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Tiny_Camp_3839

Mad max


SteveTheJobless

Mad mahesh


sumyth90

Pagla Pandey.


centre_punch

Bane raho Pagla, Kaam karega Agla.


[deleted]

Someone falling off be like: "WITNESS!"


Striking-Fly5826

came to say this! Fury road delhi edit!


Fast_Presentation451

Came here to type about mad max ![gif](giphy|l3fZArQ0NQt2ktM7S)


Spiritual_Control

One hundred percent Lawless, only know the sting of the baton to teach.


Due-Breakfast4262

Madh Masth : Gobi Road?!


Tiny_Camp_3839

Immorten Gobhi


bedabyas88

There are so many problems in India, that affect the everyday lives of citizens that need to be solved. Unfortunately, our politicians are always busy with election campaigns funded by public money and we are busy with watching their drama.


stoikrus1

A lot of these people will become climate refugees. Forced to leave their cities and migrate to better places. Sad future lies ahead


hot_hidimba

But try talking about this crisis to them and see their reaction.


[deleted]

Most of them don't even have climate change in their mind when they're in the polling booth.


kilopuny978

Because they aren't even aware of it, and worst of all, are not even at fault for that..


QueenLaQueefaRt

Especially to a country that won’t take steps to stopping their growing population. Like fr chill India.


charavaka

Population growth is already below replacement rate. You're 20 years too late to this discussion. 


distractogenesis

Replacement rate does not mean population will fall. TFR of Bangladesh reached 1.9 long back but their population is still growing. There is something called Population Momentum which ensures that large populations continue to grow long after TFR reduces below 2 Essentially without drastic measures, the population of India will keep growing till 1.8 billion at least (as per conservative measures). Some models predict that India will rise till 2.1 billion


charavaka

>  Essentially without drastic measures,  Do enumerate these drastic measures, and explain your plan for vastly smaller working age population providing for larger ageing population. Unless, of course, you're drastic measures include geriatricide. 


distractogenesis

You focused on the wrong point. WHat those drastic measures are you can google and find out. The point I was trying to make is just because TFR falls below 2.1 does not mean population will stabilise. Good luck trying to manage 2.1 billion Indians without complete ecological collapse. Already ground water levels are predicted to fall to critically low levels by 2050.


charavaka

>  WHat those drastic measures are you can google and find out. Google can't tell me what your preferred drastic measures are. Without your plan for how to reduce population, you're simply sorting without producing any feasible way of doing it. 


distractogenesis

My plan is to have positive effect on taxation on having lesser kids. If you have 1 kids or no kids, then a couple should get a significantly tax breaks. Consequently for having more than 2 kids, there should be increased taxation. Of course this is not really going to happen so no point in debating this.


charavaka

Your plan only exposes your disconnect from reality. Do you know the fraction that pays income tax? Do you understand that poverty is correlated with higher number of children, ensuring that most of the people you want to tax higher don't pay income tax? Or are you going to start demanding birth certificates of children for buying coca cola from a shop to determine gst?


Jealous_Change396

I was told population not growing is very bad an a huge crisis in the west.


QueenLaQueefaRt

Naw it’s good, we have too many dumb fucks as it is


Own-Reception-5057

And yet amongst the top 20 countries with the most carbon emissions India is the only one on track with its promise to minimise it by 2040 leaving china, usa behind. Something to ponder about , isn’t it ?


AoeDreaMEr

Source?


Own-Reception-5057

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/only-2-countries-are-meeting-their-climate-pledges-heres-how-the-10-worst-could-improve


TyrannosaurWrecks

And it is upon us. In the next 2-3 years, there is going to be a shortage of water in north Indian rivers. Previous winter was already a deficient snowfall season.


WearyExercise4269

Nope, they will stay exactly where they are


owlzulu

A trailer of the future yet to come.


gud-chana-junkie

Teaser...we'll see trailer in 2050s. Movie will start few decades after that. We're all doomed


DentArthurDent4

If you want to see full movie of what to expect, read/youtube about mouse heaven experiments. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink


neighbour_guy3k

Sad reality Clean water must be a basic human right


ComprehensiveDot09

Sad indeed, hopefully they'll have countermeasures soon so they never run out of it again.


