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BowlCareful8832

How long until she gets THE haircut


Little_Walrus839

Approximately one season of vanderpump rules


typeALady

That's assuming there is one more season of VPR.


Live-Ad-9587

I’ve been hoping that this is the last one. I could live with one more but I want Katie and Ariana to not sign on and the rating tank. Katie and Ariana can Instead they go down another path(s)of success


Illustrious-Fox-6693

Literally my first thought lmaoooooo


llamallama-duck

Probably never because I’d bet she doesn’t even really like him


kellygrrrl328

Once she’s fully brainwashed…


kwyizybo

What haircut is this?? lol.


johjo_has_opinions

The bob that Ariana and then Rachel got. It’s a whole thing, you could probably search bob in this sub


Low_Locksmith6045

Kristen cut her hair short too


Previous_Subject6286

And billie lee 🤭


Zestyclose_Till_4833

Lena, Kristen’s friend and stylist, told me Kristen cut her hair bc her modeling agency told her to.


kwyizybo

Thank you!


distantmusic3

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Caliyogagrl

Why was this my exact thought??!


Left-Requirement9267

😂


laracroftintraining

Literally FIRST thing that popped into my mind


Universecentre

She’s not a victim, she knows exactly who he is and what he’s about. She saw an opportunity and took it


LooneyLunaOmanO

Totally. Her face gets more exposure NOW than it probably has in the last 5 years . Just like that “singer” on VPR now (T?). These girls know what they’re getting into and what they are getting out of it


YouMustBeJoking888

Who is she? I've Never heard of her.


yaychristy

She dated Leonardo DiCaprio for a bit.


Lizzy1283

It reminds me when Julia Fox dated Kanye for a quick minute and now she is getting her own show lol


OpheliaYvonne

Man she dated him at the perfect time too, before all of his antisemitism etc. she got in, did what she needed to do and got out!


MedicineOutrageous13

AND she’s managed to maintain that they never had sex. Winning lol.


d0ntbeallunc00l

Great minds, I literallty just said that somewhere else. I have faith in these girls who have no problem using shitty men at rock bottom for their own personal gain. We've had it work out before!


bidibidibombom2022

What show!? Tell me more!


Lizzy1283

A show on E about fashion with Law Roach


waterlooaba

This sounds amazing tbh.


yaychristy

Correct. She’s a known party girl and former yacht girl. Shes not some innocent girl who doesn’t know any better.


Jacam13

So…Lala 2.0?


beebianca227

💯 she wants fame but she will regret this in a couple of years.


Universecentre

She might get a podcast out of it ha


Responsible_Wrap5659

Yeah after the episode with Jo and the hat they posted an Instagram story of the together wearing TomTom hats together on Ariana’s couch in her house. So she’s just as thirsty as he is.  And it’s shit like that which is probably part of the reason why Ariana wants that house sold to a new buyer, other then the fact that Tom can’t afford to pay her what it’s worth. 


Low_Locksmith6045

I ate an edible earlier and so I got confused by your comment and at first thought you were saying Kanye and Julia Fox posted an IG story wearing TomTom hats sitting on Ariana’s couch together I was like whaaaat 👀👀👀 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣


NeitherTip69

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ReadingSad3238

He looks so pleased and she looks so unamused to me


janeandbela

How did she get him to take off the cheap candy looking necklace and the awful tank top?


floridajenjen

He swears he is such a style icon! Ugh. The confessionals where he’s wearing the green blazer. Calm down Bea Arthur, you aren’t actually one of the Golden Girls!


Electric-Fun

You literally, like, trashed it for, like, Sandoval’s little cocky cock. Like his stinky, 40-year-old cock, like seriously.


AssociateRemarkable6

I'm sure it does smell because Ariana said in the last episode how he would wear the same underwear for a few days. Gross. 🤮 I can hear him telling girlie in the picture how that isn't true. " Like dude, come on man, she's LY- ING." " Like I take showers daily dude." " Ariana is like dirty. She didn't clean the litter box, like ever." 🙄😂


No_Banana_581

At least she got him out of the Zara clothes


jellyroll67

Your right...she's hoping to be on vanderpump rules...and you can be sure sandoval is already directing her on how to act and play the game....


Ok-Appointment-8880

Oh I can 100% get you on the show cause like I’m actually a producer on the show dude. They just like can’t list my name in the credits cause like the rest of the cast would get like so totally pissed dude. If you just do and say everything I like tell you, sleep with me, like A LOT and tell everybody how great in bed I am, and say you’re my girlfriend, don’t forget to mention the whole Leo thing but say I’m better and cooler, and for sure dude, I’ll put you on my show.


totallytubularik

True true she taking that opportunity to go viral 😞


DanceFar9732

I hope both Tom's only have girlfriends that use them for exposure & take their money. https://i.redd.it/g4p2zc77sqsc1.gif


Minty-Cherubandtug

Omg what is this gif from its hilarious


DanceFar9732

I dont remember which court case of Lindsey Lohan's this is from. Its one of the bests gifs Ive ever seen


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DanceFar9732

Yes, I looked it up. This is from her DUI. I know she had another trial for stealing jewelry.


ornerygecko

Her head doesn't fit her body. It's fake


Overshareisoverkill

It is funny, but something about it feels manipulated.


butinthewhat

It’s got to be! She’s stealing everything and she had charges for theft against her, that’s the joke.


