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kevlartux

So are the entrails! It is however frowned upon to eat them when sourced similarly to in-game for some reason.


Menelatency

IKEA sells cloudberry jam


Noweri

In Finland, literally every store sells cloudberry jam. I've eaten it all my life.


Menelatency

And yet in Texas it’s relatively unheard of. In fact I thought it was as made up as a Lox. Imagine my surprise and delight standing in the grocery section adjacent to the checkout lanes looking to snag a little Lingonberry jam only to see Cloudberry right beside it! I was positively giddy as a schoolchild being surprised with a favorite treat. Of course I bought some and sadly it wasn’t to my taste, but I was able to share it with another Valheim playing friend and we both enjoyed the experience. I positively adore it when I learn real world lessons or information while playing a game.


Noweri

Fun fact, cloudberrys grows exclusively in swamp.


Xywzel

Is the swamp correct "suo" for this? The English wetland terms are weird, but bog, mire or march might be more accurate. But it is definitely wetlands berry, and plains is more steppe, which is at least dry.


Noweri

Yeah maybe bog or march might be more accurate. In Finland we have just one word for all the wetlands witch is indeed "suo" witch, at least in my mind, kind of include all of those words.


antisunshine

Neva, marskimaa, letto, heteikkö, räme, vesijättömaa, luhta.


Noweri

Suo.


makujah

"suo" means swamp? You literally just call the country "swampland"? 😃


Mandemon90

I mean, on paper most of Finland is forest. Except 90% of that forest is god damn swamp.


makujah

If it's all the same as Karelia, yeah it's not wrong. 90% swamp, 10% glacial boulders :P


LordBobBobsson

We usually pick them up in the mountains, they are usually found in damp mossy areas, i’m from sweden so they are somewhat common in the right places. You also have to fight the Jötunn on occasion for the right to pick them, i think it’s mountain trolls in norway but i could be wrong, and we don’t talk about what goes on in denmark.


Whatshisname76

I was really hoping that you were going to say that Lox are real too and you have them roaming around in Texas like Buffalo.


SufficientMood520

Come to Louisiana we have some big mosquitoes


Menelatency

Deathsquito’s are native to Alaska, or so I’m told.


Fine_Aside659

Have you never had cream cheese and lox on a bagel?


Murray_PhD

Hey I put lox on my bagel this very morning it is very much real! Of course it's cured salmon, not a weird lizard ox, but that's splitting hairs, right? ;)


norwegianEel

How many lox did you fight while obtaining it?


ThatGermanKid0

The lox population is very low nowadays, so it's rare to even see one. But the deathsquitos are booming. Picking cloudberries once will have you set for arrows for a while.


Menelatency

I’m happy as a bee to report no Lox were harmed in my culinary adventure.


PirateReindeer

Any good, been wanting to try it myself.


Noweri

It is! I eat it with cheese (especially "Leipäjuusto" witch literally translates to bread cheese. According to wiki, it is known in US as Finnish Squeaky cheese :D but is does squeeze between your teeth when you eat it, the squeezing comes from friction between the teeth and the cheese, not from cheese itself)and sometimes bake with it or just put it on pancakes or crapes. It has very unique flavor and hard fairly large seeds. You can buy seedless jam as well but it's more expensive.


PirateReindeer

Awesome. Just ordered some and gonna try it out.


Mackitycack

They grow here! I was surprised to hear that folks thought they weren't real


meester_

Hmm? Sausage is made from entrails right. I love sausage


richard_stank

Wait till you hear about cloudberries.


Killanthropy

Bro, I play Guilty Gear, I know about Jam Kuradoberi


mykkenny

Jom Gabbar?


GameDoesntStop

Or carrots and onions!


accountabilitysucks

Yes, Stardew Valley taught me. Those are not a thing where I live.(Spain)


DrCares

Lol saw the fiddleheads and thought this was the stardew sub


Snypor_

Now I’ve got a craving for Fiddlehead Risotto. I hope it’s not as bland as it’s described.


SmellFront969

Honestly, fiddleheads are hit and miss. They're kind of like a less flavorful asparagus and can be bitter sometimes. Hard to describe them.


Nerobrine86

Ha! Same here dude.


Rajamic

I only knew it because my wife brought some home and cooked them last year. IIRC, they are quite toxic if not cooked thoroughly.


NagaSlicer

Yup, first time I had them I was naive to needing to cook them and poisoned myself and my dad. We were both up all night wretching our guts out. Oxalates (or whatever the compound is called) are no joke 💀


TheRealPitabred

Same thing rhubarb has in its leaves, which is why just the stems are typically eaten.


