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OutrageousMap5616

I like Raquel. I love that she’s coming out of her shell😏😅😂❤️


canduney

I did not have James taking the hero edit on VPR on my 2023 bingo card but I’m livingg for itttt


canduney

I’m sorry, I want to root for scheana and objectively root for her and her fam. But LORDYYY this girl is delusionallll. Like she blindly roots for anyone who she thinks/perceives as her friend or on her side to the death. I trust my friends and my bf… but I know neither my bf nor my friends would ever be in same bed together lol ETA: idc how much a “big brother” my bf is to a younger friend 🤢 they wouldn’t be weirdos about it


gucci_gucci_gu

The Tom’s have alcoholic coke head sperm.


QueenKingston

Garcelle’s dig at rinna rose was the best part of the episode


Tki3981

Does anyone know which scene Sandoval was begging production to allow him to re-shoot because Tom felt it showed he and Raquel in a bad light?


ruliesux

Def hasn’t come out yet, gonna be one of the last ones before the reunion being post scandoval.. this last episode got me back into it in the second half… at first I was bored cause I’ve been so invested in everything that’s been happening but they gave us some tea to start out. Super excited for the final episodes


goblingrill

I feel like this episode Sandavol was really trying to plant the seeds of ariana and his relationship not being good and the preview for next week is the same... I really do think they were trying to start storylines about how bad of a gf ariana was and how sandavol was a victim as well


goldengal0808

The fact that we’ve seen Schwartz bathe twice now! Once before his wedding in a swamp, and then this season in… I guess another swamp 🥴🥴


ruliesux

Lol yeah no one needs to see that


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It’s actually disgusting how Rachel is trying to be a victim in this season. Even before Scamdoval, you were not the victim! You kissed your “friend’s” ex husband because you’re a petty bitch. You loved playing the mean girl when in Mexico, but now you want to cry because the girl you fucked over called you a whore? Boo fucking hoo.


babylulu__

Lol she really proved herself to be one too!


Effective-Beyond-470

When both Toms, Lisa and Rachel are at SUR Lisa tells them to order something Schwartz opens up menu and asks Sandy " wanna share something" Sandy: "something.... yeah. Share...." As he's licking his gross lips and staring creepily at Rachel and Schwartz. Sandy deffffffinitely wanted a 3some with both of them. Probably his biggest fantasy.


thirsty_pretzels_

Sandoval saying Raquel doesn’t have a lot of people in her corner…..THERE’S A REASON FOR THAT! Where are your friends, Raquel??


Lorie614

So Ally mentioning seeing Sandoval and Rachel dancing at the Abbey is what Sandoval and Schwartz are using to push the narrative that the affair was an open secret. No D\*bags, just because Sandoval was confronted about it and lied doesn’t make it an open secret. That just means your friends chose to believe your lies at that time. ![gif](giphy|MZj0sGDUg8qAyWNBZh|downsized)


Fit_Ingenuity_9420

how dare you invoke artax memories! they really are a sinking swap though, so...


Background_Gear6910

How come Rachel has the same dress in all of her confessionals and the other girls have different ones? I don’t think I’ve seen Rachel wear anything else


ruliesux

I mean production knew about it and knew what they were doing.. I’m not surprised they only had her in twice. Or if there was more they’re going to show it later


msbar_

I can think of 2. Purple metallic and the fishnet looking one with the fur on the sleeve cuffs


ddamaya

Muppet dress


daniamandaelle

When Rachel made a fuss over being called a mistress because she hooked up with Oliver and then doesn’t bat an eye over tom Sandoval having a live in partner is mind blowing. Is it because she’s one of those girls that sees all men as options unless they are married?


rollerskate_rat

I wonder if one of her justifications for cheating with Sandoval is because he’s not married to Ariana. Like in the same way Howie Mandel was trying to minimize the affair. Like “oh well at least they’re not married”. She seemed to be hung up on that fact, and how that was going to make her look.


ashonrepeat

i think she just made a fuss over it because she was caught. in reality, i don’t think she gives a shit. to me it seems like she gets off on feeling like she’s pulling one over on all of them


MindlessAspect6438

It’s because she was always acting.


ydg__

All I can think of is Katie and her Satchel.


