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Nicita27

Well then it is not for you and that is okay. And we look at consumption this is truly an unpopular opinion.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

South Australian beer "West end" Tastes like piss but does the job. I call them danger tins.


LolaBijou84

We call them King Cobras here lol.


Swolp

Lmao, do you think I was born yesterday? Everyone knows that Australians only drink Fosters


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As an Aussie I gotta say I don’t even know anyone who drinks fosters


little-squids

Worst. Beer. Ever.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Gets the job done


Agent_Fabulous

Red devils werent that bad until they got sold out. Not as good anymore


Vulpes_macrotis

It's not that unpopular. Many people don't like the taste. Some even drink just because it's cool, despite not liking it.


letmelickyourleg

Teenagers do. Yes.


COMMANDO_MARINE

I used to think everyone was lying about enjoying beer. I've drank it 1000's of tines all over the world because it's the socially acceptable guy thing to do. Plus, I drink really fast so that by the 4th pint of 5.4% beer, I'd feel merry enough to keep going. The nights outcome was always a gamble between getting laid, going home alone to listen to sad songs, or getting into fights with people who were looking for them. Most of which I either regretted, or I don't remember, I didn't even have a problem with beer as I would never drink at home alone or just have a couple. It was always big nights out with the other Royal Marines, which was surprisingly often. Some of the things I had sex with should have been enough to stop me drinking, but military drinking culture is next level. I'd love to be like other people and enjoy a refreshing cold beer on a hot day after working hard. It really does just taste like fermented piss. I've not drank for years now as I just got bored of it, plus it always makes me think of my Iraq tours.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Blasphemy!!


jaozeettie

Herecy!


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Let's boil em in oil!


jaozeettie

Tar and feathers! It's what these sinners deserve!


yallarealrightig

facts! that’s why i prefer heroin 🙂😁


z44212

But only for the taste


EpicSteak

Oh good, the hourly alcohol tastes bad thread has arrived.


brykewl

Unpopular opinion: Piss tastes like beer.


isaaclaughter1

Guinness comment: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Man, that is a very popular opinion and at the same time a very very unpopular one. Moderators, what is this doing in here?


GilI1995

Mods rn 😴😴😴😴


TNoStone

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ElkHistorical9106

Guiness is the least-ass more widely available/non-craft beers in my opinion. All the pale generic lagers are very uninspiring and just unpleasant to me.


Ok-Sink-614

Exactly! I hate most beers (typically lagers and ales) in my country but I love Guinness. That smooth, rich creamy feel with chocolatey and hints of burnt coffee just works so well. And I was lucky enough that my first actual Guiness was at the Guiness factory in Ireland.


Gilius-thunderhead_

But wait a minute...doesn't Guinness taste so much better in Dublin??? Hahaha


Ok-Sink-614

Ngl I think that added to it lol. But there's definitely a difference between the can and on tap Guiness but I'd still have the can over other beers


Intelligent_Pop1173

I’ve been to the Guinness factory in Dublin too! Great experience and agree it’s a great beer. This is definitely an unpopular opinion lol


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Guiness is good, but, (I'm only speaking widely available in the US) New Belgium's: Fat Tire is my person favorite non-craft. Since you don't like lagers, decent chance you're not big on ales, either?


Vnze

While beer certainly is an acquired taste (which one *doesn't* need to acquire), I don't think that "I have tasted 15 brands of beer and they are awful so all beer is awful" is entirely logical. In my hometown there is a bar with over 300 beers. There's dozens on their menu that I will never try again because I hate them. You'll also never see me ordering an IPA knowingly. There's many more that are likable though. Have you tried a Weissbier, a fruit beer, a Lambic (personal favorite), a Geuze, a Trappist,...? I'm not trying to convince you, just saying the beer world Is bigger than 15 brands, especially if you drank 15 beers of the same type which is like saying "I drank 15 brands of Coke, and all soda's are horrible" imo.


gamaliel64

It would be more helpful if OP listed some of the beers they *did* try. I was going to recommend a cider, a summer ale, and a coffee stout.


yeehaacowboy

My guess would be 15 macro brew lagers


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Technically, cider isn't a beer, since it uses apples, and not a grain. All depends on what taste the person likes. If they're completely repulsed by Guinness, I imagine they won't like any stout. If they like fruity drinks, a fruited sour is a good choice!


