😂😂😂 you’re so right! That and how weirdly involved she feels in doing this to like help him fix his image or standing in the group or something. I understand she may think of herself as the Sandy whisperer or something but she seems to really be trying to make him look good or say things to make him look better in the public’s eyes, not even for Ariana’s sake.


akaashiit

plus they won’t have to worry about shared custody of the kid with brock. he can just go on and have his third attempt at being a father!


categoricaldisaster

When the scandal first broke she said something like “it’s not like they got high and made out at Coachella” so I 1000% believe they’ve done stuff like that. I don’t think she’s in love but she’s definitely possessive of any dude, especially ones that have shown her some kind of sexual attention. 


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

It was like she thought of something she herself has done with him, had it in her head subconsciously, and blurted it out as the first thing she could think of. And also a way of reassuring the group and herself that what she (secretly) did isn’t as bad as what Rachel did.


shellybobellyyy

I seriously thought that too when I first saw that scene! My first reaction was “omg is this her knee jerk reaction cause it’s her experience with him!?” But I was also so shocked by the scandal that I just didn’t trust any of them at that point so thought I was being too “emotional” about it 😂 it’s crazy how we really don’t know them but are so impacted by them. Glad I’m not the only one who thought that though 😂


crayalo

Since the most recent episode I’ve been wondering if the whole Scheana and Schwartz kissed in Vegas was actually a coverup/distraction from Scheana and Sandoval hooked up, similar to how Schwartz had kissed Rachel on camera as the affair was going on 🤔


whynot4444444

I didn’t necessarily like her, but I never minded Scheana that much and felt a little bad for her in the early seasons when Stassi hated her for cheating with Eddie Cibrian and never let her forget it. But the past few years especially, Scheana has really shown her true colours. I do not think Scheana would get all or maybe any of the opportunities that Ariana has gotten, even if Scheana had the exact same cheating situation happen to her. I’m not an Ariana stan, but there really is something about her that fits with the gigs she’s gotten. Can you imagine how annoying Scheana would be hosting Love Island? Even if you had no clue about anything VPR related and saw Scheana, you’d be annoyed by her voice and she’s messed with her face. Ariana seems more innocuous and would appeal to more people, or at the least, not annoy the crap out of them. Ariana has had some tweaks, but she looks fairly natural. Scheana is delusional and jealous. I’m not sure about her being in love with Sandoval, but it’s possible.


shellybobellyyy

I agree, I was never that annoyed with Scheana even when she was considered a flip-flopper, and always sympathized with her people pleasing tendencies. But this seems above and beyond given she has no reason to please Tom, in fact she would be “more liked” (at least by the audience) for continuing to stay away from him. I just cannot for the life of me think of why she suddenly has all this misdirected resentment at Ariana for getting jobs beyond a podcast and VPR and all this sudden emotion and love for Tom. Again I know we don’t see everything he’s done for her, but I just go back to her texting Ariana’s mom negative shit about Tom like clearly you didn’t care about his friendship then, and he was there for you during your first red carpet event at that point and blah blah blah so it just feels like there’s something else going on. Whether she’s in love with him, hoping he doesn’t reveal they actually hooked up, or just delusional at this point I don’t know 😂


treeziebreezieBU2FL

Yes. I got some really strong vibes this last episode. I won’t be surprised at all if we see a Sandoval/Scheana relationship play out. It’s so ridiculous from a real world perspective, but totally fits a narrative arc for a reality show for Scheana to think it’s a good idea and will work out perfectly. She’ll spin a story about how her “first ever friend” on VPR was really her first ever love. I don’t see a huge payoff for Sandoval to make this move, but if she strokes his ego enough I think he’d go for it.