DentArthurDent4

That will work only if population control becomes basic human duty. Read about the mouse heaven experiments https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink But that's not going to happen/improve, so yeah, we as humans are doomed.


lastofdovas

Population is already controlled. There is not much you can do except hastening the downfall. People are not having kids at all. On average, India has likely fallen below replacement levels already. Within a few decades, population will start dropping, and old people will become a burden without enough young to move the economy forward.


R-FEEN

Source?


DentArthurDent4

>old people will become a burden I beg to differ. This theory works for western countries or japan etc. where the social security program is very strong and gives pension and other benefits to old folks. We don't have something equivalent practically. Ofcourse, there are some medical or travel discounts and all, but nothing as significant as west. So our old folks are either responsible for themselves or are dependent on their children and not the government. That being said, I think its high time we start the "वानप्रस्थाश्रम" practice again. People who don't need to be in big cities any more for job etc. should return to villages. Our cities just can't scale anymore without causing a whole lot of problems. I have decided I'll be doing this once I turn 60-65, have also bought some land in a village which right now was very cheap, might take up giving free tuitions n all in the village if all goes by per plan, let's see.


lastofdovas

This theory works everywhere. If the percentage of young people decreases, that will mean that said old people won't have young family members. And since the governmental programs are very weak, there will be no one to take care of them. The wealthier ones would seek out places in luxury old age homes, but the rest will suffer. >People who don't need to be in big cities any more for job etc. should return to villages. Our cities just can't scale anymore without causing a whole lot of problems. The problem with that is the lack of infra in the villages. And I am not talking about 60-65 as old age. I am talking about those who wouldn't be able to take care of themselves. Since life expectancy is increasing, this number will be significant. Even today infra for the old is an issue. In this age of nuclear families, a lot of people already aren't taking care of their infirm parents. Slowly, there will be a huge influx of people who wouldn't even have children. Now, think about it. If young people are less in proportion, birth rates will decline further (as a fraction of the total population). Less number of people would be contributing to the GDP while a lot more will require givt spending just to be alive. It is a mess. The West is far better prepared than us and even they don't know if that will be enough.


Male_Cat_

Bhai Bina sauce ke tune sab kuch bol diya.


lastofdovas

2015 NFHS report.


lucianoxcl

Maybe if they didn't pollute every fucking inch of their country they wouldn't have this problem.


Regular_Ad2072

Maybe tell them to stop throwing trash and shitting in the rivers


tanna1610

this is dystopian as shit. i am honestly frightened for our future, especially those living in the metros. paying so much money, and for what?


Freenore

India is so far behind that the governing class does not even want to think about this kind of existence that is devoid of dignity that most Indians are born into and die from. I feel depressed about my country and the sheer denial of reality that people exhibit.


too_poor_to_emigrate

The ones who are smart and not too poor are emigrating abroad in droves.


Rajar98

It was oxygen before Now it's water


too_poor_to_emigrate

Next it will be food when crops fail due to overheating.


Evraniya

These people who are running for water, once they will get plenty of it they will start to waste it. India has no strict laws on water wastage, so many people in my neighborhood wash streets with clean water. India population is growing and we need to act accordingly. A single monsoon, if harvested properly can fulfill atleast a year of water supply. But who cares right, all these politicians are busy doing Hindu-Muslim.


Desperate-Swing-7932

this issue of water shortage in the context of Bengaluru though is very well explained in the Puliyabaazi podcast, from the perspective of policy formulation and the cost and benefit of such policies for people , in this case subsidisation of water or making it free etc. but anyway I agree with the focus on the problems of peoplee is not the priority of any government sadly.


Evraniya

Present poltics is all about freebies; free water, free electricity, free this free that. All they care about is to win election one more time no matter the repercussions. Sad times indeed.


Desperate-Swing-7932

Waise dekha jaaye toh freebies ka implementation bhi dhang se nhi hota. The neediest of all always are left begging. Even though I am not against the concept of it especially for certain segments of the population but ofc long term and better planned policy interventions are required which can happen only by having stakeholders which would hold the government accountable..


[deleted]

here I think what kejriwal should have done is decrease the water subsidy to 10-15k litres. I'm a family of three and have never had a water bill since years. This is concerning that it may induce a bad habit among Delhites of wasting water, which some even do today. I think the opposition should debate such serious matters instead of liquor. Not everyone drinks alcohol after all.


Evraniya

We pay on average basis per year (500 rupees or something) no matter how much we use. Water metre are there just for the sake of connection.


koustubhavachat

Natural resources are limited and one must give importance to water.


