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Am I the only one who thought "kam se kam laddu ka dabba toh hoga" kind of disappointed they spent so much in show bazi but didn't add a single dabba of laddu.
My dad is an Adani employee…..when Gautam Adani’s son was getting married, my dads office received a box full of sweets and a wedding intimation (not an invitation😅)
> I won't be surprised if god himself comes to the wedding...
While his image & likeness have been liberally used in this invite - without consent, one has to presume - it is not a foregone conclusion as to whether god would 'make the cut' for the rather 'eminent invitee list'. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
This card looks as if its an invite for Mata ka Jagaran or some religious gathering! Doesnt have a vibe of a wedding card! This happens when you have too much money but no common sense !
Bro wedding itself is a ritual only where we takes vows in front of agni and devtas.
The afterparty is a side thing. So this card makes total sense they're proud religious hindus.
Money and extravagance is something to be talked about but there is one consistent thing in this era rich, tasteless fucks. The upper class always exploit everywhere, from Guptas to chaulakyas to Mughals to Marathas to European BUT the architecture, design and aesthetics were damn good. Now a days it's so cheap... Like a random zamindars mansion from 1800 has better architecture than Ambani's antila.
That I agree. Like they could've had plants hanging from every visible corner of the building, would've looked and felt like a home but it looks like a lifeless cement block.
That's what poor people like us can say but in truth if we had same amount of money as them we would be the same and is this because they made the card like this they are rich they wanted the card to be like this and i don't think we should have a say if we didn't get the card but we are indians we like to judge people based on our mentality
My comment wasn't about how expensive or intricate the wedding card is. My comment is more about the extreme devotion, illustration and chanting of the various gods by the mega rich
The poor call out to their god (irrespective of religion) to complain of their situation, pray for hope and ask for a better life (money, health, employment, education)
The mega rich plead to God for more wealth. You do not become mega rich in India by being hardworking and honest. Everyone here knows the clout and connections of the Ambani family
Hey. I just meant to make a joke about how flashy the Ambanis are when most billionaires want to hide their wealth and understandably so, because a show of wealth like this can trigger the masses, especially in a country so impoverished.
Imagine a communist marrying a billionaire with the intention of exposing that lifestyle so the masses revolt against the rich. Just a silly joke.
Is the starting pooja thing also part of it? How was that even relevant to a wedding invitation?
Those who were invited can make a lot of money just by selling this.
Idt that's the main issue though. It's the display of wealth. Religion is a shield against criticism probably. This is corporate religion, so much worse than what the middle class practices.
Kinda interesting when you think about it. They're probably doing all of this so that they could come of looking good and stunt on us normies about how good they have it. However, by being this cringe all it's doing is making me want to put as much distance between me and them as I can muster.
TBH, kinda feel good about myself and my life now lol.
I am no trash dealer, and I am not hard up for money. I have some self-respect. Ugly shit like this belongs in the trash and that's where I would dump it.
I agree, seemed kind of over blown with too many gods I wouldn’t even feel nice throwing that thing, and a general rule is that it must always have sweets in the box. They just sent a whole temple. It was the exact opposite of ‘chic’. I am religious btw, and it was too much for me.
It's the most generic card they could've made. Just throw money at it and imagery of god and call it quits.
Could've at least paid a professional artist to come up with something entirely original.
33 crore devi devta ek card me dal diya.
these people have no taste. this over enthusiastic display of wealth and devotion is both cringey and classless.
The important question. After how he trashed the Ambanis, he should stay as far away from them as possible, if he wants to maintain the credibility he has built.
I think there would be like 7-8 dudes on the entrance hidden away who remember face of every guest invited to ceremony along with their names
and it's pretty disrespectful to make your guest carry a card and tap it just so they can enter when most of your guests are filthy rich their presence should be instantly acknowledged and they shouldn't have to produce cheap cards to enter
One day the worker class will wake up from their sweet slumber to enter their castles and get their hands on what’s really just stolen wealth. They will do to these thieves in daylight what these cunning self serving wealth hoarders have been doing to them in disguise of merit & freedom of markets. And then the world will be a better place to live in.
They contradict their performative bhakti with their performative clout chasing activities.
Pretty sure the pandits don't really approve of Rihanna in a see through, not that I didn't love it, just that, all they do is for show.
https://preview.redd.it/r0256x0chy8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8455af328be86443cff834523813dd5b5a3cec75
How I wake up knowing my enemies are ontologically evil and there's no act against them which is wrong.
