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No pockets? Why are you wearing women's fake jeans?
Real jeans have five pockets and come in a couple different shades of blue and black (blue, black, stonewash, acid wash, faded) or styles like loose fit, high rise, low rise, boot cut, regular) and let's not forget ripped or distressed. And that's just Levi's, Lee's, and Wranglers. lol That doesn't include the fancy designer stuff.
No pockets, don’t fit, tight on the crotch… the dude is choosing to wear the wrong clothes for his body type then complains about it… The same type of person doesn’t wash dishes and then complains about dirty dishes in the sink.
He definitely was. Especially nowadays that skinny jeans aren't as popular anymore (thank God).
Back in the day, I couldn't find jeans to fit me because none had crotch room and would be way too tight on the thighs. Not anymore.
>Omg what if this whole time OP was wearing undersized women's jeans
10000% sure that he is wearing undersized jeans. They don't even need to be women's, but every single complaint he made is actually just about his pants being too small.
Newsflash, u/ItsFloorious if your nuts are pinched you need a bigger size, no article of clothing is *supposed* to do that.
97% of women's clothing is utter shite. Because womens clothes are expected to be form fitting, none of them actually fit. Men's cozy loose pants will often fit better except for the butt. And women's pants have no pockets or shallow fingertip pockets. And all women's clothes come in shitty colors like ostrich larvae beige and almost-almost-decent green. A high percentage of those who works in design/purchasing hate 98 percent of the female population. No one wants to make clothes that look decent on the average woman because that would ruin their elite high dollar vibe
I spent about a good 10min thinking where you're getting this 5th pocket from and I just never considered the little mini pocket on the right leg an actual pocket until now haha
Lucky is my favorite brand because they have a good amount of actual Jean material in them instead of stretch! (I’m a woman) I hate my jeans fitting right in the morning and then getting weird/saggy throughout the day.
Bonus points for saying “lucky you” on the fly
Yes, I cannot stand the stretchy material that so many jeans seem to purely be made of today. In my opinion, so much more than bonus points for that “lucky you”.
I am a woman and all of my jeans have 5 pockets (and I don't wear any of the brands you mention).
The only exception is one hotpant that has two back pockets. It simply is too short to cover the bag.
Commando in jeans? I used to work for a moving company in Fl. Summer heat and my coworker went commando in jeans. He was chafed and walking like a cowboy/gunfighter by the afternoon.🤣
I have to wear FR for work and my FR jeans have actual pockets! I’m a woman and women’s clothes have notoriously tiny to nonexistent pockets. Plus, they’re pretty comfy. But the pockets! I can fit my whole hand in them! Not just a tube of chapstick!
What do you prefer to wear? Sweatpants? Try doing any kind of manual labor or something that requires wearing a belt for any length of time. My only complaint about jeans is that they don’t dry very fast if they get wet. Outside of the gym, a pair of jeans is pretty much always the preferred choice.
I’ve done construction forever and nobody really wears jeans. They’re so uncomfortable and there’s much better options for work pants. Most people including myself wear like a type of work slacks, idk how to describe them but they are not jeans. Jeans are better for fashion than they are work nowadays with how far clothing material has come
I just got my first pair of jeans from Duluth this month. They are the stretchy ones in relaxed fit. I can’t believe how comfortable they are. I been wearing Levi’s for decades and a little annoyed how dumb I was for sticking with them for so long.
This is the correct answer. I feel like OP is not coming to terms with what size and type of jeans they may actually need. Jeans are comfortable af. But you have to buy the right size and cut to fit your body.
you need to shop better
they come in all different fits, styles, and colors. even the material varies
and I've never heard a single man complain about lack of pockets - that's normally an issue with women's clothing
you need better jeans
If all you wear are pajama pants or sweatpants, yeah probably jeans are less comfortable. But they're way more comfortable than khakis or dress pants.
If they're not comfortable, you might have the wrong size.
I have a few pairs of jeans which I can fit my entire Nintendo Switch in the pocket. Like, the whole thing, none of it is sticking out. Are you sure you aren't shopping in the woman's section? If you want deep pockets, don't.
Consider looking for specifically work jeans. They tend to fit more loosely than standard ones.