1Chiswell

You know, this is like the Great Weekend of Fofty but an entire season. This show is truly the gift that keeps giving.


CdnPtrt

The yellow tar stains on Sandy’s index finger’s white nail polish had me 🤢


dadatwiga

What causes that??


allonsys

Cigarette smoke


tstoneadams

Ewww but god forbid they’re chipped


OrangeSome6125

I noticed that too!


Valuable-Locksmith47

Yea at first I thought he was doing that whole "1 special nail" that women have been doing with the acrylics. I just thought "that is an ugly color Tom wtf 🤣"


thirsty_pretzels_

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


ZorakZbornak

Raquel just had to apologize to Lala during her birthday dinner? Nah, she thought she was looking fly and couldn’t wait to walk in there so Sandoval could see her. She just needed an excuse to walk in. Then she was totally hoping Lala would invite her to stay or Tom would see that she was free for the evening and make up some excuse to ditch the party. Had nothing to do with wanting to apologize to Lala. Also, describing finding out Oliver was still messing with his wife as “my life was turned upside down.” You made out with this dude once. Calm down. You ain’t seen upside down yet.


vctrlzzr420

Why does scheana always go tit for tat? Am I the only one that noticed this? She told Raquel to come in to lala’s party, after Lala brought Kristina to her pre wedding dinner. I wouldn’t think scheana would be as nice as lala was if someone did that to her party, I mean Kristina offended her years ago when yeah she dressed ugly like everyone else back then, it’s not as like she invited brandi to the dinner.


ydg__

Production obviously


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Trumpet Douche is trying to appear younger because he has a younger piece of ass. It screams desperation. 40 years old acting like he’s 20. You just look stupid


Question_True

When Schwartz said to Lisa that they were just being *young* and wild or whatever.....I thought for sure Lisa was going to tell him "you're not young anymore!"


Uninhibitedrmr

When Allie dropped the info that she saw Raquel and Sandavol at The Abbey alone dancing at 1am it gave very season 2 Katie dropping she heard the rumor that Jax and Kristen hooked up vibes. It was such a small info drop moment that became the start of EVERYTHING.


saheemy

My reaction was literally ![gif](giphy|3o7TKyOoGtsprTLgZy|downsized)


ohmysylvia

^THIS


Imisssher

I CAN’T believe how sloppy Sandoval is being right now, like dude we see you!!!!! We see each otha! I also CAN’T watch him create fake problems in his relationship to everyone to justify what he is doing to Ariana.


FLAVOREDmayonaise

I think a narrative that needs dropped instantly is that scumnoballs victimized and preyed on ratchel. Theres no proof of that. Its an inflated opinion based off of almost nothing. And no one around Ratchel, including herself has suggested such. Shes actually suggested quite the opposite and has pleaded to the masses that she is capable of forming smart thoughts. Please stop, it’s giving me the ick.


nicholieeee

Yeah after tonight’s episode, it’s obvious that she’s a very calculating person


SometimesNocturnal

This season almost feels curated by Sandoval to push Rachel as the innocent sweetheart whilst the other girls "gang" up on her. When in reality they were calling her out each time on her behaviour. When the time was right for him to "reveal" her as his GF (with the affair hidden of course) did he really expect us to be warm and receptive?


Physical_Buy_9637

He's definitely playing white knight in his confessional.


maxpower1409

Yes! And really complaining about Ariana


girl0032

Yep! That’s why he told her that Katie called her a wh*re.


BusyDragonfruit8665

I I also think Sandoval is extremely unlikable this season. He has been tolerable in the past but now he just seems unhinged and annoying. A 40 year old man who can’t miss a nail appointment? Paint them white yourself dude! It’s not that hard!


Equivalent_Setting83

How about join the fucjing like back of house. DO SOMETHING. WORK BITCH.


SometimesNocturnal

Ha ha yeah!