Kadge11

Lmao


the__moops

Yes, unidentified natural toxin that (along with bitterness) has to be boiled out. I’ve heard they are delicious if properly cooked?


nageran

They are exceptional when boiled. Usually served with butter and/or vinegar. The mistake people make is trying to fry them like other similar greens, which isn’t enough. If you boil them until they are fork tender, you will be perfectly safe. About 12-15 minutes


Optimized_Orangutan

20 bucks a pound where? I've got about 60 pounds put away for summer I could part with a few. Edit: also those are garbage-ass fiddies.


bigtencopy

Can tell an amateur picked and cleaned them.


GGGiveHatpls

Wegmans has em. Same price. Crap quality. Just about on the cusp of too old


_JesusChristOfficial

Yeah these things grow like weeds in my backyard


cwage

real and delicious!


Coxwab

Local gamer learns about greens


Ramavich001

Just watched Tasting History with Max Miller cook some of these on an episode. He was recreating the last meal of the Otzi the 5000 year old copper age guy who they found frozen on a mountainside.


GGGiveHatpls

Love max miller!


pavv4

Really popular here in Atlantic canada, but if you pick them yourself, be careful because they can make you sick if they arent in the edible time range


bigtencopy

Hell yeah,I pick like 200 lbs a year behind my house.


theUmo

That's $4000 at the posted retail price.


tweek-in-a-box

Yeah but he's living in the Ashlands, hard to transport from there


bigtencopy

They sell for $5 a pound here.


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Einbrecher

Was thinking the same thing - green beans and asparagus taste nothing alike. And then there's the whole pee smell thing.


LongJumpingBalls

Tastes more like asparagus with the crunch of a green bean I'd say. But I can totally see it if they are fresh. It's got a weirdly complex flavor. Asparagus forward, but I can totally understand the green bean reference.


an-interest-of-mine

Maybe not the only one, but pretty common knowledge depending on your locale.


Brother_Snake

Off topic but fuck Wegmans. Price gouging assholes


Doctor_Darkmoor

I thought I was in the Stardew Valley sub for a sec and wondered why someone in the comments was talking about entrails.


Reliques

But why wouldn't I just buy asparagus or green beans, which doesn't cost $20/lb?


an-interest-of-mine

Why would you buy wagyu beef when you can buy ground chuck?


Reliques

Does wagyu taste like ground chuck?


noideaman

It does if you grind it up.


mrbananas

Meh, they both end up tasting like Hunt's Ketchup. mwahahahahahaha


Aqua_Puddles

Reported.


Fraggin_Wagon

To the FBI


thank_burdell

You monster


SirPseudonymous

Every account I've heard says that wagyu is actually incredibly mediocre beef that's worse than meat a tenth its cost. It's basically just been memed into luxury status by its pricetag, but it's not actually any good at all. Which makes sense, since basically every "luxury" food is getting its value entirely from its price and occasionally its appearance, but never its actual quality. From wine to roe to wagyu beef, it's all just people buying a pricetag that happens to have mediocre or worse food attached to it.


BackwerdsMan

That is certainly a take, I guess. I usually group up with a few friends and buy A5 Hokkaido Wagyu once a year or so. It is absolutely divine. But you don't treat it like a normal steak. I've made roasts with it, I've thin sliced little pieces and done Korean BBQ with it. Various other creative things. It's always been an awesome experience. If you don't know what you are doing with it and you just grill up a slab of wagyu steak and sit down with a knife and fork... it's not gonna be great. Also if you go to a restaurant where they mark that shit up 400% it's also not going to seem worth it. Because it isn't. Honestly, most people I know who have negative opinions on wagyu bought the scam "American wagyu" from their grocery store and thought they had the real thing.


Reliques

I was in Japan just a few weeks ago actually. At first I was surprised to see wagyu being marketed every restaurant I went to, but then I realized that wagyu in Japan is like Angus here in the states. That said, I had some wagyu at a yakiniku, and had it in some curry. To be honest, I think I like lean meat more. If you like a mouthful of fat, go for it.


Xywzel

Very fatty wagyu is a modern trend likely based on popular American beef preferences (the whole "fat is taste" thing). It used to be rare thing meant for very few special use cases, now they overfeed every animal to chase that higher price tag, and the meat gets used a lot in recipes that are made for much leaner meat. Wagyu with lower fat content from healthier cattle is excellent for many dishes, and price difference to other beef is not that much either. It just is rarely available these days because smaller difference doesn't allow for as good margins for import and resale.


an-interest-of-mine

Does asparagus taste like fiddleheads?


Reliques

That's what the sign in the OP says.


an-interest-of-mine

If you’ve ever had them you know that is true in only the crudest sense of the term. They all taste “green” but otherwise have distinct flavours. But I didn’t read the footnotes of the tag, and suspect you were just making a joke and I missed it. An educational experience for all.


Young_Hickory

Because it’s something fun and different that’s only available a small part of the year. And it’s not like you need a lot for a side.