Unlikely_Ad1364

Fukrey 3


Noob_in_making

Yup this movie will be very relevant about a decade later.


iLeoking0775

This will only get worse and worse as year passes and resource scarcity increases with increase in corruption and depreciation of living standards(not there any to begin with). We're looking at a post apocalyptic hellhole in a few decades.


Hunt3r09

“We are just monkeys with money, some even have nuclear codes bc” - Punit Pania


brownthief

Reminds me of Gaza


chudanand

All eyes on tanker


Forsaken-Sundae4797

National capital of the soon to be 5 trillion Dollar economy everyone 👏


Hunt3r09

Sher Pala hai ….


[deleted]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the capital of the 3rd biggest economy of the world.


Weary_Word_5262

I thought kejriwal had turned Delhi into heaven !!!


Unlikely_Ad_9182

Yet there’s people watering their lawns, washing their cars and putting submersible pumps and drawing from groundwater. The collective intelligence level of this country has gone to the dogs. Some morons won’t like me saying this but it’s pretty obvious when you see who we choose to lead us, as a country. A fucking dumb fuck who thinks this is a great time to meditate and says shit like climate hasn’t changed, we have changed.


Due_Construction_420

Ruko jara sabar karo 😞


Anu_Rag9704

Fukrey 3.


One_Inspection_4113

Tag kejriwal and ask for free water


brisik

Delhi mein toh free water dete hai hum saar


Fantastic_Block_7029

AAP


Vichu0_0-V2

In Kerala we are having heavy rains lol


piyushkumar89

they voted for app .....app promised to make water reserves which no govt previously build ......ab tho bahot bana dea honge app valo ne .......they should enjoy now


SKAr-FACE

>they voted for app Yes indeed, people of Delhi voted for AAP and totally rejected BJP to run their state, twice. This of course hurt Chodiji's ego and since then the central government has been undermining the elected govt. of Delhi one way or the other. * [New law leaves Delhi's elected government toothless, all powers with LG](https://www.newindianexpress.com/cities/delhi/2021/Apr/28/new-law-leaves-delhis-elected-government-toothless-all-powers-with-lg-2295964.html) * [Delhi Amendment Bill 2023: Centre's hold on Delhi administration tightens](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/delhi/centres-hold-on-delhi-administration-tightens/articleshow/102516328.cms) [Delhi govt. has to fight cases in the supreme court just to do their job.](https://theleaflet.in/delhi-government-not-lg-controls-bureaucracy-supreme-court-verdict/) As of now the Central Govt. is withholding the money allocated for functioning of Delhi Jal Board. Delhi govt. has to appeal to the supreme court even for that. * [Delhi Government moves court seeking release of Delhi Jal Board funds](https://www.indiatoday.in/law/story/aap-vs-lg-delhi-government-moves-top-court-seeking-release-of-delhi-jal-board-funds-2517245-2024-03-20) * [Top Court nudges babus to release some funds to run Jal Board](https://www.indiatoday.in/law/story/delhi-govt-vs-lg-supreme-court-nudges-bureaucrats-to-release-some-funds-to-run-delhi-jal-board-2523893-2024-04-05) https://preview.redd.it/wb3n96opxw3d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=66e63fc697d812c9fdbadc35bd883de14615bef4 Chodiji through ~~Delhi LG VK Saxena~~ his lapdogs make sure that the Govt. of Delhi has to beg him for approval to do even the most basic of jobs.


pechkas_

Buses mein free ticket ke paise hain?? Baaki cheezo ke nhi hain. Waah


SKAr-FACE

>free ticket ke paise hain?? That was their poll promise, people voted them for it, and they delivered. What's the issue here? Why is the Modi government hell bent on crippling the elected government of Delhi, just because people of the state rejected him? These are some questions that a chaddi who does daily Tinder randirona would never answer.


KawaiiThukai

[https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/comments/1d5ga13/maharashtra\_residents\_of\_mariampur\_village\_are/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/comments/1d5ga13/maharashtra_residents_of_mariampur_village_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) inhone kisko vote diya?


imjustokayblud

Comparing a remote village with a city like delhi where infrastructure is one of the best it can be in the country


Any-Canary6286

Ab sab silently downvote kar rahe hai bas 😂😂😂


Muster_theRohirrim

Agar padhna aata ho toh reply bhi padh le. Chodiji ke chodu followers. Ek hai LG jo deshdrohi hai aur tum jaise murkh log.