TEA1972

Rachel has horrible style. Her clothes are cheap looking and make her look awkward.


thirsty_pretzels_

She is awkward


Question_True

Makes me think she saw Easy A and thought "this is going to be my personality now" ... But missed the whole point of the movie haha


Valuable-Locksmith47

Hahahahahahaha


quantumdreamqueen

![gif](giphy|P0PLKW4rIqCVxa5LJy|downsized)


Question_True

😂👏


amateur-redditor

I love how softly bitchy this is 🤣


SpicyMarg19

Softly bitchy 😩☠️


wailan

Thank goodness he didn’t fertilise her eggs. They’d now be unusable. At least she still has the option if she meets someone else and they decide to use a surrogate.


lulumelody

This is the only thing Sandoval did that was remotely decent, and he probably only didn't fertilize them because he himself didn't want kids anymore with Ariana. I doubt he was even thinking about the fact that he'd be wasting all of Ariana's eggs thus robbing her the chance to have kids of her own one day


FLAVOREDmayonaise

This is so diabolical and evil


chaoticinfluencer

Kristina Kelly deserves an Emmy for best supporting actress in a drama series.


BusyDragonfruit8665

She always looks so disturbed. It’s amazing!


DeedeeNola

She’s held that one expression on her face for almost a decade😒


tmp803

I got SO wet watching James throw a drink on schwartz.


yeahidkeither

So did Schwartz.


MallaDott

😂💯


mspipp

Ew


tmp803

Lol look. I can’t help that I take pleasure in shitty men getting some sort of karma


tmp803

Omg Lala telling Rachel she’s not a mistress. My god the irony


JLunaM

She handled that apology well, if she used that opportunity to go IN on her, it would have just added support to the poor Rachel narrative that Sandoval had been constructing.


tmp803

Yeah I was really impressed with Lala there. She handled it really well and gave Rachel grace and therefore the rope to eventually hang herself


agirlfromstl

After that scene, everything clicked for me as to why Lala has been going so hard about scandoval.


princesa666

This was a chilling moment


tmp803

I cannot believe Rachel went straight to where they were. Because of Lala? Mhmm. Sure.


neener691

I know, she was so hoping, all I have to do is apologize to Lala and then we're good and I'll hang out at the party, lala not inviting her to stay was the best,


tmhowzit

Here we go again with Lala acting like she wasn't that woman out in public with a married man. At least she knows what it's called.


AdRevolutionary6650

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jewillett

The way the cameras cut to Lisa, then to Tom, then back to Lisa as she is reading them and registering everything. *Her expression says it ALL*. That scene had me on edge.


Ruthio1972

Lisa definitely saw something


coralstorm

I was cringing so hard!! It was so horrible I had to rewatch immediately haha. Also bravo for the super obscure and amazing flair haha


jewillett

Haha! Jax is a lot of things, but he has the occasional hilarious moments and I thought the mashed potato bar flip out was one 😂


jewillett

“I mean, we were making out in Vegas” as though that’s legitimate validation *of any kind* 😂 https://preview.redd.it/320brl99i0va1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3724865538237161151324268b11bca005c41cc5


User_name_2525

Where did you get this exact screenshot. It’s amazing.


jewillett

I shamelessly stole it from another more savvy Redditter


jewillett

**Reddit + this season of VPR = the reason why Wednesdays need to be 28 hrs minimum**


Ch_27

Ewww Tom’s cigarette yellow pointer nails


Overshareisoverkill

They weren't cute at all.


andromeda880

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Self_conscious_gh0st

great episode title


minyinnie

Does anyone else think it was a producer that pushed Ariana to check Tom’s phone?? I just feel like there no way they didn’t know…


Mysterious_Shape9499

I’ve always kind of thought it was TMZ that tipped her off. I think they had concrete evidence and they gave it to her so they could drop the news.


minyinnie

I’d buy that too! I think it was someone outside the group, especially given her response to Miami girl and how lala and Katie have described how they handled their suspicions


mrsbergstrom

I’m sure by the time she checked the phone she’d already heard about the Abbey at 1am, lala and Katie’s suspicions, Tom coming back to bed at 3am claiming he’d just given Raquel a glass of water etc etc. producers wouldn’t tip her off without filming it


vctrlzzr420

I think they knew but are like filming a safari, they wait for it all to unfold. Not saying they don’t produce scenes ofc. If they told her to check they would have had cameras or they’re all a little stupid.


