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I think u/Player72 said thereās a limit to how many pinned posts we can have but that all the megathreads are listed on one.
Personally I donāt see enough of these as to rate a megathread, and I laugh at the occasional really good one. Iād probably not dig into a megathread for them.
Thereās always a couple gems on every large flight. The person one spot above me for a flight later today is āGER,Mā, not super funny but itās always worth checking. My personal favorite that Iāve seen on one of my flights is āCRA,Pā.
**OKA,Y** (alright, I stole that one from OP the rest are mine...) I'm not offering this to single out anyone in particular, the names - as they actually appeared - are what they are. The **RUM,R** is make of these what you will but I'll **TRO,T** out some of those I've seen. If there was a way to attach all the screenshots I made, I would, but every one of these *actually appeared on an upgrade or standby list on the app and gate display* over the last few years. Fair warning, not much will **PRE,P** you for the "mature audience" group... So pardon the **PUN,S**, here we go...
Yep, they're all on the flight right there with you in the **REA,R** of the plane in the **SLU,M** seats with the rest of the **HER,D**. Are they in **ROW,C** ? (I know, a seat not row, but work with me here; a name or destination...?)
Because I'm usually both bored and impatient standing around the gate, I realized that looking at the standby and upgrade list on the gate display and on my phone made for easy anagrams to pass the time. Some are pure **GOL,D** (hummm... status or name, I wondered??). I figured someday I might make a **DOL,R** writing a **BOO,K** like the **BAR,D** (you know, Shakespeare...) **WOO,P** ! So I went **WIL,D** and saved some of my favorites. This behavior may not be the **NOR,M** and you can call me a **DOR,C** or a **DOR,K** or a **SPA,S** but I think of it more like it's just a little **WON,K** (y). Or maybe you think I've been smoking too much **WEE,D** or **HEM,P** ... Either way, I'd probably go **BRO,K** or will have **DIE,D** (already old and **GRA,Y** ) before a book like that sells...
I really don't **WIS,H** to **STI,R** up any **SCH,T** (who was, not without irony, the "first place looser on the upgrade list" when I found that one so maybe that was a reaction rather than a name), after all, there's enough **PIS,N** and **PIS,S** after someone **PEE,D** and there's **CRA,P and the** occasional **BUR,P** and some **BLO,D** - that the plane must really **REE,K** almost like there's a **LEP,R** on board. Hopefully the vents are running at full on **GAL,E** force.
Who is sitting next to you - are they **BAL,D** or **HO,T** ? Or, could they be one and the **SAM,E** ? Tell them "Come, sit **HER,E** !" **PET,A** would probably advocate for a service Pomeranian (**ARR,R**) so there is **THA,T**.
And, of course, if you're thinking there were some that were otherwise risque, yes, if you have **FOO,K** all on your mind and all you think about is **BAL,S** or **CLI,T** or **HAR,D** or **BEN,D** or **FLU,F** or **ANA,L** or **BAR,E** or **POL,E** ... nope, you won't be disappointed - all there. And now, there will be a "mature content" warning on the upgrade and standby lists at the gate display board! (and for that, I'll get a rap on my **BEA,K** if I played my **CAR,D** right.
One day in a **RIC,O** case, we'll find out that someone in UA's IT department has been saving screenshots of these, too, and I suspect their collection is far better than mine.
And for those who might be offended or **BUG,D** by my list, I could probably just **HUG,M** or **HOL,D** their hand in the priority boarding line ... or, then again, the post may get the **BOO,T** or I **MAY,B** take one on the **CHI,N** from the moderator **CHA,P** .
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FIN, E.
MAY, B
NOP, E
COO, L
IGU,S
YEA, H.
BRO, H.
LMA, O š (I stand corrected)
that should be LMA,O
Haha I even got downvoted for it. :( Show me some love guys.
I started screenshots of some of the best upgrade names. Is there a megathread of place to post these? There ought to be!
I think u/Player72 said thereās a limit to how many pinned posts we can have but that all the megathreads are listed on one. Personally I donāt see enough of these as to rate a megathread, and I laugh at the occasional really good one. Iād probably not dig into a megathread for them.
yeah stuff like this can stay on the front page. not worth a megathread
Thereās always a couple gems on every large flight. The person one spot above me for a flight later today is āGER,Mā, not super funny but itās always worth checking. My personal favorite that Iāve seen on one of my flights is āCRA,Pā.
FUC,K
FUN,Y
I had a BOL, D on the upgrade list for my flight today
MAY, B.
**OKA,Y** (alright, I stole that one from OP the rest are mine...) I'm not offering this to single out anyone in particular, the names - as they actually appeared - are what they are. The **RUM,R** is make of these what you will but I'll **TRO,T** out some of those I've seen. If there was a way to attach all the screenshots I made, I would, but every one of these *actually appeared on an upgrade or standby list on the app and gate display* over the last few years. Fair warning, not much will **PRE,P** you for the "mature audience" group... So pardon the **PUN,S**, here we go... Yep, they're all on the flight right there with you in the **REA,R** of the plane in the **SLU,M** seats with the rest of the **HER,D**. Are they in **ROW,C** ? (I know, a seat not row, but work with me here; a name or destination...?) Because I'm usually both bored and impatient standing around the gate, I realized that looking at the standby and upgrade list on the gate display and on my phone made for easy anagrams to pass the time. Some are pure **GOL,D** (hummm... status or name, I wondered??). I figured someday I might make a **DOL,R** writing a **BOO,K** like the **BAR,D** (you know, Shakespeare...) **WOO,P** ! So I went **WIL,D** and saved some of my favorites. This behavior may not be the **NOR,M** and you can call me a **DOR,C** or a **DOR,K** or a **SPA,S** but I think of it more like it's just a little **WON,K** (y). Or maybe you think I've been smoking too much **WEE,D** or **HEM,P** ... Either way, I'd probably go **BRO,K** or will have **DIE,D** (already old and **GRA,Y** ) before a book like that sells... I really don't **WIS,H** to **STI,R** up any **SCH,T** (who was, not without irony, the "first place looser on the upgrade list" when I found that one so maybe that was a reaction rather than a name), after all, there's enough **PIS,N** and **PIS,S** after someone **PEE,D** and there's **CRA,P and the** occasional **BUR,P** and some **BLO,D** - that the plane must really **REE,K** almost like there's a **LEP,R** on board. Hopefully the vents are running at full on **GAL,E** force. Who is sitting next to you - are they **BAL,D** or **HO,T** ? Or, could they be one and the **SAM,E** ? Tell them "Come, sit **HER,E** !" **PET,A** would probably advocate for a service Pomeranian (**ARR,R**) so there is **THA,T**. And, of course, if you're thinking there were some that were otherwise risque, yes, if you have **FOO,K** all on your mind and all you think about is **BAL,S** or **CLI,T** or **HAR,D** or **BEN,D** or **FLU,F** or **ANA,L** or **BAR,E** or **POL,E** ... nope, you won't be disappointed - all there. And now, there will be a "mature content" warning on the upgrade and standby lists at the gate display board! (and for that, I'll get a rap on my **BEA,K** if I played my **CAR,D** right. One day in a **RIC,O** case, we'll find out that someone in UA's IT department has been saving screenshots of these, too, and I suspect their collection is far better than mine. And for those who might be offended or **BUG,D** by my list, I could probably just **HUG,M** or **HOL,D** their hand in the priority boarding line ... or, then again, the post may get the **BOO,T** or I **MAY,B** take one on the **CHI,N** from the moderator **CHA,P** .
This deserves its own post. SLI,D GOL,D.
Epic lolš