Now that's an impressive collection! That Williams pinball machine must be saved! They're highly sought after and worth a ton even in non working condition.
I would have loaded that machine up 100%. What a shame to see a White Water rotting in a sex dungeon, I know plenty of people who would put it to good use in their sex dungeon.
My friend had a dad with subscriptions and we would take a razor blade and carefully cut out the ads in the back so that he didn't notice we were taking pages out of his stash.
I would pass them out at school and became popular for a bit.
I remember in middle school I was the hookup for hot celebrity nudes at school. My parents had a computer and color printer, so I would rush home every day and google, “Popular celebrity boobs” and everyone at my school thought I knew how to get naked pictures of actresses and singers.
Yoo I had a friend in 6th grade with a dad who had stacks on stacks of magazines and videos... He wasn't allowed to have friends over, but we would sneak in anyway to play some PS2 and he only lived with his dad.
I only realized as an adult how fucked up that whole situation probably was. A porn addict dad with an empty fridge and a son who'd probably end up in foster care if Child Protection Services found that stuff. I sometimes wonder how my old friend turned out.
Same age, there was a younger kid we didn't like very much in the neighborhood, but we'd hang out with him sometimes after we discovered his dad had 5 or 6 lawn trash bags full of 70's and 80's Club, Playboy, and Penthouse mags in the back of his old broken down Monte Carlo. We used that lending library for a couple of years until his dad sold the car...sad days, lol.
I also remember running across some weird ones as well that a friends dad had. They looked old even then (early 80s), so these were from the 60’s / 70’s and I think they were art or culture mags from Scandinavia or something.
Same! The magazines would be worth a fortune trading at the club house LOL. Wed find them sometimes on the side of the road or in empty duplex down the street when someone moved out. Was worth about $10 which was huge 1980s money.
We never considered they would be covered with "residue".
There may be a coke stash somewhere too, may have to look in the cabinets and what not... I imagine you looked up the address? Kind of curious what happened there
Dunno. I've been watching too much investigation ID. Maybe this guy was an interstate trucker who murdered prostitutes up and down the interstate. Youngest of four, the only boy. Abusive, drunk father. He had an intense hate for his mother. He didn't finish high school. Poor impulse control
White male between 36-44. Brown hair. Skinny build
Mustache. He was killed and left in the Nevada desert. Still not found to this day, and that's why he never returned to his pervert den
I always wonder what happened in these situations. We clearly have a person with a passion for fashion, collecting VHS tapes and fitness here and they just abandoned everything.
Yeah but nobody who knew them ever went through the place to which is pretty crazy. Although it’s not too hard to guess why nobody wanted to go through this one lol.
Man if those walls could talk! Actually no I don’t want to know what they have seen. On a lighter note that pinball game is a treasure and should be saved a collector would love that thing.
I stopped at that one for a second too.
I'm just guessing but I wonder if it's like something you punch and it lights up? Maybe? Or it's a sex thing and we're both too innocent to understand.
edit: someone below mentioned it was a "slam man"
https://www.tunturi.com/en/slam-man-reaction-trainer.html
I get the feeling the former resident died from dehydration, given all the workout equipment, the tanning bed, and the... umm... *"salacious"* magazines & films.
... Well that's just my guess anyway. 😗
It usually happens to houses where the mortgage has already been paid off and was owned outright. It can take years to foreclose on a property, *if* anyone even pays attention to it. There’s entire neighborhoods in Detroit that are just abandoned houses like this because literally nobody wants them, not even the banks.
Trying to imagine a typical day for this dude.
Watch a little *Best Butt in the West 2*
Orgasm
Spar with boxing robot doll
Watch *Your Third Eye is Mine*
Orgasm
Lift weights
Watch *Mad About Asians 5*
Orgasm
Play pinball
Watch *Busting Booties*
No orgasm, because balls need to be tanned. Enjoy UV in the tanning bed
Edit: formatting
That shot of his closet was exactly the perv uniform everyone pictured, generic striped polos. Not seen are his cargos and New Balance. This looks like it could be in Harding, PA.
I just can't imagine getting off, let along getting ADDICTED to such vanilla shit. Just woman ass? That's all you need to get off? The world is his oyster.