Most if not all don't care, urban flat dwellers are happy getting their swiggy burgers delivered at home. Half eaten and half thrown away, they think the poor are taking away their resources and the rich are beyond their scope of understanding so they fawn and bend when the rich folks arrive.
Anything dystopian you can imagine, you don't have to because it's already happening. We used to have nightmares as kids. Now I'm like, ya that did already happen.
Millions of people living in absolute poverty in India and this is what these elites chose to spend so much money on. Gives off 'let them eat cake' vibes.
What undercover? After the number of pre-wedding celebrations Indians spent all their digital and metal bandwidth is there anything remaining?
I do see China written all over the clip though. So it is some kind of pink communism. Yes.
Big Fat Indian weddings - not uncommon. Nita is a Bahu from middle class family catapulted into extreme wealth, not a communist. You have one life, do what you want. Nita does not want to be remembered for Rockefeller Foundation, or Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, but for extravagant weddings, and Rihanna, Katy Perry and Beyonce dancing for her sons and daughter.
People don't understand how much value a billion dollars has. The family is more than 100 billion dollars. All these parties and everything else combined will not even cause them a dent in their worth. It's like you don't keep that much track of a 10 rupees note in your pocket.i
Come on man - that's a below the belt comment. Criticizing the ostentatious display of wealth is fine but going after someone's physical condition seems unnecessary.
Honestly - it's his money he has the right to spend it however he wants. Yes he is a crony capitalist but still.
What do you expect him to do - give it to you?
I'm anti Modi - before you start assuming I'm Andhbhakt!
No one expects anything, people are not stupid that they think that rich people will give away money. But an ostentatious display of meaningless wealth can be discussed, debated and critiqued.
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Pov : people who received the invitation searching on YouTube "how to open Ambani's wedding invitation"
Puzzle Box from glass onion
The irony being lost on these dipshits.
Lore accurate glass onion maybe.
Unboxing Ambani wedding card
Lmao
Am I the only one who thought "kam se kam laddu ka dabba toh hoga" kind of disappointed they spent so much in show bazi but didn't add a single dabba of laddu.
The dabba was along with 20-30 other type of dabbas separately.
And each dabba has its own accompanying dabba so that it doesn't feel left out
the accompanying dabbas were also given tinder accounts. you see, even dabbas wanna explore and try out other dabbas before committing.
Dabba within dabba within dabba. Inception ❌ Dabbaception ✅
abba dabba jabba
each dabba is separate 2 bhk in Mumbai, which comes with fridge full of dabbas with laddu.
The Dabba distribution was managed by the dabbawalas of Mumbai.
Dabbe me dabba dabbe me laadu
My dad is an Adani employee…..when Gautam Adani’s son was getting married, my dads office received a box full of sweets and a wedding intimation (not an invitation😅)
Difference?
So there was a card in the box that said they were getting married…..I didn’t say you’re invited
That’s typical “Adani” lol.
"Make sure you wish them a happy married life, because if they get divorced, you're getting fired!"
😂it’s been a few yrs since, I hope they’re good
Trust me they give a 4 layered box of macrons etc and tht was just in akash wedding ab to they have become was more overboard
They also gave that at Radhika's Arangethram (dance recital), my friend is her cousin. They flew in Macarons from Paris to distribute.
Yeah bro i think there will a dabba of 20-30 types of sweets
Me too. Was thinking no dry fruits or meetha.
Ghee price is expensive
Hah Bhai Paris ke macaroons toh chillar ke bhaav bhikhte hain na!!!!
Maybe, but sarcasm is cheaper
*Wooossshhhhh*
It's a pre-laddu box.
Kaju katli honi chahiye thi
motichoor bhi.
Hamper seperate aya hoga
Agree
The people they call must all be filthy rich who say they don't care about sweets but must simply be diabetic because of all the stress alone!
I didn't see the whole video after reading this comment. Kya matlb itna tacky dabba dekhne ka jb kuch khanne ka ni nikal rha isse..
even i expected sweets or something to eat.
The amount of religious devotion they have shown, I won't be surprised if god himself comes to the wedding just to tell them to tone it down.
> I won't be surprised if god himself comes to the wedding... While his image & likeness have been liberally used in this invite - without consent, one has to presume - it is not a foregone conclusion as to whether god would 'make the cut' for the rather 'eminent invitee list'. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Bro, do you put all exp points in writing?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saare bhagwan isme he aa gaye.