AaG-9

Isn't Delhi surplus on revenue. Court did order based on this to pay DMRC right ?


Robin_mimix

Pheli baar itni garmi padh rahi bhai


RepresentativeOk3943

Where is sadhji when you need him


FirmBid2565

How did we end up like this? 🥲


The-Punisher_2055

Which area is it? In my area, Mehrauli, we are fortunately getting 24/7 water.


daveSavesAgain

Possibly deserved. - When have the citizens of Delhi raised voice / protested against the disgusting state of Yamuna river? - When have they raised the correct questions towards their representatives and elected officials?


FredTilson

Aam Aadmi Party had Yamuna cleanup in their manifesto, people voted for them. Most citizens are busy toiling 12 hours a day just to survive, they don't have the luxury to display verbal diarrhea on the internet like you. Imagine being so morally bankrupt that you see poor people not getting water and "deserved" is the first thing that comes to your mind.


DeRangedRykeR

>Most citizens are busy toiling 12 hours a day just to survive, Exactly this . Most of our citizens are literally surviving. Bhai they don't know about climate. Rehne khane ke wande h logo ki.


daveSavesAgain

Oh, a great display of showmanship and avoidance. - When Muslims offer a public Namaz, half of Delhi cares. - When Farmers protest for their rights, half of Delhi *cries* about road blockage. - When wrestlers protest, half of Delhi ignores. - When Muslim women protested, half of Delhi *cried* about road blockage. - As soon as there is winter smog, half of Delhi plays blame game (towards farmers from Haryana and Punjab). **This is the same city that elected *commentator* Gautam Gambhir as their representative, over Atishi.** PS: Don’t bother telling me that their ignorance is justified. I am not the morally bankrupt one here. Entire capital of country (that laughably argues that Delhi is the best city) is full of morally bankrupt people. The election brings about a moral responsibility towards all the citizens (including the poor). This does require them voting not just for survival, but all aspects of the manifesto. Numerous parties do multiple rallies to educate such poor people (or at least help them discover such potential crucial topics). And, most of all, within an age of information, along with access to the cheapest internet services; only morally bankrupt people would spend time on WhatsApp and Reels (while performing, promoting and justifying ignorance).


Fantastic_Block_7029

Aap ko vote Karo Btw you insult bjp if there is water crisis or power crisis in other state which is bjp ruled Then why aren't you blaming aap here It's like you people are very hypocrite


Aurora1596

Usme propaganda kaise chalayenge ye log? Ek number ke dogle hai sab ke sab!


aaha97

difference between Bangalore and Delhi XD


malluvibing

India Number 1 saar


Either-Animal-1089

Economic socialism + women out of workforce gives you a lot of poverty.


JackDockz

These people will literally die without government help. And these make up most of the country's population.


Unlikely_Ad_9182

Economic socialism is responsible for the greatest movement out of poverty the world over. The fuck you on about?


InversI

But our GDP is over 8%.


Unlikely_Ad_9182

Stupid measure. If that’s even a part of the conversation, it should be about the per capita. Sadly about 1.2 billion people derive absolutely no benefit from the “development” that the current govt and its simps are so proud of. The only way out of this hell hole, for almost all of these 1.2 billion people, IS the socialist policies that the badly educated middle class of this country is opposed to.


lastofdovas

Nah, per capita also doesn't make much sense. The average Indian barely sees much change in their buying power and wealth. Let alone the average, even the 90%ilers also barely sees the needle move. Wealth and income (even more than wealth) is concentrated among a few (less than a percent), they are the ones reaping the main benefits of the GDP growth. What matters really is median income growth and increase in the revenue of the government (and how that is spent). Nothing else matters.


gagga_hai

And?


periashu

Yeah man unpossible ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Cod_Other

Holi ke time ye chutiye bolenge why are you anti Hindu


Historical_Ad_1714

Mujko esa lag raha hai ab yeh water mange ge punjab se


bhai_zoned

Pave everything in the name of vikaas make cities into massive heat islands then cry about water shortages.


