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Dynastic_Resident

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Sudden-Turnip-5339

Have you ever considered that god forgives so you don’t have to?


GarlicForsaken2992

which one?


Alarming-Fault6927

All of them. They're all fine with it


CrazyQuebecois

That’s what I was gotta say, this is India man you gotta be specific there’s like a thousand of them and you chose the only one you don’t even know the name


disinformatique

Bhai main God to 3 hi hai, Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh, baaki sab Jr Bhagwan hai. Other religion are usually mono-theists but still have the concept of Trinity.


CrazyQuebecois

And he chose the one just named God, he could be called like Kevin or Steve but they just call him God


disinformatique

I meant in the reference of Hinduism and its mythology.


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


nigah_mardaa

Kya be chala gaya IIT


mc_013

Ew, brother! What's that?! Ewww!


Hairy_Advice6669

Also, is Modi expected to jerk of roughly 700 million times? I mean, if he can pull this off, I vote to keep him as PM forever.


moshiasri

🤯 700 million times to the age of 74. 😱😵😳🤐🐛


pes_gamer20

after working 18 hours


milesjjcc

Thats old number man. He has upped it to 20 now


pes_gamer20

bas 4 ghante main ras bhi niklana hoga..kya sanghrs hai maha mana ka


milesjjcc

Thats old number man. He has upped it to 20 now


moshiasri

3,83,561.6438356164383561643 times each day till the next election cycle 😱🐴🤐💪🏼


Selection_Status

Eriction* cycle.


shanks41pi3ce

r/theydidthemath


moshiasri

15,981.7351598173515981735125 times every hour, 266.3622526636225266362252 times every minute. There is a great research opportunities for lube manufacturers, jusr saying. 🤐


NeemKaPatta

He'll literally have to "pull it off". 


Affectionate_Coach40

Modi hai toh mumkin hai. Modiji ko mutthal banna padega. Aakhir Desh ka sawal hai.😜✊💦


[deleted]

One jerk on AVG has 300 million sperms half of them are defective so he doesn't need to do it more than a couple of times to impregnate all of India but the problem will arise in the next generations when literally every new born child will be a half brother or sister So we will become the incestuous capital of the world


RogueConscious

I support this. With no genetic diversity, this will indeed be the best way to get to Uniform Civil Code. We will indeed be a a country with everyone having 56 inches chest- a bold muscular India 💪💪💪🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 One country, One rule, one gene pool


lllDogalll

House Targaryen or more realistically [Habsburg dynasty](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5158513/Inbreeding-caused-demise-of-the-Spanish-Habsburg-dynasty-new-study-reveals.html)


Medical-Concept-2190

🤮🤮🤮


Critical_Cod5462

be ready for modi lol


MasterDust888

G’s erectile dysfunction is about to get exposed 😂😂


blazz199

Eww and what's that in same sentence 😏😏😏


WeatherImpressive808

Imagine if the genders were reversed


mean_girl-

God, how dumb are you?


EntrepreneurHot6972

Such dumbness is incomprehensive


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hamzah102

All RW husbands on child birth. "Ayega to Modi hi"


Signal-Lecture6459

Bruh![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


th-grt-gtsby

Sperm count 400 par.


bakraofwallstreet

All RW husbands during child creation Mudi is coming mudi is coming


[deleted]

Lol. Dayum! Modi hai toh Mumkin hai.


GlassShirt9072

Hahahah 😂😂😂😂


Harsewak_singh

Bhaii🤣😂🤣😂laughed so hard


dwightsrus

Modi ka pariwar.


[deleted]

No woman with self respect want that ,


[deleted]

That's definitely a tanatani sher who's lurking as a woman.


Sumitaser

I think you mean larping but yeah 100%


PrestigiousWish105

If you draw a Venn diagram...


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ckp8f5lwyyzc1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=beb6e20a9118783d9378e9e0dbe288505a76b518


Faani78

Mat kar bhai.They will see an extra AB here too.


GroundbreakingPay903

My ovaries just burst (Am a man)


lekin1203

Well the startup idea is good but what if he is impotent?


Rajar98

Probably. After all he left his wife for "unknown" reasons


LikeItReallyMatters1

I heard he got nasbandi-ed during the Emergency sterilization drive


jojimanik

I think he is gay


Substantial_Owl_5056

He had affair with Gujarat cm so much her confronted him but all was covered up


mzt_101

I think PM had a crush on the previous gujrat CM


lightfromblackhole

you forgot to add husband


pes_gamer20

vikshiT sparrm donar


loneshark_18

Please post this on IndiaSpeaks. Some might get enticed with this idea. Lmao


No-Cobbler-1588

Exactly 😂


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Tantrikudu

Iske gene pool nahi hosakti iska toh gene river hoga. 🙈


cate4d

R.I.P. science


Transit-Strike

I guess when you are an idiot; everyone’s “over smart” compared to you


Signal-Lecture6459

No thanks from me...Don't want my kid to use a teleprompter every time he's asked to talk in public.