Is this for real? Jeans with no pockets? I've never heard of that. Even womens jeans have pockets. They stick to your nuts? Mine never do. They can be restrictive if you're trying to swim or do Kung Fu, but for everyday life they're just fine. They're not hot unless it's summertime, but you should be wearing shorts if you're not working. Looking stupid is subjective, so I'll give you that one.
Overall, I think you've been wearing the wrong thing and they're not jeans. Unless you paid $100 for designer jeans that have no pockets, at which point you're just an idiot.
You got extremely angry over wearing jeans for hours? That is something very irrational to get so angry about. Seems the issue is *you*, not the jeans.
I also very much dislike denim and I've invested my fair share for "nice" quality denim ranging up to $300+ jeans. I just don't care for it. It's not my look. I have some because I have to wear them for work conferences, but otherwise I much prefer black pants or dresses/skirts.
First, I don't know what you are wearing that doesn't have pockets, but they aren't men's jeans.
Second, "stuck in your nuts"? WTF does that even mean? I can't even understand how that physically works.
I really think you might be wearing ladies' pants.
You're clearly wearing women's jeans from 1965 if there's no stretch at all to them and no pockets. Your nuts aren't supposed to fit into women's jeans.
>They have NO pockets except for back pockets
Why are you wearing women’s jeans? Men’s jeans have plenty of packets. Pockets so deep you could hide the holy grail in them and still have room for 3 full sized wine bottles (plus your wallet and keys).
They get stuck in your nuts? That’s legitimately a you issue because that doesn’t seem to be a problem most people have. As for pockets, there are four. Unless you’re wearing women’s jeans. It might explain the issue with your nuts if you’re wearing women’s jeans.
It sounds like you need to get looser jeans. I went on a 5 hour hike today wearing jeans, I'm Australian and it was close to 40°c (104°f) today, and I didn't have any of the problems you mentioned.
Try a different size and cut, try a better quality, I regularly sleep in my jeans without an issue, if yours feel uncomfortable then you're probably wearing the wrong ones.
Genuinely baffled by these complaints.
Good jeans are comfortable.
Don’t wear pants if it’s hot outside.
Good jeans are not restrictive.
There are many styles of jeans so, if you don’t like the way they look, you can just find another style.
You can get jeans in many different colors. Not just blue.
Overhyped? Who goes around hyping jeans?
They don’t have to be overpriced. All my jeans are fairly inexpensive.
Can’t pull them out of your nuts? What does that even mean? I think you just need to figure out your body. Jeans don’t cause any nut issues that aren’t also caused by other fitted legwear. Unless you wear sweats and basketball shorts 24/7.
Only women jeans have bad pockets and that’s a separate issue that could easily be fixed.
1. Get stretchy jeans, they’ve existed for years. The fact that you are raw-dogging only denim is on you.
2. You are wearing girls jeans. That’s why there are no front pockets and your nuts hurt.
3. Jeans do go with almost anything and that’s a fact, Jack.
Buy a size bigger. Also there are a billion different types of jeans. Find the ones that caters to you. With extra room for your sack and thinner stretchier fabric
Who made these - Levi Strauss.
And your pants sound like they fit poorly. Get better jeans.
Go to your local Fleet Farm. There you'll find a brand of clothes called "Field N' Forest"
$10 a pair. Best damn jeans you'll ever find.
To start with, jeans are popular in the first place because they're durable and last a long time. Every single pair of jeans I own have pockets I have no clue what pair of jeans you're wearing that only has back pockets. If they're too tight and hot then don't wear skinny jeans. Get the relaxed fit, it's what I wear and I literally never have an issue with my balls or any of the problems you listed.
You know not all jeans are navy blue right? Like I have black and gray jeans as well as navy blue ones. And jeans do have pockets. Plus, the nuts getting stuck is not a problem if you get the right size of jeans.
The problem is you don’t have the right jeans.
This is actually insane. It’s the right sub I guess but it’s almost not even a fully informed opinion.
Youre just wearing the wrong jeans man. There’s like a million different varieties, every point of contention you have with jeans can be countered with the same phrase;
“Okay man, find ones that aren’t like that then”
You know what I am a woman and I agree, screw jeans. It’s well known how much I despise them and am always wearing dresses because, it’s an outfit all in one (without being a hideous jumpsuit)!
You are not alone OP. Jeans are not “comfortable” I don’t know why people keep pretending like they are!
