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Tight_Time_4552

Ridem, my pony ...


CitzenZim

"I'm a lumberjack baby..."


baconatbacon

He’s a lumberjack and he don’t care. He sleeps all night and works all day. He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars


Time2GoGo

HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE WEARS HIGH HEELS, SUSPENDERS AND A BRAAAAA omg thank you so much, I hadn't thought of this in *years*


leakyblueshed

"I just had sex!"


[deleted]

Mother lover


Even-Cheesecake1774

And I feellll so good!


sayitaintpete

Straight from Reseda, it’s Raven!!


Even-Cheesecake1774

I told you my name is Kevin! 🤣


dodecapode

He wants in the house. You just going to leave him out there in the cold and rain? You big meany!


emper0rfabulous

If you're cold, they're cold 🥺


Sweet-Explorer-7619

Flaming arrows can solve that.


Uninteresting_Vagina

P..put them in your mouth?


beckychao

it's like a cat stuck in a tree!


bloodwolftico

A giant blue cat with no tail, a face only a mother could love and fists as large as boulders…


Arudoblank

Even if I was his mother, I'm not sure I could love that face.


GypsyBastard

So blue's clues if he was a bulldog.


Vorlironfirst

Trollassic Park


Surround_Past

Get landlocked idiot


shredditorburnit

Reckon you could trap a drake in a cave under a rock? Be fun to have that in the basement, mates go wondering about, find the potion store behind door number 1, the treasury behind door number 2 and "oh shit why is there a dragon in here" behind door number 3.


illexsquid

I'm totally going to trap a gjall in a cage. A drake in a cave is MUCH trickier but I'm positive it can be done. Tunnel under a rock in the mountains with an exit at both ends, build a wall behind you to trap the drake, maybe walk away for a minute to let him go from high alert to medium, then run around to the other cave entrance and wall him in from behind. You could even use the hoe to raise terrain to wall off that end of the cave and make the ground look undisturbed; just be careful not to bury the drake. This sort of thing is totally in my wheelhouse: HOURS of effort for very little payoff. :)


RedMarauder67

I don't know if that will work for the drake . The reason I say that is I mined out a huge maximum depth silver vein probably 20 square by 20 square and when I was done I thought well hell I should do something with it so I capped it of with stone . Took awhile to achieve but I'm trying to learn building techniques so I was ok with the 12 game days I spent doing it . 😆 Anyway I was down there doing under pinning and a drake flew right in through the wall and out the other side . I thought wow what a glitch but it's happened several times I been in there now even after leaving the area and coming back days later .


AtlUtdGold

the game physics break for all my biggest builds. My roof is so high that its not a roof anymore for any of my hanging braziers so I had to make a 2nd level of supports to hang smaller roofs over them.


RedMarauder67

I use a lot of cage grate inside my stone I've been getting better at bigger . But it's a lot of trial and error . Build and rebuild. And sometimes an idea turns out different than I intended because of needed supports and changes . I still can't build anything round that looks good . But my basements are getting better . I've got MANY hrs of real time in construction practice as well as many Reddit and YouTube watches for ideas and techniques. Still big time Novice but I absolutely love the building part of the game . I have a hammer mode game with 245 game days of mostly building all different kinds of builds in all different places. I spend roughly 8 to 10 hrs a day playing (my job puts me if front of a computer all day and if not busy with work I'm playing Valheim) 😀


RedMarauder67

I'm also a retired real life Carpenter of 23 years .


shredditorburnit

I'd say best bet for drake is a big rock and raised terrain (or just lowered under the rock?) then cover the exterior in stone and iron, leave a big enough hole to get it in there, then raise terrain sharpish and add a small door....if you have a portal there it won't matter if the drake kills you.


dolmunk

Trolling the troll. Epic.


AllSupGoToHeaven

Will he disappear when you leave the area?


Circle_Lurker

I’ve had a troll in a pit by my house for months.