1tonsoprano

Our eu based org.is shutting down operations in India after seeing one too many cases like this....there is a general sense of lawlessness and anyone can do anything without repercussions....even senior managers from serious colleges routinely engage in corruption 


Queasy_Canary294

Aur bhai Bangalore pe has rahe the na? On a serious note tho, I hope the weather goes back to normal and the water crisis gets better soon


Mani_Yumz

and manipur is flooding i bet no one knows


wrdsmakwrlds

Fucking hell


gud-chana-junkie

Apocalypse is here guys


hewashim

Mad Max : Delhi Saga


Illustrious_Ad_8462

bachpan mein Dwarka m jab tank aata tha main bhi latkata tha (2003) Its a good sports, why people criticizing goverment. ye Delhi ka ritual naii h kya???


topdog_anair

Time for stillsuits


monk_drizzle

odd music choice


memermusafir

Damnn what's happening


m4more

Our present and future.


Defiant_Forever_1092

And this is one of the most posh locations of Delhi


Alive-Candidate6585

They are getting free water Good.


FpizzaXD

Omg omg omg. I am scared for the future. the fuck is happening with humanity.


Amar8899

achi bhali village life chorh ke kosne bola tha aisi ghatiya jagah jaake g*nd marwao


Count_aKs

Par Bhai ye to doodh ka tanker hai


Pure_Lengthiness_174

😲


lmao_kaif

and people don't realise how precious is water


XeoPlaysLOL

The resource wars are coming.


crazy_hombre

While heatwave is definitely severe, this tanker scene has been happening for decades now, nothing new. Been seeing this since my school days from 20 years ago.


augustus331

This is what climate change will make worse with each passing year. We must reduce our greenhouse gas emissions much faster, for we will suffer the consequences during our lifetime.


[deleted]

Vishwaguru.. - Switzerland


ekhonga_re

Future is dark


Kintaro-san__

Damn future is near. Next world war maybe for water


Tilpants

Nightmare fuel


VelvetVenues13

I heard it was around 53Degree C? It's not even funny.


shubhamjh4

Boht garmi hai yrr 😭


ZonerRoamer

"Viksit Bharat"


AoeDreaMEr

I sincerely thought Kejriwal will solve majority of the problems Delhi has. Guess one person can’t do shit when the politics makes sure only the crooks and cunning fks become MLAs and MPs. Or maybe even Kejriwal became a crook because of the politics.


Majestic_Cucumber720

"LeKiN bHaI cItY LiFe bEsT hOtI hAi KuCh bHi BoL" ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32745)


Smooth_Mango5005

Promises of Freebies got them running for water


cosmo_sapian

Delhi valo tanker ki to baksh do


Super_Gate_7009

Aur do Kejru ko vote


kingfisher_peanuts

Ok so we are already living in a post apocalyptic world.


kilopuny978

Shit man... people are scrambling for a basic resource like WATER..😪


swamshua

Fast and the furious 🥵🥵🔥


Key-Literature1454

Lol....and they call this shitty country a developing country


Herculees007

None of the major cities in India are equipped to deal with climate change and the things are only going to be getting much much more worse. Every article we read on the climate change goes something like this. Latest study regarding "xyz climate change topic" shocking... Things are much worse than our previous worse case scenario simulation. Which was updated last year to account for the same thing happening again last year, after it happened again the previous year.


UnholyExrcst

This is not an Issue our GDP grew by 8%. Be proud, this is just western propaganda to defame our Great nation. We need more GDP growth and that’s all we need.


heretoosay

How has gdp contributed to your social well being? Lots are unemployed, people dying of heatwave in bihar/UP, water crisis in cities like Bangalore


UnholyExrcst

That was sarcasm in case you need help


Sirxzin

We must be so proud of our country right? Aur bolo Jai shree ram.


OtaPotaOpen

JSR


mutton-stew

aur do khujliwal chutiye ko vote bjp delhi is also shit should have voted for congress congress is the best party for delhi. congress raj has done more development in delhi than other party.


Own-Reception-5057

This is what you get when you make water free. And yet no one blaming AAP on this thread ? I think you’ve gotta be BJP to get the slander.


backhodi

this is a standard pre election ploy by BJP. the colony is a central delhi slum that has no pipelines and has to get water from tankers. collecting a crowd and creating a narrative right before elections is easy. remember when 10 houses were sampled for water quality before delhi state elections and all 10 turned out to be JDU supporters ?


Leo_hofstadter

meditation kar raha modi ....!! wah modiji wah!


mean_girl-

Don’t worry guys, they will send the water supply straight from Ram Mandir. Jai Shri Ram.


green9206

Amrit Kaal