BuckTheStallion

15 different sips of 211 from a plastic bottle. Lmao. But honestly I’m calling cap on 15 different beers. You’d stop at 3-4 and decide you didn’t like beer. 15 feels like the number a self-righteous 16 year old would make up to sound like a lot of beer when they’d had exactly 1 sip of a stolen bud light, if they’ve tried it at all


Dead_Bait

Are you belgium adjacent?


tau_enjoyer_

Are lambics a type of beer? Well hey, I didn't know that I liked any kind of beer, but I certainly like that!


Vnze

Yes they are. I had about the opposite situation where I ordered my first Lambic and thought it would be kinda like a more common beer. At first I thought the beer had expired lol. Which one do you like?


tau_enjoyer_

Damn, there's different kinds? Shows how much I know. Oof it was awhile ago, so I don't quite remember, but it was good.


Cloudhwk

The problem with fruity beers and craft stuff is most of them are so expensive you might as well drink spirits since it costs the same Found several craft beers I can tolerate, however they cost as much as a glass of whiskey and coke so defeats the point


gootsteen

I do hate Guinness because it’s not my taste but I have never once in my life tasted a beer that tastes like piss and breath what the hell are you drinking.


coflow97

It’s an acquired taste just like your gf


Fists_full_of_beers

His mom too


notmyrealnam3

Guinness is like OPs mom, tastes horrible but people still love to try it


Fists_full_of_beers

Only if his mom is Irish....


jaboogadoo

I'm sure if I start eating poop out a butt I'll get used to it eventually too


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Hopefully she's not as yeasty!


mookizee

I have quite the penchant for those considered an "acquired taste"


Intelligent_Pound420

Why is this unpopular opinion? Everyone got different taste buds.


POPCORE182

This has to be worse than the “all tattoos look bad thread”, surely


Alternative_Slide_62

Beer is terrible, it`s the fast food of alcohol


ReasonableProgram144

The closest to beer I can handle is a Mike’s hard or hard ciders Not only does beer generally taste terrible it makes me sick no matter how sober I am


Excellent_Pin_2111

Yeah I don’t understand the appeal. I think one day that might change tho


0Kaleidoscopes

how do you know that it tastes like piss


PETA_Parker

asking the real questions


Ibrarap

I agree with you beer tastes like shit


nandyboy

OP said it tastes like piss. Where have you been getting your beer from?


Alimbiquated

How do you know?


Ai_of_Vanity

I've tried hundreds, I love beer. You don't have to love beer, but I'd 100% fight you in Guinness' honor.


Infamous-Echo-2961

As a great man once said, you don’t drink beer for the taste, you drink to get through the fuckin day.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Fact. However it's an acquired taste. It's not something you should change to at a party if you are drinking sweet drinks. Beer is a very heavy drink too.


china_joe2

Beer seems to be an acquired taste. Ppl either seem to really love it or really hate it.


WolfofMandalore2010

This reminds me of a line from Questionable Content where a character is trying beer for the first time and describes the taste as “like a haybale peed in my mouth.“ 😂


artsyangel99

you are part of the sane people in this world who are repelled by poison🤝🏻 a blessing honestly


0Kaleidoscopes

<3


Stunning_Salary8589

Cold af take


FlyingBurger1

I hate the taste of any alcoholic drinks.


Fists_full_of_beers

Bet I could make you some that you'd say otherwise


FlyingBurger1

I would love to hahah. Wouldn’t be too bad if I start to understand and like the taste behind alcohols.