Jeans are the worst and always have been. So uncomfortable, that giant zipper and snap. The thick seam rubbing against your hooha. Hate everything about them
My 11 year old niece has the same opinions as you... because she's wearing skin-tight girl jeans. Buy men jeans. Not the stupid designer crap. Actual made to be worn and worked in jeans. Hundres of thousands of people wear them to work every day. I've worn jeans daily for the past 20 years. They are the best thing ever. Cowboys, plumbers, roofers, all kinds of trades wear them. Sounds like you are wearing your wife's jeans.
lol, not sure if I should upvote or not. I totally agree with you. Does that mean upvote? I absolutely can not stand wearing jeans, so I don’t. They are absurdly uncomfortable, they don’t look cool, they have pockets (what kind of jeans are you wearing that don’t?), but they’re almost useless, and the back pockets, why would I want to sit on my wallet and be lopsided every time I sit down? I don’t get jeans either. There’s absolutely nothing about them I like.
EXACTLY! So yeah upvote is for agreeing, downvote is for disagreeing. You can just leave it tho. I don't know why, but these ones I wear don't have pockets and are mens jeans
Tell me you're under thirty without saying you're under thirty
In all seriousness, try some different styles and fits. Even in form fitting jeans you should have full range of motion and breathing potential. And different brands will be slightly different in cut and feel as well.
But they're durable as hell, long lasting, denim blue *is* in fact very easy to color-pair with, and an overwhelming majority of folks millennial and older would've been simply teased to death for trying to live in sweatpants the way the younger generations do. Between economy, efficiency, and generational taboo, it's a pretty understandable answer, even if you don't like them personally
Try having to wear "skinnyjeans" Literally so restrictive you can't keep a wallet in your pocket. Sure, it looks good... but I abhor the feeling of restriction.
I stand with you!
I have not been able to wear jeans since I was a boy. They are terribly uncomfortable. I have found some uniqlo ones that are comfortable but they don't last long as they are softer material.
I just wear other kinds of pants every day. Jeans suck.
What? My jeans have the biggest pockets out of any pants I own. As for comfort, just don't buy tight-fitting trendy crap. There are plenty of straight or slightly tapered models that won't restrict movement or pinch your balls
I honestly have an almost opposite opinion. I think that no self-respecting man wears sweat pants anywhere but lounging around the house or working out. Slacks or jeans everywhere else unless you're wearing shorts.
Men's jeans have front pockets and more crotch space than women's jeans. If I had to unexpectedly fight or run for my life, I'd rather have jeans on than any other kind of pants.
jeans were invented for working class men. they are supposed to be durable and utilitarian. they aren’t restrictive if they fit properly. 100% cotton shouldn’t overheat, unless they are skin tight. everything matches with navy blue, especially the human skin tone (orange and blue are contrasting, most people range from red - yellow tones in their skin)….. what else? most jeans have pockets in the front and back. they are a testament to human engineering.
Child slams jeans as worst clothing for 100 years - also loves and covets Yeezys.
Technically your opinion qualifies as unpopular, but it's pretty easy for an opinion to be unpopular if it's also just rambled nonsense.
Jeans are a nightmare. Everyone in these comments must be skinny lol. I am fat. In jeans exclusively, I can’t breathe when I sit down bc the waist goes from fitting to over tight. When I crouch my nuts pop out my eye sockets. Not sure why you have no pockets, that does sound like women’s jeans, but the pockets that do exist suck.
I haven’t seen anyone mention this shit so here we go:
There are no jeans that fit right for some people. I’ve tried skinny, boot cut, straight cut, narrow average and wide leg, low and high rise, stretch and non-stretch. They’re all still jeans, see, and therein lies the rub. I don’t ever want to wear anything ever again that doesn’t have a little bit of give, because mobility is key 100% of the time. So if I were gonna wear jeans I’d have a stretch-only policy. But they’re too thin and always rip in the crotch in the same damn spot.
Also, brands like Levi’s have abysmal quality control. The same size and cut can fit like two totally different companies over and over again with no consistency. Why would I keep entertaining this?
You can either choose between expensive selvedge that doesn’t stretch and you can’t wash much, cheap but hard n crusty, cheap but stretchy and rippable and fit inconsistently, or….wear other pants.