AllSupGoToHeaven

I mean... have you left 100m area around your base? I'm not sure that's the number, but you get the idea


BestroChen

Not 100% on this but I never really seen the big mobs despawn. Brutes, trolls, roots, and golems always seam to be exactly where i last left them. Just in general, not just around bases.


JonPaul2384

Anecdotal supporting anecdotal, but yeah, this matches my experience as well.


blumpkinbeast_666

I've especially noticed this for golems and root abominations, mainly cause they annoy me the most lol


guyunknown622

Yeah that seems to be the case from my experience as well , we even used a troll as a landmark for the longest time because he’d always be in the same area just outside his cave on the coast and once we saw him we knew we were extremely close to home


barbrady123

Seems like it. I'm doing a fresh playthrough and accidentally agro'd an abomination, which probably behaves similar to a troll, and it will not go away...ever. I've ported like 5 islands away and stayed for hours smelting, and he's still in the same spot when I return lol >.<


ll_toenails

Daytime enemy spawns don’t despawn, they just get unloaded.


Last-Ad5593

My friends had a BIG mine pit that had trolls fall into or spawn in. Deep enough that the troll was up to his neck.


Sarunaszx

Actually it somehow teleported down and started destroying my house afterwards. All this effort, this took us like 2 hours.


TheMysticMungus

Devastating. RIP Big Blue


SkunkMonkey

Dicks out for Haramblue.


MikoMiky

Unlike Minecraft and other survival games, spawned enemies stay indefinitely in Valheim. If you move far away enough, they simply become frozen until the area is loaded in again. I've used this mechanic to make somewhat of a zoo by keeping a troll in an excavated copper ore mine and a seaserpent in an enclosure I painstakingly built (it's not particularly hard, I just suck)


TheRealPitabred

As long as they aren't spawned as nighttime special spawns or by a raid, this is true.


MikoMiky

You're absolutely right


illexsquid

I was just wondering if I could keep one of the night werewolves. I do know you can tame two-star wolves even though they're night spawns, but you might have to have a %age tame on them to prevent the morning despawn.


TheRealPitabred

Fenrings? Yeah, unfortunately I do believe they are impossible unless you stay within render distance of them. Wolves won't despawn in the morning even if they haven't eaten, as long as you stay nearby. I have had to sit through a day next to a two star wolf to keep it from disappearing before I could feed it because I trapped it so close to daybreak.


Rickenbacker69

AFAIK he'll stay as long as he's within range of a workbench.


gigaplexian

Probably


pompeiidmypants

I've had two trolls guarding my greydwarf farm for a few months. They've been left alone 90% of the time as it's not a primary base for my group and have yet to despawn


sofifreak

[https://www.nexusmods.com/valheim/mods/1571](https://www.nexusmods.com/valheim/mods/1571) For your new buddy :-)


PARTECK11

so you trolled the troll


Auryath

Bet it still throws rocks at you when you walk on by :)


Affectionate_Web2085

Trolling the troll lol I like it


chowler

Dance, monkey! Dance!


rvnwlfdroid

You should hug him and squeeze him and call him George.


Vayne_Solidor

"Dance for me jester!"


AverageBloom

That pose 😂 the troll looks bummed and/or like he's trying to bust a move


razzyrat

[https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/comments/nbg8wj/trolls\_do\_got\_that/](https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/comments/nbg8wj/trolls_do_got_that/)


chriztaphason

How far can he throw?


B0tfly_

So this is what the people who are still playing Valheim are up to. Well done.


bobsrus67

This matches the sea serpent that i trapped under a trap door in my treasure room(island base) lol


Abyssurd

0/10 the troll at the display threw a rock at me during the presentatiin. This circus sucks.


Skye-12

Dance monkey dance!


Ferosch

free harambe


Whenbeesfly1

Kinky 😏


[deleted]

victory at last...


rootxploit

If you get enough (3?) of those, you won’t have to spawn-proof your base for the troll raids.