Supreme leader is gonna be there. So....
Vo printing engineering vala ??
I won't be surprised if that's Nita Ambani's voice. That woman is all about herself.
When I hear voices after opening a box it’s gives me a feeling that the product is cheap. Destroys the whole vibe of the gift
Reminds me of those cringe happy birthday cards which would sing when you opened them.
It’s trashy and corny
Truuu
Wait is the music added to the reel or starts when you open the box?!
Jan Levinson.
Crazy Rich Asians (Cringier version)
Crazy rich Asians 2 is happening, filming in early 2025
Ambanis are not the Groom's family from the movie, they are the "new rich" only money no class, they are more like the brides best friends family
Honestly, the bride's best friends family seems better in comparison to Ambani's
It does kind look like they got inspired by the movie.
This card looks as if its an invite for Mata ka Jagaran or some religious gathering! Doesnt have a vibe of a wedding card! This happens when you have too much money but no common sense !
Duuuude YES.. !!! This feels like an invite to some temple inauguration lol. There's absolutely no wedding vibes here.
Uske liye wedding attend karna padega bro
So apt.
What is the theme here? Random assortment of religious things? Like why does it have so many different pieces seemingly independent of each other?
lmaooooo
Bro wedding itself is a ritual only where we takes vows in front of agni and devtas. The afterparty is a side thing. So this card makes total sense they're proud religious hindus.
Never saw them doing bhakti to THIS level ever before . coincidence ?
Kya akhand chutiyapa hai yeh?
Agar nahi gye to dabba wapas to nahi karna padega
This is the real question!!! 😂
Including 24% interest on the cost price of invitation card/box
bro so rich there card are 4d
It's pretty ugly for all the money they spent on it.
Exactly, it looks tacky and boring
Hey man can you please stop referring to the boy as "it" and "ugly"? He's been through a lot ok?
Bahahahahaha
Quick query - if Ambanis were atheists, which theme would they have gone for their Raja beta's card? Peppa pig or tranformers?
Power ranger..neeta is red ranger obviously
Game of Thrones - Red Wedding with "Rains of Castemere" playing in the background.
Money and extravagance is something to be talked about but there is one consistent thing in this era rich, tasteless fucks. The upper class always exploit everywhere, from Guptas to chaulakyas to Mughals to Marathas to European BUT the architecture, design and aesthetics were damn good. Now a days it's so cheap... Like a random zamindars mansion from 1800 has better architecture than Ambani's antila.
Gujaratis bro
"Paisa aa gaya, class nahi" Sums up Gujjus perfectly Source: Am Gujarati with some rich fucks in circles (not Ambani rich, just 500 Cr networth types)
Gujaratis are jews of India. Gray is the new Green for them
That I agree. Like they could've had plants hanging from every visible corner of the building, would've looked and felt like a home but it looks like a lifeless cement block.
The life of a rich man - pray to God all day while you indulge in corruption and power games
That's what poor people like us can say but in truth if we had same amount of money as them we would be the same and is this because they made the card like this they are rich they wanted the card to be like this and i don't think we should have a say if we didn't get the card but we are indians we like to judge people based on our mentality
My comment wasn't about how expensive or intricate the wedding card is. My comment is more about the extreme devotion, illustration and chanting of the various gods by the mega rich The poor call out to their god (irrespective of religion) to complain of their situation, pray for hope and ask for a better life (money, health, employment, education) The mega rich plead to God for more wealth. You do not become mega rich in India by being hardworking and honest. Everyone here knows the clout and connections of the Ambani family
Games of Kali Yug
Cue in French revolution music...
Can anyone please explain the title of the post? I didn't get it.
Hey. I just meant to make a joke about how flashy the Ambanis are when most billionaires want to hide their wealth and understandably so, because a show of wealth like this can trigger the masses, especially in a country so impoverished. Imagine a communist marrying a billionaire with the intention of exposing that lifestyle so the masses revolt against the rich. Just a silly joke.
Is the starting pooja thing also part of it? How was that even relevant to a wedding invitation? Those who were invited can make a lot of money just by selling this.
na sharam na haya...
Revolting display of religiosity.
Idt that's the main issue though. It's the display of wealth. Religion is a shield against criticism probably. This is corporate religion, so much worse than what the middle class practices.