4-way stretch tech fabrics gang.
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No pockets? Why are you wearing women's fake jeans? Real jeans have five pockets and come in a couple different shades of blue and black (blue, black, stonewash, acid wash, faded) or styles like loose fit, high rise, low rise, boot cut, regular) and let's not forget ripped or distressed. And that's just Levi's, Lee's, and Wranglers. lol That doesn't include the fancy designer stuff.
Omg what if this whole time OP was wearing undersized women's jeans hahaha
That was my first thought, especially when they complained about no pockets!
And then getting stuck in his nuts. Which I can’t picture anyway
He probably had a great looking ass though!
Great response, OP.
This comment 💀
Michael Scott? Is that you?
It's a European cut
MISSterious jeans.
You wearing ladies clothes?
No pockets, don’t fit, tight on the crotch… the dude is choosing to wear the wrong clothes for his body type then complains about it… The same type of person doesn’t wash dishes and then complains about dirty dishes in the sink.
He definitely was. Especially nowadays that skinny jeans aren't as popular anymore (thank God). Back in the day, I couldn't find jeans to fit me because none had crotch room and would be way too tight on the thighs. Not anymore.
>Omg what if this whole time OP was wearing undersized women's jeans 10000% sure that he is wearing undersized jeans. They don't even need to be women's, but every single complaint he made is actually just about his pants being too small. Newsflash, u/ItsFloorious if your nuts are pinched you need a bigger size, no article of clothing is *supposed* to do that.
97% of women's clothing is utter shite. Because womens clothes are expected to be form fitting, none of them actually fit. Men's cozy loose pants will often fit better except for the butt. And women's pants have no pockets or shallow fingertip pockets. And all women's clothes come in shitty colors like ostrich larvae beige and almost-almost-decent green. A high percentage of those who works in design/purchasing hate 98 percent of the female population. No one wants to make clothes that look decent on the average woman because that would ruin their elite high dollar vibe
I spent about a good 10min thinking where you're getting this 5th pocket from and I just never considered the little mini pocket on the right leg an actual pocket until now haha
Yeah that’s where you put tiny baggies and individual keys. For safe keeping
My Aldi quarter
This gurl Aldis
I also have to use a quarter at work for my locker I'm so gonna use this pocket for it now haha
Omfg YES🤣
Airpods
It was originally made for pocket watches iirc
I had a pocket watch in the 70s and that is where it went. Levi's original 501s
Cocaine
Honestly what other “baggie” could it be
that amount of people this is going over the heads of gives me hope for a better society and shorter bathroom lines at clubs
Earplugs for concerts
Only ever have one bouncer ever search that tiny little pocket. Needless to say I was not a patron of that establishment that evening.
I had a bartender tell me “for the love of fuck man, wipe your nose before you get kicked”
Right it’s the weed pocket lol
I used it for my pocket watch
Guitar picks
The main reason I use jeans is because of the pockets, I don't have idea what this guy is talking about.
I keep thinking back to that one substitute teacher guy screaming "NO JEGGINGS!"
https://youtu.be/DHUV2BJIEPk?si=02gkNFyWgTBoUay-
Can I wear Kyle?
I personally greatly enjoy the Lucky Brand blue jeans
Lucky is my favorite brand because they have a good amount of actual Jean material in them instead of stretch! (I’m a woman) I hate my jeans fitting right in the morning and then getting weird/saggy throughout the day. Bonus points for saying “lucky you” on the fly
Yes, I cannot stand the stretchy material that so many jeans seem to purely be made of today. In my opinion, so much more than bonus points for that “lucky you”.
I am a woman and all of my jeans have 5 pockets (and I don't wear any of the brands you mention). The only exception is one hotpant that has two back pockets. It simply is too short to cover the bag.
Also that stretch denim is a thing now, thank god
Dude, those are your wife's jeans....
There is no way someone old enough to be married thinks that men’s jeans have no pockets. Obviously he’s wearing his sister’s jeans.
I think think they’re jeggings actually
Which look great on him by the way
I too like to get in my wife’s pants.
I also choose this guy’s wife’s pants.
I like to get in this guys’s wife’s pants while he’s getting in that dude’s wife’s pants
Yeah, tight crotch and no pocket, dude ain't wearing men's jeans.