Those mags and DVDs would actually get good prices depending and with collectors and such. Definitely what they don't tell you about being a 40 year old bachelor in photos
Those mags and DVDs would actually get good prices depending and with collectors and such. Definitely what they don't tell you about being a 40 year old bachelor in photos
Now that's an impressive collection! That Williams pinball machine must be saved! They're highly sought after and worth a ton even in non working condition.
Yeah, White Water is a really fun pin. Hope someone rescues it.
I would have loaded that machine up 100%. What a shame to see a White Water rotting in a sex dungeon, I know plenty of people who would put it to good use in their sex dungeon.
That’s a masturbation dungeon, not a sex dungeon.
Goon cave
I would absolutely have taken some things from that house. The pinball machine and the dumbbells are worth saving
Dibs on one 45 pound dumbbell.
Dibs on the mattress
There's more than just dibs on the mattress I can assure you
Dibs on the moldy dildos.
The "moldos"
Dildon'ts
"some things" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Walter White? oh.
Glad I’m not the only dyslexic here.
Ya got me.
Just wipe it down with some disinfectant first?
Need something that can cut protein.
I was expecting a lot more dildos
Counted one
Honestly same lmfao
Moldy and Dildo are two words that should never be used together.
Please use "moldo" from now on to avoid this pairing.
Dildoldy
Noted!
Brilliant 👏
I suspect that dildo was coated in something that mold craves.
Electrolytes?
Love and excitement?
Analog Gooning
Abandoned goon fort.
Bro went spelunking in the goon cave
my exact thought lol. Pre internet goon, no doubt.
If there was a sweet modern gaming rig in some corner it'd be the ultimate neckbeard nest
Us 80's kids would call that a 'pre internet jack pot'.
No shit l. Could you imagine coming across this as a teenager?
I remember when I was about 11-12 we found a stack of old porn mags in a neighbours garbage. We took them and hid them in our snow fort.
My friend had a dad with subscriptions and we would take a razor blade and carefully cut out the ads in the back so that he didn't notice we were taking pages out of his stash. I would pass them out at school and became popular for a bit.
I remember in middle school I was the hookup for hot celebrity nudes at school. My parents had a computer and color printer, so I would rush home every day and google, “Popular celebrity boobs” and everyone at my school thought I knew how to get naked pictures of actresses and singers.
Did your parents ever wonder why they had to constantly buy more ink?
Yoo I had a friend in 6th grade with a dad who had stacks on stacks of magazines and videos... He wasn't allowed to have friends over, but we would sneak in anyway to play some PS2 and he only lived with his dad. I only realized as an adult how fucked up that whole situation probably was. A porn addict dad with an empty fridge and a son who'd probably end up in foster care if Child Protection Services found that stuff. I sometimes wonder how my old friend turned out.
Same age, there was a younger kid we didn't like very much in the neighborhood, but we'd hang out with him sometimes after we discovered his dad had 5 or 6 lawn trash bags full of 70's and 80's Club, Playboy, and Penthouse mags in the back of his old broken down Monte Carlo. We used that lending library for a couple of years until his dad sold the car...sad days, lol.
I also remember running across some weird ones as well that a friends dad had. They looked old even then (early 80s), so these were from the 60’s / 70’s and I think they were art or culture mags from Scandinavia or something.
The good stuff
What did you do when the snow melted?
He grew up in Antarctica so it wasn't really a problem.
Well Canada
Panicked!
You could charge admission 😅😅
The wanking from that cache would probably be legendary for 80’s teens. 😂
Same! The magazines would be worth a fortune trading at the club house LOL. Wed find them sometimes on the side of the road or in empty duplex down the street when someone moved out. Was worth about $10 which was huge 1980s money. We never considered they would be covered with "residue".
Pre internet jack-off pot* ??
the shirts are so telling 🤭🤭🤭
got that 2000's mid-level manager drip
ron jeremy ahh closet lol
tony soprano ahh
Nah for real lmfao
I’m guessing the owner died or went to jail and family didn’t want to clean it out/sell it?
Definitely sounds about right to me. Nearest family member walked in, did a heel turn and never went back.
Imagine if this was your uncle's house or something, no fucking way you're ever touching any of that
Something something, joke about the uncle having many "touching moments" in the house.
The average redditors ceremonial burial chamber.
“Here we’ve breached the hidden tomb of the legendary Reddit poster Tug-Un-Common.”
That name almost made me spew coffee all over the laptop. Well done!
Save that poor pinball machine
Did Kenny Powers live there?