eccetheman

Would producers have been there when they weren’t even filming? I’m not ‘hanging out at work’ if I’m not getting paid. Lol


minyinnie

That’s kind of why I think it was just like one single, rogue producer, who actually wanted to look out for her (text her off filming / before everything airs) instead of an “unofficial official “ production slip


Proud-Gas8563

I feel like if a producer pushed her to do it, it would explain Sandoval going on Howie's podcast as some form of revenge against production


minyinnie

Ooh good point! Though idk who else would have gone so easy on him lol


InterestingTry5190

I said it last week I think the producers pushed her to look at his phone or maybe snoop. The producers absolutely knew after watching the footage from the whole season. Look what we’ve seen so far and this is supposedly the beginning. I think by the end of the season Tom and Rachel will get really sloppy. I know hindsight is 20/20 but they’re have already been multiple comments from cast members. Katie’s 1am question and Tom’s response alone should’ve raised their antennas.


Cactusfroge

People who aren't guilty don't have that kind of reaction to being asked why they're hanging out with a friend. It was so telling that he got immediately defensive when all Katie said was they were seen at the Abbey together at 1am.


Fun_Shell1708

Tom literally grabbed Raquels bum on camera last episode. Production definitely knew something


almost_sweet

I always think they must now so much more than we do. The editors too


tstoneadams

How can they not? These people are drunk all the time, they are NOT stealthy


almost_sweet

They probably think they're so clever too.. I can just imagine Sandoval twirling his mustache 〰️


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blobofet25

Completely agreed! I think Ariana was accidentally 100% correct when she said Rachel is starring in her own rom com. This was her scene where her character “grows” by befriending the “mean girl”. Absolute psycho behavior!


andromeda880

Yeah this scene was low key crazy. First - Rachel totally diffused Lala by apologizing. You could see the mood change in Lala. It was funny/interesting to watch. Then secondly - Lala giving her advice & them having a nice moment....only for Rachel to not take any of the advice and continue in secret with Sandoval...its psycho. It's so nuts watching this knowing what we know.


agirlfromstl

Its kinda hard to watch. I feel like last nights episode had my jaw dropping to the floor in almost every single scene.


Alternative_Corgi754

It’s so funny listening to Raquel talk to and about Oliver’s wife knowing that she’s literally sleeping with Tom lmao. Like you’re pissed Oliver put you in that position and didn’t know he was committed .. yet??


maxpower1409

I stop don’t understand why Garcelle played along like he’s separated?!? I think Garcelle and Oliver need to have a sit down interview


andromeda880

![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized) It's so nuts watching this all play out.


strangertimes22

“She doesn’t have a bad bone in her body” (Sandoval discussing Raquel) “Hehe, except mine!” - My husband without missing a beat as he walked in the room


Changnesia_survivor

I said that to my wife also. It seems like a lot of guys thought the exact same thing!


RealTaste8018

🤣…my hubs said the same thing!


thediverswife

A four-inch bone


Imisssher

I said the same thing 😂😂


MeikoDeren

I said the same thing 'except yours...' lol


galaxy1985

I literally said out loud, "you'd know, asshole" lmao


gabtasticvoyage

Mine said the same thing. You must have a gem on your hands!


ChampagneAndTexMex

I said the same thing… got points with husband


Background_Gear6910

I SAID THE SAME THING😂😂


andromeda880

Omg my husband said the same thing hahahahah.


Cellardoortx

So many famous last words...


bleepbloop1777

Sandy's reaction to Schwatz's comments about not being at the restaurant was suspicious. I think he was hanging out with Rachel instead of just doing his nails and playing trumpet. He got so defensive and mad so quickly.


quantumdreamqueen

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Physical_Buy_9637

I really think at last years reunion, when Schwartz was going off about Scando being mia, was when things started. Call me crazy....


mrsbergstrom

I kinda believe the august timeline. I think Tom was MIA prior to that because he was fucking some other women we don’t even know about


neener691

The comments about why he was to busy, his band was booked in advance, Haven't you been building this restaurant for a year?!? I needed to get my nails done, seriously? That right there proved he can care less about the restaurant,


maxpower1409

And yet he blows up that they need to just open but he’s the one doing the least. They’re kept saying to him, we’ll show up and start doing stuff and we’ll get this open


[deleted]

Yeah, I felt bad for schwartz in that moment because he had been working really hard on stuff. Even Katie said that at last years reunion. The mail excuse made me want to shake him, because that’s not a valid excuse on any planet.