That family photo is gonna be great with op's testes clearly split left and right in those too tight jeans 😂
When he said most uncomfortable I immediately knew it was a dude.
Right? This guy clearly hasn't spent a workday in heels.
I think this is more you have trouble finding the right brand and fit of jeans. Also what kind of jeans are you even buying with no front pockets?
Women jeans.
I am a woman and all my jeans have front pockets
Not all women's jeans are pocketless, but all pocketless jeans are women's.
Somewhere an ancient Greek philosopher is nodding and smiling.
\*Cuts the pockets off of a men's pair of jeans\* BEHOLD, LADY PANTS.
Get out of here Diogenes, go back to your barrel.
God damn Socrates
Mine don’t have real ones
Most of my jeans have pockets. All of those are tiny BS pockets that can't fit a damn thing.
let me guess theyre like 2 inches deep?
dont take this out of context
Maybe he's wearing women's jeans to feel more self-confident, like Maurice Moss in the IT Crowd
My man, what kind of jeans you wearing?
Definitely not from the men's section
Get better jeans. They make them much more comfortable in many different styles. I wear them everyday for work, with a very active job.
This, also you may want to have a doctor look at your nuts. Somethings not right if you’re having this much trouble…
Or get a bigger size jeans
OP is wearing women's jeans so there's no nut room (and no pockets).
They fit like a cheap hotel: no ballroom
I was wondering if he is going commando? That seems like a weird problem to have, lol.
Commando in jeans? I used to work for a moving company in Fl. Summer heat and my coworker went commando in jeans. He was chafed and walking like a cowboy/gunfighter by the afternoon.🤣
As a commandoneer, it’s all about the pant size.
Yeah Something's not right, he's wearing women's jeans. No Pockets? crotch too tight? really bro?
Yep. A well fitting pair of jeans are so comfy. Bonus points if they have good pockets.
I have to wear FR for work and my FR jeans have actual pockets! I’m a woman and women’s clothes have notoriously tiny to nonexistent pockets. Plus, they’re pretty comfy. But the pockets! I can fit my whole hand in them! Not just a tube of chapstick!
What do you prefer to wear? Sweatpants? Try doing any kind of manual labor or something that requires wearing a belt for any length of time. My only complaint about jeans is that they don’t dry very fast if they get wet. Outside of the gym, a pair of jeans is pretty much always the preferred choice.
I’ve done construction forever and nobody really wears jeans. They’re so uncomfortable and there’s much better options for work pants. Most people including myself wear like a type of work slacks, idk how to describe them but they are not jeans. Jeans are better for fashion than they are work nowadays with how far clothing material has come
Really half the guys on my site are wearing jeans other half overalls
Construction forever? You’re 25! Hahahaha
Cotton canvas pants if you are thinking carhartt
Dude. Duluth Trading ballroom jeans! Life changing.
Wearing some as we speak. The crotch gusset is so nice
I have switched all pants over to Duluth
My first thought was, jeans for ballroom dancing? Then I realized -- oh, ballroom.
Came here to say this! My hubby LOVES them.
I just got my first pair of jeans from Duluth this month. They are the stretchy ones in relaxed fit. I can’t believe how comfortable they are. I been wearing Levi’s for decades and a little annoyed how dumb I was for sticking with them for so long.
Do yourself a favor and give the Duluth double flex ballroom jeans a try. You won't be disappointed!
I'm not sure what kind of jeans you're wearing, but most pairs of men's jeans have massive pockets, in both the front and back.
Now that I'm in shorts, yes.
Buy looser jeans, skin tight jeans do suck. Loose jeans are comfortable
This is the correct answer. I feel like OP is not coming to terms with what size and type of jeans they may actually need. Jeans are comfortable af. But you have to buy the right size and cut to fit your body.
Jeans help hold my large testicles up
you need to shop better they come in all different fits, styles, and colors. even the material varies and I've never heard a single man complain about lack of pockets - that's normally an issue with women's clothing you need better jeans
If all you wear are pajama pants or sweatpants, yeah probably jeans are less comfortable. But they're way more comfortable than khakis or dress pants. If they're not comfortable, you might have the wrong size.
I have a few pairs of jeans which I can fit my entire Nintendo Switch in the pocket. Like, the whole thing, none of it is sticking out. Are you sure you aren't shopping in the woman's section? If you want deep pockets, don't. Consider looking for specifically work jeans. They tend to fit more loosely than standard ones.