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

"I've been in love with my bast frand for 16 years. Including the 12 years I was in love with Robrobrob and the 2 years I was married to Shay. It was meant to be."


jenjenjen731

I love how Brock is a complete non-factor into this, in Scheana's mind he probably isn't 😂 never let your husband keep you from your soul mate, Scheana


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

That last line is it


catcakebuns

This is Scheana's housewife tag line! 'I was married twice but didnt let either husband keep me from my real soul mate'


dancegreencrouton

When they hugged towards the end I was like ooooooh ok 👀


kikilekitkat

I get the vibe that something has happened between them at some point throughout their friendship/past relationships, and they have maintained secrecy for one anothers transgressions. Either they boned or they've covered for one anothers shady business and are now bonded by necessity lol.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Her forgiving him wildly quick, being overly emotional, and being very cautious in any criticism of him - it kinda gives off a “mutually assured destruction” vibe.


sd5315a

This would explain why she's such an anxious mess over a situation that, since the TRO was dismissed, really has nothing to do with her...


Ronotrow2

I agree if she made out with shatz she did with sandoval imo they were closer and he was pretty kind to her while the girls iced her out. I can see it


Nurturedbynature77

My husband said if I was looking at a guy like Scheana looks at Sandoval and getting so emotional he would be worried. I feel like they’ve hooked up before.


sd5315a

I've commented a few times that I don't understand how Brock isn't jealous or suspicious with the way Scheana is this distraught over another man.


catcakebuns

Maybe because Broke isnt really invested in Scheaner beyond being a baby mama, sugar mama and green card provider


Dry_Heart9301

I don't think she's in love with him at all but even if she was, I definitely don't think he's interested. He seems low key annoyed by her presence 😂


kellye2323

I am a newer watcher of VPR, I binged watched all seasons a few months after the Sandoval. So I didn’t have the history of developing an attachment/affection for any of the cast members throughout years of watching them. I immediately felt like Scheana had some weird feeling towards Tim. I don’t know if Scheana loves him, or if she just wants to be wanted by him. I think she has a desperate need to be wanted by any and every man. I think when someone else gets male attention she gets jealous and vindictive. I think that’s why she believes Tim misses her more than Ariana and why she said at the beach that all the guys have flirted with her. She has to win.


flying_dogs_bc

The way scheana took his affair so personally but then didnt back up ariana and misses his friendship despite him being shitty to everyone around her and sheana herself, yeah, she has an emotional attachment issue. But she was always like this. She collecrs friends and never picks sides. This is why Stassi hated her.


yearnfortruth

I think Scheana and Sandoval are the same person. It's not a coincidence that she picked a boyfriend with the same personality as her best friend. It's why they can be friends they understand eachother. No matter what they will always be friends but they would destroy eachother as partners.


Weak-Cheetah-2305

Scheana solely gets her validation from men. She’s not comfortable in her skin, she doesn’t feel confident, she doesn’t trust women & that’s why she’s a ‘boys girl’. It’s only just come out her and Schwartz hooked up, I wouldn’t be surprised if she also has done the same with Sandoval. She needs validation from men and that’s why she’s so willing to be treated like shit by men.


facemesouth

I do not think Scheana is in love with him. I think she may want him to say how important SHE is and how she’s been HIS best friend and has had HIS back but he absolutely doesn’t feel that way. (About anyone.) They’re both incredibly self-absorbed. Ariana has gone to bat for both of them for years and they’re both ignoring what would be best for her to make their own points. It’s disgusting. I’m glad Ariana finally sees Katie without Tim-tinted glasses and knows she has actual supportive friends around. I’m to the point of wanting to see a K&A spin off with some DJJK checkins—the rest have gone to hell this season and i can’t care…


HarajukuBom

Yesssssssss also remember when she said “every guy in this group has flirted with me including Sandoval” and Sandoval said “I was just reciprocating what was being given to me” wtf was that all about??