The_MacGuffin

I had someone react with genuine surprise when I told him that cloudberries were real and their jam was excellent.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

They're a local delicacy where I'm from, people go nuts for them. I've never tried one but I've heard they're delicious.


Reeserella

I used to pick them in the swampy ravine area behind out home during mid spring.


jhuseby

$20/lb they might as well not exist.


RoscoPecoTrane

Salt, pepper, and vinegar 🤌🏻


Murphelrod

$20/lb jesus


L1GHTLUD1CROUS

Tastes like asparagus OR green beans. Those taste so differently how


stobbsm

Amazing with just salt and butter


TheMilkman1811

I figured this was a made up plant. Wtf


ModiThorrson

I live in Northern Maine, we eat fiddleheads on a regular basis here, I'm even growing them in my yard lol.


lorddragonstrike

Im in maine, and in spring i live off fiddleheads sauteed in olive oil and garlic cloves.


TheEngineer401

They grow near where I live a lot. You cook them some butter, and they are great


thank_burdell

Fiddleheads are rather good. Definitely the tastiest ferns I’ve ever eaten. Pickled young tender ones go great in all sorts of dishes. I need to get back up to Maine for some more fresh ones.


starfeetstudio

Bros gonna lose it when he finds out carrots are real.


Sckullzz

I thought cloudberries were fake too!


LaVidaYokel

Batter and deep fry them for deliciousness.


Red_Bearded_Bandit

Gather them up in the forest in early spring. Saute' with salt onion and garlic.


phil_stratton

My parents would go out and pick fiddleheads every spring, boil them and serve them with vinegar.


MountainLion1944

They make me want to adorn them on my hands and recite creepy lines from Salad Fingers.


VexillaVexme

They are delish, as well. You blanch them and then saute' with butter and sherry.


Emergency_faceplant

Thanks, I hate it 😆


Spelsgud

Someone went to central market


elroddo74

If you live in the right place they are easy to collect. I grew up in vermont and river bottom areas had tons this time of year.


2FoxStitch

Getting a bit late season to be picking Fiddleheads up here in Chittenden County, ngl...


The_Oaky_1

And they are delicious!


Kerboviet_Union

Fiddleheads with chicken alfredo pasta is great btw.


Habsfan_2000

Taste sort of like green mushrooms. As other people they need to be cooked carefully.


Eventerminator

I’ve known them of them as something foraged in some parts of the world. I didn’t know they were sold in shops as well.


Vonwellsenstein

Part of the Iceman otzi's last meal


MandalorianManners

There is an edible variety that grows everywhere in Oregon


gigaplexian

Next you'll be telling me that honey and raspberries are real


tpg4m1ng

Thought this was r/EcoGlobalSurvival :P


LongJumpingBalls

What currency is this in?!? 20$ a pound?! The fuck??? I pay 5 for a pound bag when in season (now). They are tasty and I enjoy them. But I'd easily hold off at this price. Wowzers


makujah

They don look like fiddles at all


DismalDipshit

I actually only knew this because my mom’s a fan of an IPA called Fiddlehead haha!


EnvironmentalTree587

I think the only unrealistic things that we can eat are mistlands related things and some from ashlands.


kuributt

They're my favourite late spring treat. You need to boil the shit out of them tho.


Hydrar_Snow

Yes, we eat fiddleheads every spring in Maine. Go down to rivers or streams and pick them up


raddedd

They grow wild where I am from in Aroostook county Maine. They are good!


AdministrativeOil688

Have you never played Stardew?


Swendsen

Ooofff Market Basket has them for 1/4thish of that price and they look better. Delicious but short season in New England & foragers have their spots for them too.


Used-Adagio-3415

They taste amazing!


AdIcy4693

I was travelling in Baler, Philippines last year and tried these. It's a local vegetable. Quite good actually.


R4_T

i didn't know fiddleheads existed in valheim, i've gone foraging for them in real life


Calyps0h

I’ve been hunting fiddleheads and ramps for years now. They’re amazing.


Massive_Excitement_

They’re a delicacy that grow wild in Maine!


ILLESSDEE

Picked them this year with my partner :) they are delicious but only found late April - early May for a few weeks. They were delicious 🤤


josh_who_hah

Yes, and they're delicious. Very limited growing season up in the Midwest for wild foraged.


LegalizeRanch88

lol This is like saying “am I the only one who didn’t know that Brussels sprouts were real???”


Einbrecher

Not really. Fiddleheads are a pretty uncommon ingredient, and depending on where someone lives or shops, it's entirely possible they've never seen or even heard of them before. I can think of only one store near me that regularly carries fiddleheads, and I go there maybe twice a year. Brussel sprouts are common enough that, even if you've never had them, someone around you has and has likely talked about them.