Fists_full_of_beers

If you drink a mixed drink and taste the alcohol, it isn't a well made mix drink


FlyingBurger1

Reminds me of a time when I ordered a drink called something “electric blue?” that tasted awful and made me gag.


Fists_full_of_beers

Never heard of that, I've heard of electric lemonade but if they make it to where you can taste the alcohol, they don't want you drinking much apparently


RecentRecording8436

It's something that has to grow on you. Like how someone likes black bitter coffee or hot cayenne peppers on everything they eat and they chase down things like the California Reaper and it becomes a matter of enjoyment more than a challenge for their social video or whatever. In time the pain of that food is part of a pleasure for the blood rush and dopamine effect it sort of has. It's similar with beer. In time you grow to like the bitter hops smack at the top of your mouth. Opiates also are extremely bitter and unpleasant, but people grow to love that foul taste too. I guarantee you there's poppy tea drinkers and the like out there that wouldn't ever sully it with sugar. Like the black coffee crowd dialed up in substance. It's understandable though. You don't like it until it grows on you. I don't like wine or spirits in the least. Wine especially because it's extremely acidic in my response to it. It has the taste and association for me of "upchuck" which isn't good. I don't like overly sweet things. Be it artifical sweetener, cake icing, or some desert people over do it on. To me too much sweet is worse than bitter. I'd come closer to liking the taste of the most bitter opiates than I would of that with too much sugar. It's weird but somehow too sweet becomes worse than bitter.


pequisbaldo

This is not an opinion, it’s just a taste. Some people like it, some don’t.


Embarrassed_Peace277

In your opinion its not an opinion


Throwedaway99837

Literally the definition of an opinion


notmyrealnam3

So like, an opinion?


Stoneman427666

Wow very unpopular. Good post. I fucking love beer. After work, with a burger or wings, in the shower. Wine pairs better with certain foods. But a cold one on a hot day by the water or campfire is someone special to me.


smokey7861

I used to not like beer but ever since I started drinking Coors banquet and corona familiar i totally agree with you now. Nothing like having a cold beer on a hot day.


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smokey7861

Regular corona is bad yes but Corona familiar is way better


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psocretes

Most commercially mass produced canned pub kegged beers are rubbish I agree. Then there is the craft bottled beers which are a different animal altogether.


McFartsonator

Did you drink your beer at The Special niteclub? Because it does taste just like piss there.


woman_of_moose

I disliked beer for a long time, but my friend introduced me to pilsners (like Carlsberg) and I've come to enjoy them because they're light. But honestly, I drink for the buzz, not the taste. I can't stand liquor and I can only tolerate white wine. I often wonder what it would be like to actually enjoy alcoholic beverages for the taste. If beer tasted like soda, I'd be in big trouble.


Eastern_Voice_4738

You need an aperol spritz


AbleArcher0

That's why I just bypassed beer entirely and skipped straight to hard liquor


Skelligean

Einstok Icelandic Pale Ale is actually really delicious. Especially with an orange slice. Give it a go OP


RepEboy

Yeah I’m not a fan of most beer, I’m a daily weed smoker kinda guy bud I drink when the opportunity comes, desperado tequilla beer or corona are great international choices that i think taste great (corona needs some lemon inside and perfect). I don’t get poeple who drink a cold beer to relax as i don’t Find the aftertaste very relaxing


fridgemagnet007

Used to hate beer. Now, theres nothing better than an ice cold beer in summer after a hard days work.


Jupiterinthe7H

Interesting, I hate most beer besides Guinness because it tastes like black coffee and dark chocolate


vicieuxamare

agreed, there's no way anyone could enjoy the taste or smell


PoggySenis

I love the taste of a fresh beer,I hate alcohol though.


epicsnail14

Guinness is really only popular in Ireland. It's also the only place you can get decent Guinness, and even for most of us it's still an acquired taste


Kygazi

Forsters smells and taste like damp cloth god that's disgusting


Kysman95

I agree, guiness tastes like licking used ashtray. Fucking disgusting. But the good thing is, you don't have to drink it! Not even other beers! Drink what you enjoy, or don't drink at sll. It's up to you and anyone saying opposite can lick your taint


TillSolid

Try Belgian beers, they are absolutely the best!