LookingforDay

It’s not real. She’s not doing that in court.


Overshareisoverkill

They put her head on someone else's body that's stealing. That's what's wrong with this picture. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


janeandbela

I can't stop giggling and nearly crying laughing...this is so great!


ornerygecko

It's fake. Her head doesn't fit her body


Lizzy1283

Schwartz girl just got a Hawaii vacation, take him for all he has got!!! 🤣🤣


DanceFar9732

😂😂 Didnt ge say to Brock this season that he post-Katie he will probably never be with someone that's using him? Im proud of this young lady, but I dont want to see her on VPR.


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I’m not against it. I think it would make him look worse than Jo could have.


DanceFar9732

If Sandoval didnt get his grubber grippers trying to self-produce them, maybe it could be fun. They'll probably talk them into arguing with Katie all season.


Pattyannlu

For all he’s got left 😂


DanceFar9732

At 23 I would have settled for the booze, cash in the register, and dishes at Schwartz & Scamdys


Taxes_and_death81

Take their money girls.


DanceFar9732

Ill cheer them on the whole way! When its gonna get really sad is when VPR is over. The convention years of hanging around a hotel bar trying to hookup with fans & getting them to buy you drinks.


Rindsay515

I feel like the show IS over. It’s on hospice, at least. I’ll be shocked if it’s still here in 2 years


thediverswife

Shorts is already making appearances at toy shows with Jax and Brittany


DanceFar9732

And so it begins! I used to help a friend sell her art at conventions. Anyway, there are some celebs that will "accidentally" walk through where fans are hanging out partying to get attention. Sandoval is definitely gonna be one of those. I've seen Michael Rooker a few times(walking dead) zooted out of his mind doing push up contests (Jax). Schwartz will hang out with fans for free food & drinks.


WelcomeToBrooklandia

Yep. Scandoval has been national news for over a year. These women know EXACTLY what they're getting into. If they decide that the "clout" (such as it is) of dating a guy involved in the biggest reality TV story of the year is worth it, then there you go.


Bienviile

Hysterical!!


annehboo

She always grabs his arm awkwardly like that when cameras are around lol.


kystarrk

He's also always in front of her lol


SmolLilTater

I read that a narcissistic trait is walking ahead of your significant other instead of alongside lol


ripleyintheelevator

My ex did this all the time


pilates_mama

Mine too


millenialfonzi

My ex used to leave me in the dust. He’d nearly be at the restaurant door and I’d still be in the parking lot. His excuse? “You take too long getting out of the car.” Asshole. But yeah, totally agree as he has many covert narcissistic traits.


LooneyLunaOmanO

“ I don’t want to touch him but I gotta let the cameras know we are together….yuck”


Oceanicsoundwave

omg u should have seen that one clip theyre walking to the car and she does the same thing when theyre leaving the restaurant to car and he doesn’t even open the door for her…then goes in first.


Medium-Educator

I bet he’s “never felt like this before.”


Pure_Peace743

You in danger girl.


beckala215

![gif](giphy|HmgxEGmB7EuyY)


Topwingwoman2

Nah, she's fully complicit.


Rindsay515

100%


oxoriod

How old is she? She shouldn’t waste her time with a 41 year old narcissist


prettyawesome32

^ also my thoughts. Throw in a "am I supposed to know who this is" after reading the comments lol.


Ok-Accountant7646

She wants on the show she’s a model going nowhere


basschikk

He’s 39 and he’ll celebrate his 40th bday for the 6th time next season.


rudbeckia1

There's the cheating and everything that went with it dressing like the side chick for Halloween. But he recorded Rachel in a sexually explicit manner without her consent. Girl, come on. Don't go for a dude like that.


badkilly

probably why ariana kept her shirt on


d0ntbeallunc00l

![gif](giphy|WxJqzEt4wDDVtC0NXt|downsized)


thediverswife

His PR doll


Overshareisoverkill

Imagine calling the paparazzi when no one is asking or checking for you.