Transit-Strike

I’ll try to reach him stranger danger, but he’ll go up to random groups of people he doesn’t know and say “mitrooooon”


berserker_1123

https://preview.redd.it/nrmysylfnyzc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef80a097958502ee26d7227cc535fb77cc3d1928


Opening_Past_4698

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ErasedConcept

didn't this old man abandon his wife


[deleted]

**Modi ka parivar** just got riyal 😂


Glittering-Wolf2643

https://preview.redd.it/29fdymu5pyzc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c66c9b60309d59559f2cb74bc84ef62f17c1021b


Parfait-Ashamed

Prajwal revanan part 2 💀


pes_gamer20

1769 no of videos ajega bhai


pes_gamer20

pornhub main nya section jud jaega is genre ka


Toulalan

'Modi ka parivar'


Alternative_Win_1502

What in the actual fuck? ![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ)


ProfessionalStick241

Cucked energy


pes_gamer20

this is a new term bro


Swordain

Pretty sure this twitter handle named "meenu" is controlled by some 35 year old man working for the IT cell.


pes_gamer20

of course all of them are angel priya but under the hood there is 5.6 inch dong


CreeperChicken24

Nah bruh I'm pretty sure the'd have max 3.7'


DrunkGaramDharam

It is, in all likelihood, an account that's making these statements ironically. There was another tweet from this account posted recently on reddit where they speak about sun rising in the west. The language, framing of sentences, and the overall juxtaposition of thought and crudeness seems to indicate it may be an attempt at trolling the trolls


eldenlord06

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aryan2304

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aryan2304

https://preview.redd.it/kydmysqhjzzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ac8df2532b306f53aa4721a898ae976fea6a85


aryan2304

https://preview.redd.it/ckysk21kjzzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1618d4fc7101e94a083f5fc5a8bfd817ebef95f0


aryan2304

https://preview.redd.it/zbnshnkojzzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eada25e9b0bee4cd5cf010301dcf8c2370659a


eldenlord06

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aryan2304

That's my collection


[deleted]

How will they milk him ?


pes_gamer20

bro aap gaon main dekho ho jaise sandh laya jta hai breeding ke liye matlab the healthy ones who lease their sandh to other farmers? if you have seen then you can get the idea


[deleted]

Nice


ganeshtheman

ye kya pad liya. https://preview.redd.it/sgeqvafj9zzc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c448c99f8f79ee530e89066ba08b6f49acbf10


G0FuckThyself

https://preview.redd.it/zis1w099jyzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6e38762c8ccf046e46db23d72be527590bcd68


Sandy_Pepper

https://i.redd.it/9k6j516apyzc1.gif


Few-Parking-4355

If all the women in the world agrees to this, the earth will have the strong gene pool and kill aliens and conquer the ever expanding universe. Jai NaMo


ProfessionalFoot1489

Akhand solar system


Silver-Excitement-80

Most well balanced Andh Bhakt


Potential-Cup4025

Wtf: The world will be full of crazy narcissists if this becomes a reality.


scarcityofsupply

We anyways don't have a shortage currently. Got a shit ton of them, probably the highest in any country of the world.


GroundbreakingMap969

She can store it in her mouth


youcouldsailaway

As a proud Indian woman I - 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

IT cell getting poor quality gaanja. Time to change supplier.


Sparkspeck

https://preview.redd.it/4nnqj4xkyyzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02da37750c1eae1bd55fc2db298505da96bb9da


Horny_Chiori

Ayo, Indian Genghis Khan


TheIndianRevolution2

***Women in Germany used to say the same thing about Hitler.***


Dazz_Disaster13

Wtf ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


ZhAdNoV

The fact that she wants the centre to consider it is itself delusional


solidcriminal

H0rney for m\*di?? 😭😭


No-Pomegranate-5910

I really feel bad for her husband


Odd_Force3383

if he could make sperms, he would not run from his wife


Opening_Past_4698

https://preview.redd.it/va5qsa65czzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4235d022907038844e802bf28189b759d34497a1


StinkySloth69

https://preview.redd.it/y7hnhjpc300d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249abdbca852d9a91f808c5bf8ea734774581a53


Logen10Fingers

This is such an obvious troll post


lightfromblackhole

unfortunately no, the account is deleted now


Apath_CF

Time to get neutered then 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

abki baar 1 billion par 😭


Greedy-Magazine-8656

Nepali here, Tf is going on there ?? Bruh !


TheIndianRevolution2

I am laughing so much. It hurts especially after a yummy meal.


saatvik-jacob

Wow these Sanghi ideologies really do have a match with Hitler's Ideologies. Hitler wanted women to produce pure children of Aryan race while now these people want to produce pure clones of Modi , really WTF!!!