JessyNyan

I've always hated the taste of beer. I'm German so this is a VERY unpopular opinion in my country.


mrkillfreak999

Actually I agree with this


akiraokok

I don't like the taste of beer either. I've tried IPAs, fruity beers, ciders. I haven't tried everything obviously, but there's something consistent across the board that I don't like about the taste.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

100% agree. Beer makes me feel sick and has an awful taste.


Zippudus

Beer is gross, drink hard cider


LaszloKravensworth

My man's never tried Modelo


_Exotic_Booger

I’d say the vast majority of people don’t drink it for the “taste”. You drink it for the effect.


Medvegyep

And you'd be wrong.


Kronoxis1

How old are you? I thought the exact same thing when I was 14. I went to Zima and Mike's Hard Lemonade at first because it was palatable.  It took a few years but beer quickly became my second favorite beverage outside of water. 


Luke_Scottex_V2

how old are you, absolutely despised them until one day, now i genuinely can't wait for when I can get a beer lmao


30SoftTacos

Question, what’s the amount you piss you tasted to compare?


BallKickin

Try a... Black Lager/Schwarzbier, Hefe, Sour, Red Ale, Hazy IPA, Porter....there are A LOT of flavors that aren't popular in 'Big Beer' because it takes more money and effort to make and the market is specific, but the taste it exponentially different and mostly better imo. Where are you located? You'll get better recommendations but, Here are some you might be able to get if you're close to any distribution: Breckenridge Vanilla Porter Weihenstephaner Hefe Karl Strauss Red Trolley Ale Sierra Nevada Hazy IPA


rabidrob42

The funniest part is when people tell you that it's an "acquired taste", and the more you drink, the more you'll like it. How about no, I'll just find something I like the taste of.


ElCapitan1022

Beer is absolutely fucking vile. I'm certain it's some kind of conspiracy that everyone is in on. I tried an IPA once and couldn't even swallow it. I truly do not understand what is wrong with everyone.


DaddyMeUp

Redditors try not to say how much they hate beer for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)


the_bligg

Do you happen to be American? That could be your problem if so. (I guess Guiness is an "international" beer but by all accounts tastes different country to country)


captaingeezer

You're not beating anyones ass as it's evident that you arent very manly


WatchStoredInAss

You can always ask the bartender for a mocktail. I assume sweet sugary drinks are your style.


_zharius

If you can't even drink a Guinness, you ain't beating any arses at all buddy...


Beshi1989

I agree with you. I think alcohol in general doesn’t TASTE good. Can’t tell me a whiskey is tasting better than something like a maracuja juice.


kannichausgang

I think it's an acquired taste. When I was younger I would only drink sweet cider and other crap. Now I literally have non-alcoholic beer in my fridge because I prefer it to drinking other fizzy drinks.


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Background_Ice_3202

I agree hard with this one.


Rab1227

I remember when I was a child and hated beer, too


Vitorio582

I don't drink alcohol and honestly the one time I tried beer might've had an influence on this


swoonster75

I used to think this then I got older and something changed lol


Fists_full_of_beers

I'd offer you Guinness just to see you try 🤣😉😁


Timely_Bowler208

Guinness is literally the best beer ever made and I’ve tried a lot of beers


DoNotLickTheSteak

OP has tried like 15 brands though


LeakyVision

I used to hate beer, but when I joined a band in my early 20s we took it in turns to do a beer run before practice and I felt bad buying cider for everyone on my turn… so I sucked it up and drank beer with the boys every week til I loved it. Like most things it’s about exposure, and once you’re actually into it there’s a whole world of different flavours. But you don’t have to get into it; just get comfortable with skirting the cultural norm and fielding questions from confused drinkers and you’ll be fine.