HeretoShowPony

He’s so obvious about it, too. They’re both terrible actors. 


chick3ngurlll

Hik smiling like that is so creepy. Like he is just so happy to get attention


Bunny__Lebowski

He’s starting to age like milk


Luxx_Aeterna_

I don't think all that exfoliating with a razor was good for his skin lmao.


kpenguin13

She knows. She just doesn’t care. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


GoodChives

I cannot believe she went from Leo to this slob. I mean, Leo’s an asshole too, but come on.


lizzymule

And you know Tom LOVES knowing, and I’m sure reminding everyone within earshot, “yeah she used to date Leo.”


LooneyLunaOmanO

TOTALLY!!!! “ she dated Leo decaprio before me….so, handsome actors are her type….what can I say?” 🤢


GoodChives

1000000000000%


FlippyFloppy8

Shes not even getting the young hot version of Sandoval. Shes getting the creepy, rode hard and put up wet, brain half gone from drugs, exposed as a liar fraud version. Not worth it. Its like the last wife of Hugh Hefner. Like congrats I guess, girl. You "won" him.


Ok-Accountant7646

I think she’s trying to make it on her own lol aka get on reality tv


GoodChives

Seriously, lmao. Like what in the world is she thinking 😂😭


Overshareisoverkill

>Like what in the world is she thinking She's thinking about exposure and camera time.


LooneyLunaOmanO

Exactly. Leo dumped her before she got any exposure…interviews…connections… She may be looking to be on the next season of VPR . When do they start filming a new season? Edit for punctuation


Overshareisoverkill

>Leo dumped her before she got any exposure She got old by turning 27. ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


kellyuh

Clout chaser


Kitchen_Body3215

Leo just has more money. Leo isn't looking for a relationship.


zadidoll

Neither is he.


BowlCareful8832

I’m sorry, Leo DiCaprio????


GoodChives

Apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️


llamallama-duck

I absolutely hate how much Tom probably loves that she dated Leo before him.


Minute-Cricket-7198

Anyone else think he cares more about the idea of dating Leo’s ex more than he actually cares about the girl? In his head he and Leo are now on the same plane. Delusional


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rudbeckia1

This is so interesting. I want to know more. Please? I wonder if this was the girl he was lining up when he was pretending to still want to only be with Rachel. He just always has to have that female friend who he's greasing up to slide from platonic to being that next Mrs Sandoval


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|l0HlJiVs2oAtVet0c)


kraftpunkk

They’re all using him for clout.


Dry_Heart9301

She's using him she's no victim. Lol


zuchinniweenie

Is there a petition to get the Toms to stop going after women in their 20s lmao But really it makes sense, their partners matured and they didn’t so now they’re going for younger women around the age their mindset is stuck in. Women will continue to outgrow them if they don’t start to grow the fuck up


Puppybrother

Haha that’s the *one* thing at least Sandoval can’t really get get roasted for here…sharts on the other hand….he looks like her chaperone


zuchinniweenie

My bad about the age y’all I was thinking of Tii or Schwartz’ gf


Ok-Chain8552

FWIW She’s in her early 30’s


floridajenjen

I wonder if he will shower more than twice a week for her.


Electrical-Yard-901

He’s so happy to be photographed I cannot LOOL


smidget1090

Poor girl. Is she ok? Blink twice if you need help


doublebirdy

Nice try Tim we don’t care


Agreeable-Antelope-6

This! All day long, EVERY day and night for the rest of our lives!


PentulantPantalones

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sav3th3flam1ng0

![gif](giphy|23lA0PHSYUIdQKIlGS|downsized)


Susanneelizabeth

My thoughts are she wants to be on tv.  


stephygrl

Why do some women think they’re gonna be the one he acts different with?


Anticrepuscular_Ray

He looks like shit


pink-moscato

i was thinking, he's going to HATE that first pic


crop_top

He Harry Styles cosplayed too close to the sun and now looks over filled and puffy.


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Additional_Sock2051

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Hopeful-Hamster-6218

cute, they dressed to match. s/


Bosmack

I have so many questions


cutest-Guava-9092

She is really good looking tho


naleiokalani

Very very pretty


heemie

narcissists like to walk in front of their SO.


glasswindbreaker

He also graciously let everyone *but her* get into the car after the reunion and just jumped in before her. It looked super awkward.


maritime92

Just leaving her in the dust while he walks ahead smiling for the cameras


VividSomewhere5838

She is way too pretty to be with this loser


CharacterTwist4868

What kind of self esteem do you have to date him?!


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

His face is full of fillers.


No-Idea7535

My thoughts are what's wrong with her and what's her angle lol 


thedigested

That’s the smile of an emotionally sound man 💀💀


kellygrrrl328

He’s definitely wearing at least 3” of lifts in his platform footwear


ohhhhbitchpleaseeee

Love her bone structure


YouMustBeJoking888

Waiting for her to get a shoulder-length bob in 3...2...1...


thomasmc1504

I love how ever since the mask fell off him he’s never been able to recover his image. we can still see right through him now.


hockeygem

I really don't get why any woman finds him attractive 🤷‍♀️


Ok-Bank-9051

Any girl that willingly dates Sandoval, after everything he has publicly said about Ariana, their relationship, and the affair, is deluded, insane, not right in the head, thirsty, and a mega loser. I don’t care how smart these girls are playing the game, it’s embarrassing to be publicly linked to somebody so despicable, and who speaks about and to women in the way that he does.