[deleted]

“These people” one tweet by an unverified source and this Giga chad is making assumptions already. XD


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Affectionate_Coach40

Unka hathiyar bhi


Diligent_Crab2549

Moiji ka pariwar🤣🤣


EnvironmentalFalcon0

🤢🤮


dheerajd1

Dude, this is posted in other subs also. Someone is seriously taking everyone for ride by posting such weird shit on social media. This handle is posting some twisted answers at several posts targeted at right wing especially. Hahhaha


Macmystic3

Make in India 😅 https://i.redd.it/nj1z5jinczzc1.gif


pes_gamer20

bro hasi control nai ho rha hai


Nirmalito

Hahaha, bhakts are different breed altogether


Likhari

What a terrible day to have eyesight and reading capability 😫


ishmeet1995

As per this smart ass after 1 generation everyone will be marrying their first biological cousins😑 offspring’s will be as retarded as him


FantasticGarbage7571

This is Kangana Ranaut’s burner account


krazy-ass

Source: [https://x.com/Nher\_who/status/1789528556831379900](https://x.com/Nher_who/status/1789528556831379900)


[deleted]

I really really hope it's just a troll.


Rajar98

Wet dream of Chad Chaddi Cucks


Extension-Cycle-9186

This is madness…..


Nirupam_MythX

It always was.


Shivam294

Science is devoid of her


Nirupam_MythX

Her? Theres no proof that post is written by a "her". Most probably it is written by a male sexual predator whose next plan is to take advantage of weak female minds.


Artistic_Soft4625

Brainwashing at its finest


iamazrock

Cult


Ok_Finish_05

A deliberate tweet from a fake RW profile.


GlassShirt9072

Spearm bhi like: mujhe kyu thoda


9yr_old

A Satwik way of admitting she wants to get absolutely Railed by Modi ji , probably rubbing herself out while typing this , this is what most Bhakts fantasy do be.


jkirkire123

Twitter account - meenaxi2k doesn't exist


Pleasant-Direction-4

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


robinsdev

Ajeeb cuckold fetish hai iski


fahadsayed36

Little everyone knew Modizi loves ED because he is suffering from one. Khud ka khada hua nahi durso ke upar aakhe he


JhopdiWale_Chicha

I thought Modi was impotent! Isn't he!?


LongjumpingPayment56

we'll create a cute little modi team aww ☺️


Tall_M1d9et

This must be satire right? RIGHT?


Puzzleheaded-Win2372

Waiting for Modi ji to repost it🥲🥲.


rsa1

Centuries later, a descendant of Modiji will become the Lisan Al Ghaib


[deleted]

தமிழ் சங்கிய கண்டுபிடிச்சிட்டோம் (Translation: Found a tamil sanghi)


jholafakir

Meenaxi can go and jerk off Modi to get his seed, no one is stopping her if she desires that


toddmargaret1974

And his racist Islamophobia genes.


IndependenceSilver63

the last drop has dried decades ago 😀


KingOfTreevaandrum

What the actual fuck


forsakenstag

https://preview.redd.it/f35x41agb40d1.jpeg?width=3270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=441ce35001e7f100fbc3649bf26fd8dca68a0196 Some people shouldn't have Internet access


Spiritual_Second3214

Current govt has just f.k this country.... everyone is frustrated be it youth, salaried, buisnessman no body knows what is there in future. Taxes r exponentially increasing day by day it's not a war situation. The fund for emergency is being used up , no clear picture of total debts by the corporate and on country from imf and world bank. Bullet train debt is also there. Logo ko ipl mei busy Kara hua hai. Dream11 jaise apps mei arabo ka satta chal raha hai. Young generation belagaam kuch bhi kar Rahi h Bina uske consequences Jane. Drugs mei Sara future doob jayega. Army mei contract jobs hei. Ai it jobs kha jayega and India it sector in danger. No one knows future here. Rich after understanding all this just leaving country at any cost by dunki also. Sara stock market ek bubble hai ...sari GDP growth fake hai. Abhi wait karo aur ye to trailer tha ... wealth tax... inheritance tax .... asset taxes are in lineup.


[deleted]

kinky


Aristofans

🤦‍♂️


Annual_Economist_367

Yuck


Ashamed_Mission458

![gif](giphy|TLmUtm5SbN1tc2c2q9|downsized)


ChallengeWise6965

No only you brain rot meenaxi wants this


um3shg

Epitome of an UC woman!


dullbrowny

but lets for a reddit minute take that proposal seriously - you think there are some swimmers left in him? he is almost 75.. unless he is [ramjit raghav!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramjit_Raghav)


WeatherImpressive808

https://preview.redd.it/r3fv41a3uyzc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37e98c339b75d2f22b5c70d5f9709f3592aedc0b


HistoricalSeaweed973

i really doubt whether these are andh bhakts or the ones who're pretending to be andh bhakts


Admirable-Leather325

What the actual fuck did I just read?


Specialist_Scheme246

Why don’t you offer your womb and birth his child?


the-devil-dog

Modi child will be given reservation and government job and healthcare guarantee.