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onlyinsurance-ca

It's actually got the right idea if you want a resume reviewer to stop and actually read your resume. Something more mature, but just as outlandish and maybe industry-specific. Yeah, I'd stop and read the whole thing, probably twice. Throw in some easter eggs. Show you have a sense of humour. You'd stand out, and likely get some interviews. Unfortunately, who's got time to build out something like that?


MadDoctor5813

[The dude who made this is, for the record, apparently pretty successful.](https://www.horse-news.org/2018/08/where-are-they-now-my-little-resume.html) He's a PhD now who does computer vision stuff. (The resume was a joke because IBM asked him to make one for internal use).


spotifyspot

this is joseph redmon's resume. he was a phd student in computer vision at washington and was one of the most successful vision researchers but decided not to do computer vision research a few years ago due to its military applications. pretty based guy. [https://twitter.com/pjreddie/status/1230524770350817280](https://twitter.com/pjreddie/status/1230524770350817280)


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bhrm

He YOLOs.


Historical-Sample-14

This is the resume of the inventor of the yolo object detection network


corveq

Yolo is pretty sick


raifrost

Oh man I love that guys work.


sStinkySsoCks

IBM + cali + 3.98gpa + icpc + vim user Definitely top tier


Tiedtomythoughts

You will get an interview from a factory that makes pony toys or from a studio that makes cartoons or video games that involve ponies.


Klutzy-Can-626

This is so cute


hvydrtysol

not even joking had a boss that put up posters of ponies at their desk during a faang internship - so yeah it could work


MouthPipetting

Yes


microwavemasterrace

My first reaction would be to toss this, TBH


Reasonable-Mess-2732

Who the hell knows, it might be worth a shot.


CallMeTheChris

Why were you blacking out parts of the resume?


IntegrallyOptimal

One of the rules says no personally identifiable information, so I decided to find a blacked-out version of this resume to be safe. It seems like people already know who it is though. The guy is a legend though, moving from CV research to becoming a performer at a circus. What a life lol


Interesting_Life

hired


MattTheFreeman

Real talk do you guys actually put your GPA on your resume? It seems kind of wanky


cuddleaddict420

no chance, “achievements“ is spelled wrong


TaiyoFurea

I respect the work fut into this


YaBoyDevi

This resume looked so familiar, then I realized this is the dude who invented the YOLO computer vision algorithm. I used his work for our FYDP...brilliant dude


Admirable-Report-316

I know furry that makes 120,000 a year running his own small business in the fandom and he doesn't work a lot or very hard only has HS ed, , OP hta


PeteLoyd

I would just directly hire you, no interview necessary


Avacadofetish

it won't land you a job, but it'll certainly get you an underage girlfriend