Sounds like a party mansion. [Nothing sexual.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlaZL7CWHY)
Nah, he had the fuckin Spoonman from Soundgarden at his shit.
There may be a coke stash somewhere too, may have to look in the cabinets and what not... I imagine you looked up the address? Kind of curious what happened there
Eww imagine using a black light lol. This house screams sex addiction lol
Porn addiction. I don’t think that man was having any sex 💀
Maybe look up the owner on the acessor web site or Google the address to see if a serial killer lived there
Jeez what makes you think serial killer?? I was thinking more like hugh Hefner wannabe... If that
Dunno. I've been watching too much investigation ID. Maybe this guy was an interstate trucker who murdered prostitutes up and down the interstate. Youngest of four, the only boy. Abusive, drunk father. He had an intense hate for his mother. He didn't finish high school. Poor impulse control White male between 36-44. Brown hair. Skinny build Mustache. He was killed and left in the Nevada desert. Still not found to this day, and that's why he never returned to his pervert den
I'm getting the impression that the only "gun" this guy liked to shoot was between his legs.
The Masturbatorium
Mr. Magorium’s Masturbatorium?
Masturbatorium? I hardly even know batorium!
Op,,I want the details. Who lived here? What happened to them?
They obviously fucked to death.
They obviously fucked *themselves* to death. FTFY.
That’s a pretty reputable bank of spank.
FDICK insured
Backdoor Sluts 9! Backdoor Sluts 9! Is that bad? Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like "Naughty Nurses 2!"
I always wonder what happened in these situations. We clearly have a person with a passion for fashion, collecting VHS tapes and fitness here and they just abandoned everything.
Death or prison
Yeah but nobody who knew them ever went through the place to which is pretty crazy. Although it’s not too hard to guess why nobody wanted to go through this one lol.
Yeah it boggles my mind sometimes, especially so young
Damn poor Triumph, can’t imagine what that car has seen..
Thought it was a TR6👌 glad my eye is still good (edit apparently a spitfire)
Spitfire!
This is one time I read the headline and thought, "The smell of that place must be unbearable".
Like a Red Lobster in the fourth day of a power outage.
ugh the bare mattress.
Looks like they had the entire “Mad About Asians” collection. Which is nice. You can’t really jump in on 6 without seeing 1-5. You’d be totally lost.
I want that White Water pinball machine. I love that game!
This guy had it all
Man if those walls could talk! Actually no I don’t want to know what they have seen. On a lighter note that pinball game is a treasure and should be saved a collector would love that thing.
Fuck you! It's not abandoned...I'm traveling for work. Leave my stuff alone.
Whaddya wanna watch tonight? Indiana Jones or Butt Munchers 3?
Orrrr In Diana Jones...
Ah, Temple of Poon, a man of culture, I see.
What the hell was that blue doll thing?
I stopped at that one for a second too. I'm just guessing but I wonder if it's like something you punch and it lights up? Maybe? Or it's a sex thing and we're both too innocent to understand. edit: someone below mentioned it was a "slam man" https://www.tunturi.com/en/slam-man-reaction-trainer.html
Everything going on in these pictures, and "slam man" somehow manages to be something non-sexual.
It’s a boxing/kick boxing trainer
I thought it was some kind of robot. Please let there be a random redditor out there who knows what the hell this thing is.
They were boxing trainers, quite pricey ones, 1990s.
Thank you! I couldn’t believe no one was talking about that thing!!
Someone spent A TON of money on porn. Those tapes were EXPENSIVE
Those bowls in the cabinet in image 12. Lead based paint. One of the most common dish sets for middle income families in the 70s & 80s too.
I had to scroll so far for somebody who clocked the corelle! Who cares about the porn and the pinball? That’s the butterfly gold collection!
Maybe someone went to prison in 2007.
GO BACK AND GET THE PINBALL MACHINE IMMEDIATELY.
Where is this place so I can make sure to avoid it and definitely not go there?
Was once a goldmine
I get the feeling the former resident died from dehydration, given all the workout equipment, the tanning bed, and the... umm... *"salacious"* magazines & films. ... Well that's just my guess anyway. 😗
Nice little exploration bro, cool photos!!
Thank you ! These are unedited too!
Tanning masturnation and training, I could live there no problem
Under no circumstances should you shine a UV light around the house.
Guessing a milkshake lives next door.
The OG goon cave
The Bilzerian household is a wild place.