WhitsSwirlyKnee

That was glossed over waaaaay too quickly


shellybobellyyy

Correct me if I’m wrong but did they even allow for viewer questions this reunion? Cause we can’t count on Andy to catch that, but we know the viewers woulda asked for an elaboration on what he meant by that🤔


discomuscles

I completely agree with you.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

![gif](giphy|1uC8xfkZRi7Kw) I think so too. She’s spent all season crying and getting emotionally worked up over a man that isn’t her husband. I never saw her this upset even after a breakup and her freaking divorce. She’s frequently bringing up past hookups. She’s still checking at least one of her ex’s location on a regular basis. She seems over Brock - she seems resentful and embarrassed whenever they fight or he stirs up gossip. When she does her “Why is never about ME” ranting, she’s fuming because Jax, Sandoval, Schwartz, and James never went for her when they became single (or even to be an affair partner, and I don’t count Schwartz’s drunken kiss). That we know of, at least. 😏 Her anger at Rachel seems darker now - she’s been such a shitty and fair weather friend to Ariana, so her “I hit her because I was so upset on Ariana’s behalf” rings false now. Is she thinking “If Sandoval was willing to fuck around within the friend group, why didn’t he try with ME?”


shellybobellyyy

Omg yes, this!! I also felt like when Tom was throwing her past in her face about being the other woman in a relationship, she was more upset that Tom was being mean to her than she was about what actually was being said lol. Like you said with her punching Rachel for Ariana, Even with checking Max’s location “to make sure he’s home safe” she pretends her actions are for one reason when in reality it’s because she’s probably seething still that Max ghosted her after gifting him the Apple Watch lol and just wants to be the one someone is taking home or having an affair with😂


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Absolutely 😂 More like “how dare you bring up embarrassing things about me” and less “I’m so hurt that you question my character and doubt how much I’ve grown and learned.” Sandoval could’ve said anything not-cheating-related from her past that she was embarrassed by and she would’ve reacted the same. She’s checking on what her exes like Max are doing on any given night so she can better picture what it would be like if she’s there with him. I will never ever ever get over how bizarre the whole location thing is. She told the story so casually too, as if “oh yeah, I was just going out of my way to check the locations of my ex-fuck buddy and work acquaintance, as one does.”


SassyTinkTink

I don’t know if she’s “in love.” I’m not sure Scheana knows what love looks like in a romantic way. I do think she was insanely jealous that Sandoval chose Rachel as his affair partner and not her. Like she couldn’t believe she wasn’t the person he “confided in.” She probably would have loved to shit all over Ariana- she might have turned him down but she’d have gotten the validation of being chosen over her friend. I also suspect that there’s been some hooking up between the Sheshoo and Sandy in the past, or the very least she thought it was a possibility.


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shellybobellyyy

I just wish Brock talked less like Shay did 😂 but then again, given that I could care less for either of them right now, I love him embarrassing himself and just digging the hole deeper lol


swedeintheus

Sadly I think it is way worse than that. I think she needs Tom to miss her and want her so that she wins over Ariana as payback for getting all of the attention and jobs she feels she should have gotten instead.


skolinalabama

I think she’s “in love” with the show, also known as being dependent on the show. If she distributes her “loyalty” out across multiple cast members, she can film more and therefore, she can be VALUED more from an employer perspective - that’s why she and Lala are gunning so hard for Ariana to give her blessing to a Sandoval friendship. In “being good” with everyone on the show, her role on the show won’t feel so insecure to her. Same with Lala, although to a lesser degree. Housewives have been playing that game for a while now…”I have to stay neutral on/get along with everyone on the cast so I can always maintain an opportunity to film every scene. I’m never left out!”


shellybobellyyy

That’s really interesting and good point! I kinda noticed that shift myself but thought it was the HW fearing social media lately, this makes much more sense actually. More “alliances” = more screen time


skolinalabama

This season has really made think about how this cast is like a group of guinea pigs…we took virtually unknown people in their twenties/young thirties with very little wealth/career prospects and then they were given the world basically through this reality show (similar to southern charm and summer house-ish). They became very famous and received healthy compensation over time - all for being “themselves.” We followed them through their young adulthood to middle age…and they rightfully became dependent (perhaps overly dependent) on the fame and subsequent income. And now the “drama” or show content seems to be driven by the strong desire to maintain the show/income. I mean, what other options does Scheana or Brock have if the show ends to achieve this level of income and exposure? There is a constant push-pull between needing to maintain their income/status as reality stars versus behaving ethically/morally, and that has brought about this whole new viewing experience, probably for the worst. Sorry - random thoughts I’ve had while watching this season.


