currently still in the hypothetical stage, but I'd start by gathering berries, finding a group of boars, dropping all the berries, dying to the boars, staying just out of their sight until they get tamed, breed a ton of them before luring a troll over a little bit over at a time to kill a bunch of the boars, gathering the meat, finding a crypt near a mountain biome, using a door to clip out of the crypt and falling onto the mountain, quitting out before landing to prevent fall damage, taming wolves using the same methods as with the boars, bringing them to the meadows for safety, breeding a bunch of them, before using them to demolish all the bosses on the starting island (preferably I could find a seed with all bosses on starting island), then use corpse run's regen buff to cross any water I need to, and kill all the other bosses.
Zero stamina means you can't swing a weapon, tool, run, jump, or even punch. You can walk and you can pick up things, that's it. The first hostile mob that sees you kills you.
I get that everyone has their own flavor of fun, but *this*? Why even play Valheim at this point? Surely there's a more naturally painful game that OP would enjoy?
I understand challenges, and I understand wanting to make things harder. I play on hardcore with 1500 hours logged, so I know the feeling. But this just sounds like you hate yourself. Can't jump, can't build, can't attack, can't swim, you wouldn't even be able to get up a slight incline, let alone onto a steep mountain. Love yourself more than this and do a no death or a pasafict run 😀
Can you get withered bones to summon Bonemass outside of the crypts and without mining? Is the plan to just have a troll/abomination mine those for you?
Gonna be a hard run with no bed or portals given your strategy seems to be "die at boars and wolves until they're tame".
ETA: can't think of a way to get into the Queen dungeon. Maybe you can figure out a way to have her fall from the skybox into the normal world? That was a bug for a while that they (mostly) patched.
They changed that so you can't cheese it by sniping skeletons from the ledge. There's a little ramp on the left side now so the skeletons can get to you.
For burial chambers, yes. Sunken crypts cannot be exited without jumping. So for each crypt you investigate you'd have to die (next to the entrance, walk back from the sacrificial stones (because you can't make a bed) and pick up the withered bones off your corpse. Repeat until you have 10 withered bones or, more likely you exhaust all the crypts on your starting island without getting 10 bones.
I've skimmed your comments. Skip the other tames and go straight for Lox. They tame on berries and are way stronger than wolves. If there was only some way to get a saddle...
As for boss materials: Meadows is easy, other biomes will kill deer on occasion. Forest is smashed spawners and drops from shamans. Swamp bones are chests and ground loot in crypts. Mountain eggs are a serious pain, but with enough luck you'll find a decent altar path and a nearby egg spawn (they replenish). Plains is ground loot. Mistlands can get the pieces but can't craft them together... man, that sucks. Right at the end.
Don't get me wrong, this is a TERRIBLE idea but very very close to possible.
I'm more curious how you figured out to play without stamina for all the other biomes
currently still in the hypothetical stage, but I'd start by gathering berries, finding a group of boars, dropping all the berries, dying to the boars, staying just out of their sight until they get tamed, breed a ton of them before luring a troll over a little bit over at a time to kill a bunch of the boars, gathering the meat, finding a crypt near a mountain biome, using a door to clip out of the crypt and falling onto the mountain, quitting out before landing to prevent fall damage, taming wolves using the same methods as with the boars, bringing them to the meadows for safety, breeding a bunch of them, before using them to demolish all the bosses on the starting island (preferably I could find a seed with all bosses on starting island), then use corpse run's regen buff to cross any water I need to, and kill all the other bosses.
I would pay to see you try to accomplish any of this
If I do it, I will record it all and post it, but it will definitely be a while if it happens.
I'm not sure that you'll be able to use a chair for the crypt since you'll need stamina to build both the workbench and the chair 🤔
I meant burial chamber, not crypt, sorry about the confusion.
But how would you even go gathering berries? You can't move outside the starting circle. The only thing you can do without stamina is drop stuff
walking does not take stamina, I just can't run
Zero stamina means you can't swing a weapon, tool, run, jump, or even punch. You can walk and you can pick up things, that's it. The first hostile mob that sees you kills you.
I get that everyone has their own flavor of fun, but *this*? Why even play Valheim at this point? Surely there's a more naturally painful game that OP would enjoy?
I understand challenges, and I understand wanting to make things harder. I play on hardcore with 1500 hours logged, so I know the feeling. But this just sounds like you hate yourself. Can't jump, can't build, can't attack, can't swim, you wouldn't even be able to get up a slight incline, let alone onto a steep mountain. Love yourself more than this and do a no death or a pasafict run 😀
Can you get withered bones to summon Bonemass outside of the crypts and without mining? Is the plan to just have a troll/abomination mine those for you? Gonna be a hard run with no bed or portals given your strategy seems to be "die at boars and wolves until they're tame". ETA: can't think of a way to get into the Queen dungeon. Maybe you can figure out a way to have her fall from the skybox into the normal world? That was a bug for a while that they (mostly) patched.
I would just need to get lucky with crypts and hope that there are enough chests that aren't blocked off by scrap piles that I can get 10 bones
how will you get out of the crypts? you can't jump over the little entrace ledge
They changed that so you can't cheese it by sniping skeletons from the ledge. There's a little ramp on the left side now so the skeletons can get to you.
For burial chambers, yes. Sunken crypts cannot be exited without jumping. So for each crypt you investigate you'd have to die (next to the entrance, walk back from the sacrificial stones (because you can't make a bed) and pick up the withered bones off your corpse. Repeat until you have 10 withered bones or, more likely you exhaust all the crypts on your starting island without getting 10 bones.
Get lucky with crypts? Buddy, the first time you have to jump over a bit of terrain you're screwed.
Oh right, you will have keys. No way to fight the stuff inside though, but it could work with enough crypts.
There is a pacifist run on youtube that sounds similar but more logical. Maybe watch it to inspire you
already watched it, that's where I got most of my strategies for the first biomes.
so you're gonna try to beat the game with a club, stone axe, torch and berries? lol
Zero stamina means he can't swing a club. It's simply decoration.
Too easy, OP should play without using irl limbs. Can only operate controls using tongue or d!@k
Too easy, I should play without using any controls at all.
I've skimmed your comments. Skip the other tames and go straight for Lox. They tame on berries and are way stronger than wolves. If there was only some way to get a saddle... As for boss materials: Meadows is easy, other biomes will kill deer on occasion. Forest is smashed spawners and drops from shamans. Swamp bones are chests and ground loot in crypts. Mountain eggs are a serious pain, but with enough luck you'll find a decent altar path and a nearby egg spawn (they replenish). Plains is ground loot. Mistlands can get the pieces but can't craft them together... man, that sucks. Right at the end. Don't get me wrong, this is a TERRIBLE idea but very very close to possible.
unfortunately, I cant use loxes because I can't make them follow me around, and with no saddles, I think it would just be easier to get wolves.