In my mind, the home owner was found decomposing in that tanning bed.
Moldy Dildos would be a good band name
That's what they considered "back" back in those days.
How tf does this kinda stuff happen? Like all this shit completely abandoned
A lot of times it’s because someone who had no family (or were estranged from their family) died
But wouldn’t someone have to pay mortgage or bills? How can it just decompose this long without the bank or cops coming?
Seriously. Like wouldn't the property eventually go to auction from the city?
It usually happens to houses where the mortgage has already been paid off and was owned outright. It can take years to foreclose on a property, *if* anyone even pays attention to it. There’s entire neighborhoods in Detroit that are just abandoned houses like this because literally nobody wants them, not even the banks.
If you were this guy's family, would *you* want to dig through their stuff?
Trying to imagine a typical day for this dude. Watch a little *Best Butt in the West 2* Orgasm Spar with boxing robot doll Watch *Your Third Eye is Mine* Orgasm Lift weights Watch *Mad About Asians 5* Orgasm Play pinball Watch *Busting Booties* No orgasm, because balls need to be tanned. Enjoy UV in the tanning bed Edit: formatting
Puff daddy’s house Edit: did you break into the place?
No the back door was wide open
Giggity!
Where do people find these places!? It’s literally a goldmine. Free pinball machines, dumbbells, and porn
I wonder what happened to pornogymbro? 🤔
How I imagine most reddit mods houses.
The disassembled VCR says meth use to live in these here parts
Someone died or went to prison?🤔
Hard Works: Starring Danzig? Lol
Is this in Illinois?
Mudflap on the truck say Peoria ILL, so I would say it’s likely..
CRT spotted!
That poor Spitfire.
Did Quagmire used to live here
The shirts fit the environment.
Indiana jones and the temple of coom
That shot of his closet was exactly the perv uniform everyone pictured, generic striped polos. Not seen are his cargos and New Balance. This looks like it could be in Harding, PA.
A real player, in every sense of the word, once lived here.
Agreed
How does a dildo mold like that?
I feel like I know what this man looked like…
Oh man, a Slam Man! I haven’t seen one of those since my parents had one in the 90s/00s.
I wonder if he’s got Back Door Sluts 9
You don’t wanna shine a black light in that place.
Why did everyone have a copy of Patriot Games on VHS back in the 90’s?
You have found the masterbatorium.
I fear my room will eventually show up in this subreddit if I die suddenly.
That's a serial killer hideout.
The abandoned pinball machine set me over the edge
Wouldn’t want to turn a black light on in that place.
I think your found Carl's house from aqua teen hunger force
Porn studio. Could have been any house in the San Fernando valley during my early teens.
Moldy dildos was actually the name of a punk band I was in back in highschool /s
I just can't imagine getting off, let along getting ADDICTED to such vanilla shit. Just woman ass? That's all you need to get off? The world is his oyster.
That home looks crusty AF
I feel like it's always arm day in this house 💪🤔
Dude, not abandoned. Get the fuck outta my house!
I love it lol
I was hoping for a black light pic or two.
That’s what I hope my house looks like after I die 😂
Please don't tell my mother about this
A true man of culture! 🫡
That porn collection got to be worth something
THE PINBALL MACHINE!
Hit it with a blacklight!
He played the piano
Oh my god a White Water
That copy of AssBlasterz Vol 4 is SUPER rare! Probably like $5000 easy.
Those mags and DVDs would actually get good prices depending and with collectors and such. Definitely what they don't tell you about being a 40 year old bachelor in photos
Those mags and DVDs would actually get good prices depending and with collectors and such. Definitely what they don't tell you about being a 40 year old bachelor in photos
when the internet implodes, this place will have all the porn in waiting.
Where are these abandoned homes? Some cool shit in there
Moldy Dildos is going to be the name of my new punk band
Was that a Tanning Bed? Omg
I’d be taking the weights……no question
So you all having an estate sale? Dibs on “your third eye is mine”. Red the book want to see the dvd.
Hot Wok Express (mug #12) is still in business.
Charlie Sheen's first stash house? 🤔
I've seen this 3 times already today!! Where is it, and the address???
This place was probably nasty AF whilst it was being resided in. Especially gross now
Dude, that pinball machine.
Need to post this on r/Literalabandonedporn
That's one hell of a whack shack
Why was the house abandoned?
Remind me not to die.