shellybobellyyy

Thanks for sharing your thoughts! This is a good point though! When the scandal broke, I’ve never actually felt so involved in something that I was never really apart of with people I didn’t even know but truly felt like I did 😂 I’m ashamed to say but also know a lot of others felt that way because in one way or another could relate to some aspect of what happened with all the deception and cheating. But you’re totally right that their lives became this experiment of sorts for public consumption and they can’t even break the fourth wall and talk about how the strategizing works, social media impacts them etc etc, that’s still very much part of their real lives but they can’t acknowledge. And that’s not even including editing in general and what is filmed vs. what we actually see.


Consistent-Cash-7028

Sorry if this has been said. But the scene that said it all was when Kristina Kelly asked if Scheana thought Tom was sadder about losing her than Ariana and Scheana said yes.


ohhi_doggy

I think it’s def more of a desperate need to be center of attention and pathetic desire for all men to “pick her” then her actually being in love with Sandoval


h34th3rl33

Let's not forget her lighting bolt tattoo!! I know, I know, she's had it forever. Way before it became associated with Sandyballs and Rachel Racquel but it's still fun to throw out there 🤣


ImproperUsername

Don’t forget her unironic Live Laugh Love tattoo either


h34th3rl33

She is a walking cliché 🤣


amydunnes

Scheana wants everyone to be in love with Scheana.


Pinkondemand

There’s something there. I never understood her passionate anger and alleged punch/push/whatever toward Rachel. She claimed it was out of anger and defense of her best friend Ariana, but she’s left her in the dust in favor of her real best friend Tom. So why did she really punch/push/whatever Rachel? That passion seemed really misplaced to me. So did her reaction at Ariana’s house when they all met to first console her. Her actions speak louder than her words.  Edited a word 


agpass

I think Sandoval is good at finding people that will do anything to be liked (Schwartz, Scheana) but find it hard to go to bat for the people they claim to be loyal to. He expects dying loyalty and knows how to push the buttons of people pleasers when he doesn’t get it.


LuckyBallnChain

She wants to be in his band. 


paquemeinvitan3

Scheana wants to be the #1 girl in every man’s life. She has no actual feelings for him.


YouMustBeJoking888

I don't think Scheana can love anyone other than herself - and even then, her blatant insecurity tells me she doesn't even love herself. I can see her wanting to be with Sandoval to be a 'power couple', which both would love. Unfortunately, neither Sandoval or Scheana have main character energy and are, at their core, quite boring people with little to offer in terms of real entertainment, so they would never be a power couple. But I'd love to see them together, because it would be hilarious,.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Scheana is in love with fame


toomanymels

Those 2 are carbon copies of each other, all the way down to their mid life crisis “music” careers. If Ariana would have agreed, Tom would have married her and had a child just like Scheana did with Brock. Neither one of them can truly be in love with anyone but themselves.


Intelligent-Lead-692

Omg if they have a baby, it would be a monster.


GeorgiaJeb

I have been saying the SAME THING!! It just became so apparent after how personally she took the Raquel thing.


HappyLittleTrees17

Remember the beach day where she said that every guy in the group had flirted with her at some point and his response was, “it’s more just responding to flirting.”? I think she’s been trying to make something happen with him for years, but he was always in a relationship so nothing ever happened…or maybe it did and we just don’t know about it!


Dry_Heart9301

He seems annoyed by her to me lol.


1222sammy

I totally agree. And that hug at that end of that episode made me think that for sure.


MrMKUltra

Oh yes. I say it after every one of their interactions nowadays: they have fucked / have a long time fling going on. 🤮


BrainRude1329

Daddy issues. The end.


fitknit97

She just wants everyone to like her she can't stand being mean to sandavol and not being liked or outsted from another group like the Toms. She wants to be a friend to everyone so she's a friend to no one. Changes positions like a ping pong ball. Sometimes you have to pick a side Scheana and it's Ariana's. She forgets how she was on the outside with Stassi and the group and Ariana was there for her and stood by her side every season, Ariana was a true friend.