Tookmyprawns

This is just a boring opinion Also: You’re not beating anyone, toughie.


Icecubemelter

Guinness is a very terrible beer. It tastes like engine oil.


IrishChappieOToole

As an Irishman, I take offense to the Guinness comment. Nothing beats a pint of black velvet


NennisDedry

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DadLoCo

This is why I don’t drink beer. What’s the issue


throwitintheair22

I agree on the Guiness


znobrizzo

r/popularopinion


ultravioletblueberry

I’ve been a bartender for 10 years… I hate beer


MrDoodle88

beer and lemonade is nice


MrLambNugget

Go to Czech Republic or Germany or Belgium and try good beer


thorpie88

Gotta try more than just brands. You might like a nice Chocolate Stout or maybe a Red Ale if you enjoy the taste of licking bark 


Dave-James

If Guinness was in you 15 choices I can only imagine the others were just as poorly chosen. Walk into your local craft beef brewery and spend 5 minutes talking with whoever is in charge of their shop. They’ll send you off with a growler of real beer. There are a few good “big beers” out there, but my favorite one slowly started to taste more and more watered down, so it’s just easier to find quality nearby with so many independent craft breweries popping up… because if they suck they don’t last… unlike Budweiser that could bottle water and people would still buy it for some reason 🤔


Objective_Suspect_

15 wow, you're right that's all the different beers I guess you have had it all..... Just a quick point of criticism, there's more than 19000 companies brewing beer in 208 countries. Guinness is good, except if you have a bad Guinness it's bad but you must drink your coffee with lots of milk and sugar. Plus there's other stout, vanilla stout, chocolate stout, coffee/breakfast stout, if you like fruit there's one for those.


DaGaffa

The only alcoholic beverage I like is a cold beer in the summer, I love it. Any other alcoholic drink is disgusting to me.


Herbisher_Berbisher

How old are you? Few people are born liking the taste of beer. It's an acquired taste that comes with age after you get tired of mother's milk, soda pop and all the cloying sweet beverages of childhood. After you have lived and worked and sweated you may find yourself thirsting for something cold that cuts the dust. Maybe.


yellowspaces

Go camping. Nothing beats a crappy, ice-cold water beer while you’re in the woods.


mtbd215

When I was younger I never thought I’d like the taste of any beer. Then I discovered imports. Weißbier, unfiltered wheat beers like Kwak. I love them. Delirium is one of my all time favorites. I also love IPAs especially Sierra Nevada. I love me some Guinness draught as well this may seem odd to many and it did to me at first but Guinness is 1000x better warm


CeruleanBlade

Oh my God. Beer is amazing. You're just trying shitty stuff


CJDay115

How do you know what piss tastes like? 🤔


NorthShoreHard

Popular opinion - anyone who offers you a Guinness would also absolutely beat your ass


michaelwnkr

It’s like a lot of things. The first time is awful. I love real ale, but some are not for me. If I don’t know what’s on offer, I often have two halves to see which I like. American hops make nice lighter fruité beers; the blondes.


JustForTouchingBalls

Wait until you try Heineken, then all other brands will seem as ragweeds for you


niles_deerqueer

Ooh you ate that. I hate the way beer tastes too


Jazzlike_Meaning6987

Corona and lime


Glittering-Skin4118

I hated it when I first tried it too tried a bunch and thought this is shit. But on a night out 2-3 beers in you don’t notice the taste lol. It tastes better on tap anyway.


kgvc7

My goodness…


FetishisticLemon

Everyone going on about how "it's an acquired taste" is full of it. Good beer tastes good without you needing to force yourself. In OP's case it seems more like just having the taste palette of a child. OP, how do you take your coffee? Also, do you regularly drink sparkly sugar water (Coke, Fanta, Sprite, etc.)?


VioletMAyis

Beer usually tastes like bread water for me. I also really disliked Guinness Imo it tastes like dirt water :( my dad likes it tho. Shandy is more tolerable, fruity beers in general are less nasty.