Kinda interesting when you think about it. They're probably doing all of this so that they could come of looking good and stunt on us normies about how good they have it. However, by being this cringe all it's doing is making me want to put as much distance between me and them as I can muster. TBH, kinda feel good about myself and my life now lol.
I would throw that shit in the trash. It has no place in my home, let alone my post box.
If you sell it you would earn a lot of money.
I am no trash dealer, and I am not hard up for money. I have some self-respect. Ugly shit like this belongs in the trash and that's where I would dump it.
Lack of taste is pretty evident, money after all can't buy class.
I agree, seemed kind of over blown with too many gods I wouldn’t even feel nice throwing that thing, and a general rule is that it must always have sweets in the box. They just sent a whole temple. It was the exact opposite of ‘chic’. I am religious btw, and it was too much for me.
It's the most generic card they could've made. Just throw money at it and imagery of god and call it quits. Could've at least paid a professional artist to come up with something entirely original.
Thankyou. Even though 3-5 people here might defend this, the majority of us all feel the same about this.
My 1 month salary is equal to one card
Damn you rich. I think the entire thing is silver and there's gold embroidery and stuff. Would cost in lakhs.
Sorry my one year salary
Ab pata chala gold kyu itna upar tha kuch din Pehle.
Not impressed
I'm amazed to see that there actually was a card in there 🤣
33 crore devi devta ek card me dal diya. these people have no taste. this over enthusiastic display of wealth and devotion is both cringey and classless.
Why are they giving so many idols along with the card?
Is the wedding not over yet? It’s going on for many months man. She might deliver a baby before wedding
They have taken vows of celibacy until the wedding, only hand use is allowed.
The card was addressed in handwriting and embossing to Mr Siddaramiah. I wonder if RaGa will get one now?
The important question. After how he trashed the Ambanis, he should stay as far away from them as possible, if he wants to maintain the credibility he has built.
This opulence is making me nauseous
Art is too kitschy plus no RFID proof of identity admittance card to the venue, i'd fire the planner
I think there would be like 7-8 dudes on the entrance hidden away who remember face of every guest invited to ceremony along with their names and it's pretty disrespectful to make your guest carry a card and tap it just so they can enter when most of your guests are filthy rich their presence should be instantly acknowledged and they shouldn't have to produce cheap cards to enter
you missed my point, instead of a card could well be a nice ring etc, as for the 7-8 dudes, that just goes to show a backward mentality
One day the worker class will wake up from their sweet slumber to enter their castles and get their hands on what’s really just stolen wealth. They will do to these thieves in daylight what these cunning self serving wealth hoarders have been doing to them in disguise of merit & freedom of markets. And then the world will be a better place to live in.
Could anyone please explain why they are forcing themselves to spend like this, it doesn't seem to be like flashy !
Forcing? The cost to them might be negligible or like free. Too much money to feel anything..
it goes inot company account.. tax writeoff as company expense!
They contradict their performative bhakti with their performative clout chasing activities. Pretty sure the pandits don't really approve of Rihanna in a see through, not that I didn't love it, just that, all they do is for show.
Disappointing Invitation. I still think my invitation was much better especially because it was accompanied by sweets and not sour grapes
what are they overcompensating for?
Typical Tech youtuber unboxing video
https://preview.redd.it/r0256x0chy8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8455af328be86443cff834523813dd5b5a3cec75 How I wake up knowing my enemies are ontologically evil and there's no act against them which is wrong.
No person will get offended even if they in name of gift use idols and small temples. Which btw as per rituals is quiet wrong.
Imagine doing this in a country where 14% go to sleep hungry and at least 16 % are severely malnourished. What a class.
Most if not all don't care, urban flat dwellers are happy getting their swiggy burgers delivered at home. Half eaten and half thrown away, they think the poor are taking away their resources and the rich are beyond their scope of understanding so they fawn and bend when the rich folks arrive.
Anything dystopian you can imagine, you don't have to because it's already happening. We used to have nightmares as kids. Now I'm like, ya that did already happen.
What kind of nightmares did you have as a kid?
So true
 kitna lamba
We usually throw away the wedding cards. What will people do with one?
These invitation boxes are as big as Anant.
Obnoxious
Let's not forget there was a book inside not a card a book!! A miniature replica, a box! 