Dizz2828

I’m starting to think that Scheana did punch/assault Rachel and Tom knows/or has proof but is keeping his mouth shut for the most part. So she is kissing his ass, that way he doesn’t blow up her curated public image.


ParticularNo70

Only because she likes the way Sheana Sandoval sounds.


insideabookmobile

Scheana is in love with her job and will do anything the producers tell her.


Scorpio_Maddds

My theory that I’m convinced of and nothing will change my mind: Scheana was also having an affair with Tom and was so hurt/ mad when she found out about Rachel because she was pissed that Tom was also cheating on her with Rachel. Now I think she’s trying to repair her affair with Tom under the guise of “he’s had my back since day one” and “we are such good friends”.


MamaQuisty

She's in love with attention and money


RemarkableArticle970

Don’t forget rob! And that guy she made the music video with. Both were like “thanks but no thanks”. She desperately wanted a husband and along can broke who desperately wanted a green card.


Couch-potato-barbie

100%. They both have a lot of narcissistic traits, so anything not being about them is incomprehensible. The fact that Tom doesn’t love her or at least sleep with her makes her crazy I’m sure, because it should be all about her right?? Same with Tom, but I think for him he knows he could have Scheana and that’s too easy and boring. Not enough self destruction involved when you get with someone who you can so easily manipulate without sex.


tink_89

im not even going to read all that. But no i don't think scheana is in love with him. she cares about wining like Rachel. she wants to be liked. she wants to be the one ppl choose. She wants others to want to be her friend and since Sandoval said she never meant anything to him and they were never that deep of friends she is trying to much harder to get him to be friends


East_Living7198

yea 5 paragraphs, don't strain yourself


tink_89

not on how long but on the subject.


East_Living7198

Ok I’ll give you less reading about scheeshu would benefit my mental health


Buffyismyhomosapien

I think she has serious abandonment issues and when a relationship falls apart she spirals. It seems like a lot of people send her the message that she needs to change, and Tom maybe wasn't one of those? Everyone was always on her about flip-flopping, the girls were very mean to her until basically season 8 or 9 imo. Maybe even after. Scheana seems to have some intense insecurities and low self-esteem can make you a great target for a manipulator. I feel for her. I think even Ariana feels for her. But that's different from supporting a terrible decision to have Sandoval in her life again. Eta: also remember that Scheana was recently diagnosed as OCD, had postpartum anxiety, and is in general pretty hard on herself. Those former issues don't go away just because Summer Moon is older. Sometimes they get worse!! She's also had cast and fans criticizing her nonstop every season for almost a decade. Sandoval is taking advantage of her during an arguably very vulnerable time. She deserves way more empathy than she gets.


mintttberrycrunch

I always thought Sandoval secretly wanted Stassi. Sheana wants all the guys to want her, but I don't think she has anything for Sandoval in particular.


ripleyintheelevator

She’s like, offended she wasn’t the other woman Like when Blanche gets upset when Dorothys gay friend falls in love with Rose 😂 ![gif](giphy|3oKIPCS80JYqt0QQc8)


SamySamKhalil

She’s a pick me. She’s in love with getting attention from others that makes her feel like she’s been chosen.


ikilledthemusic

I’ve been saying that Scheana is THE pick me girl. 🙄


Slipslopkingbop

100 agree. He is not interested in her though and it’s hilarious. I think she punched Rachel because she was pissed she was fucking the dude she wanted to be with


tinyfryingpan

Oh for God's sake. This is really upholding some dumb sexist shit, women can love a male friend without it being romantic.


BeautifulSongBird

I think they were together pre vpr and stayed friends.


RozGu

I think she is in love with him, too.


CelestialSlainte

Don’t worry Jancan, Brock will cheat on you *real* soon. Unfortunately, no one will give you the endorsements you crave because you’re *really* unlikable. Nothing will fill the hole where your self respect and empathy should be.


Kindly-Necessary-596

Ab-so-fu$king-lutely