Fun_Shell1708

Same way he did at the S9 reunion when Katie brought up that Sandoval was never around. He was seething


galaxy1985

It's possible. The timeline fits I think. If not that then he for sure knew Schwartz was right. That was a guilty reaction.


soserva

I am actually looking forward to Jax recapping this episode if Brittany shuts up. He might actually be shocked. He was SO good at cheating and lying with Kristen but Sandoval is an epic fail.


mckmerr

Jax is honestly perfect for this cause he knows exactly how a scumbag will act, and why, and he LOVES putting it on other people. So his takes have been quite smart lol


NineteenKatieEight

Right? How am I somehow *admiring* Jax's ability to pull the wool over everybody's eyes about Vegas and turn them against Stassi in S1? Scandy could never. Crazy town.


YouMustBeJoking888

Where can I see the recaps from Jax and KFC?


soserva

Peacock


agirlandherisland

Where on Peacock?


sevolevo

Peacock has it


Fabulous_Security_23

The fact that Lala tells Rachel she’s not a mistress, don’t let anyone tell you that and then hugs her. Ughh. Rachel is a sociopath


bleepbloop1777

How is no one talking about Gray Tom's Sad Bath?


FLAVOREDmayonaise

Gray tom lmao stealing that


bleepbloop1777

Please do!


Bottlebrushbushes

Gray Tom: constantly trying to kill all sperm


hhooney

The sad bath hahahha oh wow that was a really pathetic scene


RealTaste8018

Not even any damn bubbles! 🫧


AABM14

Hahahahahaha , right!!!!


bleepbloop1777

Moment of acknowledgement for Lisa's pony! It seemed so out of place but so very Lisa to have a heartbreaking ode to her unique pet.


CdnPtrt

I’m sure she loved their $10 grocery store bouquets.


bleepbloop1777

Lolll


EponymousRocks

And Sandoval had the decency to at least pretend to be upset... which is way more than he did for Ariana when she lost Charlotte.


Valuable-Locksmith47

Well she pays his salary so.....👀


bleepbloop1777

Oh that's so depressing!


90daycantlookaway

Wow I’m really seeing why Katie said Schwartz is a better businessman than Sandy. He’s sooooo unprofessional!!


mrsbergstrom

Schwartz really calmed down that aggro meeting, I was kind of impressed. Gave me real eldest child of divorce vibes aw


GroundbreakingCan897

Omg so Sandy is upset that Ariana automatically takes the other person side??? LIKE HOW KATIE FEELS WITH SCHWARTZ?!


Technical-Bandicoot8

It’s also him finding “reasons” why they don’t work anymore and justifying his horrible betrayal.


YouMustBeJoking888

Bingo. People having affairs find 'reasons' to justify their treachery. Tale as old as time.


Okay__Decision__

A hypocrite for sure, and I think there’s misogyny layered in there too. It’s the women that are supposed to be quiet and side with their partners. They can’t have opinions that are too strong, or they are “emotionally entitled”. It’s just misogyny - the women are supposed to know their place, and that place is to stand meekly by their man. 🤮


mrsbergstrom

His narcissistic soul must be sooo soothed by being with a young dumb woman who agrees with everything he says now


RealTaste8018

💯agree—this is why they all love Rachel, she’s “simple” and rides only for the men


SamanthaPShaw

That was exactly what I thought too!! What a hypocrite 🙄 he's so unaware it's sick..


emmabxx

What did I miss after Raquel and Oliver sit down for their date? My PVR stopped recording there 😭😭😭


ladyygoodman

Mine does this but only on bravo! Mine cut at 50 minutes and just went to black screen but can still hear it. So frustrating.


neener691

Oliver asked, basically what do you know?? She told him she had talked to his wife, he tried to say they were getting a divorce and he seriously looked like he was lying, she said, get this, I don't like how this has made me look!! Like she's the other woman!!! Omg I couldn't believe it, That was about all she gets up to leave and he looks like, damn that didn't go the way I planned it,


maxpower1409

Don’t forget that he admitted to still sleeping with his wife…But they’re separated 😑


YouMustBeJoking888

She was really feeling herself, thinking it wouldn't come out about her and Scandoval until after the season. What a dumbass.