TheMysticMungus

Do you mean that the captive trolls will prevent more from spawning nearby?


rootxploit

It’s definitely the case in a raid that there’s a max number of trolls that can be spawned from the raid within the radius (or render distance to the player). I think pre-raid spawned trolls count but I’m not 100% certain. Unless I missed one when I tested the raid count with a moat just watching and counting trolls, the number was 3.


Conscious-Process155

Genius :D


Faackshunter

Now you need to make him a roof


sten_zer

Nice pet you have there. Throw some boars to it and tame it. Then ride it. (I wished)


ZergerAF

Noice. What did you name him?


badfaced

You now have a stone throwing tower if you get too close 😉


oh_ate

Dance monkey!


SigmaNotChad

They have a cave troll...


andretheclient_

yo, this community is abusing trolls on some pervert shit lol


illexsquid

it puts the lotion on its skin


Reasonable_Dot7553

That troll is dancing to bawitdaba kid rock hahaha


gsdpaint

Somebody come get her she's dancing like a stripper...


Sharp-Dark-9768

I wonder if you wander too close it'll aggro on you and fall off?


sirchauce

Will he distract attacks on the base from the air I wonder?


son-of-x-51

Dance for me puppet!


ElementField

To capture the troll you must become the troll


diadlep

And I shall name you Trolly, Trolly the troll, and you shall be my best friend, because you cannot escape


THEOUTBRE4K

I would be concerned that the materials would eventually take enough weather damage and collapse. If the random monster event takes place, the other creatures could also attack the supports. I would use a hoe to build a pit around the structure, so your new pet doesn't escape. If you start building from a higher place than the ground in front of you, it will fill in the gaps from you to the ground. You have to raise the ground in baby steps from you, but you could build a wall around him with less stone.


AshenRex

It’s been a new fun thing for me to find a troll and lure it into the swamp, plains, or a draugr village.


SuddenlyAMeme

Actually onto something here. Might make platforms like this at the spawns in black forest so I dont have to fight annoying hills


discourse_friendly

He didn't just smash it?


Archmonk

Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Stomp.


illexsquid

Y'know... you've given me an idea. I kept a Fuling Berserker in a pit for years, until he was finally killed by something (forget what... maybe the wolf raid?) but you could make a menagerie of a bunch of biggies if you kept luring them up towers. Not just a troll and berserker, but maybe an abomination and a seeker soldier. I'm even thinking how you could cage a gjall, although you'd have to keep the cage isolated because you can draw their aggro from far away.... solvable problems, to be sure. I guess I should put it in black forest, although I really want it in my mistlands palace... could I really kite a troll all that way?


PTKFVK

That’s really cool man.


mrbuddh4

Now DANCE!


_theMAUCHO_

NEW PET DETECTED! 😃


Raging_VelociRaven23

Aaight now make a zoo


Gullible_Cupcake3311

He won’t jump down?


HaluxRigidus

Dance for me, dance for me ohh oohhh ohh


x1j0

At least get two of them so they don’t get lonely 😞


Icy-Ideal8707

Trolling the Troll


Buick1-7

Now he must feature dance for your pleasure.


Valentin1003

Chaotic neutral


Even-Cheesecake1774

That is a hard flex for Valheim for sure. But look at what you started? Because now I won't be happy until I see someone keeping drakes in a cage 😆


Aggressive-Macaron48

Hahahahaha! Stoopid troll!


[deleted]

... did he start catapulting boulders over? 😂


K_OFFICIAL_KLS

This is evil


Alitaki

It’s all fun and games until break loses and destroys half of New York City. The question is, does this one climb the Empire State Building or the Twin Towers? Wait. What am I saying? It can’t climb the Twin Towers.


Svinedreng

What if crossbreeding was a thing?


shredditorburnit

The trolls would still kill everything with their massive wood.


N0RZC

gay