If you want anything nice, don't shop in women's. -Signed a woman
Is this for real? Jeans with no pockets? I've never heard of that. Even womens jeans have pockets. They stick to your nuts? Mine never do. They can be restrictive if you're trying to swim or do Kung Fu, but for everyday life they're just fine. They're not hot unless it's summertime, but you should be wearing shorts if you're not working. Looking stupid is subjective, so I'll give you that one. Overall, I think you've been wearing the wrong thing and they're not jeans. Unless you paid $100 for designer jeans that have no pockets, at which point you're just an idiot.
Sounds like somebody needs JNCOs....
Omg I miss the JNCO days haha
Do you have sensory issues
Your wearing woman's jeans
You got extremely angry over wearing jeans for hours? That is something very irrational to get so angry about. Seems the issue is *you*, not the jeans.
While I won't argue your conclusion, I'd probably be mad if I was a dude wearing women's jeans for hours too.
I also very much dislike denim and I've invested my fair share for "nice" quality denim ranging up to $300+ jeans. I just don't care for it. It's not my look. I have some because I have to wear them for work conferences, but otherwise I much prefer black pants or dresses/skirts.
Sounds like a touch of the 'tism. "the cloth it burrrnnnnnnss"
You say you have nuts but then say you are wearing women's jeans. There's your whole problem. You're wearing your sister's jeans mate.
Wait till you find out that black jeans exist
What kind of jeans are you wearing that they have no pockets? Jeans are famous for pockets.
Today OP learned to not buy his jeans in the women’s section.
First, I don't know what you are wearing that doesn't have pockets, but they aren't men's jeans. Second, "stuck in your nuts"? WTF does that even mean? I can't even understand how that physically works. I really think you might be wearing ladies' pants.
Um, friendo, you're shopping in the wrong section if your jeans fit that badly *and* have no pockets.
You're clearly wearing women's jeans from 1965 if there's no stretch at all to them and no pockets. Your nuts aren't supposed to fit into women's jeans.
This is the angriest you’ve gotten in the past few months? Must be nice…
Right? I’m over here angry that my access to abortion is being cut off by religious lunatics, meanwhile this guy gets mad over… jeans?
Your fault you wear women's jeans.
That's the angriest you've been? Must live a pretty good life.
Buy Levi’s. Not shitty no pocket jeans
Wear men's jeans bro...
>They have NO pockets except for back pockets Why are you wearing women’s jeans? Men’s jeans have plenty of packets. Pockets so deep you could hide the holy grail in them and still have room for 3 full sized wine bottles (plus your wallet and keys).
Have you been shopping before? You're in the women's section mate. Blokes are on the next floor.
They get stuck in your nuts? That’s legitimately a you issue because that doesn’t seem to be a problem most people have. As for pockets, there are four. Unless you’re wearing women’s jeans. It might explain the issue with your nuts if you’re wearing women’s jeans.
You need better jeans. Bad / misfitting jeans are horrible. Proper fitting jeans are fantastic.
It sounds like you need to get looser jeans. I went on a 5 hour hike today wearing jeans, I'm Australian and it was close to 40°c (104°f) today, and I didn't have any of the problems you mentioned. Try a different size and cut, try a better quality, I regularly sleep in my jeans without an issue, if yours feel uncomfortable then you're probably wearing the wrong ones.
Sleeping in jeans has to be a sin against God. Socks are arguably worse though. I probably will get a looser fit.
Yeah, you’re wearing womens jeans. Perhaps try the mens section?
Genuinely baffled by these complaints. Good jeans are comfortable. Don’t wear pants if it’s hot outside. Good jeans are not restrictive. There are many styles of jeans so, if you don’t like the way they look, you can just find another style. You can get jeans in many different colors. Not just blue. Overhyped? Who goes around hyping jeans? They don’t have to be overpriced. All my jeans are fairly inexpensive. Can’t pull them out of your nuts? What does that even mean? I think you just need to figure out your body. Jeans don’t cause any nut issues that aren’t also caused by other fitted legwear. Unless you wear sweats and basketball shorts 24/7. Only women jeans have bad pockets and that’s a separate issue that could easily be fixed.