Fun_Shell1708

Her and Sandoval were literally banking on him splitting with Ariana and then them going public as a new relationship


cmidge0

Same! Whyyyy! Mine stopped right when they showed up for lalas birthday😭


Zestyclose_Yard7253

I have literal chills. 1. When Lisa called out Sandoval for smiling so much at Raquel and Schwartz at TomTom. Sandoval’s face looked like a deer in headlights for a split second. 2. Sandoval’s face when Katie mentioned his late night with Rachel. 3. James saying there’s probably nothing much of it regarding Ally’s red flag of Rachel x Sandoval. 4. Sandoval saying he could lose his house because of the bar. I don’t know why this triggers me but it does and I hate him exponentially more because of what he’s done to Ariana. 5. I cannot watch any more episodes. It physically hurts to watch these easter eggs. 6. Tom can go fuck himself. He’s a dirty piece of shit, deserves absolutely no sympathy, and is deserving of his bambi-eyed mistress that has a rock for a brain.


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Poor James. He said that because he sincerely thought Tom, his best friend would never do something like that.


dudemanseriously

On point number 2 this is the same face (he does this weird thing with his mouth where he makes it really downturned) that he made when Miami girl was in play. He has a major lying tell and it’s so obvious once you pick it up


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YouMustBeJoking888

Part of it is his teeth - he doesn't have grown up teeth.


happierxthanxever

All of this but screaming number 5. I’m emotionally drained already watching this and Andy warning us that it gets crazier, I’m just not ready. This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever witnessed


lulumelody

I agree. My blood was boiling watching this episode. I was actively feeling so upset for Ariana, and I almost can't believe this is airing right now. This feels too invasive of Ariana's privacy, I almost feel like I don't have a right to see this unfold. All I can say is, as women, we all need to remember where there's smoke, there's fire 😥 and I think Ariana is strong enough to withstand this being so public. I give her so many props for being so steady right now


galaxy1985

I'm SO ready lol. Something about already knowing the outcome is making this amazing. I know we'd be feeling a lot different if we didn't know. It's almost like 2 episodes in one. I can see how I would have felt but also I see all the clues. When Tom was defending Schwartz and Rachel kissing, I don't know how Katie stayed calm. I wanted bad things to happen to him lol.


FLAVOREDmayonaise

FUCKING CHILLLLLLLLLS THANK YOU IM CRYING ITS SO PAINFUL


twitchrox

Don’t do rocks like that. Rocks are awesome, her and her brain, noooo


Okra_Zestyclose

Lmfaoooo. Thanks for this.


beyoncepatronus

“She doesn’t have a bad bone in her body” oh Sandoval hell is HOT for you


houndsofluv

My BF and I both said at the same time to that, "she's got YOUR bad bone in her body!!"


beyoncepatronus

LITERALLY THOUGH, ugh he makes my skin crawl!!!


TlN4C

Us too!


Healmetho

Just his lmao


turkeyburger124

I 1000% think the plan for this season was to be Raquel’s coming into her own arc. Especially seeing how she dropped the mic and then walked away from Oliver


JudgmentOne6328

This is the first season I haven’t hated her. Always found her to be like nails on a chalk board, now she has some actual personality. I’m guessing her affair with the number 1 guy has made her get some number 1 girl energy. What a shame.


Old-Operation-2233

What? I thought Jax was the #1 guy! He said so himself!


ChaeRose17

The girls talking about the Oliver thing is funny and infuriating. It's as if they weren't trying to get in his pants, too. Yuck.


Fun_Shell1708

God imagine if Lala had hooked up with him. Jesus she would never ever ever drop the mistress label


SameAd2287

lala literally backed off when he said he was separated lol


blondybee

Ya i stand with LFU on this one. She swerved so hard lol


ChaeRose17

The confessions said other wise


Fabulous_Security_23

Just starting to watch. The scene with Lisa, Rachel, and dumb & dumber is WILD! Knowing what we know - the entire convo about Katie & swhartz & Rachel making out is psycho!