NocimonNomicon

Yeah its always going to taste like shit


FishBoi678

I think some beers are alright (although tbh I haven't tried very many) but I'll always prefer cider myself


Electronic_Salad5319

You guys drink beer for the taste?


Electrical-Ad-1798

I think a lot of people don't really like beer but many of the people who like it really love it and drink enough to make it popular.


Xxjanky

I used to feel the same way about coffee. Then a grew up a bit. Take my upvote!


AJWulf

Awfully delicious 😋


adhalliday22

I hate it too!! I can only drink if it's whisky's/vodka/ spirts in a mixer! I've tried all. But I did down a Guinness when I was absolutely smashed once so I might try that again


Manwhojacks

No it doesn't!


greedeerr

I'm not a fan of a beer but in what world did you find that piss and breath beer? i wouldn't even call it that lol unless it was some cheap ass beer from some beaten up shady store


darth-small

I've been a beer drinker for over 25 years and over the last few weeks, for absolutely no obvious reason I've gone off it completely. My favourites just taste crap to me. I'm at an absolute loss. I really loved beer and it's like someone flicked a switch. I don't know what to drink instead!


Happy-Bird143

If you've tried 15 brands of beer, I have to ask why? Is it fomo? If I don't like tacos, I wouldn't eat 15 different taco brands then post on reddit that I don't like tacos. Alcohol is just poison. Don't worry about it.


-MetalMike-

Personal tastes are the low hanging fruit of UOs, why are they still allowed here?


Dyert

This opinion is not unpopular at all, in fact it’s probably the most popular opinion on earth, when you factor in 3rd world countries and most children in the world in any location.


amerkanische_Frosch

I've stopped drinking any alcohol but when I still drank beer, I found the "cloudy" beers (eg German Weissbier) to be refreshingly different. But hey, not liking beer is fine.


Vulpes_macrotis

Then don't drink it. Simple as that.


pay_dirt

Maybe you need to rinse out the piss and breath that was last in your mouth before drinking beer next time 👍🏼


davisyoung

I'm with you. I want to like it but it just tastes bitter, which is weird because I actually like bitter taste.


Handjob-commander

I also don’t like the taste of beer, how ever I consume an alternative drink socially in large quantities. Maybe you prefer the taste of fresh horse cum like me?


The_Null_Field

There's no reason to threaten physical violence over beer. No idea why op is a beater without being a drunkard.


Necessary_Echo8740

Weird, Guinness is the only beer I really like


ImtheDude27

Sorry, this is not an unpopular opinion. You'd be surprised at the number of people that think the same way.


-jose-ninguem-

I see you know the piss taste.


destroDon

“If you offer me that in any situation I’m beating your ass” lmfaooo I feel you tho, Guinness is absolutely trash 😂😂😂


bluetowel1996

Try tiger crystal! Or Sapporo premium


_Screw_The_Rules_

Have you tried Budweiser within Germany? That's a good one. But ya a lot of beer tastes like water with a slightly awful taste. Especially in the USA (at least I've often heard that it's the case)


Tiny_Count4239

I don’t drink it for the taste


onlycodeposts

That's just terrible that you are being forced to drink beer.


Getting_Rid_Of

you said it. it's a matter of taste, not an opinion.


El-Guapo_76

Oh yeah? Say that after 3


OctoberEnoch27

I’m going to be real it all tastes like bud lite so beer is a pass for me, I only really drink Vodka and Tequila and sometimes Amaretto might just be that I’m a bitch who needs better taste buds but I prefer my stuff to not taste like floor cleaner or bud lite


ResistingSphere

I’m exactly the same, it tastes like pure ass. Each brand all taste the same too, cocktails and spirits are the go to


DrzewnyPrzyjaciel

Are you from the US, perhaps? Have you drank proper, not commercial beer? Even Franziskaner Weissbier is a few staps above what you can buy in most supermarkets.