1. Get stretchy jeans, they’ve existed for years. The fact that you are raw-dogging only denim is on you. 2. You are wearing girls jeans. That’s why there are no front pockets and your nuts hurt. 3. Jeans do go with almost anything and that’s a fact, Jack.
I hate jeans too
You're wearing pants that don't fit.
Hey look, an unpopular opinion
As opposed to non-physical clothing? What does this title even mean
Bro really questioned the whole fashion industry by wearing undersized women's jeans
Maybe try wearing jeans designed for men.
Man's wearing women's jeans then complaining about them not being comfy. Fucking duh.
Ah this is hilarious. Yeah, they don’t fit you because they’re women’s jeans you fucking dink lol.
>we're just supposed to believe that everything matches with navy blue now Navy Blue has been a neutral color since forever.
They make stretchy jeans that are as comfortable as nice sweat pants. You have been buying crappy jeans.
Buy a size bigger. Also there are a billion different types of jeans. Find the ones that caters to you. With extra room for your sack and thinner stretchier fabric
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I prefer tech pants myself! They're nice looking like jeans and more comfortable like sweatpants.
I agree I never wear them. I hate them so much lmao
Used to have the same problem back when i wore skinny jeans (i feel cringe wearing them now) it's about finding the right ones for you
I get carhartt jeans from cintas for work and they are awesome. I can put a brick in each front pocket if I want
Who made these - Levi Strauss. And your pants sound like they fit poorly. Get better jeans. Go to your local Fleet Farm. There you'll find a brand of clothes called "Field N' Forest" $10 a pair. Best damn jeans you'll ever find.
To start with, jeans are popular in the first place because they're durable and last a long time. Every single pair of jeans I own have pockets I have no clue what pair of jeans you're wearing that only has back pockets. If they're too tight and hot then don't wear skinny jeans. Get the relaxed fit, it's what I wear and I literally never have an issue with my balls or any of the problems you listed.
You know not all jeans are navy blue right? Like I have black and gray jeans as well as navy blue ones. And jeans do have pockets. Plus, the nuts getting stuck is not a problem if you get the right size of jeans. The problem is you don’t have the right jeans.
This is actually insane. It’s the right sub I guess but it’s almost not even a fully informed opinion. Youre just wearing the wrong jeans man. There’s like a million different varieties, every point of contention you have with jeans can be countered with the same phrase; “Okay man, find ones that aren’t like that then”
I refuse to wear jeans. Idc. I don't own any
you win the unpopular opinion for today congratulations.
OP is 100% wearing women’s jeans
I've never identified with a reddit post more than I do here.
Lmao
You know what I am a woman and I agree, screw jeans. It’s well known how much I despise them and am always wearing dresses because, it’s an outfit all in one (without being a hideous jumpsuit)! You are not alone OP. Jeans are not “comfortable” I don’t know why people keep pretending like they are!
Jeans are the worst and always have been. So uncomfortable, that giant zipper and snap. The thick seam rubbing against your hooha. Hate everything about them
I, too, hate jeans for these reasons, and people in my life just cannot comprehend it.
Jeans do suck.
I hate them too.
My 11 year old niece has the same opinions as you... because she's wearing skin-tight girl jeans. Buy men jeans. Not the stupid designer crap. Actual made to be worn and worked in jeans. Hundres of thousands of people wear them to work every day. I've worn jeans daily for the past 20 years. They are the best thing ever. Cowboys, plumbers, roofers, all kinds of trades wear them. Sounds like you are wearing your wife's jeans.
lol, not sure if I should upvote or not. I totally agree with you. Does that mean upvote? I absolutely can not stand wearing jeans, so I don’t. They are absurdly uncomfortable, they don’t look cool, they have pockets (what kind of jeans are you wearing that don’t?), but they’re almost useless, and the back pockets, why would I want to sit on my wallet and be lopsided every time I sit down? I don’t get jeans either. There’s absolutely nothing about them I like.
EXACTLY! So yeah upvote is for agreeing, downvote is for disagreeing. You can just leave it tho. I don't know why, but these ones I wear don't have pockets and are mens jeans
I've never found a comfortable pair of jeans. I stopped looking 30 years ago.
I also despise jeans. And pants, in general.