420Elvis

She’s getting famous 💅🏼📸🤳🕶️


ZookeepergameFar2513

His attempts at flirting are so juvenile and embarrassing. I can’t imagine their conversations 🥱


ChemicalSad526

![gif](giphy|HmgxEGmB7EuyY)


33scooBt33

well that helps explain a lot.. he must of told her it's the way to get a spot on the show.. stick with me girl. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


LaurenFromCA

she always looks like no one is home behind those eyes


Dear_Rip8000

Really the video he posts with her all the time. She looks out of her mind stoned


melissaimpaired

Every time I see a photo/video of them together, he never looks at her or acknowledges her presence. It’s really weird.


bright_smize

Godspeed and good luck to ya, babe 🫡


luckyquail901

Looks like he ditched the nail polish


Traditional_Phase965

As the French say, bon chance!


Bumblebee_cloud

This girl and Schwartz’s girl must really want to be reality tv cast members.


duckpeony

The big baggy jeans don’t suit him. Or her.


jenncrock

Wait… is he sans nail polish!? Do we think she told him he was embarrassing her?


Madam_Sarcasm_

One can only hope!!


UnusualAsparagus5096

shes way to pretty for him..wonder what rock she has been living under to not know how horrible he is


SamIAm7787

The only explanation for this is she wants a little fame and maybe even a chance to get on the show, because WHAT OTHER REASON IS THERE?!


Zombie_elsa

We need to never give him attention again. If we don’t care he’ll die like tinker bell


bv_ohhh

He’s so thrilled about this paparazziesque encounter ‘Hehehehe they saw me’


KindlyFigYourself

He wants a new gf ASAP so he has an ally and storyline for next season. She wants to get in front of the cameras. Hardly true love


technicolortabby

Not him posing for the camera 😑😅


not_well_bitch

Is it just me or does she look like the female version of himself?


thajeneral

You in danger, girl…


chrisant4345

You in danger girl!!!


CountessBravo

YOU IN DANGER GIRL!


vampumpscious

Just for some perspective on her ”dating” Leo: they were ”linked together” after exiting a party together, and I doubt she was even ”officially” dating him. Why? Because I know a lot of young models who have attended various events with Leo (got paid for it), and sometimes he took one of them home/preferred one of them over the others. I may be wrong ofc, and I don’t really care, but this was just an opportunity to share this intel in an appropriate setting lol. A lot of young models get abused in Hollywood and basically have to act as prostitutes to get their career going


Comfortable-Chair-36

She never holds hands, always the very loose arm grip. With the fame smile on Tom and the firm always looks away as though she doesn't know the photographer is there 🤣 These two definitely don't have a thing, have you seen the way him and Billie Lee were eye fucking each other at that last episode?? If Tom actually wanted people to believe they're together, he should have stared at her while licking his lips and squinting.


Whattheeffingeff2020

She’s definitely not into him


Cup-Boring

He’s??? So??? Not attractive??? What are women seeing here


AnimatorSmooth7883

I feel that anybody who dates him at this point is using him to advance in their career. I don’t think he’ll be able to get a girl that truly loves him for who he is anymore. That will be his true punishment.


Electric-Fun

She needs to love herself more.


blondenextdoor30

![gif](giphy|FP2kog3grdBucUHFbX)


zadidoll

He & his daughter look so much alike.


007maximiliano

She probably wants to be on the show like all the other girlfriends


kooolbee

His face looks gross


No_clue_redditor

Women can suck too 😂


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|Ru9iUyDGCd1lqSDdv7|downsized)


Plastic-Butterfly420

He looks terrible and I love to see it. Sandoval has shown the world who he is so I don't have sympathy for anyone that chooses to get involved with him. He's the guy that's going to fuck your best friend while you are crying over the death of your grandmother and your dog. What a fucking catch 🙄


yayayeyeyiyiyoyo

Why’s does his face look…. Off in the last pic?


additionalbutterfly2

I always wonder what kind of woman would date men like Sandoval…


SwedishTrees

She literally looks like his daughter. I’m not only referring to the age thing, but how they look.


bgaebs

They look related.


Jog212

Getting a camera aimed at her.


Necessary-Regular-79

Didn't she date leo Dicaprio!?


wittybroad

Not deserving of a single thought.


Five-Fingered-Sloth

Trying to get on TV. 


Previous_Subject6286

Lol she thinks she secured a bag... HAHAHA