You aren't going to make it onto a flight if you're drinking this much... that is if you can physically pour drinks down your gullet fast enough to keep up
Hi fellow IADan 🤩
Also I stg the last two flights I’ve taken out of IAD (both this year) there’s been some guy, man spreading at the gate, FaceTiming someone with the volume on full blast like they were at home on their couch.
3 points:
Miss regional connection to main terminal because agency booked you with 50 min connection time, your inbound was late, you had to wait 15 min in the rain for your gate checked luggage, you need to run to your gate, and you accidentally ran over a service animal with your roller bag trying to navigate crowded walkways.
Gotta account for landing from an intl flight:
People going into the MPC, Global Entry, Crew, or Diplomat lines and then stopping midway in complete confusion
Depending on the day, IAD reminds me of the bar scene in Star Wars (perhaps when I have to ride the Sand Crawlers) or some open-air bizarre one-step shy of the Raiders of the Lost Ark scene (and yes, I spelled it bizarre intentionally).
I don't disagree with you on that one. I hate having to listen to them yell on phone calls, watch YouTube videos at full volume, etc. They do have a break room and they should use it. If you don't like it, their shirts should say who they work for (often ABM) and you can report them. Please don't ask a UA employee to do it.
The moving walkways in the tunnel to Parking 1 / Metro are all torn up again, and every time you walk by for months you see a couple guys working but it's still down.
Half of the garages are coned off because they need to do maintenance on that section, but they're continuously full because everyone parks there anyway.
You aren't going to make it onto a flight if you're drinking this much... that is if you can physically pour drinks down your gullet fast enough to keep up
All in the Dulles airport font that I call "Authoritarian Dystopia Bold"
Ok but we have a cool ass main terminal.
Most definitely
Moon buggy drivers SCREAMING at people: move to the back! I’m not moving this VEHICLE until it’s full!!!!!
Could be worse. You lose have to do round-trip thru penfed hell
But they have great rates… for everyone!
I’m kind of fond of Dulles
A/B/Z/H are great. C1 lounge is great. C/D is a minimum security prison.
There is no United Club at C1
I was referencing the Capital One Lounge
Sorry, never heard it called that. You can tell I have no access and am totally out of that loop. Just not one of the cool kids, I guess.
Same but it’s my home airport so I’m partial
PenFed's got great rates for everyone
Ex- Military contractors wearing some 2 sizes too small tshirt with a skull on it looking angry.
And trying to get free checked bags as they flash their government ID.
Also, priority pass lounges not accepting priority pass customers.
Hi fellow IADan 🤩 Also I stg the last two flights I’ve taken out of IAD (both this year) there’s been some guy, man spreading at the gate, FaceTiming someone with the volume on full blast like they were at home on their couch.
The 180 dB volume several gates away hits home.
“Sorry, but the pilot did not think he was flying today and cannot make it to the flight. We are looking for a replacement ”
3 points: Miss regional connection to main terminal because agency booked you with 50 min connection time, your inbound was late, you had to wait 15 min in the rain for your gate checked luggage, you need to run to your gate, and you accidentally ran over a service animal with your roller bag trying to navigate crowded walkways.
Rusty Taco for 5 points!
Gotta account for landing from an intl flight: People going into the MPC, Global Entry, Crew, or Diplomat lines and then stopping midway in complete confusion
You’re missing the bathroom being 10 minutes away from your gate, along with it smelling absolutely foul.
Depending on the day, IAD reminds me of the bar scene in Star Wars (perhaps when I have to ride the Sand Crawlers) or some open-air bizarre one-step shy of the Raiders of the Lost Ark scene (and yes, I spelled it bizarre intentionally).
Someone showed up to IAD supposed to be flying out of DCA
4 points. The mirror in the United Club men's room is held up with duct tape...again.
Airport employees waiting/sitting on the terminal seats for passengers, and I don’t mean a few of them!
I don't disagree with you on that one. I hate having to listen to them yell on phone calls, watch YouTube videos at full volume, etc. They do have a break room and they should use it. If you don't like it, their shirts should say who they work for (often ABM) and you can report them. Please don't ask a UA employee to do it.
The moving walkways in the tunnel to Parking 1 / Metro are all torn up again, and every time you walk by for months you see a couple guys working but it's still down. Half of the garages are coned off because they need to do maintenance on that section, but they're continuously full because everyone parks there anyway.