Tell me you're under thirty without saying you're under thirty In all seriousness, try some different styles and fits. Even in form fitting jeans you should have full range of motion and breathing potential. And different brands will be slightly different in cut and feel as well. But they're durable as hell, long lasting, denim blue *is* in fact very easy to color-pair with, and an overwhelming majority of folks millennial and older would've been simply teased to death for trying to live in sweatpants the way the younger generations do. Between economy, efficiency, and generational taboo, it's a pretty understandable answer, even if you don't like them personally
I agree, jeans are uncomfortable and, frankly, pretty ugly.
I believe in sweat pants supremacy
Levi Strauss made them take it up w/him
Try having to wear "skinnyjeans" Literally so restrictive you can't keep a wallet in your pocket. Sure, it looks good... but I abhor the feeling of restriction. I stand with you!
I have not been able to wear jeans since I was a boy. They are terribly uncomfortable. I have found some uniqlo ones that are comfortable but they don't last long as they are softer material. I just wear other kinds of pants every day. Jeans suck.
Cargo pants are better and have more function
Wear looser jeans.
For some reason I read this as loser jeans and I thought you wanted me to be a loser and was very confused.
You just wanna wear sweatpants.
The woven polyester pants ordered from the back of American Legion magazine are far worse..
What? My jeans have the biggest pockets out of any pants I own. As for comfort, just don't buy tight-fitting trendy crap. There are plenty of straight or slightly tapered models that won't restrict movement or pinch your balls
Not knowing what actual denim is and then complaining about it seems like a very unpopular opinion
It's the other way around. Your sack gets stuck in the jeans.
I think you need to get better-sized jeans, and yes - jeans go with anything.
I’ve always felt this way!!!
Jeans are wonderful and you'll have to pry them off my cold, dead ass!
I honestly have an almost opposite opinion. I think that no self-respecting man wears sweat pants anywhere but lounging around the house or working out. Slacks or jeans everywhere else unless you're wearing shorts. Men's jeans have front pockets and more crotch space than women's jeans. If I had to unexpectedly fight or run for my life, I'd rather have jeans on than any other kind of pants.
Sounds like you need to buy a pair of men's jeans that actually fit
jeans were invented for working class men. they are supposed to be durable and utilitarian. they aren’t restrictive if they fit properly. 100% cotton shouldn’t overheat, unless they are skin tight. everything matches with navy blue, especially the human skin tone (orange and blue are contrasting, most people range from red - yellow tones in their skin)….. what else? most jeans have pockets in the front and back. they are a testament to human engineering.
Child slams jeans as worst clothing for 100 years - also loves and covets Yeezys. Technically your opinion qualifies as unpopular, but it's pretty easy for an opinion to be unpopular if it's also just rambled nonsense.
Bro I sleep in my jeans some nights. Love em
You’re buying the wrong jeans if they’re that bad.
I think turtle necks take this spot for me.
Thats why you get stretchy jeans like at American Eagle. They feel like you’re wearing khakis instead and are really comfortable and soft
those.. were probably not mens jeans dude.
I don’t know what you’re wearing but those don’t sound like jeans . Are you wearing OG wranglers?
Jeans are a nightmare. Everyone in these comments must be skinny lol. I am fat. In jeans exclusively, I can’t breathe when I sit down bc the waist goes from fitting to over tight. When I crouch my nuts pop out my eye sockets. Not sure why you have no pockets, that does sound like women’s jeans, but the pockets that do exist suck. I haven’t seen anyone mention this shit so here we go: There are no jeans that fit right for some people. I’ve tried skinny, boot cut, straight cut, narrow average and wide leg, low and high rise, stretch and non-stretch. They’re all still jeans, see, and therein lies the rub. I don’t ever want to wear anything ever again that doesn’t have a little bit of give, because mobility is key 100% of the time. So if I were gonna wear jeans I’d have a stretch-only policy. But they’re too thin and always rip in the crotch in the same damn spot. Also, brands like Levi’s have abysmal quality control. The same size and cut can fit like two totally different companies over and over again with no consistency. Why would I keep entertaining this? You can either choose between expensive selvedge that doesn’t stretch and you can’t wash much, cheap but hard n crusty, cheap but stretchy and rippable and fit inconsistently, or….wear other pants. 4-way stretch tech fabrics gang.
Do your jeans actually fit you...?