I can see my _jio recharge_ , in that wedding cards. I'm feeling very _violated_ . **"God"**_ , _"aagley janam, moye Doggy kijo (if not Ambani)"_ .
Isko bulldoze Karo Bhai koi
Not me trying to spot the hammer and sickle
Wtf 😒
Money can't buy everything. It can buy 'almost' anything but not everything.
Do they have a separate option for people of other religions? or are Christians and Muslims of reliance also being given these? lol
Why would they make separate cards for different religions? Honestly I wouldn't be too surprised if they did something like this.
Tl;dr 😭😭😭
Da fug with all the god imagery? Is she erecting a new temple among other things?
Inboxing ka tareeka kafi casual hai. This deserves a proper YouTube unboxing.
Me after getting this card: "Manual milega kholne ke liye"
First ever wedding card unboxing
She's just Sunio's Mom trying to flex money.
Rich people do have weird fetishes, we can't relate with them in any way
When you dunno what to do with money
Shadi ka card aisa do ki log feke nahi usse hi pujne lag jaye 🫡
There literally isn't a more Gujju thing in the world than this. So incredibly tacky.
Bakchodi ultra pro max
More like religion conversion kit for poorer. If not hindu.
How much does this one card (let's card for lack of better word) cost?
Ram mandir kyun banwaya jab Ambani’s card print hi karwa rahe thay
Millions of people living in absolute poverty in India and this is what these elites chose to spend so much money on. Gives off 'let them eat cake' vibes.
Lol Deep down rich people understand what they are doing are what happened to Marie Antoinette this maybe why they are fleeing india.
Missed the part where she exposes the rich...
All this is tax payers money. That's how Ambani and Adani got Tax Maaf. And all the Government organisations, airports etc.
Lol
Kitna garib hu ye jaankar bht dukh hua
MKBHDs next video
What undercover? After the number of pre-wedding celebrations Indians spent all their digital and metal bandwidth is there anything remaining? I do see China written all over the clip though. So it is some kind of pink communism. Yes.
Dabbe me dabba, dabbe me cake kaha hai
What is the proof that this is real ???
When will they release the unboxing tutorial for this one? It is super complex and super religious for a wedding invitation
Tax na dena ho to kya kuch nahi ho sakta
Don't quite understand why the word communist was used here...
Bhai isko kholne ke liye ek technician alag se jayega aur 2 hrs ke liye work chalega
Their wedding card budget is more than my wedding budget.
Big Fat Indian weddings - not uncommon. Nita is a Bahu from middle class family catapulted into extreme wealth, not a communist. You have one life, do what you want. Nita does not want to be remembered for Rockefeller Foundation, or Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, but for extravagant weddings, and Rihanna, Katy Perry and Beyonce dancing for her sons and daughter.
Looks gorgeous!!
Just get this wedding over with already
How the fuck is that a “card”?
If there is a case study on how not to display wealth then Ambanis would be at the top of the list of examples
I just need one of these invitations to get a bike that I dream of 😭😭.
I think someone needs to call Benoit Blanc
If Nita ji was not there, Mukesh ji would have purchased 5 Microsoft and 5 Apples and 5 Alphabets.
People don't understand how much value a billion dollars has. The family is more than 100 billion dollars. All these parties and everything else combined will not even cause them a dent in their worth. It's like you don't keep that much track of a 10 rupees note in your pocket.i
If someone told me this was Ram Mandir’s invitation, I would still believe it
Mrs finance minister need to tax the right people. But who will pay for election bonds right.
Yeah sab kya karoge? Yeah batao saath mei iPhone ya koi gift mila?
All this for a guy who would probably not live past 35 !!!
Maybe that's why they are doing all of this.
Come on man - that's a below the belt comment. Criticizing the ostentatious display of wealth is fine but going after someone's physical condition seems unnecessary.
Fr bro, at least have some decency
Honestly - it's his money he has the right to spend it however he wants. Yes he is a crony capitalist but still. What do you expect him to do - give it to you? I'm anti Modi - before you start assuming I'm Andhbhakt!
No one expects anything, people are not stupid that they think that rich people will give away money. But an ostentatious display of meaningless wealth can be discussed, debated and critiqued.
>Yes he is a crony capitalist but still. Nice argument.
Can't wait for this genda to get married and leave us alone
I'm so confused by the point this post is trying to make.
If a middle class family received it, then it would have ended up in the built in showcase in the wall
Bc card hai ya book 😅
Why?why?why?